The joy of a fisherman lies not in fishing, but in fishing people.
It's not for catching women, but for attracting both men and women, young and old.
That sense of accomplishment is the real happiness.
For example, now, when the silver-armored corpse is holding the tail of the big snake in both hands and parading through the streets.
Those people were stunned, and some even felt their legs go weak.
In a short while, people were running around to tell each other, and the place quickly became crowded with people watching the fun.
The main reason is that eating melons is Chinese people’s nature, and such a big melon is simply too exciting for the peaceful Renjia Town!
Qiu Sheng was a little confused at first, until he saw the admiring eyes of the people around him and the endless praises, and the proud and humble look on his junior brother's face.
At that moment, he realized!
More and more people gathered, blocking the street. Someone shouted, "Uncle Jiu is here."
In an instant, the crowded crowd made way for a path and Uncle Jiu walked in.
He looked at the thick and long snake on the ground with a confused look on his face. He looked at Russell in a strange way, "Where is the white fox?"
"Its stomach is probably almost a pile of shit."
Uncle Nine: …
He covered his face with his hands and sighed helplessly. If it's gone, it's gone. It saves him the trouble of dealing with the aftermath.
"Let's go!"
Uncle Jiu put his hands behind his back and led the way, Russell followed behind him, and the silver-armored corpse followed, dragging a big snake.
As he walked, Qiu Sheng was dumbfounded, because he found that this was not the road back to Yizhuang, but instead seemed to be circling around Renjia Town.
And today, Uncle Jiu was particularly talkative. He would greet everyone he met, talking about everything from head to toe, from morning to night.
I guess the most talkative aunt in Renjia Town would have to admit defeat when she sees Uncle Jiu now.
Qiu Sheng looked at Uncle Jiu, then at Russell who had a smile on his face, and he realized something again!
These are the real master and disciple. They are so scheming and face-conscious, they are cut from the same mold.
After strolling around for a while, Uncle Jiu finally returned to the charity cemetery with great satisfaction. As soon as he entered the door, he hugged Russell and kissed him fiercely.
The saliva made Russell look disgusted.
Uncle Jiu was still very happy, but he didn't know what he was thinking about, and his expression suddenly became gloomy.
"The Li family has sent us news. The ship is ready and will depart this afternoon!"
He pointed to the huge package in the hall and said, "I have prepared your things. They are all here."
Looking at the package that was five or six times bigger than his own, Russell couldn't help but stiffen his expression. "Master, there's no need to bring so much."
There are really too many of these things, especially since the ship may not stop all the time on the road, so we will purchase them when the time comes.
"What do you know, little kid?" Uncle Jiu snorted and continued to remind him, "Remember to wear more clothes, don't eat anything else, don't drink too much raw water, don't be too nice to others, don't be too curious, and don't meddle in other people's business."
"Take care of yourself. You are still young. Don't worry too much, okay?"
"Um."
"One more thing!"
Uncle Jiu kept nagging, then he slapped his head suddenly, as if he remembered something, "Remember to write me a letter every time you arrive in a city."
Russell opened his mouth and was about to say something, but was retorted by Uncle Jiu, "I know you keep a diary every day. If you don't write, hmph!"
He stretched out his right hand and couldn't help but sigh, "Why is my hand itchy again?"
Russell shrank his neck and took back his insignificant opinion.
"One more thing!"
Uncle Jiu took out a box from somewhere, opened it with a snap, and revealed a lot of large yellow croakers.
He randomly picked out five or six pieces and stuffed them into Russell's hands, saying in an extremely serious tone, "Remember to eat well outside, don't save money, and don't lose weight for me, being fat is so cute!"
Russell was speechless. Uncle Jiu seemed not to have finished yet and took out a large stack of talisman paper from the bottom of the box.
These are the ones he usually doesn't want to use when drawing talismans.
If such a large stack of talisman paper were to be folded into paper figures, there would need to be at least several hundred of them!
Uncle Jiu didn't feel reluctant at all and stuffed all of them into Russell's arms. "Don't be frugal when fighting. Use all you can. We in Maoshan are not short of money!"
As he spoke, he couldn't help but look at Russell with sadness. The child he had raised for eight or nine years was going away like this.
He was really reluctant to leave!
Russell was very moved. He took out a pair of purple paper figures from his arms and placed one in Uncle Jiu's hand.
Uncle Jiu looked at it over and over again, feeling curious as to what tricks his little disciple had played.
He was no longer surprised by his little apprentice's strange and bizarre paper figurine skills.
