There are many little-known facts in the world that you don’t even know.
For example, men’s beds are warm, while women’s beds are cold.
For example, CP means cerebral palsy.
For example, a rabbit's tail is very long.
Russell is well aware of the latter point, because...
In front of him, a two-meter-tall rabbit, with a tail that was nearly several meters long, tied up Uncle Jiu tightly.
Uncle Jiu was also confused. To be honest, it was the first time in his life that he noticed a rabbit's tail was so long.
It’s strange. When I ate rabbit before, I didn’t notice the tail was so long!
"Master, bow your head!"
Russell shouted, he had a good way to deal with such a furry thing.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help licking his lips with his tongue, "Master, don't worry, I'll come to save you now!"
As he spoke, Russell quickly formed a hair seal with both hands, slapped it forward suddenly, and a large fiery red word suddenly appeared in the air.
Leave!
"The Wind and Fire Order of the Nine Palace Orders!"
The red light rushed away and hit the rabbit spirit heavily. Like a spark falling into gasoline, flames exploded instantly.
The rabbit spirit struggled in agony. The burning pain made it unable to help but let go of Uncle Jiu, and Uncle Jiu fell to the ground with a thud.
It clapped its hands desperately and continued to call upon its demonic power, but the more demonic power it had, the more fiercely the flames burned.
This is no ordinary flame!
The rabbit spirit finally understood the problem, and it exerted force under its legs, and its strong hind legs allowed it to fly into the air.
In front of it was a big pot. It didn't want to throw itself into the pot, but wanted to jump into the river next to it.
Just as it leaped into the air, a pair of big hands grabbed its tail and pulled it hard. With a snap, the rabbit spirit fell heavily to the ground.
Before the big rabbit could react, a bloody sword emerged from its chest.
Who did this!!
The big rabbit died with resentment. Its huge figure slowly fell to the ground. The flames on its body were still burning, and one could faintly smell the fragrant aroma of meat.
Uncle Jiu stood there expressionlessly, still holding the bloody peach wood sword in his hand. In the hands of the monk, this wooden sword was still very handy in stabbing people, no, stabbing goblins.
As the saying goes, a gun without a tip can still kill someone.
Uncle Jiu touched his neck depressedly. He almost got into trouble today. This rabbit spirit was not a big monster and could be easily eliminated on a normal day.
But today I was careless and got tied up by the rabbit demon.
He pondered for a moment and found the key to the matter. It was not that he was too incompetent, but that the other party was too cunning.
The vast majority of working people are so powerful that few rabbits can become spirits. Uncle Jiu had never seen such a thing, so he was naturally careless.
In Renjia Town, there are more than a thousand ways for rabbits to die!
Russell came running over happily and gave Uncle Jiu a thumbs up, "Master, you are really amazing, you are definitely the best in Renjia Town!"
"Don't even mention Renjia Town, there's no one as powerful as you in the entire provincial capital!"
Facing Russell's bragging, Uncle Jiu was not as happy as usual. Instead, he rolled his eyes and showed a look that said he saw through everything.
He just snorted arrogantly, "It seems that I, your master, am not as important as food in your eyes!"
Russell suddenly felt guilty, his eyes rolling around, "Master, Master, what are you talking about?"
How can you so casually tarnish my innocence
I'm Russell, the star of justice!
Seeing that Russell refused to admit it, Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "Then explain why you used the Wind and Fire Order just now?"
Just as Russell was about to speak, he was interrupted by Uncle Jiu. He looked at Russell jokingly and said, "Let me ask you again, what's the matter with the saliva at the corner of your mouth?"
You little bastard, I watched you grow up, how could I not know what you were thinking
Normally, in order to look cool, Russell would use paper figurine techniques, Yang Wu Lei, or palm thunder to exorcise demons.
But today I had to use the Nine Palace Order, which was completely unrelated to my current job, and it was the Li Order, and then I smelled the fragrant rabbit meat.
Do you think this little apprentice is filial
broken!
Russell's heart skipped a beat and he subconsciously wiped his mouth with his hand, but there was nothing.
Instead, he became even more nervous, and he cried out inwardly, "Oh no!" and ran away.
Uncle Jiu was also quick in action. He picked up the peach wood sword and chased after him. He had to show his filial apprentice some love today.
Wencai and Qiu Sheng watched calmly. This happened more than once or twice. To be honest, they could not beat little Russell.
