The old monk walked away with his trousers lifted up, smiling. Don't get me wrong, he had just fought too fiercely with the prince and his clothes burst into pieces accidentally.
To be honest, the prince was still in good health. The old monk decided to go back and practice boxing with the little tiger.
Why not find a bigger one
Monks should be compassionate and reasonable.
He was in high spirits, having originally thought that there would be no successor to Buddhism, but now he had met the reincarnation of a great Buddhist.
ah!
This is even more powerful than having someone behind the scenes. If the boss takes action personally, is there any doubt about the result
This time Buddhism is stable!
Miss Huo was also in a good mood. The two big guys were fighting and they didn't care about the things in the tomb at all. All the so-called gold, silver and jewelry were left there.
Perhaps because they thought the things were dirty and covered with mud, neither Wu Gensheng nor the old monk took any of them with them.
Even though these big guys despise me, I don’t!
Please kill me with gold bars!
As the most promising successor of the Huo family, Miss Huo was quite thoughtful. She was thick-skinned and coaxed Wu Gensheng into giving him a token.
It is the highest standard of the Huo family. With this token, the Huo family can repay a huge favor.
Of course, although Wu Gensheng and the Huo family are basically from two different worlds, what if he is used
Miss Huo has calculated very well. It doesn’t matter if the Huo family is used as a tool, as long as I can gain benefits.
Although people are always hated and treated as pawns, the most terrifying thing is that you don’t even have the qualifications to be a pawn!
A bit of powder revealed between the boss' fingers was a huge opportunity for her Huo family.
For example, now there is gold, silver and treasures in this tomb that no one wants!
Miss Huo was half-kneeling on the ground and grinning foolishly. With all this money, her Huo family wouldn't have to rob tombs for decades and could still stand at the top of the Old Nine Gates.
And Wu Gensheng, no, Russell is also a big winner!
Where is the win
"All those who are about to fight will march forward in formation!"
Russell put his hands behind his back and looked calmly ahead. Every time he uttered a word, a golden light symbol floated out of his mouth.
Nine light symbols kept spinning around him, then spun faster and faster until they turned into golden light and shadows.
As if guided, it instantly sank into the Yangtze River in front of it, causing ripples on the calm surface of the river.
The boat under his feet even shook, and the people on the boat could hardly stand, looking at Russell in horror.
Those people on the boat were just joining in the fun and just seemed to think Russell was awesome, but they didn't know how awesome Russell was
But what just happened was that there was someone among this group of people who really knew what was going on!
Simu sat down on the ground with a dull look in his eyes. His two little eyes began to doubt his life. His mind couldn't help but recall the scene from a few minutes ago.
Russell came back excitedly, saying that he had picked up a set of skills on the road, and heard that it was specifically designed to teach people the truth.
Talking about reason? Could it be the Taoist scriptures
Si Mu had a look of disdain on his face. He believed that the way to exorcise demons and monsters was through Taoism and chanting sutras every day, just like the chattering monk Ikkyu next door. How could he be talking about demons
Do you think you are Tang Seng
It was not until now, when Russell opened his mouth and uttered the nine-word mantra, that Simu truly discovered something.
It turns out that this is how you reason with people!
Oh!
I don't believe you!
Simu turned around and left. Having been humiliated many times in front of his junior apprentice apprentice, he had learned a lesson.
Three lessons, to be exact.
First, never ask your junior apprentice brother how high his cultivation level is.
Second, never ask your junior apprentice nephew what the paper figurine of yours is used for.
Third, never ask your junior nephew why he learns things so quickly.
Woo woo woo, Simu left with tears in his eyes. As long as he was asked, he felt like he had been living like a dog for all these years.
Watching the four eyes leaving, Russell couldn't help but touch his nose with his hand. Was it not good for him to be so Versailles
But on second thought, Uncle Jiu has stubbornly lived for so long despite such a blow from me, there is no reason why Simu couldn't bear it!
Russell suddenly thought of one thing, that is, since he started practicing formally, he has been beaten more often.
this…
(Angry)
…
Just as Russell was lost in thought, a man slowly walked towards him. Before he got close, Russell turned his head and gave him a look that frightened him so much that he stood still and dared not move.