Maybe if someone said that Russell made a paper man and gave birth to a bunch of little paper men, Uncle Jiu would believe it.
"What is this for?"
Uncle Jiu observed carefully for a long time and finally came to a conclusion - he couldn't understand it.
"Face-to-face dialogue with paper figures!"
Russell summoned a little bit of magic power, and the paper figure in front of him immediately changed its appearance, becoming the expression of Uncle Jiu now.
It was so vivid that Uncle Jiu stared in confusion, and the paper man also imitated it.
It cannot be said to be exactly the same, it can only be said to be completely identical.
In Uncle Jiu's hands, Russell's snickering expression was vividly portrayed by the paper figurine.
Uncle Jiu was not angry. Instead, he stared at the paper figure in his hand with wide eyes, marveling at it.
He looked it over and over again, and felt that this was much more convenient than the water mirror technique and the paper crane technique.
The Water Mirror Technique requires extremely high levels of cultivation, cannot be maintained for long, and has limited distance requirements.
The paper crane technique is similar. It can only convey some text information, and the distance is limited. It consumes a lot of mana.
Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but ask, "How far is this limit? You are going to Liangshan, Sichuan!"
"When the time comes, I can just build a few paper man transfer stations on the road."
Russell is full of confidence. "It's enough to insert one within 200 miles. The signal will cover the entire area and the effect will be great."
Although Uncle Jiu didn't understand, looking at Russell's confident look, he finally nodded. It was good that they could still get in touch.
Suddenly he seemed to remember something, and became angry and slapped Russell on the head.
"You have such a treasure, why didn't you tell me just now and let me nag so much?"
Thinking of his nagging just now, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but blush.
Without waiting for Russell to explain, Uncle Nine just waved his hand and said, "Get out of here! I'm annoyed just looking at you. You're really wasting my feelings!"
Russell: …
Master! Our relationship has faded, so I'll find a shovel and bury you!
…
Renjia River.
A large ship was quietly docked there, with busy people coming and going on it. On the sail, a big flag with the word "Li" on it fluttered in the wind.
Originally, the Li family did not engage in water business, but had been running tea, porcelain, grain, and teahouses.
But this time the journey was long, and the Li family didn't trust other people's boats, so they simply bought one themselves...
Although he didn't know how much the boat cost, Russell was still shocked that someone would buy a boat just for a long trip.
This... Is this the legendary dog owner
Alas, my vision is too narrow. If I had known earlier, I would have bought a boat. It’s not expensive anyway.
Russell thought with regret, but soon he discovered the pain of sailing because he was seasick.
According to legend, children who grow up in the south all walk unsteadily because their ancestors grew up on boats and passed down some special skills.
The shaky feeling gave Russell a warning on the spot, and had a particularly great impact on a cultivator like him.
Because his senses are so sharp!
The feeling of seasickness is twice as strong as that of ordinary people. It's very exciting!
Russell pondered and searched for a solution, and at this moment he couldn't help but think of the best way to solve seasickness.
Iron chain connects the world.
…
He slapped his head suddenly. Renjia River is just a branch of the Yangtze River. How could it be possible to accommodate so many large ships
The iron chain is gone...
Just when Russell was frowning, a slap hit him heavily on the shoulder. The familiar laughter made Russell look puzzled.
He turned his head in disbelief, only to see a sturdy man standing in front of him, wearing handsome clothes, holding a small fan in his right hand, his hair was combed shiny, and he had two lion heads on his left hand that were spinning around.
There was also a large gold necklace weighing several kilograms hanging around her neck.
This demeanor and temperament made Russell look extremely strange. He looked him up and down, and asked in disbelief, "Uncle Si... Uncle Simu?"
That’s right!
The person dressed in such a flashy way is Simu!
He was very proud at this moment, fanning himself in front of Russell and said, "Little nephew, what do you think of my image?"
As the saying goes, when people are happy, they feel refreshed and their spirit and energy are different.
Russell narrowed his eyes and found that there was something wrong with Simu's aura, and his soul became stable and powerful.
He was a little surprised that Simu, who didn't use any cheats, could break through so quickly.
He looks a lot younger, and his body is no longer as weak as before. Instead, it has become stronger, or at least it looks like he has muscles.
Even his hairline looks a lot younger. Wow, it looks like it has moved forward several centimeters.
"Hey, uncle-master!" Looking at him like this, Russell knew that his heart had been completely seduced by the Miao woman named Wei.
Coupled with the joy of having broken through to become a geomancer, he felt like he was living a second life.
