When Russell and Simu arrived, the yard was already surrounded by people. Some of them were holding kitchen knives, some were holding hoes, and they were looking around with horror.
It seems to be afraid of something terrible.
Russell also noticed something strange, that is, these people all covered their noses with their hands at the same time.
What's going on
When they got closer, Russell finally understood why they covered their noses, because it was so stinky!
Why is that canned herring two orders of magnitude more delicious? It's just like cooking durian in a microwave.
Simu couldn't bear it any longer, but he was more experienced, so he took out two balls of cotton from his arms and stuffed them directly into his nose.
This is what was left over from plugging his ears yesterday. He didn’t expect it would come in handy today!
"Hmph, little lion, are you okay?" With cotton stuffed in his nose, Simu's voice sounded a little strange.
Russell would definitely not refuse, the lethality of this thing is comparable to that of biological weapons!
I stuffed my nose with cotton and immediately felt much better.
"The Taoist priest is coming!! The Taoist priest is coming!!"
Most people in the yard didn't know Simu, but there were always a few who knew him. In fact, it didn't matter if they didn't know him, because Simu was wearing a Taoist robe.
This is the rule of the corpse-carrying profession. A corpse-carrying person must wear a Taoist robe, otherwise he or she will be easily beaten. Don’t ask why…
Normal people would be scared when seeing corpse drivers driving zombies, but there are always a few stupid, brave, and foolish ones who just pick up shovels and hammer.
Just put on the Taoist robe, at least people will know you are a human being.
"Master, thank you for your help!" A man bravely came to Simu and told him in detail about the strange things that happened this morning.
This morning, Simu rushed back his second uncle who had died in a foreign land. The whole family had been waiting there and the coffin was ready.
Although they had been mentally prepared, they still couldn't help crying when they saw their second uncle's body.
Crying is a human thing, if you don’t cry, it’s an accident!
After all, this is your loved one who has passed away. If you don't shed some tears, you may risk talking about him or her behind your back.
It is generally easy for women to shed tears, but it is difficult for men to shed tears. However, this does not pose a problem for the smart Chinese guys.
You just need to look up at the sun for a while and howl a few times, but there will be some side effects, such as blurry vision.
There is another little trick to bring tears to your eyes. Think about your wallet, your poor childhood, poor youth, poor middle age, and poor old age. Won't tears start flowing
Russell still remembered a method taught by his uncle, but it was not for humans, but for old oxen.
The purpose is to obtain cow tears and open the eyes of ordinary people. Just add a little more salt to the cow's water, and they will be moved to shed tears to repay you.
But you have to run faster, otherwise your waist will be damaged. Bull horn massage is still quite powerful.
It was supposed to be a sad funeral, but as they were crying, they found their second uncle standing up from inside.
He didn't stand up either. Something behind him pushed him up, and there was a sharp chewing sound.
Everyone was frightened at the time. The scream scared the black shadow away and also took my second uncle away with it.
The young man next to him had a sad face, because that was his father!
When he encountered such a strange thing, he was really scared in his heart. After all, that was his biological father who raised him and they had a very deep relationship.
The young man couldn't help but look sad. Dad, it's not that I'm unfilial, it's just that the other party is too weird. I can't afford to offend your son, so I can't avenge you, old man!
Starting tomorrow, I will change my surname. From now on, you and I will be no longer related as father and son. I can only avenge you in my next life!
"We saw the black shadow clearly. It looked particularly creepy." The crowd had no idea what was going on in the young man's mind and continued to talk to the four eyes about the horrifying scene.
The black shadow looked like an old man, with one head but two faces. He was crawling on the ground. He had a very big mouth and very sharp teeth. His hands looked like human hands, but they were just bones.
It has two legs that look like an animal's, as if they were torn off from somewhere and pieced together on its body.
He was bleeding, with black water coming out of his mouth, and his whole body was emitting a foul odor.
As everyone described the situation, Simu and Russell became more and more confused, and masks of pain appeared on their faces.
What the hell is this
Simu and Russell looked at each other. Please forgive them, but what these people said was getting more and more weird. It was really hard to imagine the original appearance from the description.
Never believe what others say, because you never know how they will describe something!
Russell has a deep understanding of this point. When he was learning to paint, he had never seen a tiger, so he imagined one in his imagination.
Then the teacher chased him with a broom and beat him across three streets, from Baicao Garden to Sanwei Book House.
Pooh!
