"When you're bored, you can go play in the forest. The scenery here is pretty good. You can pick some wild mushrooms and dig some herbs."
At the dining table, three people were eating dinner happily. There were not many dishes, only eight. Seven were made by Russell, and only one had crispy pork skin made by Uncle Simu.
Although it is said that Cantonese people always love to eat Hu Jianren and often kill people for it, their cooking skills are really impeccable!
The meal made by Simu was quite good. Everyone chatted while eating. Although talking was not allowed during the meal, that was in the charity cemetery and in front of Uncle Jiu.
Simu doesn't have so many rules, and this is not a charity cemetery. Otherwise, based on his appearance, he would definitely be scolded by Uncle Jiu.
He was still mumbling, "There's a stream nearby. You can ask Senior Brother Jiale to take you fishing!"
Jiale nodded hurriedly, and started to think in his mind. Since his junior brother is such a good cook, his grilled fish should be good too!
Russell nodded. His uncle was thoughtful. After all, there was nothing in the mountains. It would be boring in a deserted place after a while.
"One more thing!"
Simuhuren's expression became serious, "Stay away from that shameless old monk, and don't have any contact with him."
Little Russell is talented and smart, and is a good candidate for becoming a monk. If he is abducted by the old monk next door, Simu will be in trouble.
When he left, he was a little Taoist priest, and when he came back, he became a little monk!
It depends on whether Uncle Jiu does it or not. You’re done.
Russell nodded, but smiled helplessly in his heart. Taoist Simu and Monk Ikkyu were simply enemies in their previous lives!
One is a Taoist priest and the other is a monk. As for the saying that people with different beliefs cannot work together, sometimes the true nature of Taoism can even kill people.
The two of them lived together, and got along quite well, except that occasionally one of them liked playing around a little, teasing the other a little, or watching the other make a fool of himself a little.
Thinking of the fights and stabbings between Taoist Simu and Master Ikkyu, Russell almost couldn't help laughing out loud.
If they were really enemies, he even suspected that they were born in the wrong body in their previous life. It was more appropriate for a man and a woman to play around like this.
But no matter what you think, you definitely can't say that!
Luo Su directly reached out and patted his chest, "Uncle Master, don't worry, I understand this matter. If he says anything, I will just chant sutras and not listen!"
No matter how Simu tries to trick the old monk, he will stand firmly on Simu's side. This is called political correctness.
Don't be a person with your elbows pointing outwards!
Sure enough, looking at Russell's serious expression, Simu nodded with satisfaction. He is indeed worthy of being my beloved nephew.
He is not only talented and handsome, but also very smart. Unlike his silly apprentice Jiale, every time he has a fight with Ikkiu, he not only cannot help, but also helps!
Simu's eyes rolled and he had a little thought in his mind. Now his nephew was an eighth-level master, and he himself was a ninth-level master.
Isn't it easy for two people to beat one Ikkyu
hey-hey!
Simu narrowed his eyes and felt that the meat in front of him was becoming more and more fragrant. Tomorrow, when the old monk beats the wooden fish, he would use his head as the wooden fish.
If I can't do it, I will slaughter the sheep in the yard tomorrow and make soup with the sheep's head.
Simu became happier and happier as he thought about it. He looked at Russell cheerfully with a very kind expression, "Russell, come to my room later. I have a big treasure to show you, Uncle Master!"
Have a big baby
Russell was stunned for a moment, then he came to his senses. This should be the Palm Thunder Secret that his master mentioned.
Taoism's one-on-one thunder method, one palm to kill one kid!
"good."
Russell nodded directly and continued to eat. He knew it clearly in his heart, but Jiale's eyes were particularly strange.
I seem to have discovered some incredible secret. Hiss, would Master secretly eat delicious food with Junior Brother without telling me
Dinner ended with Jiale looking at him strangely. Simu told Jiale to clear the table and clean up the room.
Little Russell might have to stay with him for several more days!
At least we have to wait until he finishes his work before sending him back.
"This is the palm thunder!"
Simu brought Russell to his room, patted his bed, and moved out two large boxes.
Then, under Russell's stunned eyes, Simu struggled to find a secret book from a pile of yellow croakers.
Although I have known for a long time that Simu is very rich and Russell himself is not short of money, it is still very shocking to see so much money in front of him!
The feeling of having 100 million in cash in front of you is definitely different.
