one of the pro
The time goes back to before Kurosaki Yao and Bai Xiaoyu got married in the game.
As we all know, the kitten likes Bai Xiaoyu the little master the most, and even likes the gold coin uncle Kurosaki Yao who always teases it. As long as they were together, the kitten would cling to them, imitating their movements foolishly from time to time.
Since the two confirmed their relationship, dating has become a compulsory course for this stupid couple. The difference is that they are two people who are kissing each other together, and there is a kitten behind this pair, who doesn't realize that every time they kiss and hug, this kitten has a panoramic view.
It’s okay to hug, Kitty understands very well, the master once told him that this is a way of expressing intimacy, and the master of games has always hugged him in human form. Even though he was a cat, the little master and his uncle didn't give him too much hugs.
Tilt your head, but why dear? Uncle seems to like kissing the little master very much, and every time the kiss is over, the little master will blush. Especially after a four-day major update, the way they kiss seems to have changed, and they can see their tongues. After the kiss, the little master not only blushed, but also had a little shortness of breath, as if it was fun, so curious, so curious. (? ω?)
So one night, after Kurosaki Yao and Bai Xiaoyu were sound asleep, the kitten became terrified. He tiptoed to the little master's head, looked at the slightly opened lips of the little master, and gently moved closer.
As soon as he touched it, he left. Looking a little farther away, the little master's face didn't seem to be red. Could it be that the kiss was too fast? Are you still sticking your tongue out? That sticks out the tongue ING.
Just as I was about to continue to go forward to do the experiment, I saw a flash of white light, and the figure of the kitten disappeared.
"what are you doing?!"
"Meow, I'm curious." The kitten changed back into a human form and sat straddling the Great God's lap, looking innocently at the seemingly angry Great God.
"It's curious that you can't kiss yourself."
"why?"
"Only with very close people."
"The little master also hugged me, we are very close."
"...Uh, the very close refers to the closest person. Most, only one."
"It turns out that the little master and I are not the closest." Shrugging the two cat ears on the top of the head, the kitten was a little lost, obviously he was the first to know the little master, why is the uncle closer than him to the little master (╯^╰ )
"Because you already have the closest person."
"Eh?" Where, why doesn't he know.
"Don't tell me you're not close to me?" The Great God pointed at himself and said helplessly.
"Intimacy^ω^." That's not just expressed in terms of intimacy, it's directly off the charts.
"That's fine, everyone can only have one closest person."
"Then can I kiss you? What's so fun about kissing?" It must be fun to see uncle and little master kissing so frequently.
"Do you want to try it?"
"Uh-huh."
"Close your eyes."
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Looking at such a well-behaved kitten, the Great God has no reason not to try the delicious food that is automatically delivered to the door. As soon as he grabbed the kitten's waist, the Great God kissed it.
Skipping the mouth to mouth at the initial stage, a direct French kiss, the master kept chasing and sucking the kitten's tongue. He endured the kitten kissing the player just now, but he still wanted to stick his tongue out. Originally, the player shouldn't have summoned the kitten back when he was online, but the god knew that if he didn't 'educate' his kitten, it wouldn't work.
"Hmm..." It was a strange feeling, the kitten felt that all the strength in his body was being sucked away, and it was difficult to breathe.
It wasn't until he felt that the kitten in his arms was about to suffocate that the Great God reluctantly let him go.
"Fufuhu... I, I'm going back." The kitten changed back into a cat shape, and swished back to the sleeping black and white couple.
It's not fun to bury your little furry body under the quilt and kiss with your tongue. Not only will your face turn red, but your whole body will be hot, and a certain place below is also a little hot. Fortunately, he has black hair all over his body and no one else can see him, but he always feels so shy, so he huddles together and INGs.
Second, about...
Time goes back to before the kitten became Bai Xiaoyu's pet.
Although the kitten can transform into a humanoid boy by the side of the game master, but his intellectual development level does not match his appearance. It's no wonder that since he was born, he has been nesting beside the Great God. Although he and the Great God watched all kinds of things that happened on the screen together, what actually appeared were harmonious scenes that the Great God felt that the kittens could watch together.
The ugly side of human nature, such as malicious PK, deliberate framing, robbing monsters and seizing treasures, swiping screen abuse, etc., once the signs are found, the master will immediately convert them into the form that is directly filtered in the brain. Of course, there is another kind of situation that the master doesn't even want to filter - the H system, this kind of eavesdropping and peeking at the corner of the wall is something that the master doesn't bother to do. So unless there is a warning that there is a huge drop in HP, the rest of the time the master will completely ignore the players in the H mode in the major hotels. Of course, the situation where it can be so intense that it loses a lot of HP has never been encountered by the Great God.
So to sum up, due to the overprotection and doting of the great god, the kitten is at an embarrassing IQ level. The AI is too high for the cat type, and too naive for the human type boy.
When I am free and bored, the kitten sometimes cares about the trivial matters of the player, such as "Stupid, there is a monster running away!", "The boss is on the other side!", "Oh, picking this flower will trigger the hidden Say the mission!"
Regarding the kitten's meddling, the great god would agree and eat some tofu, regardless of whether the two of them were complaining from the perspective of God. Anyway, the god was happy, and the kitten didn't realize it, so the two got along quite comfortably.
"Meow, there is nothing strange there, they went wrong."
One afternoon, he lay on the lap of the Great God, watching a couple of men and women wandering in the woods among the many screens in front of him. But the direction they were walking in was nothing strange in the kitten's memory, and there was no hidden setting. It is just that you will soon find that the end is a huge almost vertical stone wall, it is impossible to climb up, you have to take a detour, in other words - a dead end.
"Well, they will change direction when they reach the head." The Great God responded, stroking the kitten's smooth body.