Isn’t it just putting lolita clothes on the tiger? It’s not too much to have a cat girl and a tiger girl, right
Simu was obviously misled. He touched his chin, hesitated for a long time, and then kicked the ball to Russell.
"Little nephew, what do you think about this matter?"
"I think it's a dirty, smelly water monkey!"
Russell could only try his best to imagine something very close.
"Water monkeys will steal corpses?"
Simu scratched his head, feeling that it was a little unreliable and extremely confusing. It had two faces, sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, and walked on the ground. It had human hands and animal feet, and it also emitted a foul smell.
hiss!
I really can't think of it.
Simu waved his hands helplessly. Everyone looked at him with some contempt and started to discuss in low voices.
He looked around from time to time with a doubtful look on his face. Is this Taoist priest in front of him really reliable
They have said it so clearly, why can't they determine what that monster is? What else can this Taoist be but a waste
"snort!"
Russell felt a little unhappy. By doubting Uncle Simu, you are slapping him in the face. Slapping him in the face is slapping me in the face.
I helped you with good intentions, so if you don't thank me, that would be fine, but your suspicious look is so hurtful.
Don’t think I can’t hear your whispers, I have very sharp ears!
Russell snorted with disdain in his heart. Sometimes people are just mean. They have to beg others for help before they think others are good, but they will look down on those who get close to them.
"Uncle Master, this is a bit difficult. Let's go back to the charity cemetery and ask the master for help!"
Russell said deliberately, blinking imperceptibly, and the four people immediately understood what he meant. He did not expose it, but continued to cooperate with the performance.
Good people are often bullied, and sometimes there is a method to doing good things.
Simu shouted loudly, "Yes, yes, my senior brother has to take care of this matter. Let's come back in ten days!"
"What?"
When I came back a dozen days later, the people around me were suddenly in a turmoil. God knew what that thing was.
If the Taoist priest in front of them left, what would ordinary people like them use to fight back
They are really just talking, just talking!
"Master, Master, don't go, don't go." Everyone became anxious in an instant, and their attitude changed 180 degrees. Some people even hugged Simu's thighs directly and almost knelt down to beg for mercy.
No matter how that thing is removed, they will have no way to live. Who knows if that thing will come over and hug your thigh and take a few bites when you say you want to go to bed in the middle of the night!
They could see clearly that the dead uncle was bitten to pieces in someone's mouth.
"Master, Master, we want more money!"
As if they were afraid that Simu would give up and run away, the people present quickly collected several silver dollars and a few hundred copper coins and stuffed them directly into Simu's hands.
Russell snorted. He looked down on free things and would only look up to them if they paid for them.
He didn't dwell on it any more, he just couldn't stand it and wanted to teach them a lesson, "Besides that ghost thing, has anything else weird happened here recently?"
It's really hard to guess what it is just based on people's descriptions.
As for the black liquid left by that damn thing, Russell couldn't help but shrug his nose. He would never touch that stuff unless it was absolutely necessary!
Dear Uncle Simu, I have confidence in you!
I know you are definitely not afraid of the stink, you are so brave!
Soon, Russell extracted a very key piece of information from everyone's discussions, which was that they had heard strange noises behind the house for several days.
It was the middle of the night and there was a cemetery behind the house. What was the strange noise
No one dared to go to the back to look.
What everyone said made sense. There was nothing in the tomb anyway, nothing worth seeing.
Knowing that there was a strange noise behind him, he still ran to check. Isn't that stupid
What if there's something dirty behind it
What if there is something soul-seeking later
What if there is someone behind who needs my life
What if there is a monster behind it
After listening to this, Russell couldn't help but sigh, "I am not alone. The way of Gou has been carried forward. If the protagonists of horror movies could be like them, there would probably be no follow-up."
Although he was feeling emotional, Russell discussed with Simu and decided to go to the back to take a look first, if they couldn't find any clues there.
At that time, they decided by playing rock-paper-scissors. Whoever lost would use the unknown black liquid with a foul smell on the ground to look for the trace of that ghost thing!
The group headed back. Although they were a little timid, they felt at ease with Four Eyes around and a large number of people.
Anyway, there are so many people here, so if something happens, we can just turn around and run as long as we run fast.
Hehehehe!
Then a strange scene happened. As a group of people were walking, Simu walked to the front.
He turned back depressedly, seeing his junior nephew and a group of people hanging far behind!
Strange, what are they doing
Simu was a little confused and shook his head. He couldn't understand what they were thinking!
There is only one road leading to the cemetery behind. Simu was walking alone in front, but he didn't take the wrong road.
