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Now a certain scapegoated old marshal is in the palace, sighing.
"Who would have thought that these guys didn't leave immediately after Tiezheng's wedding banquet, but actually stayed. What do they want to do? The purpose is not simple, there must be other motives."
At this moment, Qiu Jianhan was like a furious lion, spinning around in the cage, baring its teeth and claws, trying to bite people.
"Isn't this already in our calculations?"
His Majesty the Emperor looked at Qiu Jianhan with a smile; "They finally came here once, or maybe it was their only chance to enter the capital of Yutang. How could they just go back empty-handed?"
"These people are determined to destroy our Yutang, so they must take action. Most of them want to find hidden targets, install spies, or at least steal information." Marshal Qiu said with an angry look on his face.
"Let them go." His Majesty the Emperor was very open-minded: "Our Yutang is now riddled with holes. Their meticulous work has already spread all over the entire Yutang; what information do they not know?"
"How much more damage will they do if they do what they do? I hope that if they stay here for a long time, if they really don't want to go back, they can settle down here and live and work in peace and contentment; that is a good thing."
His Majesty's heart is so broad-minded that the old marshal was stunned for a while: "I have to say that your Majesty's thoughts are so wonderful that even I don't dare to have such extravagant hopes. What a huge imagination!"
His Majesty the Emperor laughed: "In a word, let them go. However, they did not mention anyone by name. They unexpectedly asked Yun Yang to accompany them. I couldn't help but wonder where these generals could be taken by Yun Yang. "
Speaking of this, the old marshal immediately wanted to laugh: "It is said that the brat proposed to build a brothel for them, and let everyone have whoring there for ten days..."
"The brothel... big... ten days of whoring..." His Majesty the Emperor's eyes suddenly widened, and he suddenly choked: "Cough cough cough cough... hahahahaha... what the hell! This boy's way of conducting himself in the world, Hahaha... It makes me happy!"
For a moment, His Majesty the Emperor laughed so hard that he suddenly noticed Qiu Jianhan staring at him. He suddenly remembered that what he just said was very inappropriate. As the king of a country, he actually used foul language...
This is too detrimental to your image.
He hurriedly made up for it: "I'm really surprised. I can't help but want to scold him a few times. Just say it as fast as I can..."
puff!
It's okay that His Majesty the Emperor didn't explain. With this explanation, Qiu Jianhan couldn't stand it anymore and laughed loudly: "Your Majesty, these three words express the old minister's feelings hahaha..."
"I just want to laugh when I think of Han Shanhe visiting a brothel. I really hope Yun Yang can be more patient and let Old Han go whoring for ten days..." Qiu Jianhan looked gloating.
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However, the expectations of the old marshal and His Majesty the Emperor will be disappointed at least today.
Because Yun Yang had already led a group of people to the Jiuzun Mansion in a mighty manner.
Along the way, Mr. Yun showed off his eloquence, constantly introducing the scenery along the way, and talking eloquently. He picked up all the treasures at his fingertips, even though the way he introduced them was very different -
"Have you seen this house? This house has a lot of history. When His Majesty Taizu founded the country, this is where the concubine of the then prime minister's father-in-law's brother-in-law's brother-in-law lived. Why is it so famous? It’s really because the prime minister’s brother-in-law’s brother-in-law…”
After listening to such a series of tortuous introductions to the war song, he could no longer keep his temper and said angrily: "Isn't this prime minister's brother-in-law's brother-in-law the prime minister at that time? Isn't the prime minister's brother-in-law's brother-in-law's sister-in-law the prime minister's sister-in-law?" You spared eight circles for such a simple relationship... my sister-in-law's mistress... "
Yun Yang, the instigator, was actually stunned by the retelling of the war song. He blinked and said, "Ahem, this matter is a bit complicated. Your memory is really good..."
Everyone looked at him with contempt.
"Look where you are, have you seen this tree? You see, with its intricate roots and majestic crown, the origin of this tree is even greater. Legend has it that this tree was a tree spirit who was blessed here. The weather is smooth, the country is peaceful and the people are safe, and it has the power to move wind and rain, and move mountains and seas, but do you know how many times this tree has been struck by lightning in more than a hundred years?" Yun Yang looked mysterious.
"How many times?" The black-faced boy didn't want to pay attention to him, but he couldn't help but ask questions.
"Not once!" Yun Yang said seriously.
"..." The black-faced boy stared with eyes as if he wanted to eat someone.
"Such a big tree has not been struck by lightning even once in all these years..." Yun Yang said, "This in itself is a very surprising thing."
