My name is Wang Dachui.
My family is particularly poor. My mother told me since I was young that children from poor families have to grow up early, and that I have to be strong.
But I'm scared!
Because I could see some strange things since I was a child. There were always some people walking around outside wearing strange clothes.
I told my neighbor Jianzi about this.
Then a few days later, Brother Jianzi and his family moved away.
I never dared to tell it again because I found that no one else could see it. Later, I was too scared, so I told my sister about it.
My sister looked at me with a very strange expression at that time. I saw her sitting on a hill, staring at the sunset in a daze while she was herding sheep.
I don’t know what my sister is thinking.
Anyway, since that day, I can't see anything.
I don’t know how many days have passed. The dark days are always hard to endure, but they pass quickly because I can’t see anything.
I saw it again, just like a normal person, there were no strange people walking around in the middle of the night.
I am very happy.
But I found out something terrible, what’s that called, I found out that my sister seemed to have changed!
I always feel that I hate her instinctively, and every time I see my sister, I can't help but tremble.
It seems my hunch was true!
A few days later, my father had an accident and my mother also passed away. I heard from the adults in the village that they had gone to a place where they didn't have to work and could still have enough food to eat.
Um…
I want to go too.
The villagers began to say that my sister was a witch, full of evil spirits, and that she brought misfortune to her father and mother, and would also bring misfortune to her husband and children in the future. But my sister never talked back.
Until one day I asked her this question and told her that I was afraid of my sister. My sister was stunned and from that day on, she locked herself in another room.
She never came to my room again, and talked to me from a distance. Every night, the light in the room stayed on for a long time.
Until one day, I couldn't hold back my curiosity any longer, so I looked over secretly and discovered how eerie and scary the room was.
There was a scary, ugly human head on the wall. There was also a stove on the table, which was smoking. There was also a futon in front of it. My sister was kneeling on it, rubbing her feet non-stop!
I saw the eerie and scary head on the wall and felt terrified, and recalled what my sister said this morning.
I'm even more scared!
My sister said that she walked a long way yesterday and was still lamenting that the old lady in the next village would not live long. She advised me to go and see her for the last time because the old lady was so kind to me.
Before I left, I saw the old lady's son, Uncle Shanzi, coming over with a sad face to buy a coffin at the village carpenter shop.
It's the kind of lying down that mom and dad do, once they lie down they never get up again.
Woo!
My sister seemed to be talking to someone in the room, but there was no one in the room, so she turned her head.
She saw me.
…
"Uncle Jiu, are you sure we can catch that half-legged ghost like this? What if she runs away? I heard she eats people."
"Oh!"
Uncle Jiu glanced at the young man who was lying on the grass beside him and shivering, his eyes revealing contempt.
It’s just a female ghost, why are you so scared
Young people nowadays!
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but think of his two apprentices, Wencai and Qiu Sheng. Apart from being a little treacherous, they were quite brave. At least they were not afraid of female ghosts.
"Don't worry, the half-legged ghost will definitely come tonight. After all, that little Abao hasn't appeared for several days, and her legs will definitely not be able to bear it!"
Uncle Jiu was full of confidence. He thought that this half-legged ghost was not a harmful ghost, so he planned to wait for the half-legged ghost to come out and have a good chat with her.
How old is this ghost? He still goes to scare children and touches their feet. Can't you change to an adult
However, the premise of friendly communication is to catch the half-legged ghost. If I show up with a murderous aura, she will most likely be scared so much that she won't dare to come out.
The young man next to him was still uneasy, feeling a chill on his body. He couldn't help but chattering his teeth, "Jiu, Jiushu, I feel a chill on my back. Is there a ghost?"
Uncle Jiu glanced back, then moved aside with some disgust, "The toad peed on you!"
"What!"
The young man reached out and touched it, then put it in his mouth and licked it. It had a strange smell, very fishy.
He immediately became furious. I am a seven-foot-tall man, and I am only afraid of a female ghost. How can I be afraid of a toad like you
The toad at the back didn't know the seriousness of the situation at this time and was still jumping around. Suddenly, he saw a huge monster rushing towards him.
"Quack!"
After a while, the young man came back happily and handed Uncle Jiu a fragrant leg. "Uncle Jiu, do you want a bite?"
Although toads are poisonous, they are fat and full of meat. The fact that they are poisonous does not faze the smart foodies in China!
For example, now.
Uncle Jiu looked at the legs that were crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. The delicious aroma made him forget for a moment the ugly appearance of the toad.
