I Am the Cutest in the Universe

Chapter 4

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After Tu Mianmian decided to participate in the sand sculpture reality show.

That night, when he routinely communicated with the Duke before going to bed, he mentioned this incident, "I think the atmosphere of this program is quite unique, so I chose this one to participate."

"Yeah." Sivir from Optical Brain Communication had a low voice, "Anderson told me that the scale of this program is not too big, and you can invest a fortune if necessary to make yourself more comfortable."

Tu Mianmian: "Okay."

Oh…

Be everyone's benefactor father.

Tu Mianmian thought.

After finishing talking about the reality show, Tu Mianmian asked, "Why are you only answering calls and not video calls today?"

A few nights ago, His Excellency the Duke communicated with Tu Mianmian via video call. Today, Tu Mianmian took the initiative to dial the video call, but Sivir did not answer, and only agreed to the communication.

"..." Sivir fell silent.

In the commander's lounge of the main ship, Sivir sat on the ground with one leg bent. A pile of medicines lay messily on the floor next to it.

His damaged right arm had just been drenched with military-grade disinfectant, and the excess water was dripping down with blood. The wound on his arm was constantly emitting foamy disinfectant bubbles due to the disinfection effect, causing him pain and anxiety.

Tu Mianmian on the communication side couldn't hear the sound, so he asked again. Sivir's voice slowed down, and then he said nonchalantly: "It's a bit inconvenient today, so I didn't answer the video call."

Tu Mianmian's ears moved, and he asked hesitantly, "Are you injured?"

His ears trembled, "I seem to hear the sizzle of disinfectant bubbles."

When Tu Mianmian started the mech in the game for the first time, he was so happy that he jumped up from the sofa and fell down again. A scratch on his elbow was nothing serious, but Judy was so worried that she wiped him with household disinfectant.

At that time, white foam came out of the small wound, and there was a slight buzzing sound while bubbling. It didn't hurt, but it was a little itchy. After the wound was disinfected, there were no bubbles.

Just now he seemed to hear the movement of disinfection bubbles on Sivir's side. Although there was almost no sound through the communication, it still couldn't escape Tu Mianmian's ears.

Sivir was taken aback when he heard the words, and immediately frowned: "Have you been injured at home?"

People who have never used disinfectant water know what the sound of disinfectant bubbles is.

Tu Mianmian truthfully told the fact that she had scratched her skin, and then asked with a serious face: "Now is not the time for you to ask me, but for me to ask you. Are you injured?"

Sivir paused and said, "…I didn't."

"Really?" Tu Mianmian questioned.

"I..." His Excellency the Duke hesitated for a moment, and lied to appease his little wife at home: "I was in the infirmary to comfort the soldiers, and the medical officer was disinfecting the wounds of the wounded soldiers."

"Oh. That's right." Tu Mianmian immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "It's good that you're fine."

He turned his head and warned seriously: "You are condolences to the soldiers. This is a business. When you have business, don't answer my communication."

"Don't talk about it, the most important thing is that you get busy with business first. Remember to pay more attention to safety!"

Tu Mianmian thought about it again, and decided to shoulder the responsibility of the little wife, and said earnestly, "I'll wait for you to come back at home!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the communication in a hurry.

Sivir looked at the optical brain screen that showed that the communication had ended, with a dazed expression, and a long-lost warmth surged in his heart.

After a while, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, and the faint smile disappeared in an instant.

The pain in his right arm gradually subsided, and Sivir turned his head to look at the brilliant space of the galaxy outside the window, looking in the direction of the empire, and murmured: "Okay."

Be obedient and wait for me at home.

Central Star Duke's Mansion.

Because Tu Mianmian is going out to participate in an entertainment program, everyone is making preparations for it.

Although... Mr. Housekeeper is a little scared of the phrase "multiple husbands and multiple homes". But seeing that the background of the program group is innocent, I let the pictures go.

It's just that Anderson also arranged Judy into the program group by the way, as Tu Mianmian's assistant to accompany and take care of her and protect her safety.

After all, Judy is a legendary figure who has beaten a third of the soldiers in the army in her civilian capacity. Mr. Steward believes that she will be a very good assistant.

As for the reality show group, after gathering the guest lineup, they couldn't wait to send the program contract to the Duke's Mansion.

