Uncle Jiu had a good idea. After all, compared to his two apprentices, Wencai and Qiu Sheng, Russell was simply too perfect!
He is diligent and willing to learn, has a natural intelligence, can distinguish right from wrong, and has a good character. He is not like those who, once they have power, act recklessly and kill innocent people.
Uncle Jiu is becoming more and more satisfied with Russell, except that he occasionally feels that he is a little weird and always talks to the paper man.
He thought, although the paper man is pretty, he can't have children. If this goes on for a long time, he won't like women anymore. What should he do
Will I start to like female ghosts, female fairies, or female fairies in the future
well!
Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly. Why was he so sentimental lately? Always worrying about little Russell's future
In the end, he ended up living like the woman he hated.
On the other hand, Russell, the smartest, most clever and most reliable apprentice in Uncle Jiu's eyes, encountered a trouble.
He is lost.
You can't blame him, because Russell has never been far away. He just flew and flew in the direction pointed by Uncle Jiu!
Then we flew for a long time but still didn't see the city.
Russell already had a bad feeling in his heart. At this flying speed, he would almost return to Renjia Town. If he was flying in the right direction, how could he not pick up the city
He placed his right hand in front of his eyes, formed a canopy, and looked into the distance. What excited him was that there seemed to be an old man riding a cow in front of him.
"Uncle, I want to ask for directions!"
Russell disguised the Western zombies very well, using the paper man technique to make them look no different from cows.
However, the cow's hooves did not move, but just floated forward. Fortunately, there were not many people around, otherwise it would have created a horrible rural legend.
Russell sat on it and shouted at the old man. The old man heard the shouting and turned around slowly.
"*******"
Russell:
"Uncle, what are you talking about? Can we speak Mandarin?"
"*******"
"Uncle, I don't understand. Do you speak Chinese?"
"*******"
Russell took a deep breath and asked, "Hello, do you speak English?"
"*******"
"Fuck you!"
Russell was so depressed that he vomited blood. He never expected that in such a short distance and such a close place, there would be two different dialects.
It's simply outrageous!
Chinese people speak Chinese, but Chinese people can't understand!
Russell couldn't help but swear, but he heard the old man say slowly, "Little kid, swearing is not nice."
Russell: …
I suspect that you, old man, are here to tease me and play with me!
"Fuck you!"
Russell kicked the buffalo next to the old man on the butt. The buffalo raised its head and started a brave charge with the old man.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, little kid, little kid, you are playing tricks, I can't afford to play, you are attacking by surprise!"
There were also strange cries from an old man in the distance, and the only response to him was Russell's ruthless haha, if you tease me, Luo, you are breaking the law!
With an idea in mind, he drove the Western zombie under his feet to chase after it. The old man held the buffalo's neck tightly and did not dare to let go.
"hey-hey!"
Russell teased, "Hey, uncle, how do you feel? Are you comfortable?"
The old man narrowed his eyes and his face was strangely ruddy. Russell even wondered if he had seen it wrong.
He said two words lightly.
"Stimulate!"
Russell: …
If there wasn't an emergency, he would have pulled this pretentious old man down and beat him up. Anyway, there were no cameras, so he could just beat him up and run away without having to pay for his medical expenses!
He clapped his hands, and the buffalo, with its eyes blurred, slowly stopped and leisurely ate the grass on the roadside.
It had just experienced the feeling of flying and had consumed too much physical energy, so it needed to replenish its body.
The feeling just now was so great. I can brag to my grandchildren in the future, saying that I am so awesome. I used to run faster than a horse!
“Hoohoo!”
The old man on the buffalo's back was still lying there, gasping for breath with his hands covering his chest. "Little kid, I was scared to death. I almost thought I was going to die young like my dad!"
"How old was your father?"
"He died young. He only lived to be ninety-seven."
I was speechless at this moment and could only raise my middle finger to show my support.
"Little kid, are you lost?" The old man said proudly, looking like an experienced person.
Russell was shocked. How did this old man know that he was lost
Think about his reaction more carefully: calm and composed, not panicking or hurried. Could he be the legendary peerless master
In ancient times, there was a monk who swept the floor, and now there is a cowherd!
Russell immediately stood up in awe and said solemnly, "Exactly, old man, do you know how to get to the nearby city?"
"One more thing, how did you know I was lost?"
Russell asked the question in his mind, but the old man laughed unexpectedly, "Let me tell you, I know all the handsome guys in this area, but you are the only one I haven't seen."
