"Ha!" (700 monthly tickets plus more)
Simu folded his hands behind his head, looked at the moon in the sky, and snorted, "Do you think I'm a person who doesn't keep my word?"
He is from Guangdong, and his words are very firm. How can he go back on his word
"Don't be anxious, Uncle Master. I have never been far away from home since I was a child. Let's go out with you and take a look."
A lazy voice came from the side. It was Russell, who looked at the surrounding mountains and forests curiously.
To be honest, this is his first time leaving Renjia Town!
If it weren’t for Uncle Simu leading him, Uncle Jiu would never let him out no matter what.
After all, there is chaos and war outside, and there are too many demons and monsters. Although Russell has learned the true teachings from Uncle Nine, sometimes human hearts are more cruel than ghosts!
The worldly affairs are like a big melting pot. If you don't take good care of yourself and let your mind get confused, it will be very difficult for your cultivation.
Pornography, gambling, drugs, power and fame, which one of them is not a steel knife that scrapes bones and takes lives
After hearing what Russell said, Simu didn't say anything else. Instead, he lay back comfortably. This was the most comfortable corpse-driving he had ever experienced!
Why
"The Yin people are on the road, the Yang people give way!"
In the dark forest, lit only by the moon, there was a man with a dull look on his face, waving paper money in his hand.
And behind him, a person with his hands stretched out was jumping up and down. There was not just one person, but a group of people behind him.
It’s just that the one at the head looks different from the ones behind him!
Further back, there are two sedan chairs being carried by eight people, and they don't seem to be moving. If you look closely, you will find that those people are floating forward.
Fortunately it was night, if it was daytime, it would really scare people to death!
"Paper zombies driving corpses. Why didn't I think of this before?"
Simu couldn't help but sigh. He thought that having a paper horse was already a paradise on earth, but he didn't expect that!
At this moment, his face was full of envy. Why didn't he learn how to make paper figures in the first place
Too careless!
Simu shook his head and said, "Little nephew, you go first. I need to go to the bushes to relieve myself. I ate a little too much tonight."
He was chasing corpses in the mountains and forests and hadn't had a big meal for a long time. He finally made it to his senior brother's place and had a meal with his nephew.
This was even better than the imperial banquet, and he gulped down four large bowls.
This was one of the reasons why he agreed to Uncle Jiu's request to bring his little nephew out. Alas, the food smelled so good that I couldn't control myself!
Mm, it smells really good, but my stomach feels a bit uncomfortable.
Fortunately, he practiced the Taoist top secret technique - the technique of the cycle of five grains.
"I can't stand it anymore."
Simu's expression changed drastically. He turned over and ran towards the depths of the forest, as if he wanted to focus on cultivating the tree he liked.
I don’t know which lucky tree it was, but Russell hummed, crossed his legs, and fell into a semi-sleep.
The only downside to following Simu is that you need to adjust to the time difference. As a corpse driver, driving corpses in broad daylight is a bit too scary, so you can only travel at night.
It takes several days to travel from Yizhuang to Simu’s home!
They set out this evening and have walked less than fifty miles so far. If they continue walking at this rate, it will take at least three days to reach the destination.
However, it is not easy to sleep in the mountains. The leaves will rustle when the mountain breeze blows gently.
People who don’t have the courage really won’t be able to sleep!
The second most annoying thing is mosquitoes.
There are not only mosquitoes, there are many insects in the forests in the south. You may find something extra in your mouth while you are sleeping.
But this did not pose a problem for Russell. He took out a talisman from his arms, yawning, but his hands were extremely flexible.
After a while, a frog appeared in Russell's hand. He pondered quietly for a while, folded his hands several times, and then nodded with contentment.
With just a gentle blow, the Frog Prince brand mosquito coil is born!
"Quack doll!"
There was an eerie cry, and a frog about the size of a football plopped down in front of Russell, then lay there quietly.
The eyes move extremely fast, the target is locked, and fire!
Dozens of tongues popped out instantly, catching all the surrounding insects.
Russell nodded contentedly. What a shame! I'm not afraid of a bug biting me.
"It's time to go to bed!"
He adjusted himself to a comfortable sleeping position, stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers, and the entire team immediately slowed down.
But you can't run too fast, otherwise when your uncle has finished relaxing, you'll find he's gone!
"Huh..."
…
“It’s so comfortable!”
