Not everyone has the courage and determination to curse at God when faced with a desperate situation.
"Fuck God! No one can judge me! I want to be better than God!"
Huang Lao Xie acted very cowardly and followed his heart, he knelt down and begged for mercy.
Russell, who had suffered a loss once, was not willing to give him this opportunity. He simply raised his hand and the soul-catching rope hidden in his right hand flew out.
In an instant, the old man's soul was drawn out, and his body was still kneeling stiffly.
Huang Lao Xie was still confused when a small hand patted him on the head silently, causing him to die silently.
"Now you are not a human, you are a ghost. I killed a ghost. Is that okay, my friend?"
Russell squatted in front of Huang Laoxie's body and sighed, poor Huang Laoxie, he could no longer hear.
He stood up slowly, looked at the hall littered with corpses, and couldn't help shaking his head, but there was no sympathy in his heart.
They are all a bunch of damn people!
Russell looked around and had no interest in touching the corpse. He had no interest in money now. What was money
It's just a pile of scrap metal and ordinary stones.
He mobilized his magic power, opened his magic eyes, looked around, and slowly took a step forward. The air around him made a muffled sound out of nowhere.
Then another step followed, and the whole hall began to shake.
In the third step, the ground began to shake and cracks appeared.
The fourth step, like a dragon turning over, the cracks became bigger and bigger, like quicksand, the corpses in the entire hall all sank into the ground as the ground rolled.
Russell was a little surprised. He only took four of the nine steps of Yu Bu, but the effect was so good!
The effect was completely different from what he had achieved when he was at the fifth or sixth level of human master.
If he achieves a high level of cultivation in the future, perhaps he will be like Zhuge Wuhou, who, with one step, can make mountains and rivers move steadily and change their courses. He will be a true Feng Shui master!
While thinking, he took another step forward, and the whole village seemed to be covered by a giant hand. The houses made crackling sounds, and then they could not bear the weight and all collapsed.
This crime, the bandit village entrenched on the Yangtze River, disappeared quietly.
Russell was suspended in the air, looking at the direction where the woman had just escaped. He put his hands behind his back and pondered for a while, but in the end he did not chase after her.
Instead, he raised his hand, and several paper figures fell silently, and a coiled giant snake was pulled out from the ruins.
The big snake opened its mouth wide. There was a big black hole from its skull to its chin. Its eyes were wide open with a look of surprise.
I had no idea how I could be struck by lightning.
Russell turned around and flew towards the boat. He had been hesitating here for a while, and the boat was probably quite a distance away.
Several paper figures worked together, carrying the big snake and chasing after it. This was the spoils of tonight.
I heard that people who practice spiritual cultivation raise snakes, and the smell will be even more fragrant!
Why not chase that woman? Because Russell is petty and holds a grudge!
…
The rain was still pouring down as the woman stumbled and ran in the jungle. The jungle was pitch black and full of thorns.
There seemed to be some ferocious beast hidden in the darkness, but she rushed in without even looking back.
Because Huang Lao Xie is chasing after them, and he is much more ferocious than any beast!
A mild case will cause tendons and bones to be pulled out, blood to be sucked and the snake to be raised; a severe case will cause the soul to be scattered.
The woman ran faster and faster, her eyes revealing unwillingness. She didn't have much magic power to begin with, and it would soon run out.
She knew very well in her heart that her fellow disciples would not be able to hold on for much longer!
Blood!
I want to suck blood!
The woman became more and more desperate. Where could she find someone in such a remote place
Just when her eyes were blurry and she was about to give up, a splashing sound came from the river nearby.
I saw a man swimming out of the Yangtze River, climbing up all wet, cursing.
"Luckily I ran fast. The two stinky Taoist priests were waiting for me. It is never too late for a gentleman to take revenge."
The man was Yuan Hua. He was extremely angry at the moment. He had been living in fear ever since he stuffed the money for Russell's life into his room that day.
Inadvertently catching a glimpse of the way Simu and Russell were looking at him, Yuan Hua was afraid that these two people would settle the score with him later.
So they took the opportunity to change boats when there were many people and they danced all night and ran away.
He was a sailor with many years of experience and was a good swimmer. He used the driftwood to reach the shore safely.
From now on, the sea is wide enough for fish to leap, and the sky is high enough for birds to fly!