Just like when Russell spent money before, he would hesitate for a long time before spending a dollar. But after he got a mobile phone, he would never hesitate to buy beautiful clothes for young ladies.
By the end of the month, the consequences were serious, as a line from a lyric says.
Empty!
"Uncle Master, you are so rich."
Russell looked at Simu seriously, and Simu immediately became modest, "It's just so-so, just over 200 large yellow croakers, I don't have much money."
"More than two hundred large yellow croakers?"
Russell thought quietly for a moment. A large yellow croaker weighed five taels, and in the Republic of China, one catty was sixteen taels. That means a large yellow croaker would only weigh three taels in later times.
More than two hundred large yellow croakers weigh more than six hundred taels, or sixty kilograms.
It seems that Simu is not humble!
Russell nodded, looking at the somewhat complacent Simu, a smirk flashed across his lips, and he said innocently, "Uncle Master, you are right. Compared to the master, you really don't have much money!"
They were all stunned. He was just being humble, just a little bit of Versailles, how come it suddenly went wrong
He looked puzzled. In his impression, Uncle Jiu never charged others a lot of money and often helped people in the town, so he couldn't save much money at all.
Is Uncle Nine very rich
They all sneered, thinking that the young nephew must be ignorant and had never seen the world, so he was just talking nonsense.
If Uncle Jiu had money, I would commit suicide by swallowing feces!
"Just half a month ago, a piece of top-quality Huangshan stone suddenly fell from the sky and hit the master's yard directly. It was a huge piece!"
Top quality Huangshan stone
Simu's heart skipped a beat and he immediately had a bad feeling. He was just making a bet, not trying to get free food and drinks, and he didn't want to commit suicide by swallowing feces.
"Yes... yes..." Cold sweat broke out on Simu's forehead, and his voice was trembling. "How big is it?"
"Um."
Russell stretched out his little finger, then pinched his thumb there, revealing the tip of his little finger, "Just a little bit!"
A little bit
Simu couldn't help but laugh, and he heaved a sigh of relief. How many of the stones falling from the sky could there be, even if they were top-quality Huangshan stones
It seems that this feces cannot be swallowed!
"Hahaha!"
Simu was laughing with his hands on his hips, and then he saw Russell pointing at the box of yellow croakers with his left hand and gesturing with his right hand.
"Uncle Master, that's about all you have!"
Russell's thumb was seen moving up on his little finger, from the little finger to the nail, from the nail to the nail cover, and finally stopping at the last little bit.
“Just a little bit!”
Simu: The clown is actually me
He swallowed and asked tremblingly, "Yes... How many are there? Tell me the exact number!"
"Probably more than ten tons!"
“Bang!”
"Hey, Uncle Master, why did you fall down? Uncle Master, please don't die, Uncle Master!"
Simu rolled his eyes and suddenly felt that his apprentice was relatively okay. Although he was a little bit of a jerk, he was not as annoying as little Russell.
When he thought of the money he had saved over the years, he also thought of the top-quality Huangshan stone that his uncle had obtained one day.
He also thought of the past few days when Uncle Jiu was crying poor in front of him.
Simu couldn't help but cover his chest, "Brother, you have changed!"
…
After a 'slight' blow to the four-eyed Versailles, Russell whistled out of the residence and found an empty place.
To practice Taoism normally, one must be in a closed environment, light Taoist incense, concentrate and calm down to avoid being disturbed by others.
But Russell is different!
Because he is a genius!
He didn't even turn it over, but directly slapped his palm on the Palm Thunder Secret Book, "Deep Blue, add some points!"
…
Nothing happened.
Russell coughed awkwardly. As a mature system, you can't learn by yourself!
Oh!
Russell looked down on the trash Deep Blue in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart that this name was given by himself, but it was not as good as the original version of Lu Sheng Beast.
When you have the ability, take his thing away.
Let’s set a small goal first!
Russell opened the secret book of palm thunder and sat cross-legged on a large smooth rock, not that he wanted to sit cross-legged.
The main reason was that his legs were too short and the rock was too high, so he could only sit cross-legged.
After carefully looking at the palm thunder, Russell saw a hint in front of him.
"Do you want to learn Palm Thunder?"
"yes!"
A mysterious piece of knowledge appeared in Russell's mind, and the key points of various palm thunders were displayed one by one. He suddenly realized what was going on.