Simu came out of the woods contentedly, and finally hummed a little tune. People are very happy during the cycle of reincarnation.
It was so delicious, except that the leaves were a bit spicy and the mosquitoes were quite fierce.
Simu couldn't help but touch it, and in just that short moment, he was bitten more than a dozen times. It was really fucking bad.
He muttered to himself as he rushed forward with the peach wood sword in his hand. Not far away, he saw the sedan chair waiting there, and all his old customers were standing there.
"My junior apprentice brother is still waiting for me." Simu muttered to himself, and when he got closer he realized that there was no one in the sedan.
There was a really huge frog. When it spit out its tongue, it showed more than a dozen tongues, which made people's eyelids twitch!
What kind of monster is this
"Little nephew, stop playing and hurry up." Simu thought of Russell's paper figurine technique and couldn't help but sigh, "Your paper figurine technique is getting better and better, almost catching up with the magical power of transformation!"
And the only voice that responded to him was that one.
"Quack doll."
Simu noticed something was wrong and pushed his glasses up, and the glasses directly emitted a red light.
It really looked like Superman shooting laser eyes, bright red. It was so terrifying to look at that it scared Simu!
The frog was actually made of paper, and not transformed by my junior nephew Russell!
"broken."
The four of them were so shocked that they broke out in cold sweats. Their nephew had been kidnapped. If anything happened to him, this...
An inexplicable panic surged into his heart.
Simu felt his brain go blank and his legs could hardly stand. Where could he go in the middle of the night
Seduced away by a vixen
…
"Big sister, is grandma's house just ahead? I want to drink milk so badly!"
Russell looked up with an innocent face. Now he was just a baby who wanted to drink milk.
In front of him, a woman was giggling. The woman was tall, with a curvy figure and a pretty face. She was wearing a white shirt and had big wavy hair. She looked very beautiful.
"Little brother, grandma's house is just ahead. There are many big sisters there, and one of them is giving you all kinds of milk to drink!"
The woman looked at Russell with greed in her eyes, and even couldn't help licking her sexy red lips with her tongue.
What a handsome baby, such abundant yang energy!
If you raise a baby like this and let it inhale a little bit every day, your life will be like heaven.
She seemed to be thinking of some bad scene, and her face turned red.
So excited!
"There's also grandma, and many older sisters!"
Russell couldn't help but lick his lips.
So excited!
Oh, hehehe, I have to hold it in. I must not laugh, uh, uh.
The woman took Russell for a walk and came to a small town. It was full of lights and people coming and going. It didn't feel like night at all.
"Little brother, hold on tight to your sister, or you'll be squeezed away!"
These sluts are afraid that they will snatch their little babies away.
Russell responded obediently, his eyes full of greed. So many, so many big white legs!
This is not a small town at all, it's clearly a ghost market. The people coming and going all look fake, with only probably a few dozen people.
No, it cannot be said to be a human. To be precise, it should be a ghost, and a female ghost, a beautiful female ghost!
How beautiful is it
Russell's feet made a crunching sound as he saw skulls one after another. At a glance, there were at least eighty of them, if not a hundred.
No need to guess, 99% of the skeletons underground are male!
If it happened in later times, the disappearance of four or five people would be a shocking case, but in such a chaotic era with poorly informed information, it would be bad luck.
Russell laughed happily. The more people died, the stronger the grandma that the female ghost mentioned would be, and the more energy points he would gain!
Anyway, he is not afraid. She doesn't believe that this grandma can reach the Ghost King. If she had reached the Ghost King, Uncle Jiu would have reminded him long ago.
Even the evil spirits would take a detour when they see him!
As long as the enemy is below the Ghost King, Russell is not afraid at all. If he can't beat him, the worst that can happen is that he can just ask for help.
He is now a super second generation. Before leaving, Uncle Jiu gave him several tokens and spoke directly to him.
Don’t be afraid of causing trouble when you are outside. If you get into trouble, just say we are Maoshan. We are Maoshan. Even if we have nothing else, we still have a backer!
There are people below, be tough!
The woman pulled Russell into the town. Everyone in the town looked at Russell with green eyes, full of greed.
The Yang energy of this little baby is much stronger than that of an adult, and he is still young, so he can be raised to adulthood!
If it were a normal person, he would definitely feel scared and tremble when being stared at, but is Russell a normal person
Russell gave a mysterious smile in return, which made the people in the town look at each other in confusion. Maybe this kid has something wrong with his brain
I guess he's seriously ill!
