"Let me ask you!" Uncle Jiu stared at Russell, looking left and right, and felt that something was different. "Did you do something yesterday?"
Russell blinked his eyes, not worried at all, because he had already dealt with everything yesterday, and handled it quite cleanly.
As for Uncle Jiu’s questions
"No, I didn't, it wasn't me, I didn't go anywhere!"
He denied four times in a row directly and skillfully, which confused Uncle Jiu.
How come he's so skillful when he's just a kid
Russell was very tough in words, but he couldn't help but put his hands behind his back. He remembered that he used to play games secretly and watch little sisters, and his hands were hurt by his mother.
Why does my phone get hot after playing with it for a long time
Rubbish Xiaomi!
“Hehehe!”
Uncle Jiu smiled sinisterly. He narrowed his eyes, bent down, and spoke in a sinister tone, "Then explain to me, what is that golden thing on your soul?"
I don’t believe that such a huge amount of merit fell from the sky. I guess only a fool would say that.
"That's a good deed. It fell from the sky while I was walking!"
Russell said this seriously, and Uncle Jiu's face darkened. He stretched out his hand and pinched Russell's little face, rubbing it hard.
You really are taking me for a fool!
"Hiss, private, private father, it looks like I picked it up on the road."
Oh!
You treated me like a fool just now, but now I’m even worse than a fool!
Russell's little face was rubbed red. He looked at Uncle Jiu with resentment in his eyes, his brain working fast.
How do we explain this merit
“Pah, pah, pah!”
A crisp sound of footsteps came from a distance. Uncle Jiu quickly withdrew his hands, put them behind his back, turned his head skillfully, and pretended to look at the scenery.
Qiu Sheng walked in from outside, looked at Russell who looked aggrieved and blushing, and then looked at Uncle Jiu who was pretending to look at the scenery.
I understood a little bit in my heart, as if I had seen something I shouldn't have seen.
When Qiu Sheng thought of what happened yesterday, he immediately wanted to turn around and leave, but was stopped by his uncle Jiu.
"stop!"
Qiu Sheng couldn't help but feel a chill on his back, as if there was a female ghost demanding his life from him. No, it was even more ferocious than that female ghost!
You know, Uncle Jiu is so powerful that he can take on five female ghosts!
He turned around stiffly, a flattering look on his face, "Master, Master, what's the matter?"
Uncle Jiu glanced at him, then glanced at Russell who looked nervous, and unexpectedly asked, "You look flustered, what's the matter?"
Qiu Sheng was stunned. Shouldn't the master ask about what happened yesterday? He saw Russell blinking desperately behind the master, and immediately stopped worrying.
If he continues to be entangled in this issue, both he and his junior brother might get into trouble.
Qiu Sheng said, "It's nothing urgent, it's just that Xiao Xiaosheng is leaving, and before he leaves, he wants to see my junior brother, so he asked me to take him there, but he said it's not convenient for him to come!"
"snort!"
Uncle Jiu snorted disdainfully. What do you mean it's inconvenient to come over? He was probably afraid that I would take away his improper poisons.
He spends the whole day studying some indecent things, such as the face-changing poison, which can change a person's appearance beyond recognition if eaten.
What kind of great justice Gu can double a woman's justice
When Uncle Jiu was listening to Xiao Xiaosheng's serious explanation of the Gu, his expression was extremely interesting.
Justice is great. It can improve children's physical fitness, strengthen the relationship between couples, and increase the happiness of people around them.
Uncle Nine: (??д??)
You thief!
Although these are not serious, what makes Uncle Jiu happy is that this bad boy Xiao Xiaosheng has developed quite a few useful poisons.
For example, the Guanyin Fertility Gu.
Use one, it's more effective than the Hehuan Gu, and it guarantees a successful pregnancy every time, but you don't know whether it's a boy or a girl.
It can barely be considered a good Gu!
But considering that Xiaoxiaosheng was a bad boy who often liked to read pornographic books and study the art of sex, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but ask a few more questions.
"Where did he arrange to meet? Also, what did he want to talk to little Russell about?"
Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes and said, "If you dare to do anything that leads the child astray today, Xiaoxiaosheng, I will break his legs with my peach wood sword and feed his poison to Xiaohei!"
"In the Tianxiahui Teahouse!"
…
Tianxiahui.
People in the South love to drink tea. No matter it is windy or rainy, they always like to find a place and invite a few friends to drink a pot of tea!
The tea we drink is not expensive, most of it is picked or grown by ourselves, and the teahouse owner never stops people from bringing tea with them.
After all, Renjia Town is not a provincial capital, and there are not many people who can come out to drink tea during the slack season. He doesn't make money by selling tea anyway.