He also knows the thunder method. There are few Taoists who don't know the thunder method.
Almost everyone can do it, but that doesn’t mean everyone is good at it!
Just like everyone can play King of Glory, but few are as good as me? I am a Glory King with a hundred stars.
Russell couldn't help but feel a little smug. A hero never brags about his past achievements. When he was attacking 101 stars late at night, he was beaten by Zhao Yun and quit the Internet from then on.
Zhao Yun is extremely flexible. I guess he is a junior high school student like me. Well, junior high school student YYDs!
The ones who cheated people were primary school students and female college students!
Russell closed his eyes, quietly experiencing the palm thunder he had just obtained. As he continued to add points, his understanding of the palm thunder became deeper and deeper, and the mysteries of various thunder techniques emerged in his mind.
The more he understood, the more Russell felt that he had been clumsy before, and the Yang Wu Lei he used was simply fancy!
Palm thunder, concentrated magic power, precise control, instantaneous explosion, extremely powerful.
If the previous Yang Wu Lei was a toothpick!
So now the palm thunder is simply a cannon!
Don’t you know which one to choose? If you are a man, choose the last one.
Russell took a deep breath, looked around, and finally found a very suitable victim, no, experimental subject.
A tree of neither big nor small!
If the tree is too thick or too big, Russell is afraid that he won't be able to penetrate it. If the tree is too thin...
"Palm Thunder!"
Russell's face was serious. He pointed his palm at the tree. A white light flashed and instantly blew up a tree five or six meters away. His upper body broke directly onto the ground with a bang.
This left him stunned. This was even more powerful than the Barrett sniper rifle he had seen in TV dramas before!
That’s not right. They are shooting from a long distance. We are so close, so we can’t compare like this!
That’s not right, Russell couldn’t help but refute himself. He was only at the eighth level of a human teacher and his cultivation was still low.
If I reach the level of Earth Master, then Heaven Master, or even above Heaven Master in the future, how powerful will the palm thunder be by then
Maybe one strike could blow someone’s head off from eight hundred miles away!
Russell nodded. As expected, TV dramas are documentaries, not all of them are lies.
Speaking of cultivation, Russell thought about it. It has been a while since he reached the eighth level of human master. He has been working hard all the time. It shouldn't be too much to upgrade, right
When Russell thought of Simu's questioning look after seeing him reach the ninth level of human master, he couldn't help but smile.
You have to know that your poor uncle has been practicing for more than ten years, but now he is easily caught up by an eight-year-old child.
emmm…
Please understand the shadow in Uncle Simu’s heart!
untie:
This question is so difficult, I can’t do it, I really can’t!
"hey-hey!"
Russell does what he says. The more advanced the practice, the more energy points are needed. Each level up is almost like crossing a chasm. Of course, this is only for serious people.
Is he a serious person? Russell is a hardworking little genius!
“Add some more!”
In an instant, a sour and refreshing feeling came over him, and Russell felt as if he was soaking in a hot spring, feeling extremely comfortable.
It was a comfortable feeling, as if there were many small hands touching me, and there seemed to be sweet voices in my ears.
Cultivating immortals is extremely joyful!
But the pleasure came and went quickly, and I didn’t know if I could last three minutes.
Russell felt it quietly, and suddenly opened his eyes. A faint electric light flashed in his eyes. He found that he seemed to have become a lot whiter, and even seemed to have grown taller.
"good!"
Russell was somewhat delighted. Due to his congenital deficiency, he grew slower than normal children, but now he was almost catching up.
Come on, if he grows a few more years older, he will be about 1.3 meters tall, and it won’t be long before he will surpass his height in his previous life.
Delicious!
Russell was in a very good mood at this time. He just stretched out his finger, and with a flash of lightning, a black pheasant fell from the sky.
Pies may not fall from the sky, but chickens may fall from the sky.
“How can a fisherman not fish?”
Russell picked up the chicken and looked at the stream beside him, grinning mischievously. The stream was very clear, and there were many fish swimming around in it!
This is a pure natural, pollution-free, environmentally friendly, big and fat fish.
Russell didn't bring a fishing rod, but you don't need a fishing rod to fish.
He squatted down slowly and reached his hand in. With a crackling sound, more than a dozen fish floated up with their white bellies turned up.
I told you, Tianyuan is no match for him when it comes to fishing!