A bearded general retorted dissatisfied: "This tree is no bigger than the mouth of a bowl at best. Even if it is ten years old, it is considered a majority. It has experienced more than a hundred years of wind and rain... Besides, even if it is more than a hundred years old, The tree is not considered an ancient tree... What do you want to do with such nonsense?"
Yun Yang deliberately whispered: "Look... it's that man at the corner of the street. He has a wretched face. When he saw us, he immediately ran away and his behavior was extremely suspicious... Is that an assassin sent by the Dongxuan Empire? He wants to use this to create a dispute. ? We have to consider your safety, and we must not allow any mistakes... What if some of you are in trouble in our Yutang Empire, tsk tsk... That will be a major matter for the diplomatic relations between the two countries. "
All the generals have a black streak.
This bastard curser is really vicious - when an ordinary person sees so many big guys traveling together, his first reaction will definitely be to run away quickly. Why did he turn into an assassin in your mouth, and even pulled out our three long and two short bodies and missing parts? Okay, we said before that our time is running out and we have to hit the road, but we have endured it. Looking at this situation, it is obvious that we are addicted to playing...
"You have three strengths and two weaknesses!"
"You're the one with the missing head!"
"You don't have much time left, it's time to hit the road!"
Some grumpy generals had begun to curse.
"You scolded me! You actually scolded me?"
Yun Yang was furious: "I have good intentions to be your guide, take care of everything in detail, and do my best. I only hope for good neighborliness, but I don't want you to scold me... Do you still have a conscience, and do you have any sense of being a guest?" Conscious? Is there any more..."
Generals from various countries have a black line and scold you? Who scolded whom first? Suddenly there were a few grumpy people who wanted to rush forward to argue.
"You are scolding me!"
"I won't take you to the brothel tonight!"
"I'm telling you the truth, if you want to go to a brothel, there's no way around it!"
"I can't hold you in!"
"Not only will I not take you to a brothel, I will also poison your food! After I do it, I will ask several girls to dance, so you won't be able to touch it!"
"Dare you scold me..."
"If you dare to scold me, you will suffer the consequences!"
"The consequences will be very, very, very serious!"
"I'm not going to kill you, just play with each other in the room! The anus is broken and the buttocks are bruised!"
"How dare you scold me... Do you have any sense, justice, or justice? How can you be so unreasonable? You treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs... This young master is full of enthusiasm and kindly found a brothel for you... If you don't want to repay, forget it. You actually scolded me!"
Yun Yang was very articulate. If someone said something to him, he would have at least three words in reply. He was very articulate.
One mouthful is a brothel, one mouthful is suffocating you to death, each of these high-ranking generals seems to be an old bachelor who has been holding it in for many years, and has never seen a woman in his life...
For a time, there was a loud roar of curses on the road. Everyone opened fire and cursed at each other.
The generals were angry, why did we come thousands of miles away just to visit a brothel in Yutang
What this bastard said could make a dead person jump in his coffin!
Passers-by all looked sideways, looking at this group of well-dressed guys who were clearly bosses, all talking vulgarly, talking about a brothel, talking about a prostitute, talking about a vagina, talking about an ass and that flower...
It’s really unpalatable!
The world is in decline, and people's hearts are not as good as they used to be!
Yun Yang showed no sign of weakness in the face of the crowd's scolding. He verbally engaged in a verbal battle with all the generals in the continent. He fired his bows left and right and scolded whoever he caught. If he couldn't be scolded, he just said: I won't take you to the brothel! I'm suffocating you! Let you play with yourselves until your anus is damaged and your buttocks are bruised!
This sentence was simply a stroke of genius, which made all the generals present angry and dizzy with veins popping out.
Especially at the end, Yun Yang even went into map cannon mode: "What's wrong with you? Every one of them wants to eat me... Could it be that the generals in your countries who are in charge only think about women?" ? Do you have any other pursuits besides women... Can't you solve it a little bit by yourself? Even if you can't do it yourself, you can just ask the people around you to help! "
"No wonder you keep fighting with us every year. It's because our Yutang girls are beautiful, right? Tell me about it, you haven't found a wife in your own country, right? Otherwise, as soon as you heard that Tie Shuai got a wife, I rushed here in a hurry. It turned out to be just to satisfy my eyesight. Now, are you envious and jealous of us Tie Shuai? Now I can really see the true face of you people. The famous generals of the mainland are indeed worthy of being the famous generals of the mainland. This face , The mind is treacherous, far beyond that of ordinary people!"
Everyone who passed by in a hurry and heard a few words felt bursts of anger in their hearts.
How could these guys have such... thoughts!
snort…
In everyone's mind, all the foreign generals have turned into lustful ghosts who have been holding back for more than ten years, the kind who are not taboo on meat and vegetables, and can do anything... extremely nasty!
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