"Wow, I'm the first one, the male god is finally going to broadcast live, I can't wait."
"Singing live today, I want to listen to the song."
"Playing LOL, it's been a long time since I played."
"Male god, take your female ticket to eat chicken again, anyway, I don't want to live anymore."
"..."
Before the live broadcast started, many fans got news from the group and poured into the live broadcast room, and news of bullet screens and gifts rolled quickly.
"Ahem... Test test, can you hear me? If you hear it, buckle up." Su Chen tried the microphone.
"1111111111111!"
"Test me, let's start!"
"Turn on the camera, I can't wait to lick the screen."
"The anchor is not skinny, efficient and efficient."
"..."
"Hi, good evening everyone."
Su Chen turned on the camera, smiled and greeted the camera.
"Don't move, god, let me appreciate your prosperous beauty and replenish my vitality."
"Wow wow wow!! This is just out of the shower? I really want to see the chest muscles of the male god."
"I saw it too, the figure of the male god is so good, so excited!"
"Screenshot has been collected!"
"Anchor, what about positive energy!"
"What kind of muscles do you want to show off? It's like who doesn't have one. Let's have a big one too!"
Su Chen directly ignored the barrage that had been completely distorted, and muttered to himself: "Well, let me think about it, what should I do live broadcast today?"
The water friends in the live broadcast room frantically swiped up the barrage.
Some want to watch games, some want to listen to music, and some want to see him sprinkling dog food to support themselves to death.
"Well, let's not bring girls or anything today, lest the poor singles in the live broadcast room... Ahem, the single nobles are hit too hard. Today we will broadcast ordinary programs and have a LOL water friend competition."
While talking, Su Chen logged into the game.
"Damn it, did our single dog provoke you?"
"Anchor, tell me clearly, what did you want to say? I feel like you are looking down on me."
"Cancel and cancel!! It hurts my heart."
"I'm single and I'm proud, say what you want."
"Quickly open the room, Yasuo, the king at the top of Laozi Canyon, is going to press you to the ground and rub hard."
"..."
A group of single water friends are completely annoyed, this damn guy not only feeds them dog food every time, but now he actually looks down on their honorable singles.
Many people who feel that their LOL skills are good are clamoring to see them in Summoner Canyon.
"Okay, room password 5201314!"
Su Chen opened the custom room and said something to everyone in the live broadcast room.
Almost in the blink of an eye, the room was full.
"I'm so pissed off, what's the speed of your hands, they are all damn single dogs."
"My 100M optical fiber didn't squeeze in."
"The male god is really right. There are too many scary single dogs in the live broadcast room."
"Ah!!! I also want to play games with the male god!"
"Male god, give me a position, the little girl is fair and beautiful, and she is a good supporter."
"..."
The water friends who didn't squeeze into the room were all unwilling to swipe the barrage.
"Don't be discouraged, everyone. Hurry up and show off the speed of your 20 years of being single. There must be a chance." Su Chen's lips curled into a smirk.
"The little train starts!!!"
"Male god, you have changed."
"I suspect you are driving, but I have no proof."
"This live broadcast room is too unfriendly to single dogs, I really cancel it, bye, see you under the flyover!"
"Big brother upstairs, don't be impulsive!"
"..."
While chatting, the game also started.
The hero Su Chen chose this time is a simple and rough stone man.
That's right, it's still a jungler!
"Male god, there is a place I really want to go today, do you know where it is?"
After entering the game, the ad policewoman with the id "Sakura Snow" on the opposite side quickly typed a line of words on the public screen.
"???" Su Chen answered three question marks very coldly.
"I want to go to your heart!"
The corner of Su Chen's mouth twitched, and he said solemnly: "Miss Yingxue, please use your tricks on other men. I already have a family, and I am destined to be a man you can't get."
"But apart from you, I can't tolerate anyone else in my heart!" Miss Yingxue quickly typed and replied again.
It was the first time for Su Chen to meet such a sultry young lady, so he couldn't bear it!
The live broadcast room was completely boiling.
"Holy shit, shit, shit, this melon is too delicious."
"The anchor has a guilty expression on his face, obviously moved."
"Where is sister-in-law? Go and call her here."
"Haha, the male god has met his opponent!"
"It's amazing my little sister, keep going."
"Happy to hear and see, let the anchor mock us as single dogs again, now my sister-in-law is going to break up."
"..."
Shanghai Metropolitan University, female dormitory.
"Mengmeng, come out quickly, something serious happened, someone is going to steal your man." Qian Manman, who was sitting in front of the computer watching the live broadcast, yelled towards the bathroom at the top of her voice.
In less than half a minute, Lin Yumeng rushed out wearing a bath towel, her hair was still wet behind her head.
"What's wrong?" Lin Yumeng asked in front of the computer.
"Look, this young lady is proficient in openly teasing your man." Qian Manman pointed to the chat message on the public screen.
Lin Yumeng took a closer look, and a pair of Kazilan's big eyes narrowed slightly, with a slight smile on her pretty face: "Manman, can I have a seat?"
"Please please!"
Qian Manman got up in a hurry to get out of the seat, looked at Lin Yumeng's harmless smile on Lin Yumeng's face, and felt inexplicably apprehensive.
After Lin Yumeng sat down, she quickly changed to her shark account, and then sent a rocket out.
Brother Chen, I am watching you send out a rocket, the postscript only has two words and two exclamation marks.
cough cough! !
"Damn, my sister-in-law has appeared."
"Sister-in-law, I want to report to you that your man is flirting with girls in front of millions of people."
"Sister-in-law is domineering and mighty, the male god is probably going to kneel down on the keyboard."
"At least you have to kneel down on the durian!"
"..."
The water friends felt extremely excited, and they all gloated and watched the show.
Su Chen was happily slapping wild monsters, and had no time to quit to watch the barrage.
Pan Xiaojie, who was guarding the live broadcast room, noticed it immediately, and reminded in a low voice: "Brother Chen, your Mengmeng Rocket has warned you!"
Su Chen was startled, and said with a bright smile, "Daughter-in-law, you are here!"
While speaking, he skillfully opened the game settings interface and quickly closed everyone's chat.
"Puchi! The male god's strong desire to survive!"
"The male god is too cute."
"Ah!!! Dare to make it more sour, I like lemons."
"It's ok, I'm very sincere, durian has changed the keyboard!"
"We agreed not to spread dog food today, how about a normal live broadcast?"
"..."
Su Chen looked at Pan Xiaojie inquiringly.
Pan Xiaojie winked at him desperately.
It turned out that Lin Yumeng sent another rocket warning, which was obviously not satisfactory.
"Daughter-in-law, don't worry, I will prove my heart with actions now."
After Su Chen spoke uprightly, he directly controlled the stone man to go behind the triangular grass detour, flashed a big move and slammed to death the half-blooded policewoman with a bang.
(end of this chapter)