When you are dreaming, do you know that you are dreaming
While Uncle Jiu and Russell were in the small villa dealing with the problem of the half-legged ghost, some problems occurred in Renjia Town in the distance.
Not someone else!
It’s Qiu Sheng!
He seemed to have encountered a ghost again. Why did he say again
Qiu Sheng is sometimes dazed, his eyes full of confusion: Where am I, who am I, and what should I do
He slapped his head suddenly, feeling as if he had forgotten something.
Looking up, everything around me was gray, with only a red light in front of me and bursts of noise.
Qiu Sheng walked forward in a daze.
step.
Two steps.
Three steps.
A hand quietly fell on Qiu Sheng's shoulder, it was a little cold, and Qiu Sheng was so scared that he turned his head suddenly.
He was an old man with two long, white beards. His face looked old, but his eyes were particularly sharp.
It's that green, weird kind of thing that's hard to describe!
Qiu Sheng felt a little uncomfortable being stared at by him and didn't dare to look him in the eye. He was a little confused. There was clearly no one behind him just now, so where did this old man come from
"Groom, go quickly, the bride is waiting for you inside!"
The old man's words were particularly sharp and harsh, which made Qiu Sheng frown. He was extremely confused at the moment.
Why did this old man call himself the groom
Are you getting married
"Go quickly, go quickly, don't be in a daze!"
The old man pushed Qiu Sheng suddenly with great force. Qiu Sheng was pushed back repeatedly. For a moment, he didn't know how long he had been backed away. Then he was caught by his two warm little hands.
"Brother Qiu Sheng!"
The sound was gentle and crisp, like a kitten's scratching, gently scratching Qiu Sheng's heart.
Based on his daily experience dealing with women, the woman behind him must be beautiful!
When he turned around, Qiu Sheng couldn't take his eyes off her. There was still some gap between the country woman and the beautiful girl from a small family.
"Brother Qiu Sheng, stop looking." The woman said disparagingly, "The bride is waiting inside, hurry up and go in and pay respect to heaven and earth!"
As she spoke, she pulled Qiu Sheng into the yard with her hand.
The courtyard was full of red lanterns and was filled with people. At the innermost part was a square attic decorated with lanterns and red silk.
As soon as they saw Qiu Sheng coming, the men's laughter and the women's chattering in the yard stopped immediately.
One person plays the erhu and the other plays the suona. The tune changes and it is so joyful!
But there were four black men standing next to him, showing their white teeth, which made Qiu Sheng feel a little scared.
Why are people so dark nowadays
"The groom is here!"
"Congratulations!"
"Congratulations, groom!"
Waves of congratulations left Qiu Sheng no time to think. He raised his hands and began to return the greetings. The more he returned the greetings, the more confused he became, because he didn't recognize any of the people in front of him.
He walked back and forth in the yard, trying to find someone familiar in his memory, but there was no one.
"Brother Qiu Sheng, I bow to heaven and earth!"
Qiu Sheng felt dizzy and walked into the attic with one foot deep and one foot shallow. A man in bright red clothes was sitting there.
It looks like this is the bride!
A group of people were talking at once. Qiu Sheng was just about to kneel down and worship heaven and earth when he suddenly felt a heat in his chest, which made him feel uncomfortable.
He reached in and pulled out a finger-sized yellow stone.
What's this
Qiu Sheng felt strange and couldn't help frowning. Who put this useless stone in my arms? He threw the stone away.
Turning his head, he looked at the bride with a red veil on her head, her face full of gentleness. He, Qiu Sheng, was finally married!
"My wife!"
"Husband!"
The sound is clear and moving.
The bride in a bright red robe bowed slowly and raised her hands gently, as if she was about to lift her red veil.
Qiu Sheng held his breath. He had already imagined how beautiful this bride would be. She must be at least better than the one just now!
The red hood was slowly lifted, and the face underneath frightened Qiu Sheng to death. He stammered, "Master, Master!"
After saying that, Qiu Sheng couldn't help but be stunned. Do I know this person
Why do I feel fear from the bottom of my heart, why do I call him master
He just looked up expressionlessly, and his palm instantly pierced through Qiu Sheng's chest.
…
"What!"
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but open his mouth wide, "A little dream tapir escaped from the underworld. Have you been looking for it these days?"
The tapir tribe lives on dreams. It is an ancient mythical beast with great power. It has no fixed shape and its body is illusory. - "Classic of Mountains and Seas".
There are very few in heaven and earth, and only a few appear occasionally in the underworld.
According to legend, the dream-eating tapir is a creature that can eat up humans' nightmares and leave behind sweet dreams.
But if a small, ignorant...