Under the hungry eyes of the crowd, the woman slowly brought Russell to a house. The house was brightly lit and the familiar sign shocked Russell.
"Yihongyuan!"
Russell blinked his eyes. The owner of Yihongyuan was extremely powerful. He had branches in every small town in the universe.
Great, great! On this yellow road, I, Russell, would like to call you the best!
Looking at the lit lanterns, Russell felt a little strange. He came to visit Yihongyuan at such a young age and would play with the older sisters soon. Maybe he set a record.
Are there any people younger than me who come to visit brothels
As soon as he took a step forward, Russell suddenly felt a chill coming towards him. An ordinary person would definitely shrink his neck and feel worried if he saw this!
After all, this is not the future, where people will only think about turning up the air conditioner. In this era, if you suddenly feel cold, you have to be careful.
Maybe a male ghost will come to you to talk about life and ideals, but don’t even think about a female ghost, as the industry is so competitive now!
This is what Russell thought. All the female ghosts gathered here. There weren't so many female ghosts going out to seduce people.
cough!
Students who see ghosts in the future should be careful!
Be careful or your flowers may be in danger.
Russell stepped in and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth. There is such a strong yin energy. It seems that you have a lot of things.
It’s sent!
This is a proper Yihongyuan, with many beautiful young ladies who are dressed in fancy clothes and contribute to the pleasure of others.
This is also an indecent Yihongyuan. No one is sleeping in the middle of the night. The most important thing is that there are only young ladies there, and no men!
Big brother, this is Yihongyuan, who are you trying to fool
You really treat me like a child!
Russell followed behind the woman, who was leading the way, twisting and turning. She gave a look to the people next to her, and they couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.
"Sisters, prepare your red veils. Whoever bumps into you will get a taste of it!"
Suddenly there was a burst of laughter, playfulness and the sound of spring, it was so lively.
"You slut, why are you in such a hurry? A handsome boy like him is my favorite. You should enjoy him. Why should we get our turn?"
"Wow, I love this little brother so much."
"Me too."
The topic became more and more off-topic and more and more serious, which really opened Russell's eyes.
It turns out that women’s driving skills are just as good as men’s, and they drive faster!
The woman leading the way in front of us covered her mouth and laughed, "Little brother, don't listen to their nonsense. When you see grandma later, she will definitely give you some delicious milk."
"Really?"
Russell rubbed his hands excitedly, his sword was already thirsty for energy!
After walking forward for a while, I came to a room. The energy inside was extremely gloomy. It seemed that this was where the grandma was.
“Squeak!”
The door opened and a burly old woman walked out, expressionless on her face and shrouded in black mist.
"Good luck, grandma!"
The woman leading the way knelt down hurriedly, "Grandma, I brought you a very good one, very tender."
"Not bad?" Grandma's voice was hoarse, a cold light flashed in her eyes, and her face became particularly hideous and terrifying.
She simply waved her hand, and the woman kneeling in front of her was instantly knocked against the wall, and her body immediately became illusory.
"Grandma, spare my life!"
The woman was very panicked. She didn't even know what she had done wrong. She had brought back a baby with strong masculine energy and good looks!
Could it be that he thinks the doll is too small and can’t satisfy him
"idiot!"
Grandma looked at Russell with sharp eyes, "The Taoist priests have sneaked in, what a bunch of fools with no vision!"
Taoist priest
The woman lying on the ground was stunned. Not only her, but the entire Yihong Courtyard became quiet in an instant, so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
A black fog came, and in an instant, the bright lights and revelry of Yihong Courtyard faded away, and the young ladies who had been dressed up all revealed horrible faces.
Some had swollen faces, some had ulcerated limbs, and some were missing arms and legs. They all looked at little Russell with grim expressions.
They must be afraid of Taoist priests.
But the little Taoist priest
I heard the ones with magic powers taste even better!
"Little kid, I think you are courting death!" Grandma gave a ferocious smile. She hadn't met a cultivator for a long time, so today she could enjoy a feast.
"Just you, an old woman?"
Old woman!
All the female ghosts were scared, this is grandma's taboo.
Sure enough, grandma's face turned pale, and she said something in a low voice, ruthless and taciturn!
"die!"
A black gas rushed towards Russell.
She wants to kill Russell's entire family, and no one, including the master and the great master, can escape!