I Am the God of Games

Chapter 138: Seafood can solve the problem, why call sea monsters

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As a 123-year-old gray dwarf, even in the eyes of his parents, he is still a weak, helpless and especially edible child, but Iron Felt, who is already a master craftsman, actually has experience that matches his age even if he has never He went to the surface to travel, but he would have a drink in the lava city tavern after work every day. Almost every two days, he would hear the gray dwarves who returned from their travels drinking and bragging there.

Ignoring the narrator's boasting, and wringing out the water in the story a little bit, the performance of the humans in the dwarves' stories is similar. Although at first glance, there is not much difference from the life of the dwarves, in fact, the human beings are different because of their longevity. The reason why they are much shorter than the dwarves is that they do not have the attitude and enthusiasm of the dwarves for their craftsmanship. Most people just live a boring life under the rule of the church or nobles.

Coupled with the large number of human beings, the gods they believe in seem to only favor a few believers, so that human beings are very weak.

Originally, although Iron Felt didn't want to come to the surface to stay in the human territory, he didn't think it would be too hard. At most, he just forged some weapons to fool humans. How hard can it be for a dwarf? Just like what the furnace keeper guard said, just treat it as a vacation.

As a result, he overturned the car as soon as he went out: he didn’t touch a single slime in the mine tunnel, and Iron Felt thought it was cleaned up by the mine guards, but he didn’t expect that the slimes would gather and combine into one Big slime, stuck to the top of the dark mine tunnel above the portal, where it sneaks up and preys on the dwarves who want to teleport.

Iron Felt, who was caught off guard, also suffered a big loss and was directly swallowed by the big slime. To make matters worse, the portal had already been activated at that time, directly teleporting him (and the slime wrapped outside) to the surface of the northern border of the Valla Empire, where the seemingly deserted grove did not even ask for help from other dwarves passing by. less than.

Just when Iron Felt thought he was going to die this time, two human cubs and a dog suddenly appeared.

Slime, the lowest-level monster, is very weak when it exists alone. Although the outer layer of gelatin is almost immune to physical attacks, the magic stone inside the body is so obvious that even a child can hold a stick. Fight away, but when many slimes gather to become a big slime, its strength will be greatly improved. At the same time, the gel quality will increase a lot, and the magic stones will not grow much after they are attracted to each other, which greatly reduces the risk of injury. probability. At the same time, its huge and sticky body also endows it with extremely powerful predation capabilities. It is almost impossible for a prey like iron felt that is completely wrapped in gel to escape without the help of others.

In short, a thousand words and a thousand words can be summed up in one sentence: Those two human cubs are definitely not the opponents of this thing!

Iron Felt wanted to remind him, but he couldn't make a sound in the slime body. He poured gel with weak digestion ability into his mouth, and the sphincter was about to lose its hold. Through it, I am afraid that I will die and turn into a lump of sticky cheese. We must know that Iron Felt's ability to endure until now is entirely due to the racial talent of the gray dwarves who are strong and durable and able to survive in various harsh environments, and the strong and durable part obviously does not include their internal organs...

So fuck off, don't go find your adults yet! Iron Felt roared in his heart.

But apparently those two human cubs didn't have telepathic powers. Seeing them attacking the big slime, Iron Felt felt that he would have two more inmates and a dog soon.

The result was far beyond Iron Felt's expectations.

Those two human cubs were surprisingly able to fight!

One of them seemed to be a warrior. Not only did he harass the big slime with a single-handed sword and a small buckler from time to time, causing ripples on the surface of the big slime, but he also summoned a humanoid object that was probably a ghost. Facing the big slime is an old punch, even the iron felt in the big slime's body can feel the power.

Another human boy is even more amazing. He is constantly summoning seafood to feed the big slime.

That's right, feeding.

From land squid to claw-fin marlin, there are also crabs as tall as a dwarf, large hermit crabs with sea anemones on their shells, and large garden eels that keep poking their heads out of barnacle shells to tease slimes... In short, these There is no summoned object that can survive three tricks with the big slime and not be eaten...

At first, Iron Felt felt that the young summoner probably didn't have a powerful contracted beast, and because he was relatively weak, he had to keep summoning seafood to protect the young warrior.

After all, slime is a brainless monster, it eats without restraint, and almost accepts all seafood without rejection.

And when the iron felt was squeezed to the edge of the big slime's body by more and more seafood, and his face was hugged tightly by an octopus, it always gave him a feeling that he was going to be parasitized by something When he felt that illusion, he suddenly realized the intention of the other party.

Just as Iron Felt guessed, the dog that had no sense of existence since the beginning of the battle sneaked around to the back of the big slime...or it might not be the back, after all, the slime seems to have no front and back at all. In short, at this time, the big slime was being crazily beaten by the humanoid ghost summoned by the warrior boy on the other side, and he didn't even notice the big dog that slipped over.

And Gouzi also seized the opportunity, bit the tentacles of the octopus sticking out of the slime's body, and pulled it out forcefully.

Iron Felt's head also stretched out from the big slime's body, Gouzi pulled it harder when he saw it, and said 'my scalp! My scalp is about to be ripped off by this octopus! ' In the scream, the gray dwarf was dragged out at the risk of disfigurement (referring to the iron felt).

"Okay, I'll give it a final blow!" After the dwarf landed on the ground, a puffer fish stood up straight, took out his beloved small hammer, and planned to join the battle.

As a result, he found that not only himself, but also the magic stone of the big slime were pushed to the edge.

With an expression of "we've seen a lot of people like you who want to rob monsters", the warrior boy stabbed his single-handed sword into the core of the big slime.

Immediately, the big slime made a screaming sound, and then the whole body exploded like a broken water polo, the disgusting gel splashed all over the ground, and the body quickly collapsed into a Seafood shapes.

Only the gray dwarf with the octopus on his head was left in a mess in the cold wind: gods, human beings are weak, did those dwarves who traveled to the surface before have rum in their heads!