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but shudder. No matter how small it was, it was still a divine beast!
The half-legged ghost nodded and said, "As long as we can find the trace of the dream-eating tapir, the Yinchai has offered a huge price, a full 1,000 Yinde points!"
A look of longing appeared on her face. Every time she led the ghost catcher, she would walk forty or fifty miles overnight to gain one merit point.
You only do it four or five times a month, which means you get four or five points of good karma a month, and fifty or sixty points of good karma a year.
Yinchai promised that as long as he had 100 merit points, he would ensure that his younger brother Dachui would be rich and prosperous for the rest of his life!
Taking into account the good karma he had accumulated from closing his brother's Yin-Yang eyes, Banjiao Gui counted on his fingers and figured that he would only have to work for another two years.
Thinking of the rumors in the village and his brother's confusion and fear, the half-legged ghost couldn't help but look lost.
This is the fate of being a half-legged ghost for generations. Although each generation is born with the ability to see ghosts, few people can have a good ending.
If the soul leaves the body frequently, one will become weak and sickly over time.
If he hadn’t seen his parents and grandparents living extremely comfortably in the underworld, the half-legged ghost would have even thought it was a curse!
As long as you have money, life in the underworld is not necessarily worse than the world of the living. You don't have to worry about food, clothing, housing, wars, or diseases.
This is much better than the heaven that the preacher talked about!
Uncle Jiu frowned, feeling vaguely uneasy. He suppressed his uneasiness and thought quietly about how to deal with this half-legged ghost.
This half-footed athlete's foot is nothing for an adult, but it is very serious for a child.
But just as Banjiaogui said, she was a virgin and she felt uncomfortable sneaking into other people's rooms in the middle of the night and touching men's feet.
If you see something you shouldn’t see, it would be even more offensive.
How to solve this problem
Uncle Jiu pondered for a long time and inadvertently looked at little Russell.
Little Russell shuddered and hugged his chest tightly with both hands, "No, Master, I don't have many paper figures left!"
Paper man
Uncle Jiu's eyes suddenly lit up and he smiled meaningfully. Why didn't he think of it
The problem with the half-legged ghost is that his spirit and soul have to walk at night for too long, and his spirit and soul are not as strong as those of the ghost, so naturally his feet will get tired.
If a half-legged ghost rides a horse, his feet will naturally not hurt!
Uncle Nine looked at Russell with ill intent.
"ah!"
“No!”
“Ah, ah!”
After an indescribable scene, there was a paper horse in Uncle Jiu's right hand and a tooth mark on his left hand.
But luckily, Russell's teeth haven't grown in yet, and the mousetrap didn't get him as deep as it did last time.
"Take this horse, and don't touch Po's feet anymore. You made the little girl cry!"
Looking at the paper horse in Uncle Jiu's hand, Banjiao Gui's eyes couldn't help but light up. This is a horse, and he can even ride it. It must be very powerful.
"Wait a minute!" Uncle Jiu added, "My horse has a price!"
"Master Lin, you say!" The half-legged ghost was not vague. She knew in her heart that if you want to get something, there must be a price.
Especially for a powerful paper horse like this, the price would probably be quite high.
"This paper horse is very expensive. You definitely can't afford it."
The half-legged ghost's heart sank, but after hearing what Uncle Jiu said, he immediately couldn't help but feel hopeful.
"I can rent it to you and earn a little bit of Yinde every month."
The half-legged ghost thought about it quietly. She only earned 4 to 5 points a month, her feet hurt every day, and she had to harm Abao. She felt a little guilty.
If it wasn't for her brother, she wouldn't have been willing to touch Po.
There was really no other way. She was a weak woman, and it was difficult for her to support herself in this chaotic era, let alone her younger brother.
If their parents had not helped them in the underworld and asked the ghost messenger to bring some things, Banjiao Gui and her brother would have starved to death long ago.
I earn 4 to 5 points a month. After I have the paper horse, I can run farther at night and do more work. At least my income will double in a month.
The most important thing is that you don’t have to touch Abao’s feet. The extra merits you earn can not only support yourself and Dachui, but also make Dachui rich for the rest of his life.
The half-legged ghost became happier the more she thought about it. She knew in her heart that it was Uncle Jiu who was helping her, so she quickly bowed and thanked him.
"Thank you, Taoist Priest. Thank you, Taoist Priest!"
Uncle Jiu waved his hand, gave some instructions for attention, and then pulled little Russell out of the yard.
"Why don't you just give it to her? It's so troublesome to rent it to her!"
Be a good person to the end and send the Buddha to the west. It will be too troublesome to rent it this way.