…
"Young man, are you married?"
…
Russell couldn't help but cover his face with his hands. He was always the one who teased others, but he didn't expect to be teased today.
The old man continued, "You are not from here, right? From your accent, I can tell you're from the north."
"No, you're wrong." Russell retorted directly, "I grew up in Renjia Town, and I don't think you look like a local!"
"Renjia Town?"
The old man was a little stunned, because he thought Russell spoke strangely, always with a northern accent. People here always speak in a soft and sticky voice.
That's why Russell couldn't understand what he said just now.
Russell didn't explain. Although he was reborn, he never changed the habit of speaking Mandarin from his previous life. Even when he spoke in dialect, there was a strange accent in Mandarin.
It's okay in the north, but when you come to the south, it will definitely be a little weird.
But this is not important. Russell didn't want to talk any more nonsense. "Uncle, just show me the way. Where should I go?"
"You've gone astray. Just walk a few miles towards this place and you'll arrive!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Russell was about to leave, and the eldest brother hurriedly pulled him back, "Young man, I have several beautiful granddaughters at home, why don't you consider it?"
He said confidently, "Don't look at me now. I was handsome when I was young. I was the most handsome guy in the area. My granddaughter must be no bad either."
Russell rolled his eyes and said, "If your granddaughter is pretty, write my name backwards." His eyes suddenly rolled.
Then he gently patted the head of the bull he was riding and sighed deliberately, "Bull, bull, help me walk, Taishang Laojun, please give the Ruyi order, change!"
With a slap, Russell moved his fingers quietly, and the Western zombie under his feet flew directly upwards, taking Russell away in a flash.
Only an old man who was confused and a dumbfounded buffalo were left. How could a cow fly
The old man scratched his head, patted his buffalo's head unsurely, and slowly chanted, "Taishang Laojun Jiji Ruyi Order, change?"
The buffalo snorted a vapor from its nose and looked back at the old man with disdain, "You must be an idiot!"
grandfather:…
Thanks to the old man's guidance, Russell successfully reached the small town, and then after many twists and turns he finally bought glutinous rice.
Damn it, we agreed that the whole universe should speak Chinese, why do you all speak dialects
The language barrier can be really annoying, but fortunately the layout of the cities is similar, so Russell found the rice shop easily.
There is no need to communicate. Just pay a few dollars, carry the glutinous rice and run. The guys behind you are not worried either. It’s great to pick up the dollars!
It would be great if there were more such suckers!
"What took you so long?"
Uncle Jiu hurriedly took the glutinous rice from Russell's hand, and then put it on Mama's chest.
There was a crackling and piercing sound, and wisps of black smoke rose, which looked particularly terrifying.
"I met an old man on the road who fell down. I helped him up and then sent him home, so it was quite late."
Russell did not mention a word about being lost, and told a little white lie without blushing.
It was all for the purpose of protecting his young mind. If Uncle Jiu knew that he was teased by an old man, he would probably write it down in his little notebook and look at it again after many years.
It’s scary to think about it!
Uncle Jiu nodded and continued to look at Mamadi. His face was serious because Mamadi was seriously injured this time and his lips began to turn black.
I reached out and opened his mouth, and I saw that his teeth had begun to become sharp.
If it is not diagnosed and treated in time, it will probably die soon and then turn into a big dumpling.
Uncle Jiu looked at the dead bodies all over the ground again and couldn't help frowning. He had just asked the villager and it was not Mama's fault.
He was just passing by here while driving corpses, and a zombie happened to appear here and snatched away all his clients.
Although Mamadi's cultivation level is not high, he has a bad temper. He is a typical person who has high expectations but low skills, because his elders and fellow disciples are all powerful people.
It was just a zombie. After only three moves, he was seriously injured by the zombie and had to climb up a tree.
Zombies can't climb trees, and they don't have any master to teach them.
Mamadi was seriously injured and immediately activated Maoshan's sound-transmitting crane to look for nearby fellow disciples to come to the rescue.
He waited and waited, and the corpse poison broke out, and he fell directly from the tree. Fortunately, he had a big suit and was hung on the tree.
Uncle Jiu arrived very quickly, but there was still hope, as several villagers had already fallen to the ground, and the weeping of their relatives could be faintly heard.
But more often than not, the sadness disappears almost instantly and normal life returns.
One reason is that this is the way it is in this era. There is no such thing as a stable life. There are natural disasters, man-made calamities, demons and monsters, and you might lose your life at any time.
