When was the most embarrassing time for you
When was the most embarrassing moment for you
I don’t know if others can bear it or not, but Russell feels that Qiu Sheng can’t bear it.
In fact, it is normal for grown men to be unable to stand loneliness.
But if your inability to stand loneliness is seen by others, it would be absolutely unbearable.
What is even more unbearable is that not only was I seen being unable to bear the loneliness by someone, but it was someone I know!
When Uncle Jiu and Russell rushed back to Renjia Town and found Qiu Sheng, they saw the scene in the eyes.
Qiu Sheng was seen holding the pillow with both hands, touching it constantly, and twisting his head left and right, as if he was resisting something.
"ah!"
"Master! No, Master!"
Russell looked at Uncle Jiu calmly. Don't laugh at this time, even if it's something funny, you have to hold it in.
otherwise!
You know!
Uncle Jiu's face was extremely dark, and the hand holding the peach wood sword began to tremble, almost as much as the embroidery needle of a sixty-year-old woman.
If there is a person standing here, there is a 99% chance that he will be poked into a peach blossom and become the next one of the three Kong Jian people.
Russell silently moved to the side, cherishing his life and staying away from Uncle Jiu.
Fortunately, Uncle Jiu has seen a lot of ups and downs, so he will definitely not take this little thing to heart.
Uncle Jiu gnashed his teeth and looked at Qiu Sheng kindly, "This fool!"
The voice was particularly low. Uncle Jiu did not go in. Instead, he quietly pulled Russell away.
Russell blinked in confusion. This was strange. According to the script, shouldn't Uncle Jiu teach Qiu Sheng, who was having a lustful dream, how to behave
What is this for
"I just saw it." Uncle Jiu said seriously, "The Yellow Mountain Stone on Qiu Sheng's chest was thrown to the ground. It seems that he has encountered the Dream-Eating Tapir!"
"This is a big fish, we can't let it get away!"
Speaking of the dream-eating tapir, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but narrow his eyes slightly, "This is a thousand walking virtues, equivalent to fifty evil spirits and a hundred little ghosts."
"Besides, this is the reward for discovering it. If you catch it, the reward will be at least five or six times higher!"
After Uncle Jiu's reminder, Russell's eyes widened like bells. This was 5 million dollars that was right beside him, much more valuable than the 500,000 dollars.
"Go back and bring my treasure to me. Today we are going to catch the tortoise in the jar. Then we will split the money 70% and 30%!"
"No!"
Russell refused, "I will also put in a lot of effort, I want a 50-50 split."
Uncle Jiu hesitated for a moment, then nodded readily, "Go ahead, go ahead, 50% is 50%!"
The 70%-30% ratio became 50%-50. Russell happily flew back to the charity cemetery on his turtle shell, leaving his uncle sighing there.
"Alas, originally Russell was allowed to take 70%, but he asked for 50%. Is that too much good? It's hot?"
Uncle Jiu stood there, puzzled. He usually exorcises demons and saves ghosts, and is also the boss of the underworld, so naturally he has done some good deeds.
Not to mention the wealth and glory in the next life, even the next life and the next life are enough.
The good karma he has accumulated is enough for him to live happily in the underworld for a long time. It is said that there are many powerful people in the underworld, and all of them are talented. Maybe he can even meet his ancestors from eighteen generations ago!
If it were in the past, Uncle Jiu would have wished to have as many good deeds as possible. With so much good deeds, if Wencai and Qiu Sheng encountered any difficult troubles in the future, he could come back from the underworld to help them.
But now I have a little apprentice...
Uncle Jiu felt that if Russell couldn't beat him in the future, he would just have to watch helplessly.
"Strange, why doesn't Russell want 70%?"
…
"Go ahead, go ahead, it's a nice and windy day today."
Russell stepped on the turtle and hummed a little tune. Today he fulfilled his dream and split the profits 50-50 with Uncle Jiu.
You know, his commission was 1% before.
Every time Uncle Jiu received a dollar as reward, Qiu Shengwen would only get twenty cents, and Russell could only get a pitiful few cents.
Just enough for a few dozen strings of candied haws.
Although he now owns a teahouse, a theater, and more than a dozen houses, he will be the heir to Uncle Jiu's more than ten tons of Huangshan stone in the future, the future Heavenly Master of Maoshan, the elder brother of Zhang Huaiyi, the old Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain, and the godfather of Hu Bayi, the future tomb-raiding lieutenant.
There is definitely no shortage of money, but Russell has no interest in money. Money is just a number to him.
But splitting the profits 50-50 with Uncle Jiu is a historic breakthrough!
