I am working hard to cultivate immortality in Uncle Jiu's world!

Chapter 107: The goose is... dead wood!

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At this time, Uncle Jiu had not yet realized the seriousness of the matter and was still teaching his little apprentice Russell seriously.

His expression was serious again. He took a step forward, and although he didn't use much force, the ground shook.

Then there was another kick, and the whole house was shaking. The people watching at the door were so scared that they stepped back one after another. The timid ones even shouted "Grandpa God"!

Uncle Jiu breathed a sigh of relief. Using Yu Bu to regulate yin and yang was indeed fast, but it consumed a lot of energy. However, it was worth it as it was a lesson for his apprentice.

He turned his head slowly, "Russell, you can... can... can."

Uncle Jiu's eyes widened, and he couldn't say the next words. He just saw Russell tilting his head, as if he was imitating him, and walking forward step by step.

The whole person felt like he was walking up the stairs, with his feet stepping on air and walking in mid-air.

Uncle Jiu couldn't help but open his mouth wide, then he couldn't help rubbing his eyes with both hands and looked carefully again.

That’s right!

In the eyes of outsiders, the young apprentice Russell seemed to be walking on air, as if he was suspended in mid-air.

The layman watches the excitement, while the expert watches the details.

Uncle Jiu could tell at a glance that Russell was stepping on Qi, but this was clearly something that could only be done by someone who had practiced Yu Bu to a very high level!

Take a breath!

It can only be done by the fifth step of Yu Bu!

Uncle Jiu couldn't help feeling a little dazed. He had been practicing Yu Bu for so many years but was still only at the fourth step.

This... this... this f*cking hell, is he still a Taoist priest from Maoshan!!!

Uncle Jiu wanted to curse, but when he saw the smiling face of his little disciple, he coughed.

"Russell, it's okay. The first five steps of Yu Bu are the easiest. Your master used half an incense stick all the time. You are better than me. But the sixth step is still a little difficult. Let me tell you..."

Uncle Jiu was teaching with a red face. Russell slapped his head with his hand, as if he had suddenly realized something. "Master is right. I understand!"

Then he took another step upwards, and suddenly there was a strong wind in the room, and the temperature was sometimes cold and sometimes hot, but it returned to normal after a while.

Uncle Jiu was stunned.

This is the sixth step of Yu Bu, luck!

As he took a step forward, the yin and yang energies of Qian and Kun began to adjust, the air currents surged, and everything returned to normal in an instant.

Just one kick and the feng shui problem of the house is solved!

Uncle Jiu couldn't help but doubt his life. Is it really that powerful to have a disciple like him

"master!"

Russell had a sly smile in his eyes, "Did I step on it wrong?"

"this… "

Uncle Jiu was embarrassed and said, "Right, I just said it was difficult. This is a slap in my face."

That's not right. I am just teaching my apprentice and I can't teach him wrongly.

It’s a dilemma!

"whee!"

Russell looked at the deflated Uncle Jiu and laughed secretly. He said, "You scared me just now. I'm very narrow-minded. Don't you know that I learned this from someone?"

Uncle Jiu, who was originally in a difficult situation, looked at Russell who was snickering and his face suddenly turned red, and his eyes started to become unfriendly.

He raised his big hand and directly grabbed Russell's neck, pulling him in front of him, with an extremely sinister look on his face, "Hey, my good disciple, why do I think there is a bug on your butt?"

Russell's eyes widened, and he immediately had a bad feeling. He quickly covered his butt with his hands and screamed.

“No!”

“Bang!”

"ah!"

“Bang!”

"ah!"

“Pah, pah, pah!”

“Woo woo woo!”

"Finally killed this bug!"

Uncle Jiu let out a long sigh and felt instantly refreshed. The little apprentice owed him 800 slaps last time, and now he had finally paid back ten, leaving 802 slaps.

Russell covered his butt with a look of grievance. Well, a person with a small mind met someone with an even smaller mind.

No teacher ethics!!

I must complain to my master one day and ask him to spank Xiao Fengjiao!

Haha, Russell glanced at Uncle Jiu secretly and said, "Just wait, Russell will take revenge in three days!"

Inside the house, everyone looked at this scene in weirdness, trying hard not to laugh out loud, their shoulders shaking. People who didn't know would think they were doing something obscene.

"cough!"

Uncle Jiu coughed dryly, and suddenly became serious, as if the person just now was not him.

This level of shamelessness must have been honed to be quite thick!

He waved his hand, and the master carpenter beside him understood and came over immediately with an extremely respectful look.

"Master Lin, have you finished processing it?"

Although craftsmen will follow the rules in "Lu Ban Book" when building houses and do not commit many taboos, they can be considered half-professionals.

But they only know it, but don’t know why. How can they be as good as the enlightened master like Uncle Jiu

To put it bluntly, Uncle Jiu respects these rules, and these rules are rules. If he does not respect these rules, then they are nothing.

These craftsmen were afraid of taboos, but for Uncle Jiu, he could get rid of them easily.

It’s not certain who is wary of whom!

Uncle Jiu nodded, and without explaining the details to the carpenter, he stretched out his right hand and said a word.

"please!"

He told this to Russell because Russell was his apprentice and this was the inheritance of his master.

But the master carpenter was an outsider, and Uncle Jiu didn't have the guts to pass on his master's skills to someone else.

The master carpenter is naturally aware of this truth. Who else would tell his skills to others except his apprentice

Even if you are a disciple, you have to keep some things in reserve sometimes.

The master carpenter took the mahogany ladder. This was the rule for putting up the beams. The mahogany ladder must be made of new mahogany, and only the master carpenter could step on it.

If other people step on it, it means bad luck.

The master carpenter held the amulet in his hand, stepped on the mahogany ladder, and came to the protruding wood on the wall again.

Everyone in the house was nervous. They had failed the previous ten times. Would they be successful this time

The master carpenter hung the amulet on it. Everyone watched it. The amulet remained motionless, as solid as a mountain.

"It's amazing, it's amazing, Uncle Jiu is really an amazing person!"

"Yes, this time the amulet finally stopped shaking!"

"Too amazing! Uncle Jiu is indeed a Taoist master!"

There were waves of boasting, and Uncle Jiu had a smile in his eyes. He usually enjoyed this moment the most.

Even if someone asks him to do something, he will do it regardless of the remuneration.

On the one hand, it is to accumulate some merits.

On the other hand, it is to accumulate some good karma, what if I can help to liberate one or two ghosts

On the other hand, it is to protect one side and maintain peace in that area.

There is a small reason, which is because of everyone's flattery. Uncle Jiu thinks this reason is still very small.

"Master, help!"

Suddenly, Qiu Sheng's voice was heard outside, "Wencai seems to have been bitten by a zongzi!"

"What!"

Uncle Jiu took a leap and rushed over. He saw chaos outside. Wencai was being held in the arms and bitten by a zombie wearing a zombie costume with no expression on his face.

How can this be!

Uncle Jiu was furious and kicked the zombie. Russell, who was following behind him, was stunned. He saw the copper bell in the zombie's arms. Why did it look so familiar

He thought of someone instantly, but it was too late.

"ah!"

A scream was heard, and the zombie was kicked to the ground, shouting in pain, "Brother, it's Goose, Goose is... Dead Wood!"

"Brother Simu?"

Uncle Jiu looked at the pig-head in the zombie uniform in front of him, then kicked him twice in disgust, "How dare you pretend to be my junior brother? I kick you, I kick you, I kick you!"

"Ah, the goose is really dead wood! Dead brother!"