"Do you want to spend 100 energy points to deduce the Rejuvenation Talisman?"
"yes."
"Please select the direction of deduction:
1. Rejuvenation Talisman → Big Rejuvenation Talisman, the healing effect is better.
2. Rejuvenation Talisman → Rejuvenation Kick Technique. Please kick gently, otherwise the customer will give you a bad review.
3. Rejuvenation Talisman → Rejuvenation Acupuncture, three thousand six hundred needles a night, you’re done for if I don’t.
4. Rejuvenation Talisman → Rejuvenation Fist, seems to have some strange effect. "
Russell was about to choose option 1 when he suddenly thought of a classic scene and silently chose the fourth option.
"Rejuvenation Talisman → Rejuvenation Fist, currently being demonstrated, please wait..."
Russell took a breath.
"The deduction is complete, please check."
A wonderful piece of news appeared in Russell's mind. It was so easy to understand and so exquisite that Russell couldn't help but suddenly realize it and applaud.
This rejuvenation boxing technique was so good that Russell couldn't help but want to find a guinea pig to try it out.
Qiu Sheng's eyes were full of anticipation, and he had no idea that danger was coming.
Seeing Russell move, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but be a little surprised, "Russell, have you figured out your new spell?"
Seven parts of surprise and three parts of ridicule. It's normal for children to say something and then regret it later.
Russell nodded, and he looked kind, and said softly, "Brother, squat down, I will put the talisman on you."
He is only eight years old now, and will be nine in a few months. He is less than 1 meter tall, which means he can only hit someone's knees when he jumps.
But there is a saying that goes, if the mountain doesn’t come to me, I will go to it. If I can’t hit it hard enough, I will let my brothers squat down.
hey-hey!
Qiu Sheng squatted down obediently, looking forward to the talisman paper that looked like a paper man. The feeling just now was really great.
Just as he was daydreaming, he saw two fists coming towards him.
"ah!"
Qiu Sheng couldn't help but feel his eyes go dark. He covered his face and tilted his head back, then he was hit by several punches again.
Looking at Qiu who was being beaten, Uncle Jiu had a strange look on his face, because he saw Russell's magic power mobilized, and after a few punches, the scar on Qiu's face was reduced a little.
this…
Uncle Jiu recalled what he had just said and couldn't help but coughing awkwardly.
This is boxing, not a talisman, and I am not wrong.
Women's clothing
Impossible, absolutely impossible, impossible in this lifetime!
Looking at Qiu Sheng covering his face and bleeding from his nose, Russell couldn't help but touch his nose. He really didn't mean it.
The first time I used the Rejuvenation Fist, I was a little too excited and couldn’t control myself.
"Brother, brother, look!"
Russell ordered the paper man to take out a mirror from the house. At this time, the sky was already dawn and the roosters had begun to crow.
Looking in the mirror, Qiu Sheng couldn't help but scream, "Ah, my nose is bleeding!"
"cough!"
Russell pulled Qiu Sheng's clothes and said, "As a man, what's wrong with bleeding a little? Women bleed every month and still survive."
Qiu Sheng was stunned, "Do women bleed every month? Why?"
"My aunt stabbed me."
"This aunt is fierce. My aunt is very nice to me, but she is also fierce at other times."
Qiu Sheng seemed to remember something. He looked at the house with a big hole in it and couldn't help but shrink his neck.
It was over. He was looking at the shop and found that there was a big hole in the house behind it. His aunt would definitely scold him again.
"Don't worry about those little things. Just say that a small yellow fish fell from the sky and broke through your roof. Isn't that enough?"
Russell took out a small yellow croaker from somewhere and threw it directly into Qiu Sheng's arms. He is now the second generation who owns more than ten tons of Huangshan stone.
How do you say that
I'm not short of money.
Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes. His Huangshan stone had not been sold yet. Where did little Russell get the gold
Think about what Russell said before, Simu had used paper figures before.
Um.
There must be something fishy about this matter. Little Russell must have a private vault!
Where is it
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but wonder why children would save so much money. They would just spend it recklessly and develop bad habits.
It’s better for me to keep it with me so that I can marry a wife when I grow up.
While Uncle Jiu was thinking about how to find Russell's secret stash, Qiu Sheng was already smiling happily.
This is a small yellow croaker!
Apart from his master's small treasury, he had never seen so much money, and it belonged to him.
Renovating a house would cost at most half a dollar, so he could still have seventeen or eighteen dollars left!
Huge profit!
"Little Junior Brother, come on, come on, hit me a few more times, I'm happy today."
Qiu Sheng was very happy at this moment. To him, this small yellow croaker was no different from something falling from the sky.
Let me beat him
Russell almost thought he had heard it wrong. He had never heard such an unreasonable request in his life.