"Today is a clear, sunny day..." Russell stared at the moon above his head and couldn't help feeling embarrassed. He looked around and fortunately there was no one around.
There was only a black dog on the street, squatting on the ground, staring stupidly at the Russell flying in the sky.
"Um?"
Russell instantly became alert and shouted, "You bold dog demon, you also want to steal my five hundred thousand, bah, my one thousand Yin De points!"
"Woof!"
“Bold!”
“Woof woof!”
“Bold!”
After several minutes of communication, the black dog snorted disdainfully, turned around and was about to leave, saying that this man was seriously ill.
That human-like look of contempt reminded Russell of the Husky in his previous life and the scene when he was bullied by the Husky when he was a child.
"Brother Gou, please stay!"
Under the moonlight, Russell showed his little white teeth, "Brother Dog, can I borrow your black dog blood?"
"… "
After a while, Russell was satisfied, clapped his hands, held a half bowl of black dog blood, and endured two copper coins, "Brother Dog, thank you very much, thank you very much, I will take care of your business next time!"
The black dog lying powerlessly on the ground rolled his eyes and looked at the few copper coins shining on the ground that he couldn't bite. He felt like crying but had no tears.
Why did I mock him just now? Wow.
It was late at night and the lights in the charity cemetery had long been turned off. Russell could hear Wencai's thunderous snoring outside the door.
He knocked on the door fiercely for a long time, but Wencai didn't respond at all. He was sleeping like a pig.
No!
Russell felt that he had insulted pigs a bit, as even pigs wouldn't necessarily sleep so soundly.
He was suddenly stunned, looking at the door in front of him, then at the turtle shell under his feet, and could not help but fall into silence.
Finally, he came to the conclusion that this matter had nothing to do with him. If Wencai had opened the door, he would not have habitually done stupid things.
Because usually, Russell would walk in through the main gate or climb over the wall, so this was the first time he flew in.
"Um."
"It's definitely not my fault."
Russell quickly pushed the responsibility away and flew into the warehouse with a happy heart, where various treasures of Uncle Jiu were collected.
There are all kinds of magical instruments, such as the Bagua mirror, peach wood sword, jade, gourd, and ring.
For ordinary people, these are treasures that are hard to come by. If you put one at home, and if you are lucky, it will not be a problem to live a peaceful life.
Even several generations of grandparents and grandchildren can live in peace and security.
It is not easy to make magical instruments, and those that are formed naturally are even rarer. It is not as difficult as finding a Feng Shui blessed land.
But these were not Russell's goals. He walked straight to the back and took out a red statue from it.
There was some dust on the statue, so Russell shook it and the dust fell off immediately.
The sculpture is nothing but a Pixiu, a beast known as auspicious beast, which has the power to attract wealth and ward off evil spirits. Almost every business household has one.
However, some people also like to display the three-legged golden toad.
This Pixiu is carved so vividly that it exudes a sense of spirituality. Even an ordinary person can tell at a glance that it is not an ordinary item.
It was completely accidental that Uncle Jiu got this Pi Xiu. When Uncle Jiu went down to Mount Maoshan, the master allowed him and his fellow disciples to pick some good things from the Maoshan treasure house.
Otherwise, with their mediocre skills, it would take them an unpredictable time to refine a good magical instrument. They might even die before they know it, and become fertilizer for the flowers.
How nice it would be to pick something ready-made from the Maoshan treasury. At that time, Uncle Jiu and Simu picked out a pair of Pixiu. The two looked very similar and it was almost impossible to tell the difference between them.
Uncle Jiu was too young at that time, not as sinister as he is now, no, not as mature.
He and Simu each got one. As a result, Simu's fortune kept rising and he no longer considered the yellow croaker as money, but the same could not be said for Uncle Jiu.
Later, when Uncle Jiu's Feng Shui skills were mastered, he discovered that he was female and the one with four eyes was male.
One male and one female, a lot of money, one female.
Uncle Nine: …
Go eat ashes!
Uncle Jiu would definitely not tell Russell about these embarrassing past events. As for how Russell knew these things
Hehe, you have to ask that guy who secretly drank tiger penis wine.
He also heard about this incident from his uncle Jiu later, and it gave him some strange ideas.
The male is called Pi and the female is called Xiu. I have a Pi. If I have another one, won’t my fortune soar
The more Simu thought about it, the more feasible it seemed to him. However, he did not dare to tell Uncle Jiu, for fear that his senior brother would say that he was greedy for money. He was not greedy at all, he just wanted to give more care to the yellow croakers in the world.
He moves very quickly!
