"… "
"… "
Simu was staring at Jiale at this moment, while on the other side of the table, Russell blinked innocently and waved his hands helplessly, "Isn't it just the ninth level of the human teacher? Do you two need to worry about it?"
Jiale lowered his head silently. Facing such ultimate Versailles, cosmic boxing, he said he could not withstand it.
I can only lower my head silently to express that I am jealous.
I have practiced hard for so many years and finally reached the second level of a human teacher. He originally thought he was okay, but the result was compared with Russell.
Jiale feels that he is such a good cook that he can’t even compare to a kid.
There should be no one in this world who is worse than me.
He was doubting his life, and Simu was not much better. The corners of his mouth twitched a little, although he had a premonition, after all, Russell was a genius.
But he never expected that Russell would catch up with him in just a few days!
"Eat, eat!" Simu quickly picked up a piece of fish and changed the subject awkwardly. He now understood the suffering of his senior brother.
Sometimes, teaching a talented apprentice is really not that comfortable and it’s easy to be discouraged!
After dinner, Russell returned to his room to rest. After all, traveling in the mountains, even though he was floating, it was still not as comfortable as sleeping in a bed.
It’s not that he is used to his bed, but the sedan chair is too small and he can’t sleep while hugging his paper wife.
It was just nightfall and Russell hadn't fallen asleep yet when he heard a faint dripping sound. Then the sound became louder and louder, mixed with clanging sounds!
He was puzzled for a moment, and then suddenly realized that it should be Master Ikkyu from next door who was doing evening lessons there.
The room I live in is quite far from his, so I can't hear it clearly, but the clanging sound is indeed irritating.
This is when he is sleeping. If he were to concentrate on practicing, how could he concentrate
Russell suddenly felt some sympathy for Simu. In such an environment, it was inevitable that he would go crazy and go straight to play a prank on Master Ikkyu.
However, although Ikkyu is a vegetarian, he is not a vegetarian. Simu tried to get him but failed and got himself pregnant instead!
Russell turned over and tried to cover his ears with the quilt, but the sound of the wooden fish was still very clear.
That wooden fish should be a top-notch magic instrument, which has the effect of shocking people's souls and exorcising ghosts. People who practice Buddhism can even help them concentrate and calm their minds.
But it is not so friendly to those who practice Taoism!
If a cute little girl approaches you and acts coquettishly towards you, you will definitely be in a good mood, or at least you won't be angry.
But if there are seven or eight Qiao Biluos yelling at you and looking at you from time to time, you will probably spit out yesterday's meal.
The more Russell listened, the more upset he felt. He stared with his eyes wide open, and suddenly he wanted to be possessed by his ancestor and beat the monk up severely.
After thinking about it, he felt that what he did was a bit impolite. After all, Master Ikkyu was a good friend of Uncle Simu. If he hurt him, Brother Simu would be heartbroken!
Besides, beating people directly is not Russell’s style. Russell only likes to perform salvation.
He lay on the bed thinking quietly, and suddenly he thought of a good idea. The main reason he couldn't sleep was because he was upset!
"The Art of Purifying the Mind and Relieving Desires with Paper Figures!"
Russell swung the paper figure in his hand, a white light flashed on it, and he stuck it directly to his forehead.
This time, he didn't lick it because it was bitter.
As soon as the paper man possessed Russell, he suddenly became free of desires and felt at peace. The originally irritating sound of the wooden fish also seemed particularly pleasant, as if it were a lullaby.
After a while, he fell asleep!
Russell slept peacefully, but Simu could not.
Who made him not know how to make paper figures
Simu looked for a bunch of things, like small bowls, cotton and even wicks, but no matter what he used to cover his ears, the sound of the wooden fish seemed to penetrate everywhere!
It sounded particularly crisp and rhythmic to his ears.
If a Buddhist hears this rhythm, nine out of ten times he will be very excited, put his hands together, sit up and listen quietly.
This is the Sanskrit sound of the Buddhist and Taoist masters, which is very rare.
But these things are annoying to Simu. He just wants peace and quiet and sleep!
The sound of the wooden fish continued, and was even mixed with the sound of some chanting, which entered Simu's ears particularly clearly.
“It’s so noisy!”
Simu went berserk and started a thrilling battle with Master Ikkyu, while Russell turned over and fell into a sound sleep.
"Oh, uncle, what happened?"
"Humph, I was tricked by the old monk next door last night. I was so pissed off!!"