It depends on the storyteller!
“Bang!”
A tap of the wake-up stick will refresh your mind!
The entire teahouse immediately went from bustling to so quiet that you could hear a pin drop!
Both the porters and the neighbors nearby looked impatiently at the storyteller's table.
A middle-aged man sat down slowly on the square table, holding a wake-up stick in his left hand and a fan in his right hand, shaking it gently, as if he had the demeanor of Zhuge Kongming.
"cough!"
"Yesterday we talked about Cao Cao flirting with Madam Qin at night and admiring flowers under the moon!"
Before he finished speaking, the men in the teahouse all laughed knowingly. The storyteller spoke eloquently and told the story in a very vivid way.
They were so horny yesterday that the wives at home kept saying how amazing it was!
I just don’t know who this writer named Xiaoqiang is
"Today, let's talk about something elegant."
The storyteller stood up, put his hands behind his back, looked up to the sky and sighed, "I, Chen Ping'an, have only one sword. I can move mountains, overturn seas, subdue monsters, suppress demons, command gods, pluck stars, cut off rivers, destroy cities, and split the sky!"
Everyone couldn't help but prick up their ears, their eyes filled with surprise, and they uttered in unison!
"Sword!"
"That's right!" The storyteller cupped his hands. "Since the end of 'The Sword in the Snow' two months ago, this 'The Sword Comes' has been told for more than two months. I'm afraid it will come to an end today."
Everyone looked dejected, yet they were full of longing. What happened to Chen Pingan in the end
"reward!"
Before the storyteller could open his mouth, a pile of copper coins fell from the sky like raindrops and landed in front of the stage.
He had a smile on his face, but he was used to it. This hot scene had lasted for three or four months!
Every time he tells stories, the show is always packed and is talked about by the whole Renjia Town.
He glanced at the copper coins on the ground and couldn't help shaking his head. No matter how much money he had, it had nothing to do with him. It was his fault for not being optimistic about the two books at that time.
One is "In the Snow" and the other is "The Sword Comes". He originally thought that books like "The Legend of Jigong", "The Ugly Lady" and "Feng Tianqi's Trouble in Tongzhou" were not worth reading.
I never expected it!
He was wrong!
It is surprising that these two books are so good. They are both about things in the martial arts world, mixed with various kinds of adultery and human deaths, martial arts heroism, court cases, and the battle between gods and demons. They are down-to-earth and interesting, and ordinary people love to listen to them.
But it doesn’t matter. Although the salary is not much now, he got two books, which are money-making treasures!
When I change the place where I tell stories in the future, there will be plenty of people listening.
He looked calmly towards a private room upstairs, where there were two figures, one big and one small. Thinking of what the smaller one said today, the storyteller couldn't help feeling sad.
He raised his head and said with a look of melancholy, "Speaking of that day, Chen Pingan..."
The storyteller told the story in a leisurely manner, and those who were having tea, resting their feet, or even passing by could not help but prick up their ears to listen.
Their expressions changed, and they were completely lost in another world, a dazzling world.
As the storyteller's gavel rang, everyone woke up in shock. They felt lost, because after today, there would be no more Jian Lai! No more Chen Ping An!
"postscript!"
Everyone's eyes lit up and they looked straight at the storyteller, wondering if there was a sequel to this sword.
The storyteller hesitated for a moment, then looked down at the table to confirm that there was room for him, and then he breathed a sigh of relief!
"What's the point of snow? It's just a dream of a rich kid who couldn't stand the cold before his death."
"Where is the sword coming from? It's just a dying fantasy of a boy from an alley who didn't survive the winter."
Everyone stared blankly at the storyteller in front of them. Someone's cup dropped and hit the ground with a loud crisp sound!
"Damn it, give me back my money!" An angry curse was heard, and instantly two, three, and countless other angry curses were heard!
The storyteller breathed a sigh of relief, when suddenly a black light came, brushed past his scalp and landed behind him.
He turned around stiffly and found it was a shiny black butcher knife!
"Change this ending for me!"
"Give me your money back!"
"Change the ending!"
"Be careful, Grandpa, or I'll send you to the palace to be a eunuch!"
"Damn it, don't run!"
The storyteller ran away carrying the table. There were all kinds of crackling sounds behind him, and he ran faster and faster.
At this moment, a strange idea came to his mind. Could it be that he was asked to say this deliberately just to make some money
"It's just a dream, a dream!"
Xiao Xiaosheng felt lost and shook his head bitterly. He hesitated for a long time, looking at Russell drinking milk leisurely across from him, and couldn't help asking, "Can we change the ending?"
