I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 9: brother

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The ministers walked out of the Golden Palace. There were two young men walking in the front, one was Zhong Langyao, the crown prince of the Ming Dynasty, and the other was his second brother Zhong Langxi, the prince of Jiajun. They were talking and laughing as they walked. Zhong Langyao will be in a good mood tomorrow, and you can tell from the smile on his face: "Brother, will you be fine tomorrow? How about we go to his house for a walk if you have nothing to do?"

Zhong Langxi smiled and nodded: "That's a good relationship. He was worrying about having time to relax, so he happened to come to my place for a drink."

"I am an alcoholic who never forgets to take a sip wherever I go." Zhong Langyao joked that among the four brothers, the prince and Zhong Langxi were the ones who wanted the best.

The two brothers sat in their respective sedan chairs chatting and laughing, and the host ordered the sedan to be lifted up. Zhong Langyao ordered: "Send Prince Jia to our residence, and I will discuss matters with him."

"No!" The host agreed and ordered the sedan to be lifted up.

So the two of them set off, and soon they arrived at the Prince's Mansion. The Prince's Mansion is very close to the palace. It turned out to be the residence of a prince in the previous dynasty. Zhong Yehan lived there when he was the Crown Prince. Later it was given to Zhong Langyao, which means that the owner who lives there is very likely to become a future prince. The emperor is here.

The host quickly set up the banquet, and Zhong Langyao and Zhong Langxi drank at the wrong table. Why didn't Ling County Prince Zhong Langfu and Yin County Prince Zhong Langyu participate? It turns out that the emperor also had conflicts between the four princes. Zhong Langxi was attached to the prince and planned to be a prince or something in the future. Prince Zhong Langfu of Ling County was shouting at the Crown Prince. He always felt that he was not on the throne of the emperor just asking for me, and everything was possible. While he was building a good relationship with the ministers, he was slandering me, the prince. If one day my father doesn't like me, he and the ministers will work together to defeat me! As for the Prince of Yin County, Zhong Langyu, there is no chance. He originally wanted to rely on the Crown Prince, but he was ignored at all, which meant that the Crown Prince didn't even give him a chance to rely on him. He was just a loser, father. The emperor gave him a fool to be his concubine. What future did he have? Could it be that the emperor was begging the future mother of the country to be a fool? So Zhong Langyao didn't even look at his brother. When Zhong Langyu saw that he was no longer attached to the prince, he just put his tail between his legs and behaved himself. Anyway, he didn't want to be an emperor. From now on, he could live his confinement in peace and enjoy his life.

Zhong Langyao picked up the wine glass with a smile on his face: "Brother, my father has become a lot older recently. He is probably not far away from his confinement as the emperor in this palace." What kind of son is that? He is actually looking forward to my early return to the west. The emperor is asking if he knows whether Zhong Langyao is such a good person, he will definitely destroy him.

Zhong Langxi also had a flattering look on his face: "I'm just waiting for that day. Don't forget your promise when the time comes."

Zhong Langyao grinned: "Look at my little potential, I don't care about anyone, but I care about Concubine Zheng Shu. According to her status, she is not my mother!"

Zhong Langxi had a sweet look on her face: "Does he like her? I see how soft and delicate she is. My little brother is really greedy. He has been begging for her all his life. He doesn't want anything else."

Zhong Langyao looked at Zhong Langxi strangely: "Oh! I didn't expect his younger brother to be a lover, haha..."

Zhong Langxi took a sip of wine: "Don't you just want to eat, drink and have fun in this world? Can I have a beautiful woman to accompany you? What do I want to do? Be the emperor? What's there to do?" I just can’t think of Hong, I like being the emperor so much, I will suffer the consequences in the future.”

Zhong Langyao was very happy after hearing this. He hoped that his brothers would say they did not want to be emperor, so that he could safely leave the Diaoyutai!

"Okay! Brother, remember what I said. As soon as my brother ascends the throne, I will immediately go into the palace and take Concubine Zheng Shu away. How about it? Brother, you must be loyal!"

Zhong Langxi's eyes turned into slits as he smiled: "Thank you, Mr. Dian, my brother has diarrhea first, hehe!"

"Look at my little potential. He told me to keep an eye on that boy Zhong Langfu. If he takes advantage of the loophole, I and he will have to finish it." Zhong Langyao was most worried about his third brother.

Zhong Langxi nodded: "How about he pull all the people who are monitoring Zhong Langyu over and watch Zhong Langfu with all their strength?"

Zhong Langyao said angrily: "I should have done that a long time ago. Why am I staring at a loser? Look at how he behaved in front of Tian Qing Khan that day. He even humiliated his idiot wife. If he begged him not to, he would kill that woman immediately. I don’t know how stupid that fool is. There’s something he never told me. It’s so funny, haha... "

Zhong Langxi saw the prince laughing so hard that he wondered: "What's so funny? Tell me and listen."

Zhong Langyao held his stomach and laughed for a while, and then said: "Then he went to pick up Fool when he married Fool. He always wanted to see what Fool was like. Fortunately, the journey was quite far and he had to stay in an inn, so he just watched She knew what a fool looked like. Not to mention, judging from her appearance, apart from a little more runny nose, she didn't realize how stupid she was. So her brother tested her and said, "Do I know what I did that time?" ?', the fool replied: 'Being a bride.', He said: 'How about being a bride?', and she said: 'Okay! Okay! The bride wears new clothes, very beautiful."

Zhong Langyao picked up a mouthful of vegetables and put it into his mouth, chewed it hard, and then took a sip of wine: "At that time! He was worried that she and their brother didn't know how to have sex, so he taught her: 'He said the bride "Brother, in fact, the most comfortable thing for a bride is not to wear new clothes, but to have flowers and candles in the bridal chamber. Am I red?" The fool nodded: "He knows that, but the house the bride wants to live in is very beautiful, and there are Flowers with candles are very beautiful." He was anxious, so he simply told her that he was happy. He said yes, when there are candles in the bridal chamber, true happiness is not there. Every time I go to sleep, I Did I hear Ming Hong put the groom's peeing stuff into the place where I was peeing? She was very strange at the time and kept asking him why he asked to do that? He said it would be very comfortable and comfortable. Then I guess what? , Haha, the next day there was an anecdote from Prince Yin's Mansion, saying that the princess asked Zhong Langyu to throw the chamber pot he used in the morning into the toilet every time before going to bed. Zhong Langyu was so angry that he locked all the toilets in the palace, and then he gave up. Haha, haha, I said that’s funny or not.”

Zhong Langxi also laughed so hard that he gasped: "Brother, I really don't agree, why are you playing tricks on a fool!"

Zhong Langyao waved his legs: "Heaven and earth conscience, he really didn't want to tease her at that time. Really, he just taught her. Who knows if she understood it that way, haha, haha."