After signing the contract, Tu Mianmian is now a member (guest) of this program group!

Within two days, the program team announced the launch and informed the guests to go to the shooting location by themselves.

The filming location was not far from the Duke's Mansion, probably just enough distance for Tu Mianmian to sneak back during filming.

Although it is convenient, Anderson's butler is still ready, and he has a sense of sight sending the children at home to kindergarten.

He stuffed all the things that Tu Mianmian might use and eat into the bracelet-shaped space button, and handed them to Tu Mianmian to wear on his wrist.

By the way, I told Tu Mianmian the first-hand news told by the director himself, "The program group adopts the live broadcast mode, but they will deceive the guests into the recording mode."

Butler Anderson said: "In fact, everything is broadcast live. The program crew seems to be doing this to capture the most authentic side of the guests and use it as a surprise to give back to the audience."

Although, Mr. Steward felt that it might be a shock.

"The director told the news to the Duke's Palace to please his wife, so that you can prepare yourself in front of the hidden live camera, and show the most perfect side to the audience."

"However," Butler Anderson helped his gold-rimmed monocle, "I think it doesn't matter if Madam faces the audience in an imperfect state."

"Because Madame is very lovely no matter what."

The old housekeeper looked lovingly at the child who was about to go out in front of him, and said earnestly: "So Madam, don't be nervous, and don't need to be special, just relax and play."

Picture Mianmian: Happy.jpg

He was so dazed by Anderson's coaxing that his tail was almost up to the sky.

Dizzy, she was taken out by Judy, and before she left, she heard a few girls working in the Duke's mansion gathering together and whispering in the courtyard.

"Butler Anderson only allows Miss Judy to take care of Madam! None of us deserve to look at Madam more!"

"Hey, although I can't see my wife normally, but my wife is going to record a show, we can suck my wife through the star network!!!"

"We are too miserable. We can't suck reality, we can only suck Madam."

"Woo woo woo mom! Your daughter's favorite cutie is going to be on TV!"

Tu Mianmian: "?"

Tu Mian looked at the girls blankly, then was taken by Judy into the airship with the badge of the Duke's Mansion, and flew towards the shooting location given by the program group.

When we got there, we found that there were already two guests waiting.

One is Xu Taotao, a well-known celebrity on the Internet, who looks a little cold and proud.

The other is the man who appeared in the promotional video of the program, named Robbins, who once uttered the rhetoric "multiple husbands, multiple families". Still dressed in fancy clothes, running around.

The venue circled by the program team is a exotic plant park. The venue is open-air. There are only two or three staff members in the program team, and the rest are busy robots.

The artificial daylight of the central star was a bit dazzling, so Judy found a lounge chair with a parasol for Tu Mianmian to sit down on.

She walked around the site of the program group, observed with unprofessional military accomplishment and still keen insight, and quietly told Tu Mianmian:

"Ma'am, the live broadcast has already started. There are many, many hidden live cameras, and the live broadcast is performed at 360 degrees without dead ends."

Tu Mianmian was inexplicably a little nervous, she didn't dare to turn her eyes around, and nodded cautiously.

At this time, the live broadcast room of the program group on the star network:

[What did they say? Why can't I hear you? ]

[Is this a newcomer? Never seen him before. ]

[Looking at the introduction in the subtitles, it is called Tu Mianmian, and somehow I think he is so cute, and his name is also very soft and cute. ]

[I'm not convinced, is there any whisper that even my vvip can't listen to? ! ]

[I can't even hear vvvvvip! ]

Tu Mianmian knew nothing about the sand sculpture controversy in the live broadcast room.

Not long after, the last guest Bob also came in a hurry.

He recklessly walked towards the place where everyone gathered, complaining non-stop: "The road condition of the central star is too bad, what year is it, and there is still a traffic jam? It was a waste of my time, and I almost couldn't catch up with the recording !"

All the natives of Central Star turned their heads to look at him.

Bob's hair was slicked with oil, and there was a menacing look on his fat pie plate face. He wore expensive tailor-made clothes, but he was too fat to look out of place.

After complaining about the damn road conditions, Bob turned around and scolded his assistant for not reminding him to go out earlier. With a wry smile on his face, his assistant nodded and apologized, begging the employer to let him go.