Soon the man and woman noticed a huge obstacle after passing through the dense forest. The map showed that it was a mountain, but the side facing them was too vertical and smooth, and it seemed impossible to climb it.
"I'm exhausted, I'm not leaving." The female player sat down against the stone wall.
"Yes, my wife, let's rest."
"It's boring, it's a waste of time, give me a scroll and let's go back." In her package, except for the red and blue water, the rest of the boxes were empty, because she had to take the good things and money first. Anyway, my husband will carry some sundries, so she doesn't have to worry about food and city return scrolls.
"Go back so soon."
"Otherwise, there are no monsters here, so do you still expect to meet an NPC?"
"Hey, my wife, the environment here is so good, why don't you come and do something exciting?"
"Damn ghost, you want it in broad daylight."
"Want to try the taste of field battle." Said the male player's hand has already touched it.
"What is a field battle?" Kitten looked up at the Great God.
The Almighty resisted the urge to strike the couple to death with lightning, and thought about lust in broad daylight. He never expected such a divine development. And with all kinds of things happening on so many screens in front of him, why did the kitten notice this couple.
"It's fighting in the wild."
"But there's nothing wrong with it around here. Hey, why do you want to take off your clothes?" The men and women in the picture have already started to take off their equipment and underwear sets at a rapid pace.
"I can't watch it." The master reached out to cover the kitten's eyes, and switched the screen by the way.
"why?"
"You can't look at it when you're naked, just like you can't show other people what you look like now."
"Because only very close people can see it?"
"clever."
"Oh, I see." He was praised, he is a smart kitten (∩ω∩).
In the past, when NPCs or monsters with high AI came to meet the Great God, the Great God would use a cloak to cover the naked body of the kitten. The kitten once asked puzzledly. At that time, the master told him that only people who are very close to him, such as himself, can see him naked, so the kitten remembered.
Although the kitten is used to being naked and doesn't like being bound by clothes, since his closest god said that others can't see it, then he will cover it up when others come.
Since then, the master has become more mindful, and players who have been married are also filtered in their minds every day, so as not to encounter such couples who are in heat during the day.
Time continued to come to Kurosaki Yao and Bai Xiaoyu's marriage, and the master began to worry about whether there would be any problems with the kitten experiencing the H system at such a close distance. But it seems that the kitten listens to him very much. When the two start to take off their equipment, the kitten will cover its eyes with its small paws and not look.
But after a long time, the kitten will be curious after all, especially the little master will make some groaning sounds every time. I don't seem to need to make such a sound when I'm naked all the time.
Is it necessary for two people to be naked together? Hmm... He should still move, because the bed under him was shaking.
Fortunately, the kitten didn't have the guts to do the experiment while the little master was asleep. But he can't do it, he can't change back to his human form in front of the players, but he really wants to know what's going on, he's so curious.
As Kurosaki Yao and Bai Xiaoyu spend more and more time offline at night to have sex, the kitten basically spends the night in the arms of the Great God. While bored, he also began to pay attention to the movements of other players at night, but he couldn't see any signs of it. It took a long time for the belated kitten to react. The master said that only very close people can watch it. He is not familiar with these players, so of course he can't see it.
But he and the little master are very close, can you take a little peek? Oops, why did I just remember now, now the little master basically doesn't spend the night online at night and said, he is so stupid.
But opportunities will always come. Today, Bai Xiaoyu will sleep in the game no matter what he says, and will not log out. The kitten didn't understand, but Kurosaki Yao knew that he must have done too hard last night, and his Xiaoyu was awkward.
If you don't log off, you won't log off. Although the reality in the game is not as good as reality, but fortunately, you can toss around at will. Why hasn't his dumb little white rabbit figured it out? It is impossible to escape the clutches of the big black wolf.
So at night, when the big black wolf was gnawing on the little white rabbit carefully, he didn't notice that a kitten that was not daring but had a bad heart quietly moved its paw a little. (つω0)
As soon as he saw the flesh of the little master and his uncle, he felt that the scene in front of him changed, and he was summoned back by the great god.
"Did you forget what I said?!"
"Meow, curious, just take a peek." It seemed that the tone of the great god was more fierce than last time, and he felt wronged. (╯3╰)
"It's not the closest person, even a glance."
"Oh..." The answer was a little reluctant.
"I want to know what they are doing so much?" The great god who loves the kitten so much couldn't see him being wronged, so he softened his tone.
"Uh-huh."
"Although we can't look at others, we can give it a try."
"..."
"What? Don't want to?"
"...will it feel weird like the last kiss?"
"...will be very comfortable."
"Really?!" The kitten's eyes lit up, will it be comfortable? How comfortable
"Try it and you'll know." The Great Master smiled, and if he was seen by other NPCs with high AI, he would definitely run away. There seemed to be something wrong with this smile.
"Yeah." The Great God smiled beautifully, and the innocent kitten was so stupid to dedicate himself to doing experiments with the Great God again.
Hey... wait, why is this kind of kiss last time, um... my whole body is so hot, I really want to rub it, ah... how can I touch it, but it's so comfortable, meow... it really feels comfortable, ouch, it hurts... Slower…
Bai Xiaoyu didn't notice that the kitten disappeared all night, but the next day, the kitten seemed to be a little out of sorts, huddled in his arms, too lazy to move, could it be that he and Kurosaki Yao had been tossing so hard yesterday that they didn't sleep it is good? There is this possibility, I am also a little sleep deprived, yawning.
He had no idea that the kitten curled up in his arms thinking, is the little master doing this kind of thing every day? Although it's comfortable enough, it's also a little painful and tiring. Oh, I don't want to, I'm so ashamed.