He was traveling around the world with Chen Pingan one second ago, and fell into the abyss the next second. It was just a dream. The gap between heaven and earth made Xiao Xiaosheng unable to let go for a long time!
Russell smiled and shook his head. What does that matter
I remember when I was browsing the Internet for Liu Huangshu, I accidentally clicked on Jian Lai. Well, Liu Huangshu is not so popular anymore.
Back then, in order to follow the novels of Grand Chamberlain and Red-haired Old Thief, I shed tears and sorrow. Especially the Grand Chamberlain, he really lived up to his name. It was amazing that he updated once a month!
If the two of them dare to stand in front of me, I will train them to become paper men and make them write 100,000 words a day!
pity!
In my previous life, I wanted to send them a knife to see how well they had practiced the guilt technique, but I didn’t have the ability to do so.
Now that he had the ability, but could no longer see it, Russell sighed and licked the milk in front of him clean.
He is very sad, so others should not have an easy time either. If they were sad together, maybe their constant mumbling would lead to a breakthrough into another dimension.
“If the ending was different,” Russell said, looking at Xiao Xiaosheng with a smile, “I guess you’d have to postpone your departure for another two months!”
In fact, as early as two months ago, when Xiao Xiaosheng helped the Li family get rid of the evil hands sent by the opium den, he told Russell that he might leave after a while.
I was just following the song "In the Snow" at the time, and after listening to "The Sword Comes" for two days, I moved out of Yihongyuan and lived in this teahouse every day!
This stay lasted for more than two months!
"well!"
Xiao Xiaosheng sighed. He had important matters to attend to and had to leave. But when he thought that after he left, he would never be able to listen to such wonderful books again, he felt like a cat scratching its claws in his heart!
“Are there any more books in the back?”
Russell smiled and asked, "Do you know what my nickname is?"
Plagiarist!
There are three thousand big guys standing behind me, and the Grand Chamberlain and the red-haired old thief alone will be enough for him to use for a long time!
Just for these two books, the paper man tirelessly copied them for nearly half a month, and he changed the paper man several times.
Because the skin on my hands was worn off!
"The next one is "The Great Ruler", the next one is "Perfect World", and after that there is "Battle Through the Heavens"!"
Xiao Xiaosheng was stunned. He thought that writing one book like this would be amazing, and two would be a legend!
I didn’t expect that little Russell actually had three books. You’re only eight years old!
He suddenly felt a little restless and felt itchy in his heart.
He looked at Russell in front of him, hesitated for a long time, and finally made a decision that went against his ancestors!
Xiao Xiaosheng took out a book from his arms, looking a little reluctant, and slowly placed it in front of Russell, "This is the real secret technique passed down from my ancestors, passed down to men but not women, and passed down to the insiders but not outsiders!"
"The Sixteen-Character Feng Shui Secret Technique?" Russell raised his eyebrows. He glanced at it casually and found that the book was extremely thick and was not a torn page at all!
He suddenly realized that at this moment, the Feng Shui secret technique had not been destroyed and was still in its complete version.
Russell chuckled, thinking that Hu Bayi had probably fainted in the toilet from crying.
I really don’t know what kind of expression he had when he looked at the complete Feng Shui secret in his hand and exchanged it for a novel
I guess he ran away on the train overnight, went to the ancestral grave, looked for Xiaoxiaosheng to do some archaeological research, and had a good chat with him!
Russell had a bold idea in his mind. He would take this Feng Shui secret technique with him in the future. After seeing Hu Bayi, he said with a kind face!
"Hu Bayi, to be honest, I am your grandfather!"
Hu Bayi would probably doubt his life on the spot!
When he thought of this, he almost laughed out loud. The picture was so beautiful that he couldn't imagine it. He reached out and took the book from Xiao Xiaosheng's hand. Several names came into his sight, and Russell was stunned on the spot!
It is not the imagined "Secret Talks of Feng Shui of the Hu Family" or "Archaeological Experience of the Hu Family", but the extremely erotic "Secret Records of Master Li's Boudoir"!
Russell had a bad feeling in his heart, he flipped through the book, and inside were all kinds of extremely exciting and erotic fighting scenes!
White.
Russell's face turned red with embarrassment, as he suddenly discovered something!
Xiaoxiaosheng, this is called following in the footsteps of your father!
"Bah! I am a gentleman, what use is there for this book?"
He said this, but his hands were honest. He stuffed the book into his arms and drank milk calmly as if nothing had happened.
Xiaoxiaosheng: (??ω??）
He is so thick-skinned at such a young age, he will definitely become a great man in the future!