After taking a closer look, he seemed to be the smart man who had mistakenly entered the flower boat before.
"What's the matter?"
Russell raised his eyebrows and asked calmly, even though the man said he had a gift for him.
But the gap between those who practice Taoism and ordinary people is too big, and what is good in his eyes may not be of any benefit to Russell.
Just like that Emperor Liu, he is a treasure to men, but to women, well... well...
Russell fell into deep thought. He always heard that women were better drivers than men. Was this true
Just as he was lost in thought, the man came up and looked at the little baby in front of him with a strange look in his eyes, and a hint of pride.
At that time, he was not the only one who was rescued. There were several others as well. Instead of thanking him, those people became angry and embarrassed.
After all, in this day and age, if people knew that they were almost raped by a female ghost, not only would they lose face, but everyone would probably stay away from them.
So they slipped away a long time ago!
But the man in front of him not only did not slip away, but waited on the boat until Russell returned.
Because he felt that this was an opportunity. Compared with face, the opportunity to come into contact with an extraordinary person was the most precious.
He felt that he could take a gamble, especially since this kind of kid didn't seek money or sex, and wasn't cruel, so he was the most worthy of making friends.
The most important thing is that even after he and his son are gone, his grandson may still be able to use this relationship.
Thinking of this, the man's expression became more respectful. "Little Taoist priest, my surname is Ruan, my name is Yuan, I live in a nearby city, and I have quite a lot of assets. If you come here again, you must come to my house to show your respect."
As he spoke, he took out a jade pendant from his bosom. The jade pendant was translucent green in color and had been polished to be extremely round.
You can tell it’s a good thing at first glance, and it’s a good thing that the owner likes very much.
Ruan Yuan was still somewhat reluctant to leave, even though he was from a wealthy family, otherwise how could he have the money to ride on a flower boat and accidentally get into a ghost ship
Although they are from a wealthy family, the jade pendant in their hands is of great origin and is a treasure that flowed out of the palace.
The things that could enter the palace were top-notch items, and were worth a fortune at the time, not to mention that they have been passed down from generation to generation and preserved in such a good condition.
He handed the jade pendant to Russell reluctantly. Although the jade pendant was expensive, Ruan Yuan firmly believed in one thing.
You can't catch a wolf without sacrificing a lamb. His Ruan family also has treasures, but they are too far away. By the time he takes them out from home, his chance to make friends with Russell will be gone!
Ruan Yuan was reluctant to leave, which made Russell laugh. It is said that antiques are valuable in prosperous times, and gold is valuable in troubled times, but no matter what, they are of no use to him.
He is a man with a mountain of gold at home!
If he had a magic weapon, Russell would be a little happy. He now has a big turtle shell for defense, a seven-star sword for offense, a Heaven-Swallowing Coffin for assistance, and all kinds of strange little paper figurines. Basically, he has everything he needs.
If we have to say what we are lacking, it is a wet nurse with a huge milk supply.
Russell raised his hand to refuse, but he caught a glimpse of Ruan Yuan's chest bulging out of the corner of his eye. He looked closely and saw that it was long, round and thick, and there was a faint evil energy coming from it!
"Um?"
Russell narrowed his eyes, thinking about something in his mind.
When Ruan Yuan found that Russell was staring at his chest, he panicked and became obviously a little restrained.
Seeing that Russell did not take the jade pendant in his hand and just kept looking at him silently, Ruan Yuan stood there in a daze.
After a long silence, Ruan Yuan seemed to have made a difficult decision and slowly took out a scroll from his arms.
He held it in his hand and squeezed it for a long time before slowly passing it to Russell.
The contradictory feeling of determination and reluctance made Russell feel a little amused and helpless. He took the painting sleeve and spoke carefully.
"Congratulations, you just avoided a bloody disaster!"
"ah?"
Ruan Yuan stood there in a daze. He was a little confused. What did it mean to avoid bloody disaster
I didn't do anything just now, except...
He raised his head slowly, and a terrible thought came to his mind. If he had not handed over the scroll just now, would the young Taoist priest opposite him want to kill him
Did I misjudge the person
The more Ruan Yuan thought about it, the more frightened he became. His face turned pale and his legs began to feel weak.