Yuan Hua turned around and gave Changjiang a middle finger, spitting at him. When he looked up, he caught a glimpse of a woman standing between the characters "林" and looking at him.
He was startled and thought it was a ghost that wanted to kill him, but when he saw his shadow reflected on the tree, Yuan Hua smiled.
In the wilderness, a man and a woman were alone. Even though it was raining, they would feel sorry for each other if they didn't do anything.
Looking at the woman's wet clothes, Yuan Hua felt that rain would be more appropriate, at least it would be exciting!
He licked his lips, and the woman in the woods also licked her lips. Amid Yuan Hua's hideous grin, she slowly took out a skull from her chest.
Yuan Hua: …
"Master, save me, um... um... save..."
…
"Why do I feel like my eyelids have been twitching today? Is something bad going to happen?"
Russell stood at the bow, rubbing his eyebrows in frustration. This thing kept jumping, making him feel a little nervous.
If it is about the previous life, we can also say that this thing is metaphysics and we should talk about science.
But now...
Let’s talk about metaphysics!
He frowned and counted with his fingers, but he couldn't figure it out. What was going on that was making him so nervous
"You can't calculate it even if you calculate it for a year!" Simu came out from nowhere, holding a skewer of roasted and fragrant snake meat in his hand.
That was Russell's trophy. The snake was too big and there was nothing they could do. The entire boat simply switched from eating fish to eating snakes.
But to be honest, the snake meat is quite chewy and much more fragrant than the fish meat, and the crew members all gave it a thumbs up.
Simu was very proud, "I know why you are so nervous. As long as you call me good uncle, I will tell you!"
Russell snorted disdainfully, rolled his eyes in response, and lay down on the chair at the back to continue his lazy day.
The rain finally stopped after several days, and the sun came out today and it was very warm.
He didn't believe Simu's words. He thought he was lying to him by calling him good uncle master!
Haha, am I the kind of kid who is easily deceived
Simu was not annoyed, but pointed to the distance leisurely, "Little Russell, we will reach the next city in a while, otherwise I will take you there to have some fun and experience the happiness of the world!"
As he spoke, he chuckled and his expression looked particularly obscene.
Russell opened his eyes suddenly and looked at his uncle meaningfully, "Simu, you are so brave!"
Have you considered Uncle Jiu’s opinion before taking me to a prostitute
He rummaged around in his arms, took out the paper figure of Uncle Jiu's contact, and slammed it on the table in front of him.
Needless to say, the miniature paper figure of Uncle Jiu was enough to scare Simu so much that he dared not speak.
Uncle Jiu's nagging is almost as much as Tang Seng's.
But today was a little unusual. Simu was whistling leisurely, without any panic. He took a bite of the snake meat in his mouth leisurely and spoke calmly.
"Your master asked me to take you there!"
"What!!"
Uncle Jiu let his eight-year-old good boy go whoring?
This frightened Russell so much that he stood up and almost fell to the ground.
Simu on the side seemed to be prepared. He narrowed his eyes and attacked as fast as lightning. There was a snapping sound.
A loud bang hit Russell's head, causing him to writhe in pain.
Simu smiled secretly, jumped back a few steps, and threw a round object over.
Russell covered his head with his left hand, caught it steadily with his right hand, and put it in front of him. It turned out to be a cooked egg.
"What is this for?"
Russell gritted his teeth, his eyes flashed white, countless electric snakes jumped from his body, and the ship's planks began to creak.
Facing the angry nephew, Simu said not to panic, there is still hope. He waved his hands helplessly, "Your master asked me to beat you."
master
Russell was stunned.
"You forgot, today is your birthday. It's not even dawn yet and your master is already urging me to get up and boil eggs. It's really annoying!"
Simu put his hands on his hips and said, "If your master hadn't said he could knock you on the head, I would never boil an egg for you."
He spoke with great confidence, completely forgetting Russell's pettiness.
But today, Russell did not bother with Simu. Instead, he looked at the egg in his hand with a twitching mouth.
I don't know where Uncle Jiu learned this rule, but an old man's birthday must be celebrated in a grand manner.
Although there are no elders in the charity cemetery, Uncle Jiu has a master. Every year when it is the master's birthday, Uncle Jiu will make preparations in advance, preparing a large table of dishes and various kinds of paper money and incense.