Most of these older people had to crawl out of the pile of dead bodies and step over them.
They are just dead people, it's totally normal.
Secondly, it’s not their relatives who died. They only care about themselves and whether they can have enough food today, but they don’t have the leisure to care about others.
They were more concerned about something else than those dead people.
"Master, what should we do with these dead bodies?"
Uncle Jiu frowned as he looked at the customers who were knocked to the ground by him.
He looked at the corpses emitting black air not far away and pondered for a moment. If these corpses were not dealt with, they would easily turn into zombies.
And now my mother is seriously injured and can't move at all. It seems that I won't be able to go back after 1:30.
But what about Yi Zhuang
Uncle Jiu turned his head and looked at Luo Su, "Luo Su, go back and help the master take care of the charity cemetery. Wencai is alone there, I am a little worried!"
Visiting a charity cemetery is not like visiting a house. Anyone can visit a house, as long as no one is allowed to tear down the gate.
Uncle Jiu was just worried that if something went wrong in Renjia Town while he stayed here for four or five days, they wouldn't be able to contact him.
He used to have a hard time, but now that he has a little apprentice, everything is fine.
It is no exaggeration to say that the young apprentice Russell is not only capable of standing on his own now, but is even almost surpassing him in many aspects.
Russell nodded and flew back to the charity cemetery impatiently. Now that Uncle Jiu was not at home, he was so happy!
“It feels like flying!”
Russell hummed a little tune happily, rushed back to the charity cemetery, ran straight to his room, and then took out a box from the corner.
These are all his treasures, all the good stuff is in there!
Russell took out a small bottle from it, then shook it in front of his eyes, and he was very happy.
He walked into the yard, shouting loudly, "Brother, quickly bring me some more herbs, and also bring Master's meatballs!"
"Junior brother, you want those things again. If you take too much, the master will find out." Wencai's voice sounded from inside the house.
"Hurry up, the master is not at home today, so we can finish it today!"
Russell quickly spread things on the stone table. After a while, Wencai came over with the things in his arms, looking distressed.
These are all good things, including sesame, sheep bones, pig kidneys, mulberries, water chestnuts, chestnuts, walnuts, yam, wolfberries, cordyceps, and sea cucumbers.
There are also a few of Uncle Jiu’s medicine pills, including Jinkui Shenqi Pills, Guifu Dihuang Pills, Yougui Pills, Shenbao, and Yucongrong Pills.
Wencai felt bad and didn't want to give it to them. If these things were sold, they could get at least four or five dollars!
"Junior brother, why don't you keep it? It's such a waste. Save some money so you can get a wife in the future!"
"Brother!"
Russell said solemnly, "Do you know why you can't get a wife?"
"Why?"
"It's not about the money, it's because you're ugly, and you despise others for being ugly."
Wencai: …
"I don't care about you anymore. Be careful, Master. I'll spank you when I get back. I think you didn't get spanked enough this morning."
He placed the materials on the table, turned around and left, Russell snorted, poured all the materials on the stone table, and poured the contents of the bottle into it.
Just as I was quietly guarding there, I suddenly heard a voice in my ear, "What's going on? I heard you guys yelling before I even entered the door."
It turned out to be Qiu Sheng. He had just returned from outside. As soon as he entered the room, he saw Russell squatting in front of the table and the full box of precious Chinese medicines, and he immediately understood.
"Junior brother, are you playing with these useless things again?"
"It's useless???"
Russell snorted, "This is the Erhei Shangshu Wan that I carefully developed, how could it be useless!"
He looked around and waved to Erhei who was playing nearby, "Hey, silly dog, come here quickly!"
Erhei was stunned for a moment, then ran over happily. Russell picked up a small meatball from the table and threw it directly on the ground.
The meatball was black, but it exuded a special fragrance. Erhei licked the meatball with his tongue and swallowed it into his stomach.
Soon, Erhei scratched the ground with his claws, ran quickly to the tree next to him, stood up, and rubbed against the small tree hole.
Qiu Sheng’s eyes widened.
Russell chuckled, "Two black tree pills, one won't make you tired, two won't make your gun fall, three will put you in jail!"
He said meaningfully, "If the cow is too fierce, it will damage the field."
"thump!"
Qiu Sheng knelt on the ground, holding Russell's thighs tightly with both hands, "Junior brother, my request is not high, can you give me two?"
"Junior brother, junior brother!!!"