Humph!
Do you know how many eyes your senior brother has
Uncle Jiu and Russell left, leaving only a huge corpse of a rabbit spirit at the scene. Wencai and Qiu Sheng looked at each other, and then strange smiles appeared on their faces.
Thank you for your contribution, God will bless you!
The two men struggled to lift up the rabbit spirit. It was really heavy, as fat as a pig, but they both showed happy looks on their faces.
On the other hand, Uncle Jiu caught his little apprentice, but it was not what he had imagined, that he would beat his apprentice again and again.
Because little Russell had already run to the edge of the village, in front of everyone, how could Uncle Nine, who was so upright, kind and friendly, hit anyone
He silently took back the peach wood sword and made a note of the incident.
"On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, little Russell was naughty and did something naughty. I'm making a special note of it."
How much did he owe
Uncle Jiu blinked in confusion, as if he had forgotten that he had paid back quite a bit before. So he rounded it off and gave him a decimal point, so it would be calculated as 10,000!
Oh, I am such a qualified and good master!
Uncle Jiu coughed twice, adjusted his attitude, and found the family that had been affected by the disaster.
The family looked at Uncle Jiu pitifully, as if they were expecting the outcome, with sadness unconcealed in the corners of their eyes.
This year is not a peaceful year. Previously, a dragon swept away and flooded the crops. Now, when we are replanting sweet potatoes, they are harmed by monsters again!
Even if the monster was eliminated, no kind-hearted person would be willing to compensate them for their losses.
Unless the gods come down to earth!
Uncle Jiu took out three silver dollars from his pocket and stuffed them into the man's hand. The man was stunned and wanted to refuse.
After all, asking Uncle Jiu to exorcise the demon not only helped him a lot, but also helped him without asking for any reward.
He is an honest farmer, but he doesn't have such a thick skin!
He stretched out his hand to refuse, but out of the corner of his eye he saw a few skinny kids with pale faces standing nearby, and he suddenly felt deflated.
"Here, I'm lending it to you. When you have a good harvest next year, you can return it to me!"
His face immediately turned red and he bowed repeatedly to express his gratitude to Uncle Jiu.
Russell watched silently. Although the people of this era were poorer and more miserable, they all had their own backbone.
After exchanging pleasantries for a while, Uncle Jiu thanked Russell profusely and took him away, heading back to the charity cemetery.
"Do you know why I didn't just give it to him?"
As they were walking, Uncle Jiu suddenly said something.
For Uncle Jiu, he is now a real rich man, and those three dollars are nothing to him.
Why say borrow instead of give
Russell tilted his head and replied calmly, "I don't know."
"you do not know?"
Uncle Jiu was obviously stunned for a moment. Russell was so smart and so precocious, how could he not know this!
He looked at Russell and suddenly couldn't help laughing, "Yes, I don't know. It's better not to know!"
Uncle Jiu held Russell's little hand and recalled the old Taoist's evaluation of Russell that day: that he had a true heart, was kind, and was carefree.
Originally he thought that Russell was like that because he was young and had seen so many things.
Now it seems that Russell knows too much and his heart is calm.
Uncle Jiu couldn't help laughing. Why didn't he look like a child, but rather like an old man who had experienced many hardships
Is it because of the influence of Wu Hou’s inheritance
Okay, okay!
Uncle Jiu has seen too many people who have never been able to overcome their mental barriers in their entire lives. They either become extremely evil and hate the world, or they withdraw and dare not face things.
He reached out and touched Russell's little head. "Master doesn't want you to be a good person in the future. It's too difficult to be a good person. Master just wants you to be safe and have many children and grandchildren. Don't be a bad person!"
"Um."
Russell nodded quietly, but his thoughts drifted far away. Although he didn't know what the great catastrophe would be, it wouldn't take many years for the Central Plains to be in turmoil, so he didn't care.
The charity cemetery was quiet at this time. Uncle Jiu gently pushed open the door and saw something flash across the ground.
He raised an eyebrow, and then heard his brother's laughter behind him.
Looking back.
Russell had a depressed look on his face, while the kid was happily holding his legs and spinning around, with his little face pressed against them, refusing to let go.
Uncle Jiu smiled.
"It seems like you are closer to her. You really look like father and daughter!"