Although all the dishes were eaten by Russell, Qiu Sheng and Wencai, they still had to be busy for another day.
What we want is the sense of ceremony!
Maybe the master was a bit miserable and couldn't project his energy thousands of miles away like the junior uncle-master. In any case, Russell had never met or spoken to the master.
Later I heard from my master that the young uncle was not of the same generation as my master, but a remarkable person.
It seemed like he came here to travel from a powerful place and was just staying in Maoshan temporarily. Because we were of the same origin, we called him junior uncle according to seniority.
Russell suddenly realized something at that time, and he said, he was such a genius, how could he be so far behind the elders in Maoshan!
The birthdays of elders are very grand, but the birthdays of younger generations are just the opposite.
Every time Russell had his birthday, Uncle Nine would cook him a boiled egg and kindly give him a slap on the head.
If you are unlucky, you can still have a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.
I really don’t know where this custom came from, Russell complained silently. He actually survived like this for eight years.
Do you know how he got through the past eight years
"This year has gone by so fast. I'm already nine years old!"
Russell rubbed his head and ate the egg in his hand happily. He couldn't help feeling a little emotional. Time really passed by so quickly.
Back then, he was still a naive little kid, a newbie who had not yet embarked on the path of cultivation and watched his fellow practitioners pitifully every day.
Unexpectedly, within less than a year, he had grown into a Taoist priest with unfathomable cultivation level, extremely powerful!
Russell was very proud and said, "Hey, I am such a little genius!"
Looking at the snickering Russell, Simu breathed a sigh of relief. Even though his senior brother had said that little Russell would not bear a grudge after beating him today.
But he still hesitated for a long time. Their ancestors for three generations were all narrow-minded, as if it was hereditary.
However, considering that today might be his last chance to beat little Russell, Simu still took action.
Looking at the silly-smiling Russell, Simu scratched his head in frustration, wondering if he had been a little too harsh.
He coughed lightly and said, "Little nephew, come ashore in a while, I'll take you to have some fun. I'll book the restaurant for you today, you can eat whatever you want and order whatever you want!"
Simu patted his chest and said, "Your uncle has money!"
Before Russell could say anything, a hearty laugh was heard, "So today is little Russell's birthday!"
Li Chengyu came over with Li Tianyang. He looked at the egg in Russell's hand with a smile, "Did you get beaten today?"
Russell: …
Where did this custom come from? He originally thought it was created by Uncle Jiu, or it was a tradition of Maoshan.
Before, he was wondering if his uncle was beaten when he was a child and was now bullying him.
After hearing what Li Chengyu said, it seems that this is not a unique tradition.
"Brother Russell, don't be afraid." Li Tianyang seemed to have suffered greatly as well. He clenched his little hands, revealing two fangs.
"When Daddy's birthday comes, I'll call him back, too, um..."
He thought about it seriously and said, "I'm going to hit him twice!"
Russell almost laughed and reached out to pat him on the shoulder. This was the first time he patted someone on the shoulder. Before, he always patted people's thighs.
"Tianyang, you are really a good son to your father. This is a fine tradition that must be carried on in the future."
"Um."
Li Tianyang nodded very seriously, without noticing the dark face of Li Chengyu beside him.
What a filial and good son I am!
Li Chengyu shook his head and continued to look at Russell and said, "It just so happens that I have some business to discuss in the city. How about having someone welcome me and celebrate the little Taoist's birthday?"
He actually had some little ideas in mind. He invited the two Taoist priests over so that he would have someone to protect him and not have to worry about encountering any demons or monsters.
Secondly, he had heard that the Taoist priest was good at judging people and could make accurate judgments, so he also wanted to ask the two of them to go and take a look and make some checks.
Russell nodded. He had been on the boat for a long time and was really a little bored. It would be nice to go out for a walk.
Simu, who was standing by, was anxious. "No, no, I have to be the one to treat my nephew on his birthday. This is the rule!"
As if wanting to prove something, Simu hurried away, and then hurried back with a box in his hands.
It hit the deck with a loud bang, and the lid of the box was opened, revealing a ray of golden light.
It turned out to be a box of large yellow croaker!
Li Chengyu couldn't help but open his mouth wide. His Li family's assets might not be that much.
Isn’t it said that those who practice Taoism are all paupers
This... poor