"What are you blaming others for?" Xu Taotao suddenly stood up and joined the battlefield, taking a few steps towards Bob.

He is tall and thin like a bamboo pole, in stark contrast to the short and fat Bob.

Xu Taotao was condescending, with a sarcastic tone, and said meanly: "Is the speed limit airship lane on the lowest level?"

Bob seemed to have been stepped on, his face flushed in vain, his face was angry but he couldn't refute.

The cheapest airships do not have the conditions for high-speed driving, so they can only use narrow speed-limited lanes. If there are too many airships, they will be easily blocked.

And expensive high-speed airships can fly as fast as they want on the wide high-speed lanes.

The scene fell into silence because of Xu Taotao's words, and everyone looked at Bob with a little more love at this time.

Before Tu Mianmian had time to show sympathy to the embarrassed Bob for a second, Xu Taotao, who had finished his mocking speech, walked away.

And Bob took a few deep breaths, looked around, walked in front of Tu Mianmian angrily, and said arrogantly: "You, get out of the way!"

Bob was extremely domineering: "Give me this seat!"

"..." Tu Mianmian raised his head, only Bob's nostrils were visible.

Judy beside her was silent for a while, and was about to speak. The director rushed over in a hurry, like a hen guarding its chicks, blocked Tu Mianmian behind him, and drove Bob away.

Bob didn't dare to fight against the director, so he had to give up.

He looked even angrier, the base of his neck was red with anger. Before leaving, he gave Tu Mianmian a bitter look, his big eyes filled with vengeance.

Tu Mianmian's brain is getting bigger.

What happened to the guests of this show? Why did they confront each other right from the start

Judy was also very puzzled, so she turned around and quietly sent a message to Mr. Butler to complain.

After the guests arrived, although the beginning was a little bit crazy, after the director announced the start of the recording, everything became normal.

There are no surprises in the process, and they are all routine operations. Such as gathering in front of a (fake) recorded camera, greeting each other, and introducing yourself.

After seeing Xu Taotao finished his self-introduction, he actually started a talent show.

Tu Mianmian, who was next in line, suddenly went dark, and said in panic, "W-do you still want to sing and dance?"

He just bounces around, okay

As it turns out, it can.

Tu Mianmian made a coquettish operation, bouncing around like a rabbit, and passed the level.

The director didn't say a word of rebuttal, and looked at the picture with a kind and kind expression throughout the whole process. It seems to be looking at a cherished national treasure, and it seems to be looking at a precious golden thigh.

The next Robbins, started dancing as soon as he came up, and shouted: "Multiple friends, multiple paths, multiple husbands..."

The director immediately looked fierce and rushed to drive Robbins off the stage.

Robbins also looked fierce, pointed at Tu Mianmian and said, "Why can he do that, but I can't dance?!"

"..." Tu Mianmian lay on the gun innocently, he thought for a while, and said to Robbins: "Why don't you just dance next time and don't add lines."

Robbins was puzzled when he heard the words, he pondered for a while, and then suddenly realized: "So you can't advertise on the show to find a husband?"

"Thank you for telling me." Robbins didn't look at it, and shook Tu Mianmian's hand enthusiastically, "You can be my friend."

Tu Mianmian was in a daze, "It's a good thing you didn't tell me 'You can be my husband'."

Robin suddenly looked up and laughed.

"Hmph." Bob came over at some point, snorted coldly from his nostrils, squinted at Tu Mianmian, and said disdainfully: "I don't know how the trash got into the program group, could it just be jumping around?" Is it okay to go?"

Tu Mianmian: "?"

In addition to jumping, he can also chew carrots.

Judy's face suddenly turned cold, her anger rose, and her eyes seemed to be burning with fire, she replied: "I am also very puzzled, how did the hot chicken get into the program group, could it be that he has a dirty mouth? ?"

Bob: "You!!!"

The author has something to say: Mian Mian: The obnoxious Bob is a stepping stone to the plot, if you endure him for another two chapters, the author will send him away!

#I seem to be out of place with other guests because I'm not weird enough#

#small theater#

A certain reality show: Woohoo, Mianmian is ours now!

[drop! Warm reminder: Your Excellency the Duke is punching and kicking you. ]

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