High returns definitely come with high risks. Ruan Yuan felt his heart pounding at this moment.
It's over! It's over! It's over!
Just when Ruan Yuan was feeling uneasy, Russell continued, "I was originally curious, how could an ordinary person like you have a black forehead and encounter a bloody disaster?"
Accidents happen to normal people, some big, some small. Some people will turn misfortune into fortune, while others will become more and more unlucky.
But there was just a small black dot between the eyebrows, while the center of Ruan Yuan's eyebrows was almost condensed into a fist, almost covering his eyes.
"It wasn't until I saw the scroll in your arms that I found the reason!" Russell shook his head helplessly, "How can I say this to you? Are you so daring or so greedy that you dare to touch the things on the ghost ship?"
"If you are so brave, why don't you go to the grave and dance?"
Although he didn't know what "disco" meant, Ruan Yuan still understood what Russell meant.
His face instantly turned awkward, and he secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, saying that the young Taoist priest was right in teaching him a lesson!
At this moment, he was a little dazed. What happened to him last night? Was he really possessed by a ghost
Something obviously happened to that flower boat. It was a place where ghosts lived. How could anything there be clean
Ruan Yuan was full of regret at this time. He really judged others by his own mean character and did not know the good heart of a good person.
Russell smiled and was about to open the scroll to see what was painted inside. But before he could open it, a pair of hands reached out and snatched the scroll away.
Um
"Wahahaha, little Russell, I told you not to show off in front of me just now. La la la, come and chase me!"
Simu was running there triumphantly with the scroll in his hand, not caring at all about the strange looks from the people around him.
Russell: …
Ruan Yuan: …
Russell coughed lightly, his face full of sadness, and gestured to his head with his hands, "My uncle, hey, was dumped by a woman, so, hey."
That expression, that look, made Ruan Yuan understand immediately. He nodded tacitly and looked at the running Sima with pity.
Poor Taoist priest, with such a mysterious look in his eyes and such a high and mighty figure, he was actually dumped by a woman.
You have to know that in this era, women's status is not very high. Being dumped by a woman...
Why.
Ruan Yuan prayed silently in his heart, Taoist priest, you must be strong and hold on!
On the other side, Simu was still feeling smug, unaware that he had been labeled as a man dumped by a woman.
The snatching of the scroll just now was completely unexpected, otherwise it would have been too difficult to snatch something from my junior nephew!
"Let me see what this is?"
Simu muttered something to himself, his eyes full of curiosity. The scroll gradually opened, and a handsome face appeared.
She looks like a beauty, like a fairy from heaven, with a smooth and very handsome face.
Simu couldn't help swallowing and slowly scrolled down. The painting became whiter and whiter as he looked at it, and his face became redder and redder.
"I, Simu, am a gentleman, and I know how to read this kind of thing!!"
He looked righteous, but his eyes involuntarily glanced downwards, concentrating on looking at the woman, not noticing the woman's weird smile at all.
A strange fragrance wafted through the air, and Simu felt refreshed, as if he were flying into heaven!
He slowly closed his eyes, but the portrait of the woman seemed to appear in his mind, and in a trance, he came to a strange place.
There are flowers, birds, woods and most importantly, hot springs in this place, from which one can hear the sounds of people playing.
Simu took two steps forward, then stopped inexplicably and looked at his hands thoughtfully.
"Strange, where is this?"
Simu looked around and scratched his head. Before he could take a closer look, a pink strip of cloth was blown in the wind.
It slapped him on the face with a faint odor...
…
There was a daze in Simu's eyes, and he felt his chest was slightly hot. He touched it and unexpectedly took out a paper horse from his chest.
What is this
The burning sensation immediately awakened Simu from this overwhelming illusion.
Looking at the hot spring in front of me with the sound of playing coming from it, and the figure looming in the mist, and the sumptuous food and wine laid out by the hot spring.
Simu's eyes rolled and the corners of his mouth turned up, "Young Master, I have been practicing Taoism for my whole life, can't I just enjoy myself?"
He strode forward, and sure enough, the women did not panic at all. Instead, they looked at him with smiles.