He quickly got a Pi Xiu, but soon after, Simu found that his business had plummeted during that period, and customers jumped out of coffins to give bad reviews.
Later he discovered the reason, and guess what
The Pi Xiu he bought later was a male.
Two men look at each other every day, is this to attract good luck
Let’s fight first.
Simu was so exhausted at the time that he could only take the Pixiu back obediently.
It would be nice to have something like this at home.
Russell shook his head and took the Pixiu in his hand. It was not good for bringing wealth, but it was also an excellent magical weapon.
Just take a big gulp and it can be used specifically to deal with intangible creatures like dream-eating tapirs. It's really effective.
But something else is needed.
Russell came to a big box, which contained a box of copper coins, some of which were accumulated by his uncle and some were given by the old Taoist priest.
These are all good things. Copper coins are hard and belong to the metal element in the Five Elements. They are round on the outside and square on the inside. The outer circle represents the sky, the inner square represents the earth, and the text or year number in the middle represents people. They have the three elements of "heaven, earth, and man" and have the energy to communicate between heaven and earth and turn the world around.
The most precious of them are the Five Emperors' Coins, namely the Qin Banliang, Han Wuzhu, Kaiyuan Tongbao, Song and Yuan Tongbao, and Yongle Tongbao, which represent the fortune of the Five Dynasties and have the best effect.
However, because they are too precious, most copper coins have been destroyed in wars or dynasty changes, and there are only a few left.
Even if there are any, most of them are in graves.
Russell pondered for a moment, and he seemed to find that tomb raider was a good job. He could chat with ghosts every day, practice boxing with dumplings, and get a lot of treasures!
I don’t know what’s inside the Yunding Palace, what’s behind the bronze door, and how did the Queen Mother of the West achieve immortality
When Russell thought of this, he couldn't help but sigh at the power of the protagonist's halo. Even now, he didn't dare to trespass into these ancient tombs.
If his protagonist halo was out of service and he ran into a thousand-year-old zombie head-on, Russell would probably type GG on the spot.
There are thousand-year-old people, but he doesn't believe that there are no thousand-year-old rice dumplings.
The treasure that made people live for a thousand years...
Russell shook his head violently. It seemed that he was thinking too far ahead, but he couldn't help but ponder it in his heart.
After all, that is immortality, which can allow an ordinary person to live for a thousand years!
Who would want to die if they could live
Russell was silent for a long time, then continued to search as if nothing had happened. Although Uncle Jiu did not go to rob tombs, he did not have the precious Five Emperors' Coins.
But the Small Five Emperors' Coins were still easy for him.
The Small Five Emperors' Coins are copper coins issued during the reigns of five Qing emperors: Shunzhi, Kangxi, Yongzheng, Qianlong and Jiaqing. At that time, the Qing Dynasty had the strongest national power and the largest territory in all dynasties.
The copper coins produced will naturally have better effects.
Russell hung a long string of copper coins around his neck. Compared with the precious Big Five Emperors' Coins, the Small Five Emperors' Coins did not seem so precious.
In addition to the magic tools, Russell also brought a bucket of cinnabar, a large stack of talisman paper, and several brushes.
The more prepared you are, the greater your chances of catching a nightmare tapir, a very large fish.
As long as you catch it, you can eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks in the future and get rich overnight.
Russell had long coveted the rare treasures in the underworld. Those treasures unique to the underworld made him jealous just by looking at them.
Yin De is a super panacea.
Russell was exhausted by the pile of things, and Uncle Jiu's eyes were twitching as he looked at them. Two paper figures carried all the things, and the remaining two paper figures carried the sedan chair.
Russell was very tired. It was the first time he found riding in a sedan chair a little uncomfortable. He got so excited that his buttocks soon started to hurt after sitting there.
Now that the materials were ready, Uncle Jiu began to prepare. He looked at the bucket of cinnabar, then at the several talisman papers in his hand and fell silent.
Russell, did you hold the thing upside down
Soon, Uncle Jiu knew what Russell was thinking.
Zhi saw Russell pour some of Brother Gou's borrowed blood into the cinnabar, making the cinnabar stick together, then turned his back and threw open the hem of his clothes.
The boy urinated for a long time, which made Uncle Jiu feel envious. Hey, he is now middle-aged.
Russell turned his head and shrugged his nose. "Master, who would draw talismans? Look how fast this came!"
"cough."
Uncle Jiu was speechless for a moment.
Soon, the whole house was filled with cinnabar. The strange smell spread, instantly waking up the dream-eating tapir who was sleeping soundly on the beam after having a nightmare.
It pinched its nose with its paws in a humane way. What's that smell? It's so strong!