He swallowed, hesitated for three seconds, took it directly, and took a few big bites.
“Very good!”
"hey-hey!"
The young man sat cross-legged on the ground, watching Uncle Jiu eating with relish, and then asked, "Uncle Jiu, is it poisonous?"
"It's not poisonous!"
Uncle Jiu didn't react for a moment, he was enjoying the delicious meal in his mouth, and he responded directly. After he finished speaking, he realized that something was wrong!
After hearing that it was not poisonous, the young man took the remaining part and started to eat it. "Oh, it smells really good. To be honest, this is my first time roasting a toad. But you have to trust my skills, I have roasted pheasants many times before!"
Okay!
This is using yourself as a poison tester!
The scam has come to me. Uncle Jiu suddenly felt that the leg in his hand was no longer fragrant. He looked at the young man in front of him with resentment, "Young man, you have narrowed your path."
So Uncle Jiu bit the toad leg in his hand hard with tears in his eyes, chewing it viciously. At this moment, he was extremely regretful!
The last time, the hundreds-year-old toad monster was killed in Renjia River. I was worried about little Russell at that time, so I let it be washed away by the flood.
That’s thousands of kilograms of tender, refreshing and non-greasy toad meat!
While eating, Uncle Jiu wondered why he hadn't heard of any wild goblins or monsters doing evil recently.
As a descendant of Maoshan, I will definitely stop the monsters from harming people!
It’s best to be a wild boar spirit!
"Hey, Uncle Jiu, I have another question!"
The young man and Uncle Jiu sat on the grass, eating and chatting. He looked at the house not far away and suddenly thought of a question, "Since we are eating so much, shouldn't we leave some for your little apprentice?"
Uncle Jiu was stunned for a moment, then he calmly bit off the toad leg, threw the bone far away, wiped his mouth, and said seriously, "I'm keeping watch here with you, but I didn't see any toads!"
Young people: (O?O)
This master is a bit bad!
"Don't talk, the half-legged ghost is coming!" Uncle Jiu fell to the ground, slapped the young man on the back of his head with one hand, and accidentally pressed him to the grass, face down.
Uncle Jiu silently withdrew his hand. Everything happened so carelessly!
The young man slowly raised his head, spat out the grass in his mouth, and looked at Uncle Jiu with resentment, but unexpectedly saw two fingers poking at him, hitting his eyes!
"Ah... mmm, mmm, mmm."
The young man's mouth was tightly covered by Uncle Jiu, and he could only hear him whisper, "Don't make a sound, I just opened your eyes, now you can see the female ghost!"
Are you opening your eyes
I suspect you are taking revenge on me!
Ninth uncle with a narrow mind!
The young man looked up in disbelief, and suddenly found that in the middle of the night, there really was a woman in white slowly floating into the house in front of him.
It really was floating. He rubbed his eyes deliberately. Under the moonlight, he really didn't see any shadow!
He swore to the heavens that if the woman in front of him had a shadow, he would eat shit!
The woman in white floated straight into the house, without going through the door, and went in directly through the wall.
I wish I had this ability, that young man would be so envious!
Oh... hey hey... oh... hey hey hey.
An obscene smile appeared on his face, probably he was possessed by Cao!
Uncle Jiu had a look of disgust on his face and ignored the young man. He looked straight at the house and waited quietly.
He had laid little Russell out on that bed, with long silk stockings on his legs and silver bells on his ankles.
The silver bell can serve as an early warning. As long as the half-legged ghost touches little Russell's ankle, it will sound an alarm.
If you pull the stockings, you can trap the female ghost!
It doesn’t matter if he can’t catch the ghost, because it’s easy for little Russell to catch female ghosts anyway.
The reason why he went to so much trouble was because this half-legged ghost was a good ghost, and he was afraid that little Russell would accidentally beat the female ghost to death!
Thinking of the Seven Killing Orders of Gods and Demons that Russell had been practicing recently, no, the Nine Palaces Order, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but wipe his forehead with his sleeve.
Some things are banned for a reason!
No matter what kind of monster you are, once you get hit by one, you’ll kneel down and call me daddy.
Uncle Jiu waited for a while and found that there was no sound in the house. He looked puzzled and his ears kept moving.
Although the grassland where they were was quite far away, it was late at night and anyone could hear any unusual phenomena.
But there is none!
