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Chapter 191: No! God! You are biased!

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Faced with a group of invulnerable people, the evil cultivators really used all their skills. For a moment, the room was filled with ghosts howling and black smoke billowing.

But obviously, their attack did not play any crucial role.

In front of hundreds of invulnerable pirates, their evil methods that were originally used to deal with ordinary people seemed insignificant.

The statue on the platform let out a terrible laugh, because he knew that if nothing unexpected happened, he would definitely win!

As long as he swallows the essence and blood of a few fellow disciples, he can live a few more years.

At that time, they would make up a lie to trick their disciples into continuing their practice, and then forge an enemy to reap the rewards every few years.

The apprentice teaches his grandson, the apprentice teaches his grandson, the grandson teaches his grandson, and the descendants are endless. Perhaps one will never die.

Wow, the statue is laughing crazily, I am such a little genius!

He looked down, seeing several fellow disciples struggling to death, and a hint of smug mockery flashed in his eyes.

Just at this moment, a strange sound was heard, and a cute yellow drizzle fell from the roof.

The statue also smelled a faint odor, which was strange and a bit coquettish.

Um

He narrowed his eyes, and before he looked up, he saw a shocking scene.

Just as the yellow drizzle fell, the invulnerable bandit in the room actually knelt on the ground with his hands around his neck!

The evil magic that he was so proud of and the plan he had carefully prepared for so long failed at the last critical moment.

"Who are you? Are you the reinforcements they invited?"

The statue showed horror on its face. Although this was an evil magic, it was extremely powerful and it was not an easy task to break it.

If this step can be achieved, then the person who comes must be extraordinary!

Could it be that these people in front of me have called for reinforcements

The statue raised its head suddenly and found that a little kid was standing on the beam, and fine yellow rain was gushing out from a small faucet.

He immediately breathed a sigh of relief, because it turned out to be just a kid who had sneaked up at some point and accidentally urinated.

You know what, damn, the smell of this boy's urine is really strong!

The statue stared at the doll on the beam, "How dare you pee on the beam at your age?"

This made him so angry that his teeth were itching. If it weren't for this little devil, his good thing would have been ruined.

Such a big kid, not only did he not blush when he peed in public, but he also didn't show any emotion when he saw their thrilling fight.

eccentric!

There is definitely something wrong with the statue. Maybe this is the reinforcements called in by the other side

A few more thuds were heard. He lowered his head and found that his fellow disciples had fallen to the ground with hideous faces, pointing at him unwillingly.

"You...you...are so despicable!"

"This urine is poisonous!"

Several people pinched their necks, spit out blood, thumped on the ground for a few times, and then there was no sound anymore.

The statue's eyes widened, and when it heard the giggling sound from the beam, it shuddered all over, stretched out its hands, and exploded on the spot.

The wood chips flew out like raindrops, hitting the walls on all sides with a loud crackling sound. A sinister old man with a mountain beard, a pale face, and swollen eyes was sitting there.

He looked very weak, covering his mouth with his hands and shaking. Russell almost thought he was going to die.

The old man raised his head slowly, but could not detect any breath from him.

this…

He looked solemnly at Russell, and said respectfully, "I wonder who the young Taoist priest is from, have I offended him?"

"That's not the case!"

Russell tilted his head, sat on the beam and swung his feet, "I just came here to talk to you about reason."

Make sense

The old man felt inexplicably relieved and was about to make a sad face to fool the little kid in front of him.

In his opinion, he was a wandering gangster, and the person opposite him was a half-grown kid who didn't even know if he had been weaned. How could he possibly understand the code of conduct in the underworld

If you coax him a little, maybe he will be fine.

The old Taoist started to cry, "Actually, I am also a good person. I have a 60-year-old mother and a…"

"Wait a minute!"

Russell looked strange. Looking at the old man who looked like he was in his seventies or eighties, with the dirt buried up to his neck, he couldn't help but ask, "How old are you this year?"

"I have been practicing with my master since I was six years old. It has been more than twenty years now. I am twenty-six years old this year."

Russell: …

Whether you say you are twenty-six or eighty-six, I will believe you!

He couldn't help but touch his nose. He originally thought that Wencai was already anxious because of his growth, but he didn't expect to meet someone who was more anxious than him.

This cultivator’s level of cultivation is even more exaggerated than that of a programmer!