Russell followed from a distance, not because he was afraid of any monsters or demons, but mainly because those things were too disgusting and he really didn't want to get close to them.
If she got a little bit of it on her, she would feel like she was not clean at all.
"father!"
As soon as they entered the cemetery, everyone's faces changed. It turned out that pits appeared one after another on the graves in the cemetery, revealing the pale bones inside.
Those are their ancestors!
Suddenly, the cemetery was filled with wailing and various sounds of people crying for their parents.
Simu squatted on the ground with a solemn expression and looked carefully. There were clear claw marks on the grave. The coffin was half open and the body inside was gone.
The black water remaining beside the coffin, as well as the scattered bones and flesh, proved that something bad had happened here.
Then think about what those people said before, and the chewing sound they heard.
Simu gradually had the answer in his mind.
At this time, Russell came over. He observed the terrain. Because this place was a cemetery, there was a lot of yin energy, but he didn't see any ghostly aura.
Isn’t it a ghost
"Uncle Master, do you have the answer?" Russell couldn't help but ask when he saw the four people's enlightened look.
He looked at it several times but couldn't find any clues.
"It should be a corpse demon!"
"Corpse?"
What the hell is this? I've never heard of it!
Simu pondered for a moment, "People are divided into good and bad people, corpses are divided into zombies and dead bodies. Zombies are people with one extra breath, and corpse monsters are monsters with one extra breath."
"But most likely it's a spiritual animal that died suddenly. If they hold their grudges and keep their breath, they will easily turn into a corpse monster."
"Corpse demons are usually irrational and still retain their habits from before they died. Judging from the claw marks, it's most likely a wild dog."
The claw marks are sharp and powerful, very similar to dog's claws and wolf's claws, but wolves do not have the habit of eating carrion.
Simu couldn't help rubbing his forehead with his hand, "Now there is a problem, how to lure out that corpse demon?"
Corpse demons like to eat corpses. The best way to lure them out is to find a corpse with a foul odor, the stinkier the better.
But now, where can Simu find the corpse
This pile of graves had long been cleared out, and his customers could not be moved. If they were damaged, Simu would not only get bad reviews, but also have to pay compensation!
As for borrowing a corpse from someone else's house
Do you know how a slap makes a loud sound? Do you know how a slap makes a loud sound
Simu was frowning, and Russell beside him suddenly spoke faintly, "Uncle Master, do you remember a sentence?"
"What?"
"A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat, a dog travels a hundred miles to eat..."
Four eyes: (?)
…
The smell of Aoli Gei is very strong, especially after adding special formula, its fragrance spreads far and wide.
Everyone in the village was scared away by the stench, but the effect was good. The corpse demon drooled black and pounced on them on all fours.
Although its face was already rotten, you could still feel its excitement. It had been a long time since it had such a feast!
Russell pinched his nose with his left hand and pointed his right hand at the corpse demon. He was just about to use the palm thunder to reincarnate it, but in the end he stopped and beat it half to death and put it into the paper man.
He thought of a good idea.
"Paper Man-Corpse Demon: Dog
Origin: This was a wild dog that had been wandering for a long time. It gradually became spiritual. Suddenly one day, it died of illness. It felt very unwilling to die, so it came back to life and became a corpse demon.
Ability: Eat shit. When it turns into a corpse demon, it has a very good appetite and can eat more than ten kilograms in one meal. You don’t have to clean the toilet in your house anymore!
Spell: Oli Gei! "
Russell's face turned dark and he almost cursed out loud. He knew this skill was unreliable, but he didn't expect it to be this unreliable!
But he endured it, because he wanted to try a function he had never used before. He had no energy points and had never tried it before.
"Do you want to spend 100 energy points to deduce the paper man - corpse demon: dog?"
"yes."
"Paper Man-Corpse Demon: Some strange changes have occurred to the dog!"
"It's getting stronger and my appetite is getting better!"
"It gave birth to a strange ability, silence."
"Silence: The whole body emits a foul odor, making the opponent unwilling to speak, limbs weak, nausea and vomiting, and combat effectiveness greatly reduced. No one can be immune if their strength is less than three small stages!"
"Note: The killing range is extremely large and does not distinguish between friend and foe. Remember to avoid it!"
Russell touched his chin and looked at this strange skill. He couldn't help laughing. He seemed to have discovered the true use of Deep Blue.
ps: I am still short of a few votes, 900 monthly votes today, haha, no need to update today, tomorrow should be enough, but it is tomorrow's matter, hehe!
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