"July 8, sunny, no wind."
"The sun is too strong today. It's almost tanning me like a bird!"
"I heard from my teacher that there was a stupid bird fishing by the river under the scorching sun. He didn't catch any fish, got heatstroke, and fell into the water. Haha!"
"There are three symptoms of kidney deficiency in men: mountain climbing, fishing, and something else, I forgot..."
…
"July 9th, sunny, no wind."
"I have nothing to do today, so I'm playing cards at home!"
…
"July 10th, sunny, no wind."
"play cards!"
…
"July 11th, sunny, no wind."
"Going fishing by the river when you have nothing to do is not what a human being does!"
"I didn't catch any fish in the whole morning. I could only look for shrimps by the river."
"In the end, there wasn't even any shrimp!"
"Luckily there was corn planted on the roadside. I touched one and burned it with the fire charm. It smelled really good!"
"The cucumbers are good, juicy and ok, and don't taste like pesticides."
…
"It's July 12th, and it's a damn sunny day again, with no wind at all!"
"I'm not going fishing today no matter what. If I go fishing again, I'll be an idiot."
"play cards!"
…
"July 13th, sunny, light breeze!"
"Damn it! The more I think about it, the angrier I get. As a fisherman, I can't catch a single fish. What a shame!"
"After unremitting efforts, with a little help from Deep Blue, I finally developed a new type of fishing charm."
"I don't believe these stupid fish won't take the bait. Let's try it tomorrow!"
…
"July 14th, it's raining!"
"Damn it, why is it raining at this time? It's unlucky!"
"Play cards all day!"
"However, I have found some help and pulled Wencai over. I think we can catch a lot tomorrow. At least someone will carry the fish."
…
"July 15th, sunny, maybe windy."
"Wow, wow, I got spanked by my master today."
"The fishing charm is so effective that I fell asleep and my brother was dragged away by a fish..."
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"July 16th, cloudy and windy!"
"Hehe, someone got spanked today, so happy!"
"It wasn't me, it was Wencai and Qiusheng, two idiots, who planned to go to Yihong Courtyard to help the poor. They were severely whipped by the master. I was so amused!"
…
"July 17th, cloudy, no rain."
"Woo woo woo, I got beaten again today."
"Master said he was as tired as a dog all day, wandering around the streets, trying to find materials to refine magic tools, but in the end he didn't find anything and was exhausted."
"I looked at Erhei, who was sleeping soundly on the ground with saliva dripping out of his mouth. I said one sentence and was beaten three times. Ouch!"
"Bad master! I, Russell, will take note of this!"
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"July 18th, sunny, no wind!"
"Li Chengyu came over today and said that the situation in the provincial capital has been completely resolved and the Li family's business has expanded a lot."
"He even brought a Western thing, the Magic Dutch Water, and swore that I had never drunk it or even seen it."
"I looked at the dark, bubbling Coke and fell silent."
“Gurgle gurgle!”
"After adding the Mystic Ice Talisman, it feels great!"
…
"July 19th, sunny, light breeze!"
"Every failure makes you wiser. Today I took Senior Brother Wencai fishing and finally we didn't fail!"
"I was so lucky to catch a national level 2 fish, that's great!"
"Hehe, since no one cares now, I'll just cook it. It tastes pretty good."
"I suddenly remembered how cute Guoyi was. I'll go to the mountains someday and practice martial arts with Guoyi to avenge my uncle. It would be nice to raise a Guoyi."
"Well, I always heard that Guoyi was pretending to be from Sichuan. I don't know if this is true."
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"July 20th, heavy rain!"
"Today, when I was practicing, I suddenly had an idea. I have merits, how should I use them? I didn't see the option to add points."
"As I thought about it, my merits dropped by 50. I was so depressed that I vomited blood!"
"The more I thought about it, the angrier I got. When I turned over to sleep, I found that my merits had decreased by another 50 points."
"Ah! So angry!"
"I ate one extra bowl of dinner!"
…
Russell let out a long sigh and rubbed his wrist. His hands were sore after writing for so long.
"return!"
With a wave of his hand, the paper figure writing furiously kept getting smaller and smaller, and turned directly into a piece of paper and fell into his hand.
Russell nodded with satisfaction and said, "You are already a mature paper man. You should learn to write your own diary."
Who writes a diary? Do you? I don’t write anyway. These are all written by paper dolls!
Russell was feeling very proud, when suddenly a beam of fire lit up from outside the window, illuminating the cemetery at night.