The next morning, Russell looked at Simu, who had a constipated face, trembling legs, and was almost fainting.
A strange smell came, and he couldn't help but cover his nose with his hand, "Ah, Uncle Master, you didn't fall into the toilet last night, did you?"
"Want to eat and drink in there?"
This was an obvious mockery, and Simu rolled his eyes helplessly, saying in a bad tone, "You little bastard, why don't you come and help your uncle."
My dear little nephew has turned into a little bastard. His treatment has dropped so fast!
Russell looked at Simu, who was unsteady and almost sitting on the ground, but he didn't care about the matter. He still had a big heart.
"well!"
Russell shook his head and slapped a paper man on Simu's face. Simu shuddered and made an obscene sound.
“Ah… Good, so good!”
Simu felt very comfortable because the paper man worked very quickly and the feeling of exhaustion he had just had disappeared in an instant.
It is simply a man's magic weapon. Men say they love it when they see it, and women say they like it when they see it.
nice one!
"Junior apprentice brother, I have to rely on you at the critical moment." Simu gave a thumbs up. This boy is much more reliable than his own apprentice.
Although Jiale is not as bad as Qiu Sheng and Wencai, he is not very useful anyway.
He felt refreshed and full of energy at the moment. "No, I can't swallow this. I'm going to beat up that old monk again."
It was obvious that Simu suffered a loss in yesterday's fight.
Having said that, he was about to go again in a rage. Russell hurriedly pulled him back, saying that if he went again, he might have to use up another paper man when he came back.
That’s a treasure, one less if you use one!
"Uncle Master, Uncle Master, calm down. There's an old saying that goes, 'It takes a hundred years to be together.'" Russell glanced at her, "You two bickering lovers, I don't know how many years it took you to be together!"
"Bah!"
This nonsense directly caused Simu's contempt. Even if he died or jumped off the cliff, he would never admit that he and Ikkiu were bickering lovers.
Simu was just about to mutter something to prove his innocence when he suddenly noticed something strange.
He turned his head and looked carefully at his dear little nephew, whose face was ruddy and eyes were bright, appearing particularly smart.
That's not normal!
"Did you fall asleep yesterday?" Simu didn't see any sign of staying up late on Russell's face. This was simply unreasonable.
He scratched his head with his hand, full of confusion. To a monk's ears, the sound of the wooden fish struck by Ikkyu was much louder than that of thunder!
Jiale can sleep soundly because his magic power is too low. In other words, he is a noob and it doesn't have much effect on him.
But the nephew has already reached the ninth level of the human master. It is impossible for him to be unaffected with such a level of cultivation. Simu himself has been adapting for so many years but still can’t adapt, and the nephew
"I fell asleep!"
Russell nodded and said seriously, "It's actually very simple. As long as you keep your mind calm, the sound of the wooden fish played by the master is quite pleasant to the ears. With it, I sleep more soundly!"
A calm mind...
Simu chuckled. It sounds simple, but it is not so easy to do.
How is it possible to close your eyes and think of nothing
It's ok if he's not too worldly-wise, but for someone like him who's used to the world of pleasure, it's impossible for him to be calm. If he could be calm, he would just swallow his shit...
Simu was thinking about it when he suddenly felt his thigh being slapped. Then his whole body shivered and he entered a strange state.
Without desires or requests, the mind is as calm as still water, without any distractions.
Well, I was wrong. Fortunately, I didn’t finish my sentence just now.
Simu had never felt the world so bright. Just at this moment, he faintly heard the sound of a wooden fish!
This is the monk Ikkyu doing his morning prayers next door.
Simu listened quietly. For the first time, he felt that the old monk's wooden fish was so pleasant to the ears and he was not as annoyed as before.
"this… "
Simu couldn't help but be moved. If he had such a good thing, he wouldn't have suffered so much before.
And I didn’t have to occupy the toilet yesterday, I defecated all night long!
Thinking of this, Simu looked at his nephew Russell with resentment. His nephew had such a good thing, but he didn't take it out earlier.
I suspect you did it on purpose, wanting to make fun of yourself!
But looking at Russell's innocent eyes, Simu hesitated again. Did he wrongly accuse little Russell
He is still a child!
"call."
The paper man brought an effect quickly, but it also left quickly. The paper man stuck on the four-eyed man's legs quickly burned into ashes and fell to the ground.
Simu's heart, as calm as still water, could no longer remain calm, and the sound of beating the wooden fish entered his ears once again.