Since you have asked so sincerely, I will mercifully satisfy you!
"I'll hit you!"
Russell didn't just fight normally, but used the rejuvenation boxing technique because he just discovered something.
Although the scar where Qiu Sheng had just been beaten had healed, his skin was still white and tender, as if he had just been born.
Only that one spot is white and tender, while the rest is withered and yellow. It's an eyesore no matter how you look at it
“Pah, pah, pah!”
After dozens of punches, Qiu Sheng felt dizzy, but Russell felt refreshed, as if he was in high spirits.
There is an old saying that you shouldn't hit someone in the face, but this was the first time he felt that a slap in the face was so comfortable!
After practicing the Rejuvenation Boxing, Russell planned to take a look at his masterpiece. When he looked at Qiu Sheng’s fair and tender face, he felt numb all over.
Who is this pretty boy
Why does he look so handsome
Is it because I have been single for too long
"Russell!" Uncle Jiu was surprised. He said meaningfully, "Your craft will definitely be popular in the future."
After a set of boxing skills, Qiu Sheng turned into a handsome boy. If Uncle Jiu was not too familiar with Qiu Sheng, he would have thought that he was a different person or that Qiu Sheng had been hit by a black magic and his appearance had changed drastically.
I heard that the black magic in Nanyang is very powerful. Not only can it change one's appearance, but even one's gender can be changed.
So awesome!
“That’s it!”
Hearing Uncle Jiu's praise, Russell immediately became very proud and started to brag to himself, "To be honest, I am the 99th generation descendant of the miracle doctor."
With the rejuvenation talisman and the paper man, he can basically deal with any difficult and complicated disease, and is considered a famous doctor.
Add to that the rejuvenation boxing technique, which woman wouldn’t be moved, which woman wouldn’t like it
Famous doctor + famous doctor = a slightly famous doctor!
Famous doctor + female famous doctor = amazing doctor!
Women + rejuvenation boxing = the rising rich man!
Russell was feeling proud for a moment, but suddenly he thought of something else: being a doctor was not as promising as being a Taoist priest.
He is not short of money now, the only thing he lacks is energy points.
And the Rejuvenation Fist doesn't earn you energy points, so there's no point in being a doctor, it's just a waste of mana.
My senior brother took advantage of me for free, wuwuwu.
The night was about to pass, the sky was gradually brightening, but Russell couldn't stop yawning, and even Uncle Jiu's face showed fatigue.
Russell had been lazy and slept for a while in bed before, but Uncle Jiu lay on the grass for half the night, his eyes as big as bells, and he had not slept at all.
Although those who practice Taoism have good physical fitness and strong spirits, there are still many battles today.
He had just dealt with the evil Taoist priest during the day and subdued dozens of evil spirits. He then rushed to Abao's village and had a good chat with the half-chatty ghost.
Then, he counted with his fingers, consuming a lot of magic power and mental energy.
Then, he rushed back to Renjia Town without stopping to search for the dream-eating tapir, and used copper coins to weave a magical instrument, the Five Emperors Copper Coin Net, to activate the Pixiu.
Uncle Jiu was also very tired at this time, but fortunately everything had come to an end and all his efforts were not in vain.
Catching a dream-eating tapir is equivalent to saving hundreds of ghosts.
Uncle Jiu held the jar under his left arm and pulled Russell with his right hand back to the charity cemetery. As for the chaotic scene they left behind, it was all handled by Qiu Sheng.
Although he was working, Qiu Sheng was humming a little tune and felt very happy.
Because he made money!
A small yellow croaker!
Although it was just daybreak, people were already starting to appear on the streets. They were all farmers carrying hoes, preparing to go to the fields.
A day's plan begins in the morning, so you have to start farm work early. Otherwise, who can stand it if the sun shines brightly at noon
People outside were busy, but the charity cemetery was exceptionally quiet. Wencai was still sleeping soundly inside, completely unaware that many exciting things had happened outside overnight.
Uncle Jiu did not knock on the door. According to his past experience, even if he shouted until his throat was dry, Wencai would never wake up.
Don’t ask why, because if you talk too much, it’s all tears, it’s all just speaking from experience.
He bent his fingers, put them in his mouth and blew a whistle, and immediately a strange noise came from the door.
“Brother, brother!”
There was a flapping sound of wings, the bolt fell off, and with a creak, the door of the charity cemetery opened, and a big rooster stood there magically with its head held high.
"Hei, good job!"
Uncle Jiu nodded with satisfaction. Raising a chicken was much more satisfying than raising an apprentice.
He walked inside holding the sleeping little Russell, leaving Xiao Hei dumbfounded. I only know how to open the door, I can't close it!
Huh.