"boom!"
There was a loud roar, the earth shook, and Russell almost couldn't stand. After a while, he looked out the window with lingering fear.
What the hell is going on, an earthquake
He quietly poked his head in and found a deep pit in the yard, with a large, shiny red stone in the pit.
…
Russell was silent for a long time, looking at his merits, and saw a big zero displayed there!
Justice from heaven
He touched his nose feeling guilty. He didn't do anything bad. It was the paper man who did it.
At most, he ate a Grade 2 pill a few days ago. Could this harmonious method have directly crossed dimensions
"Are you okay?"
Uncle Jiu's anxious voice came from outside the door, as well as Wencai's panicked voice, although he usually sleeps so soundly that even thunder cannot wake him up.
But if he doesn’t wake up, he’ll probably be dead!
The yard was filled with the barking sounds of Xiaohei and Erhei, truly depicting a scene of chaos and turmoil.
Russell opened the door, and seeing that he was safe and sound, Uncle Jiu immediately breathed a sigh of relief!
It was already late at night, the moon was dim and the stars were sparse, but the yard was illuminated red. Uncle Jiu looked at the shiny red stones in the yard with a puzzled look on his face and realized that something was wrong.
After a long while, the light from the stone gradually faded away, and the temperature in the yard gradually dropped.
“Good brother!”
Xiao Hei sang loudly with a trembling voice, and the sky gradually turned pale and became brighter.
Only then did Uncle Jiu see the entirety of the large rock in the yard, and he just stood there in a daze!
"This, this..."
His fingers were shaking and he couldn't utter a word.
Because he recognized the stone in the middle of the yard. It was not the meteorite from outer space as he had imagined, but the Huangshan stone which was quite famous in the Feng Shui world.
Such a huge Huangshan rock actually fell from the sky?
Uncle Jiu slapped himself lightly. Was he dreaming
Russell also noticed something unusual. Normal meteorites from outer space did not look like this. He had seen them several times when he visited the museum before.
The stone in front of him always seemed inexplicably familiar to him.
Russell walked around the big rock several times and had a strange idea in his mind: could this be Sun Wukong's father
Bah, maybe it's his son.
Please forgive him, he thought of something related to stone, that is, Sun Wukong.
“This is Huangshan stone!”
Uncle Jiu murmured, "And it's top-grade Huangshan stone, damn it!"
Uncle Jiu slapped his thigh so hard that his teeth almost fell out with laughter. "Damn it, I'm rich! This is worth at least ten tons of gold!"
Uncle Jiu's face turned inexplicably red. He had always envied his junior fellow apprentice Simu for being a wealthy dog owner and had always despised such behavior.
I never expected it!
He has become a wealthy man today, with more than ten tons of gold. Simu's two boxes of yellow croaker are nothing to him. He is now the worst of the worst!
Why does it feel a little weird
Wencai, who was standing by, widened his eyes. He didn’t know what the top-grade Huangshan stone was, but he heard the master say that it was worth more than ten tons of gold!
He gasped, his eyes turned white, his calves went limp, and he fainted on the ground, with one thought still lingering in his mind.
Make a fortune!
"Ah, you're useless!" Uncle Jiu glanced at Wencai, and after confirming that there was no problem, he snorted disdainfully.
Although he said so, Uncle Jiu's legs couldn't stop shaking. This was money, lots and lots of money!
"Master, what is Huangshan Stone?"
Russell blinked and looked at the big rock in front of him, and he suddenly realized something.
It seemed like I had jumped from being a poor 18th generation rich to a second generation rich!
Russell: (￣▽￣)
So happy!
"Huangshan Stone is also known as Zhengtian Stone!"
Uncle Jiu put his hands on his chest and spoke slowly.
"There is a stone in Huangshan, which is square and round. It absorbs the essence of heaven and earth. Evil spirits cannot get close to it, and ghosts dare not approach it. A gentleman can use it to nourish his spirit, but a villain will be struck by five thunders and feel uneasy."
Uncle Jiu touched the Huangshan stone in front of him, which was several people tall, even more gently than touching a woman. "In ancient times, a scholar accidentally got a piece of Huangshan stone, carved it into a seal and carried it with him!"
"People raise stones, and stones raise people. Scholars go smoothly, cultivate themselves with righteousness, become upright and incorruptible, distinguish between good and evil, and become famous and honest officials!"
"I was appointed as an ambassador to a frontier region. I happened to encounter a local rebellion. My prestige was extremely high. I was able to quell the rebellion in a few days. As a result, I was resented by the villains!"