Russell sneered, how could someone be a nanny at the age of eight
He walked inside, picked up the teacup and gulped down two gulps, saying helplessly, "Master, you've caused me trouble."
Wouldn't it be nice to give this doll to Zhegu to raise
Russell bent down, and the little boy looked at him with wide eyes, his two round eyes flashing.
He simply stretched out his right hand and rubbed his fingers there, "Tsk tsk tsk!"
Little Devil: …
The little ghost didn't react. Erhei, who was sleeping nearby, heard the call, rolled over from the ground, ran over, and wagged his tail skillfully.
Russell covered his face with his left hand in embarrassment. He was used to calling him Erhei.
He moved his right hand quickly and lightly touched the kid's forehead. The kid flew backwards instantly and sat heavily on the ground.
"Um?"
Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes and looked at the confused kid with a look of surprise on his face, "Luo...Russell, your paper figurine technique is outrageous!"
I saw the little ghost sitting on the ground in confusion, and the light in the room clearly illuminated a shadow.
this…
Uncle Jiu could no longer hide the shock in his heart. What was the difference between this and resurrecting a dead person
Suddenly he changed his mind and seemed to have seen this before. He used a paper figure of Guan Gong to invite ghosts to possess him.
I seemed to have slapped Guan Gong in the face at that time.
Am I making a fuss
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but stand there and doubt his life, but Russell didn't think there was anything strange about his actions.
He is a man with deep blue, so it’s not surprising that he comes here, right
The little ghost was laughing there. She couldn't touch or encounter it before, but now it's okay. She has a body, so happy!
The most important thing is that she seemed to shift her target, and her little eyes glanced at Erhei who was standing aside and didn't know the seriousness of the situation.
“Brother, brother!”
Listening to the weird laughter, Russell shook his head. He was actually too lazy to pay attention to this kid.
I'm even too lazy to come up with a name, so what other names can I give the little ghost
Just call him baby!
Sooner or later, I have to send her away, otherwise, it will definitely affect my ability to pick up girls in the future!
He, Russell, is the nemesis of justice! He is mortal enemy of gambling and drugs!
"It's late, go get some sleep, and remember to practice well these few days."
Uncle Jiu put his hands behind his back and said, "Calculate the date. It will be the Mid-Autumn Festival in a few days. Your Uncle Simu will definitely pass by here on his way back."
"Then I'll discuss with him how to make this coffin fungus into a medicinal pill!"
In Uncle Jiu's opinion, this was a big deal. He had not told Russell about the three-year agreement because he was afraid that he would feel pressured.
Refining the coffin fungus into pills would allow little Russell to break through to the level of Earth Master as soon as he reaches the bottleneck of Human Master.
After all, the geomancer is a threshold that has blocked countless people. It is not easy to successfully pass it.
He was very nervous, but Russell responded casually, not caring at all.
This made Uncle Jiu feel a little embarrassed. After thinking about it, he decided to tell Russell about the three-year agreement. He opened his mouth, but changed his mind when the words came to his lips.
"Russell, you must work hard. When you break through to the Earth Master level, Master, I will have something good to give you."
"Besides, don't you always want to go out?"
Russell's eyes lit up, and he listened to Uncle Jiu continue, "There is a person going to Liangshan. If you break through to the Earth Master within a month, I will let you go with me!"
One month
Do you look down on me, Luo
Russell patted his chest, looking confident, and asked casually, "Master, is Uncle Simu going to Liangshan?"
After all, it seems that Simu is the only one who has the ability and can make Uncle Jiu feel at ease.
"No!"
Uncle Jiu shook his head and said, "It was Li Chengyu's son Li Tianyang. Li Chengyu wanted his son to practice Taoism, so I recommended him to go to Liangshan to learn witchcraft from the great shaman Naguo."
"The Great Shaman of Liangshan? Li Tianyang?"
Russell tilted his head, a hint of confusion flashing in his eyes. Why did he feel that these two names were very familiar, as if he had heard them somewhere before
After thinking about it, he didn't have any impression, so Russell put it out of his mind. He didn't even recognize him. It would be weird if he had any connection with him!
He couldn't help but feel a little excited. He really wanted to go out for a walk. He had been staying in Renjia Town for eight years. Do you know how he got through these eight years? ? !
Russell was so happy that he ran out, "Master, I'm going to practice!"
It’s time to cheat!