I have been practicing Buddhism since I was eight years old. You are making me very scared!

Just as Russell continued to ask something, the old Taoist priest below revealed a hint of weirdness on his face.

He opened his mouth slightly and uttered a few words, "Little thing, you're dead!"

Russell felt a strange noise behind him and turned his head quickly, only to see a shiny black object rushing towards him and piercing his body in an instant.

He turned around and finally saw clearly what that shiny black thing was.

I saw a snake falling from the other end of the long beam, spitting out its tongue, its body was pitch black. I don’t know how much medicine it had been given. I just don’t know if the meat is still delicious

Russell felt a black screen before his eyes, and the whole person fell directly from the beam, landing heavily on the ground, at the feet of the old man.

This made the old man so happy that he opened his mouth, revealing his few big yellow teeth.

He laughed arrogantly, did he really think that his nickname, Huang Qiwen and Huang Laoxie, was given for nothing

He is a swindler, poisoner and murderer, and is cruel and ruthless, yet others secretly fear him.

There are only wrong names, no wrong nicknames!

Huang Lao Xie grinned. Although things had some twists and turns that night, he had managed to get a fat sheep, which was simply perfect.

Despite being so young, he is full of spiritual energy and is simply a walking ginseng doll!

He lowered his head and was about to taste his spoils, but he was completely stunned.

Russell fell to the ground with a big hole in his heart, but strangely not a drop of blood came out.

There was no internal organs to be seen, it was completely empty, with nothing in it.

Pale complexion, dull features, empty interior.

Huang Lao Xie was stunned. He stretched out his hand tremblingly and touched it lightly. The doll in front of him turned into a paper man, and then turned into a pile of ashes with green smoke.

This... This...

Huang Lao Xie immediately felt that something was wrong. There were many people practicing cultivation, and he had seen people making paper cows to plow the fields, paper people to show off their power, and kill people.

But they were all very stiff, wooden and dull, not at all like the ones just now, vivid and lifelike, like real people.

"broken!"

Huang Lao Xie screamed, "I'm in big trouble."

In the underworld, the most difficult people to deal with are those who are elusive and play tricks on you behind your back.

The most famous ones are the Miaojiang Gu magic, making small figurines, making paper figurines and black magic, which are the four major evil magics.

In normal fights, if he hides, it would be impossible to find his hiding place.

And it's so lifelike, who knows how many years old the old bitch is behind it!

Huang Lao Xie slammed the table with both hands and stood up tremblingly, but his body was too weak and his end was already near. He was relying on sucking the blood of others to stay alive.

He couldn't run away, he looked at his fellow apprentices lying on the ground with a ferocious face, stretched out his claws, and a giant python slowly crawled out from behind him.

“Ahem!”

Huang Lao Xie couldn't help but cough twice, covering his mouth, "Baby, go and pull those corpses over here."

He has been raising this evil snake using secret methods for nearly ten years and it is extremely human-like.

At the command, the evil snake rushed forward and entangled itself around the men like a fly knot, pulling them all over at once.

Huang Lao Xie looked at their corpses with an urgent look in his eyes. He could already feel the footsteps of death.

Wait, he suddenly looked up at the tightly closed door in the lobby. The footsteps were very clear, and it was not an illusion!

His face changed, and he knew very well in his heart that it was the man from before who had come. He had tricked him just now, and it would probably be difficult to trick him again.

Thinking of this, Huang Lao Xie reached out and touched the evil snake next to him, his eyes were a little cold, and his voice was hoarse, "Go! Kill the people outside!"

The evil snake did not notice anything unusual. It slid outside quickly and pushed away the corpse of the pirate in front of it.

It thought it was hunting as usual and was completely unaware of Huang Lao Xie's cold gaze.

He murmured, "I raised you, your life belongs to me, if I tell you to die, you must die!"

Although the evil snake is huge, it is ferocious to ordinary people. It is invulnerable to swords and guns and has infinite power.

But when facing the Taoist monk, Huang Lao Xie placed his hand on the corpse and prayed silently in his heart, hoping that he could hold on for a while longer.

He turned his magic power, his eyes turned red, and endless black air spread out from the bodies of several people and quickly entered his nose.

"ah!"

The crisp feeling made Huang Lao Xie couldn't help but let out a strange cry. His originally old face kept changing, shedding layer after layer of dead skin.

