I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 92: Improve

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Zhong Langyu finished handling the matter and returned to his residence. He had a desire today, which was to see his beloved concubine as soon as possible. Xi Ruoxuan has been getting smarter and smarter recently. If it weren't for the poisonous move she came up with this time, it would be hard for anyone to predict the consequences. Is she still the silly concubine I used to be? Although some of her words and deeds are still so childish, the effect seems to be pretty good. From teasing Luo Shiying to exposing Hu Feiying's fake death trick, if it weren't for her luck, she is definitely a smart person. Could it be that her brain has recovered? Zhong Langyu thought about the recent events and strengthened his judgment. right! My weak Xuan may have returned to normal, she was not like this before. I remember when I first married her, she had runny nose every day and looked like a fool. Now these are gone. It must be that God took pity on me and gave me a normal concubine.

Zhong Langyu thought about it with a smile on his face, but when he walked to his residence, his smile disappeared. I saw those maids and old ladies, including Su Shaokai, covering their noses and hiding away, and there was a choking stench everywhere.

Zhong Langyu felt very strange. He asked Cuiyun: "Why don't you go in? Why are you hiding outside?"

Seeing that it was Zhong Langyu, Cuiyun quickly said: "It's the empress. The empress is messing around inside. Go and have a look!"

Zhong Langyu was also very nervous. What was Xiuxuan doing inside? He pushed open the door in three steps and two steps at a time, wow! A strong rancid and pungent smell almost knocked Zhong Langyu down. Zhong Langyu took a few steps back and took a breath, just as he was about to go in again. Xi Ruoxuan also covered his nose and escaped: "Great, great, it's okay this time!"

Zhong Langyu quickly grabbed Xi Ruoxuan: "What happened inside? Why is it so smelly? Wow! Ahem!"

Xiruoxuan also coughed: "Yuyu, I succeeded. You move these to the tower. If those people come again, you knock these things down to ensure that those people never dare to come again."

Zhong Langyu quickly pulled Xi Ruoxuan outside because the smell here was so horrible.

After arriving at a relatively boring place, Zhong Langyu asked: "Xuanxuan, tell Yuyu what happened."

Xiruo If the shit and urine falls down, it will definitely blow those people away!"

Zhong Langyu was shocked, no way! You don't cook shit at home! Also added chilli! Can this house still be occupied tonight

Xi Ruo When he was in danger, he also said that people are most afraid of smells. He asked me to collect feces and urine, boil them and pour them out. It would help Yuyu, so Xuanxuan did it. I improved it myself today. , added seasonings, how about it, it’s awesome!”

Zhong Langyu really wants to cry without tears. Just now, I thought your brain had become smarter, but now I see that she is just a super idiot. Even if you want to experiment, you can't be in the room! With the addition of chili pepper, it seems that no one can live in this house for a month.

The next step is to move. This house can no longer be inhabited. Fortunately, there are many rooms in the palace, but it is more difficult to move things because you have to cover your nose to move. Although the feces had been thrown far away, the smell refused to leave.

After struggling for a long time, they finally settled down.

Xi Ruoxuan acted like a normal person, playing with some of the captured weapons. Why is she acting like this? The reason is very simple, that is, Xi Ruoxuan doesn't want to reveal that she is not the silly concubine. Exposing the target too early will get herself into too much trouble. I still plan to carry out the silly concubine to the end.

Xi Ruoxuan held a weapon in his hand and thought about it, what do you think these Yuli people think? They designed their weapons in such a wicked way. Not only are they pointed at the front, but they also have barbs at the back. If they are stabbed, Come on, even if you don't die, you have to get a piece of meat. These Yuli people are too cruel. However, it is normal to think about it in retrospect. War is cruel. The final result of war is to physically eliminate the enemy. So no matter what method is used, as long as the enemy is defeated, any despicable method can be used, just like using excrement yourself. It's the same as defending a city. Although there is smoke and smoke in the evil deeds, the policy is correct.

Xi Ruoxuan was thinking about it, and suddenly she had an inspiration in her heart. She thought of Qi Jiguang's Mandarin Duck Formation from these weapons. Qi Jiguang's Mandarin Duck Formation relied on the length of the weapons and their mutual cooperation to achieve invincibility. If I learn General Qi's formations and build my own Xijia Army, I will definitely be able to show off my power on the battlefield in the future. However, his current status does not allow him to do this. How can a fool command an army? Although this idea is very good, it is also very far away. It can only be used when absolutely necessary. The price of doing so is that it may completely subvert my identity as a silly concubine.