The originally funny Simu has evolved into a silly guy!
Russell couldn't help but joked, "Are you thinking of eating tender grass like a yellow cow?"
"Go! Go! Go!"
Simu seemed to have been poked at his thoughts, his face couldn't help but blush, he stretched out his hand to rub Russell, and laughed directly, "You little bastard, I saw that you were seasick, and I wanted to teach you a few tricks, but you said this to me."
He put his left hand behind his back, gently waved a feather fan with his right hand, looked up to the sky and sighed, "People nowadays!"
The four of them kept their eyes looking up at a 45-degree angle, but Russell's question was nowhere to be heard until someone behind them kindly reminded them.
"Sir, did you sprain your back?"
The man looked at the four eyes that were looking up at the sky, and showed a look that all men understand. He touched his hand with the attitude of a person who has experienced it, "You must learn to be restrained. Young people don't know..."
Before he could finish his words, Simu ran away because the looks from everyone were so strange.
“Russell!!!”
Simu roared, and just when he was about to take good care of the little Russell who had made him socially dead, a tall figure stood in front of him.
He is a strong man with an expressionless face. Others may not recognize him, but you can recognize him by eye contact.
This is a disguised silver-armored corpse!
Watching the silver-armored corpse casually waving his fists, a whistling sound was made in the air.
Simu was silent. He weighed his small body and found that the chance of winning was 99%.
Opposite.
He couldn't help but smile awkwardly, "Little nephew, I'm here to teach you how to avoid seasickness."
Simu hesitated for three seconds and decided to retreat temporarily, put the matter on record, and talk about it with Uncle Jiu later.
He has four eyes and a very small mind!
"Let him come over!" Russell twisted his neck, moved a recliner from somewhere, and leaned on it quietly.
Two more female ghosts came, one gently massaged his shoulders, and the other fed him fruit skillfully.
Isn’t this rich young man’s life now good enough
Simu's face was full of envy. He suddenly felt that he should take his apprentice Jiale with him when he went on a long journey.
They have a maid, so we are not bad either, we have one too, although he is a man.
His face was full of flattery. Although his nephew Russell was very young and his junior, Simu still expected him to go to the Miao tribe to win face for him.
Who knows, you might even be able to win the heart of the beauty!
Forget about trying to please him. If you don't kick him on the butt twice, everyone will feel uneasy.
"My nephew, there are actually some tricks to riding a boat, like this!"
Simu swung the fan in his hand, but he still felt that this was not in line with his style. Could he be a hidden idiot
He shook his head and did a horse stance on the deck, swaying with the swaying of the ship, literally floating in the wind.
The posture and movement were so smooth that the sailors nearby felt insecure.
They stared at their thighs and hands in amazement, wondering how a man could be so...
Sexy
Just as Simu was proudly sharing his plan to avoid seasickness, Russell silently pointed to a small paper figure on the table.
I saw that the little paper man looked very much like Russell, just a smaller version. It was half-kneeling on the table with its little mouth open.
Then he just lay down on the ground, looking at the sky with a look of despair.
The four eyes were shocked!
Is your paper figurine technique cheating
The plan to please others was declared a failure, but Simu was not in a hurry because he still had a trump card!
"Do you know the situation outside now?"
Simu is very confident, and every time he talks about this, Russell is very serious.
"how's it going?"
"Hehe, it's really chaotic. Ever since the death of the founding father last year, warlords have been fighting each other, and the people left by the founding father have been divided into two factions. One of them is a man named Wang, who has seized power."
"A man named Jiang holds the military power."
Simu looked confident, "I'm optimistic about the guy named Wang. How many of those who rebelled have succeeded?"
Russell looked odd, "Yeah, you're right!"
Simu sighed again, "Tiangongtang and Ziranmen have already failed, because the warlord surnamed Feng defected to the one surnamed Jiang."
"The situation in the world is basically clear now. The remaining ones are just some small forces, and it is estimated that they will not be able to achieve great things."
Russell's expression became more and more strange.
"One has no background."
"Two, no money."
"Three has no power."
"Four has no army."
The four eyes were like those of scholars pointing out the country, "How can those small forces succeed? In my opinion, the final winner must be one of these warlords."
"It's just a pity that Maoshan has not yet clearly defined a target to support."
Russell patted Simu's shoulder and said with a sincere sigh, "Uncle Master, I suggest you become a military advisor to a certain bald man."
"It's simply the legendary Crouching Dragon and Phoenix!"
"You're so damn accurate!"