"That night, the villain used evil magic to release ghosts and tried to take his life, but he was unexpectedly smashed to pieces by the honest official with the Huangshan Stone!"
Uncle Jiu's voice was a little excited as he spoke, "Huangshan Stone is extremely strong and masculine. It is the best masculine thing in the world, and the nemesis of ghosts and evil things. The one in front of us is the best of the best, even comparable to the thousand-year-old lightning-struck wood!"
How many pieces of this Huangshan stone do we need to make
I'm afraid the entire Maoshan is enough!
Even though he was his junior brother, they usually used peach wood swords that were only a few hundred years old. Lightning-struck wood was hard to come by.
I dare not even think about the thousand-year-old lightning-struck wood!
Russell nodded thoughtfully. In his arms, the water ghost and the drama ghost were trembling, obviously frightened.
For them, such a large Huangshan stone is no less than putting a big mushroom under the bed, and it can be planted at any time!
He looked at the huge Huangshan stone in front of him with a puzzled look on his face, and there was always an inexplicable sense of familiarity in his heart.
What is it exactly
Russell walked around the Huangshan Stone for a long time, and finally he realized something. He pushed hard with his toes, stepped on it several times, and climbed directly to the top of the Huangshan Stone!
He looked carefully and found that there was indeed a bulge above the Huangshan stone.
"Isn't this some kind of seal?"
Russell muttered something. He had a strange feeling that this thing was harmless.
Before he got close, he felt a surge of joy, just like a child seeing his long-lost mother and cheering for joy!
"Russell, what's wrong?"
Uncle Jiu looked up from below and asked in confusion. He noticed something abnormal about his little apprentice.
Russell didn't say anything, he just bent down and grabbed the bulge!
He exerted force slowly and heard a clear dragon roar.
"Yin!"
With a flash of cold light, Russell actually pulled out a long sword from the Huangshan stone.
The long sword was dark green and exuded a chill, and it looked extremely sharp.
The shape reveals a sense of simplicity and elegance, it is an old thing.
On the sword spine near the hilt, seven gems are inlaid to form a pattern of the Big Dipper, which is obviously worth a lot of money.
When Uncle Jiu saw the pattern, his mouth opened wide.
"Yin!"
Russell didn't notice it. Instead, he gently stroked the hilt of the sword with his hand, and then imitated the swordsmen and flicked it lightly with his fingers.
The sound was crisp and exceptionally pleasant to the ear. A cool feeling came over him. Russell's eyes blurred and he came to a strange place in a trance.
The drums were beating loudly.
A man in white was sitting in the light, fanning himself. He looked pale and was in deep thought.
Russell took a closer look and was stunned. He saw a big lamp next to the man in white, surrounded by seven other big lamps, and outwards were layers of small lights.
He didn't need to count to know that there were seven lamps on each layer, a total of seven layers!
Because this is the legendary Seven Star Lamp Life-Sustaining Formation!
Russell was shocked and looked straight at the man in white. He was holding a sword with seven gems in his left hand and a white feather fan in his right hand.
Could it be that he is
As if noticing Russell's gaze, the man in white slowly raised his head and smiled at him gently, with a hint of surprise, relief and disappointment in his eyes.
"It seems this is Liang's fate, big man..."
Russell felt a little sad in his heart. The man sighed softly and waved his fan, "Go back!"
He felt dizzy and fell down.
A big hand hugged him tightly, and Russell felt his brow swell up. A bunch of strange memories made him feel extremely uncomfortable.
"ah!"
He couldn't help but let out a cry, and then Russell felt a finger touching his forehead. A cool feeling came over him, and he fell asleep comfortably in an instant.
In the courtyard!
Uncle Jiu stared at Russell in a daze, then looked at the sword in his hand, and couldn't help muttering to himself.
"To die before achieving one's goal makes heroes shed tears, alas!"
"Literary talent!"
Uncle Jiu shouted and suddenly remembered that Wencai had fainted. He bent down and pinched Wencai's philtrum, and Wencai sat up immediately.
He looked confused, "Master?"
"Go get some incense, quickly, and follow me to the City God Temple!"
Wencai looked at his sleeping junior fellow apprentice and, for once, did not interrupt. He went back to his room and packed his things obediently.
Uncle Jiu looked up at the sky, his eyes flashing with a fierce light as he stepped on the struggling Seven-Star Sword.
No one can seize another's body and be reborn!