Do you know how troublesome it is to collect rent room by room in Guangdong
Uncle Jiu patted Russell's head and said, "There is a limit to being a good person. You can't help others too much!"
"A little kindness is a grudge, understand?"
"oh."
Russell was still a little depressed, because that was his horse!
"You will slowly understand it in the future." Uncle Jiu felt more and more uneasy. He didn't bother to talk to Russell and started counting with his fingers.
Maoshan is not only good at drawing talismans and catching ghosts, but also good at feng shui, face reading, and marriage calculation.
Suddenly, Uncle Jiu opened his eyes and slapped his thigh.
"Not good, Qiu Sheng!"
…
At this time, Qiu Sheng was lying on the bed with a look of despair on his face. He felt his whole body was stiff and unable to move.
Yu Xin glanced and saw something that looked like a white cat lying on his chest, playing with the Huangshan stone with both hands.
this…
Is this sleep paralysis
Qiu Sheng tried his best to exert force, but he always felt that his limbs were stiff and out of control. Even the fifth limb did not move at all.
The white cat seemed to see through his thoughts. It looked at him with contempt, then stretched out its right paw and slapped Qiu Sheng in the face.
Qiu Sheng’s eyes flickered and he felt the world spinning. Everything around him changed and he found himself standing on the street.
It's a dazed feeling, both familiar and unfamiliar.
Where am I
He looked up and saw a big sign.
Yihong Courtyard.
"Uncle, you're finally here. I haven't seen you for a few days. I missed you so much."
A gust of fragrant wind blew over, and Qiu Sheng felt a little softer during pregnancy. He subconsciously exerted force with his hands, feeling extremely comfortable.
He slowly lowered his head and was stunned because the woman was so beautiful.
She has a pair of alluring cat-tail eyes, and her graceful body is half covered by a thin white gauze dress, with her long legs half wrapped outside.
She has an oval face, very delicate, with a smooth and flawless surface like soft jade and fragrant ice, eyes like peach blossoms and autumn water, charming and soul-stirring, lips are bright red, and there is a cinnabar beauty mole at the corner of her mouth.
Qiu Sheng was stunned, feeling that the cinnabar beauty mole at the corner of her mouth was particularly familiar.
"Uncle, come on, come on!"
Just three short sounds made Qiu Sheng's whole body go limp, and he didn't even notice that his legs followed her. He seemed to hear someone telling him not to indulge in women and to practice well.
Looking at the beautiful woman in front of him with fair skin, beautiful face, light body and easy to be pushed down, Qiu Sheng cursed in his heart.
Where did this evil demon come from, to dare to mess with my mind!
The clothes accidentally fell to the ground, and Qiu Sheng was excited until the next moment, when he saw the beauty took out a bigger...
vomit!
"ah!!!"
Qiu Sheng suddenly woke up from the nightmare and gasped desperately, but he was still unable to move, like a dead man.
He suddenly seemed to remember something and raised his head desperately. Sure enough, he saw a white cat-like thing squatting on his chest.
Then extend your claws.
This time it's the left claw.
"No!"
Qiu Sheng wailed, his mentality was now a little broken.
First he got married, and the bride turned out to be Uncle Jiu. Later he went to visit Yihongyuan, and it turned out that the beauty there had a bigger penis than his.
He no longer wanted to have nightmares, this was more real than the real world.
In reality, he is a short, poor and ugly guy, and in his nightmares, he is a short, poor and ugly guy plus trash.
“Bang!”
The white cat ignored Qiu Sheng and taught him a lesson with a slap in the face.
When Qiu Sheng woke up again, he dreamed that he had arrived at the back mountain of Renjia Town, and he didn't know what he was doing there.
Following the familiar feeling in his heart, Qiu Sheng came to a small grave mound with something clearly written on it.
"Dong Xiaoyu's Tomb."
Do I know this person
It was because of that sudden familiar feeling, the feeling was so strong, as if this was the person destined for me.
Looking at the three incense sticks in his hand, Qiu Sheng immediately understood, and with the candlelight by the pond, he inserted the incense in front of the grave.
I hope this girl named Dong Xiaoxiaoyu is not an ugly female ghost.
Qiu Sheng was full of anticipation until he saw an old woman crawling out of the grave, "Qiu Sheng, I'm your wife, Xiaoyu!"
"… "
"Qiu Sheng, marry me. I have a three-bedroom, one-living-room apartment on one floor."
"… "
"We are definitely in true love, you are so handsome and I am so beautiful!"
"Fuck you!"
Qiu Sheng kicked Dong Xiaoyu desperately and kicked her directly into the grave. Do you think I look like a gigolo
Is it great to be a rich woman with money and a house
I, Qiu Sheng, would rather die than surrender!