After settling Russell down, Uncle Jiu did not return to his room, but went straight to the house where the ancestor was enshrined.
In the middle of the room is the incense burner for the ancestors, and on the right is a row of jars, which are all ghosts that Uncle Jiu has caught recently. They are gathered together to wait for the ghost to come and be liberated together.
But recently, Uncle Jiu found that there are fewer and fewer little ghosts and wandering spirits in the neighborhood, unlike before when he would encounter one every time he walked on the road at night.
It seems like someone is cleaning up these things, but would they be so bored as to clean up wandering souls and ghosts
Could it be a wandering Taoist priest passing by? But this is not worth much merit.
Uncle Jiu shook his head. It was a good thing for him that there were fewer ghosts, as it meant that fewer people would suffer.
Forget it, I don’t want to think about it anymore. I have things to do now!
Uncle Jiu took three sticks of incense from a place, lit them, and respectfully inserted them into the incense burner, "Lin Fengjiao, a disciple of Maoshan, asks the master uncle to show himself."
The fragrance gradually faded away, a faint golden light floated out from the portrait, and a faint human figure emerged.
"What is it?"
"Uncle-master, what do you think this is?" Uncle Jiu took out something from his arms with a smile on his face. It was the dream-eating tapir covered by the Five Emperors' Copper Coins Net.
"So it's this little fellow. Why didn't he stay in the underworld and run to the world of the living?"
"Exactly. It seems he escaped the day before yesterday and was caught by the disciples today."
Uncle Jiu said respectfully, and the dream-eating tapir that was originally sleeping in his hand suddenly woke up because it heard a familiar voice.
"Aa ...
The dream-eating tapir opened its mouth and looked at the golden figure as if saying something.
The great-grandmaster slowly raised his hand, and the Five Emperors' Copper Coins Net slowly spread out. The Dream-Eating Tapir floated directly towards him and landed on his arm.
"What are you running out for?"
The uncle touched the dream-eating tapir and asked, "There are so many fun places in the underworld, so many delicious nightmares, why did you come here when there is nothing? What are you doing in the world of the living?"
"Yeah, yeah."
"Naughty!"
"Grandma is busy and has no time to play with you, so you come to the living world. Do you know how worried she is?"
The uncle-master bent his right finger and lightly tapped the dream-eating tapir on the forehead. The dream-eating tapir held its head with its two paws and arched its buttocks.
Uncle Jiu watched silently, not daring to say a word, but he began to guess in his heart, who is that person called Grandma
Seeing how familiar the dream-eating tapir was with the great-grandmaster's uncle, it was obvious that this was not the first time they met, which meant that the owner of the dream-eating tapir knew the great-grandmaster's uncle.
There are not many people who can know my uncle-master.
And he also keeps a mythical beast named A-po...
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but be shocked. He had thought of a joke about her a few days ago, and now it's been just a few days and she's related to him again.
"Is there a reward for finding this little guy?"
"I heard from the ghost messenger that if you can get the information, you will get 1,000 Yin De."
"Only 1,000. That's just her nature. She's as stingy as ever." The uncle teased, "Don't worry. Since you asked me to come out, I'll go talk to her and get you some good stuff."
After saying that, the great-grandmaster slowly closed his eyes, with the corners of his mouth raised, and it was unknown what he was mumbling to others.
Uncle Jiu was delighted to see this, and this was one of the reasons why he went to seek help from his great-grandmaster uncle. With his great-grandmaster uncle’s help, firstly, he wouldn’t have to worry about others taking credit for the work, and secondly,…
The rewards that the great-grandmaster wanted were definitely much more than what he wanted, and the rewards were also much better.
After all, in the eyes of such a big shot, one thousand, two thousand, or tens of thousands of Yinde points are meaningless at all.
Sprinkle some water!
After an unknown amount of time, the great-grandmaster opened his eyes, looked at Uncle Jiu and nodded, and Uncle Jiu's anxious heart immediately settled down.
My uncle-master waved his hand, and a light gate appeared in the air. Although it was not big, it could pass some things.
For example, the dream-eating tapir.
Uncle Jiu only caught a glimpse of a pair of jade hands and dared not look any further. There are some things that cannot be looked at directly.
"good."
A strange and crisp voice sounded, it seemed to be the owner of the dream-eating tapir, "As a reward for finding the little mischievous, this is for you."
Two balls of light were suspended in the air, one of which was a long whip. Uncle Jiu, do you have any idea? Isn’t this the soul-catching chain in the hands of the Black and White Impermanence
It has great killing power against ghosts and monsters.
And the other one is a black token.
"This is my warrant. It can command the Yin God officials below the City God."
A golden medal of immunity from death
Awesome!
Uncle Jiu was overjoyed. Oh my god, he’s rich!