I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 83: metaphor

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"So what if it's me? This fool teased me and she must pay the price. Today I am asking for justice." This voice is too familiar. Isn't it the voice of Murong Xiaotian!

He Jingyan stood up: "I don't allow you to touch her. She is a heroine I admire. If you dare to touch her, I will fight you to the death!"

As a good friend, Xi Ruoxuan didn't expect that He Jingyan would stand up for him. She felt moved in her heart. Who said Bai Wuyi was a scholar? My Jingyan has a lot of backbone, but can you be his opponent

Murong Xiaotian snorted: "Who am I? I am not interested. I advise you to leave as soon as possible, otherwise you will be the unlucky one!"

He Jingyan slammed the table: "I just won't leave. What can you do to me? Not only will I not leave, you can't touch this heroine. If you dare to touch..." He Jingyan was filled with indignation before he could finish his words. Murong Xiaotian clicked on the acupuncture points, okay! These two handsome men and beautiful women suddenly became two living puppets.

At this time, the sound of fighting came from downstairs. It was probably Xingluo Shuangsha and Su Shaokai fighting. Murong Xiaotian no longer hesitated, grabbed Xi Ruoxuan and was about to leave. Suddenly he looked back at He Jingyan, "I have to take this kid away too, to prevent him from reporting to Zhong Langyu." So Murong Xiaotian grabbed one of them and jumped out of the window.

There was a man and a woman tied up in the dungeon of Qianluo Village. Needless to say, the woman was the stupid concubine Xi Ruoxuan. I don’t know if Murong Xiaotian wanted to take revenge. He tied Xi Ruoxuan to a pillar with his hands and feet. He was also tied up with ropes, exactly the same as Murong Xiaotian's posture in the dungeon of the palace. There was also the beautiful boy He Jingyan, who was also tied to a pillar and looked similar to Xi Ruoxuan.

Murong Xiaotian looked at Xi Ruoxuan proudly and said in his heart, "You dare to humiliate me, let's see how I deal with you today!" Don’t you love guessing riddles? I’ll let you guess as much as you want!

"How do you feel! My princess?" Murong Xiaotian looked at Xi Ruoxuan with a folding fan in his hand and waved it three times step by step.

Xi Ruoxuan was able to speak at this time: "You scoundrel, turtle bastard, why are you tying me up here? Let me go!"

Murong Xiaotian chuckled: "Oh! You have a bad temper. I have no other purpose in tying you here. I just want you to guess a riddle. If you guess it right, I will let you go immediately." .”

Xi Ruoxuan blinked his eyes, thinking that guessing riddles is my strength: "Okay, you tell me."

Murong Xiaotian took a few steps back and forth in front of Xi Ruoxuan: "Open your mouth, and then guess a word based on your posture."

Xiruo Xuanxin said, "Is there any need to guess?" My current posture is just the word "big"!

"Why are you opening your mouth? Just guess the word. I look like a 'big' character now!" Xi Ruoxuan said confidently.

Murong Xiaotian shook his head: "It's wrong, I won't say it anymore. I asked you to open your mouth. If you open your mouth, it won't be a big word."

Xiruoxuan thought to himself, add the word "口" to the big character, but there is no such word in this Chinese character!

"I can't guess." Xi Ruoxuan simply shook his head and admitted defeat.

Murong Xiaotian slapped Xi Ruoxuan on the head with a fan: "Let me tell you, it is a word for 'dull'. Of course a dull person like you can't guess it!"

Xiruoxuan was furious: "You are talking nonsense. There is a stick under the word 'stay'. You are just a stickler if you are tied here and open your mouth. I am a girl and I will not stay!"

Murong Xiaotian chuckled: "Look down and see, isn't that a stick behind you?"

Xiruoxuan wanted to kick him away: "You are a scumbag, this is not something that belongs to me at all, how can you count it!"

Murong Xiaotian thought for a while: "Okay! I will ask another question. If you can guess it, I will let you go!"

"Then tell me quickly!"

Murong Xiaotian stood next to Xi Ruoxuan: "We are standing together. If you open your mouth again, what word will you say?"

Xi Ruo "Word!" But I can't say it. If I say it, then I will admit that I am a big idiot. This damn Murong doesn't even forget to insult me by guessing words. In fact, it's no wonder. I seem to have insulted him too. We are mutually exclusive. Each other!

"How's it going? You can't guess it!" Murong Xiaotian said proudly while waving his fan, saying in his heart that I don't care whether you can guess it or not, I still enjoy it.

At this time, He Jingyan on the side spoke: "I can guess this word."

Murong Xiaotian and Xi Ruoxuan were both stunned, wondering why you were joining in the fun. Especially Xiruoxuan, I think you are stupid! Who doesn't know that this is a guaranteed word, but you can't say it, or you will be fooled if you say it.

Murong Xiaotian looked at him with great interest: "Okay! Then tell me about it!"

Xi Ruoxuan's heart felt cold, it was broken! Now, Shou Murong's trick succeeded.

Unexpectedly, He Jingyan was not in a hurry to answer, and just said: "Master, you have to stand on the right. I can't guess if you stand on the left."

Murong Xiaotian slowly walked to the right side of Xi Ruoxuan: "Does this make a difference? Okay! Then what do you think this word is?"

He Jingyan opened his mouth: "It's obvious! From my point of view, this is the word 'Ambush' for ambush!"

XiRuoXuan was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, He Jingyan was so smart, he was secretly calling Murong Xiaotian a dog! I am Shan Liren, and Murong Xiaotian is the character with the character for dog, haha, it made me laugh to death!