Some of them were holding fruit plates in their hands, some were holding musical instruments, and some were dancing on the ground.
The four of them laughed out loud and waved their hands, "Keep playing the music, keep dancing!"
While laughing, he jumped directly into the hot spring, causing white splashes and a burst of laughter and curses.
As soon as I entered the hot spring, seven or eight small hands came up to touch me. The softness and feeling made Simu feel a little dizzy.
It’s really not his fault. The main reason is that there is a bad person among this female ghost!
Simu did not resist but just enjoyed it happily, not worrying at all that he was trapped in an illusion.
Anyway, I have my own little nephew outside, so I should enjoy it now while he hasn’t come over yet, otherwise I won’t be able to enjoy it later!
“Woohahaha!”
Simu plunged into the great justice and was free and easy.
Outside, Russell didn't know that Simu was doing evil things there, and he wouldn't be surprised even if he knew.
After all, Simu is a mischievous person by nature. He is not as serious and strict with himself as Uncle Jiu.
How could a man who was so bored on the way that he could flirt with a fox spirit to relieve his boredom endure such a long journey
The boat was moving very slowly. It took five or six days for it to move just a little bit!
It will probably take several months to reach Sichuan!
Russell didn't want to urge anything. After all, this was an important matter for the Li family. If they didn't choose well, the Li family would be seriously damaged.
I chatted with Ruan Yuan for a while, wrote down his address and promised to visit his house on my way back.
Although it was just polite words, Ruan Yuan still looked very happy. Finally, after following the arrangement of the old butler, he got off the boat in a small boat.
If he didn't get off the boat, he would be far away from home while chatting!
Russell shook his head and stood alone at the bow looking at the vast river. The Yangtze River was rolling eastward, and he felt quite lonely.
He pondered for a moment, as if he had forgotten something
He slapped his head suddenly, "Oh no, I forgot to install the signal base station!"
This is a big deal. It was originally scheduled to be installed the day before yesterday, but it was postponed due to various reasons.
Russell felt a little uneasy. Uncle Nine wouldn't keep contacting him, right
After all, I have only been out for four or five days, so it shouldn’t be possible.
Russell tapped his feet lightly, and his whole body turned into a floating swallow, flying in the air, attracting exclamations from the people on the boat, and some even knelt on the ground and treated him like a god.
He didn't care and looked around. He found a small island in the middle of the river. It was really an island, as it was barely as big as a house.
But it’s just right!
Russell landed on the ground, took out the paper talisman he had prepared long ago from his arms, observed the direction, and was stuck with it accurately.
Soon, the signal base station was ready, and gorgeous golden ripples were outlined in the air, which was extremely beautiful.
As soon as Russell took out the paper man, he saw that it was bright red. He quickly used his magic power and the paper man turned into the appearance of Uncle Jiu.
He was wearing a yellow Taoist robe, holding a Guan Gong sword in his hand, and had a solemn expression on his face.
Suddenly, Uncle Jiu opened his eyes and saw Russell, and he seemed to be relieved.
Then, he couldn't help but blame, "You, you were too wild outside and forgot to send a message to your master, humph!"
Uncle Jiu snorted, expressing his dissatisfaction.
These days, he has been sending messages every day, but there has been no news, which makes him very anxious!
Russell knew he was in the wrong, his eyes rolled up, and he said, "Master was always seasick, and I was taking care of him, so I forgot about it. I will definitely remember it next time, Master, good master, don't be angry, okay?"
He muttered to himself, I'm sorry, uncle-master, I let you take the blame again!
The truth is that since my two good senior brothers Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai are not here, there is nothing I can do!
"snort!"
Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes and looked around, "Huh? Where's your uncle Simu?"
"On the boat!"
Russell was overjoyed. He was so happy to see that Uncle Jiu's attention had been diverted.
He ran very fast and flew back to the boat, then quickly followed the scent to find Master Simu.
As soon as he entered the door, Russell was completely stunned!
I saw Simu lying on the ground with a lewd smile on his face, his hands constantly touching himself, his clothes tearing off.
this…
Russell was stunned. Uncle Jiu was experienced and saw the problem at a glance. He glanced at the naked woman in Simu's hands and roared.
"Four eyes!!!!"