In fact, sucking human blood tastes the best and has the best effect, but it’s a pity that I can’t keep up with the time!

Huang Lao Xie smiled evilly and said, it doesn’t matter, because there will be a better one soon, practice Taoism, practice Taoism, and seize the fortune of heaven and earth to nourish yourself.

The higher the level of cultivation, the purer and more fragrant the taste!

He laughed again, a strange laugh. Although the results of the previous two afternoons were a bit bad, he was sure that this time it would be stable.

These are his beloved relatives, brothers, and one of them is worth hundreds of ordinary ones!

As the laughter subsided, Huang Lao Xie heard a thunder outside the door, followed by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground.

The evil snake is finished!

Huang Lao Xie sat quietly cross-legged on the table. Outside, there was a sparse sound of rain and the sound of footsteps on water was getting closer and closer.

“Squeak.”

The door to the lobby was pushed open. Huang Lao Xie stared closely, only to find another little baby.

He couldn't help but get annoyed, "It's another paper man!"

I just killed one and now another one runs away. Do you look down on me so much

Huang Lao Xie was a little annoyed. He swung his sleeves violently, and a skull popped out from his sleeves.

The skull flew in the air, with its fangs and claws bared, and blue fire in its eyes, and it flew towards Russell with a creaking sound.

If a normal person saw such a scene, he would probably be scared to death.

In the middle of the night, a flying head will quietly lie beside your bed and watch you, or it will fly out of the pit when you go to the toilet.

It’s scary to think about it!

Huang Lao Xie was full of confidence. This skull was passed down from his master. It was a first-class evil weapon with great power.

Dealing with a small paper figure should be a piece of cake, right

Thinking of this, he couldn't help laughing again.

But the next moment, Huang Laoxie's expression froze. He saw the little kid at the door didn't dodge or evade, but jumped up directly, and kicked the skull in the air with his right foot with lightning.

"Ah*Wei Eighteen Styles - Creampie!"

The skull was kicked with a creaking sound and flew backwards. Huang Lao Xie was startled and moved very quickly with a red face as he tried to control the evil weapon which was somewhat out of control.

But before he could control himself, Russell laughed again and kicked out several times quickly to the left and right.

"Continuous cumshots!"

This time what was kicked out was not a skull, but bright lightning one after another.

The crackling sound frightened Huang Lao Xie so much that his face turned pale!

Damn it, aren’t you a sinister guy who plays with paper figures? How come you can control thunder and lightning

Huang Lao Xie moved extremely quickly, rolling to the side on the spot. The platform where he had just been sitting cross-legged was instantly electrocuted with several large holes, and black smoke was still slowly emitting from it.

A fierce look flashed in his eyes, and he cast a spell with his left hand, and the skull hovering in the sky turned back.

Perhaps feeling that it was not enough, Huang Lao Xie clasped his hands together, and his whole aura suddenly changed. His long hair fluttered, revealing a dozen skulls on his neck.

The little skull grew bigger and flew in the air with its fangs and claws bared. The dozen or so skulls looked particularly strange.

"go!"

Huang Lao Xie no longer sought to make achievements, he only wanted to save his life. However, what made him despair was that the little kid opposite him kept shaking his head and sighing as he looked at him.

What's going on

It’s a pity that it’s a skull. If it were something else, maybe it could be used to show off its power.

Russell sighed. The person opposite him was an evil cultivator. Judging from his condition, he probably wouldn't be able to squeeze out any good treasures from him.

It's time to end it!

Russell's mind moved, and he stretched out his right hand, and the skull that was rushing towards him stopped moving instantly.

Huang Lao Xie was frightened. He stared at Russell in a daze and called out uncertainly, "Master?"

There are only two people in the world who know this magic, one is him, and the other is his master!

But then he rejected the idea. He saw his master die with his own eyes, otherwise he would not have the courage to attack his fellow disciples.

In an instant, he thought of a possibility and couldn't help but exclaimed.

"Earth Master!!!"

Huang Lao Xie showed horror on his face. Controlling objects with his mind and spirit was a skill only possessed by geomancers. To be able to control so many evil creatures so easily, it must be the real person, not a paper figure.

Such a young ascetic, such a young geomancer?

Huang Lao Xie couldn't help but look up to the sky and roared in grief and anger.

"No! God, you're not fair! You're definitely biased!"