Familiar recipe, familiar taste, still just as annoying!
Simu rubbed his hands together and looked at Russell with a charming expression, "My little nephew, look at how pitiful I am."
As he spoke, he wiped his tears with his sleeve, "I was bullied by the unscrupulous monk next door recently. I am so sad~"
Were you bullied by a monk
Russell looked strange. It was unknown where Uncle Simu learned his acting skills, but the acting skills of these two brothers were simply passed down from generation to generation.
"Uncle Master, these are just small matters. I will definitely help you, but!"
Russell chuckled, stretched out his right hand, and rubbed his thumb and index finger skillfully. Everyone was stunned. Why did this action look familiar
He thought about it carefully, and then he remembered that this was always the case when Uncle Jiu cheated him in the past.
Haha, they are worthy of being master and disciple, like master, like disciple!
Uncle Nine is a sinister and narrow-minded person, and Russell has learned a lot from him.
I fell into the trap of this master and disciple. When I was young, I was cheated by the senior brother, and now I am cheated by the senior brother's disciple.
Simu nodded with tears in his eyes. Just cheat him. He has money anyway!
"Dangdangdang, uncle, I have already prepared it. This is the magic weapon I prepared for purifying the mind and eliminating desires. As long as you have it, you will be able to sleep well in the future."
Si Mu was overjoyed, but when he saw clearly what was in Russell's hand, his face froze and he was completely dumbfounded.
Russell was holding a hat, which looked nice, but the color was a little... green
Simu felt strange, but when he saw the innocent look on his junior apprentice nephew's face, he suddenly felt a little ashamed.
It's just a green hat, just wear it yourself, you are the one who wants to be dirty!
Simu gritted his teeth, took the green hat from Russell's hand, put it on his head, and, you know what, the effect was amazing.
The familiar feeling from before came back, my mentality was calm and my heart was as still as still water, and the originally annoying sound of the wooden fish suddenly became pleasant!
“This is a nice hat…”
Simu looked a little happy, and Russell was grinning. If one wanted to live a decent life, he had to have some green on his head.
He would never admit that he cheated on Simu because he called him a little bastard!
You have a big heart, okay? Don't listen to the rumors outside!
Simu was in a good mood at this moment. She was looking at herself happily in front of the mirror with a green hat on. Who was the man in the mirror and why was he so handsome
At this time, Jiale walked in, "Master, everything is ready."
Simu slapped his head suddenly, "Oh no, I was so busy fighting with Ikkiu yesterday that I forgot that I have to send the client back today!"
The sky is getting brighter now. In a few hours, the sun will come out, and then it will be inconvenient for the zombies to move around.
Although these customers will not give bad reviews, their families will definitely not be happy if they are not sent home, and we will definitely not get paid.
"Uncle Master, is it far?"
"It's not far away, just a few nearby villages and a town!"
“I want to go too!”
Russell's eyes lit up. There was nothing fun in this mountain. If he went out to take a look, what if he encountered some ghost
He learned the palm technique yesterday and improved his skill to a higher level, which cost him a lot of energy points, although he still has some left now.
But who would complain about having too much of this
He just wanted to liberate those female ghosts as quickly as possible and send them to the underworld to enjoy happiness!
That's 007, which is simply a blessing. You can work overtime all day without having to sleep or eat. The capitalists are jealous when they see it.
Simu did not refuse and took Russell with him directly. They arrived at several small villages nearby in just over ten minutes.
He could have delivered it late at night, but it was particularly scary at this time of night, so he didn't go into the village in the end. He could see clearly during the day, and he felt more at ease.
A row of zombies were jumping around. People who occasionally saw them were not surprised, but greeted Simu enthusiastically.
Simu is the most famous corpse driver in the area. He also works part-time as a ghost catcher and monster hunter.
The deliveries to the first few houses went smoothly. After a while, the sun came out and Simu led the remaining zombies directly into an empty house.
That was where he usually rested, and he bought it. Houses were cheap anyway!
When the sun sets but it is still light, and he delivers the remaining bodies, his mission will be accomplished.
Simu was chatting with Russell for a while when another person broke in from the door and said in a panic, "Master Simu, my father ran away!"
Just run, Simu was puzzled at first, and soon his face became stiff.
Because he remembered that he seemed to have been to his house to deliver the corpse just now.
…
Simu and Russell looked at each other in confusion. A person who had been dead for many days ran away
Isn't this a zombie
"Go find your father!"
Where is Daddy