The young man at the side showed a look of doubt in his eyes, "Uncle Jiu, my little apprentice will not be possessed by a female ghost..."
Uncle Jiu also felt a little uneasy. His little disciple was good-looking. This female ghost might have had any bad intentions and be slapped to death by little Russell!
Just as he was about to get up, he saw a white figure flying out of the house. It was indeed the half-legged ghost there just now.
"Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu, the female ghost ran away!"
The young people around him were shouting and yelling. Uncle Jiu's face changed, and then he slapped his thigh fiercely, "Oh no, something must have happened to my little apprentice!"
How could Russell not be able to deal with a little half-legged ghost who would avoid his uncle when he saw him
Something must have happened!
Uncle Jiu stood up, tapped his feet, stepped on the air, and jumped several feet away, looking at the young man in amazement!
If I had this ability, I wouldn’t be hit with a hammer for watching a widow taking a bath!
His eyes suddenly lit up, and he stretched out his arms and shouted.
"Master, I am your apprentice. Do you think you can still accept apprentices? Master!"
Uncle Jiu pedaled quickly, tapped his feet, exerted force with his hands, climbed over the wall with familiarity, and walked into Russell's room.
When I walked in and saw the door, I was stunned!
I saw Russell sleeping soundly with his butt sticking up, his stockings and bells on his feet were kicked all over the ground, and his body was naked. No wonder I couldn't hear any sound!
Uncle Jiu first breathed a sigh of relief, then he was so angry that his nose almost became crooked.
Your master and I are feeding mosquitoes in the grass outside, and you are sleeping soundly in here!
Oh!
“Pah, pah, pah!”
"ah!"
…
Russell covered his butt with one hand, followed Uncle Nine sullenly, and embarked on a long journey of ghost hunting!
I really can't blame him, it's just that the bed was too sweet. While he was lying on it, he was called away by Zhou Gong's niece to play King of Glory together.
He also dreamed that he reached the Glory King again in the new season, and his friends around him were all shocked, because they were just ordinary Kings!
Ha ha ha ha!
"Um?"
Uncle Jiu snorted, and looked at the snickering Russell with murderous eyes, but his hand unconsciously twisted the corner of his mouth, but there was nothing.
Russell's face immediately became serious, and he pointed at the water ghost and the drama ghost beside him with his little hand, "You two are old ghosts, you can't even catch a little ghost, I keep you for nothing!"
The two female ghosts looked aggrieved and said, "Little master, we also want to catch ghosts, but please let us out."
The little face looked aggrieved and pitiful, but unfortunately Russell was not moved at all because he didn't feel anything!
The two heroines were also smart. They immediately looked at Uncle Jiu pitifully, and Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly.
"Hey, Master won't say anything to you. Why are you bullying two little ghost girls?"
"whee!"
Russell covered his mouth and smiled smugly, and Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly.
This time, finding the half-legged ghost was relatively smooth. Although Russell fell asleep, the half-legged ghost couldn't help touching him!
Who made this little Russell so handsome? The half-legged ghost had a lot of human aura. Following the direction of his escape, he was found not far away.
As soon as Uncle Jiu entered the room, he saw a little child sitting at the door in a daze, and inside the room, a woman was lying on the ground, and had not woken up for a long time!
When he looked up, he saw that the half-legged ghost had stockings wrapped around his body and was unable to enter his body. He looked at Uncle Jiu and Russell with fear in his eyes.
"Statue of Yama."
Uncle Jiu looked at the human head portrait in the room and couldn't help but be surprised, because this statue was quite lifelike and very different from the ones he had never seen outside.
It seems to be formal, and he has seen the portrait of the real King of Hell!
"Why do you keep touching that little girl's feet? Can't you try an adult's?"
The female ghost was shy and whispered, "Their adults' feet are smelly, and men have athlete's foot, so they can only touch little girls."
Russell almost laughed out loud when he heard this. One can imagine the smell of the feet of farmers who do farm work every day!
It turns out that this female ghost is quite delicate.
"No, why is your soul so weak!"
Uncle Jiu noticed something was wrong. The half-legged ghost was born with a powerful spirit. He could see yin and yang and travel eight hundred miles at night.
The woman in front of me has a soul that can only travel a hundred miles at most!
No wonder I always had to suck that little girl’s athlete’s foot!
The female ghost said nothing and just looked at her brother quietly.
Uncle Jiu was stunned for a moment, and instantly had the answer in his mind, "It turns out that your brother is the real half-legged ghost!"