Li Chengyu exchanged a few "friendly" greetings with the skinny guy, and then, under his leadership, headed to the Liu family compound.
It's not to have a banquet, but to do some serious business.
What's the important matter
It turned out that when Li Chengyu was greeting Shouhou, he inevitably mentioned Shouhou's father Liu Heizi.
Liu Heizi was not sick from anger, but he had a strange disease that made his whole body covered with frost, and even in the scorching summer it felt like winter.
The doctors thought I had typhoid fever and prescribed many medicines but none of them worked. They then sought help from a Western doctor, but he was also helpless.
Not only that, strange things happened frequently in the mansion. Strange noises came from Liu Mansion's pigpen in the middle of the night, and many pigs disappeared.
Everyone in the mansion was in a panic, but fortunately they were all old servants, so there was no trouble.
Russell didn't care and didn't hear anything. Instead, he frowned, as if he had thought of something, and said he wanted to go to Liu's house to take a look.
Perhaps it was because he was desperate to try anything, perhaps it was because he wanted to give it all he could, or perhaps it was because of Li Chengyu's recommendation, the skinny monkey was so overjoyed that he seemed to be afraid that Simu would change his mind, so he led the way ahead.
Russell shook his shoulders and looked at the sky. It was still early and there was no rush, so he decided to go and take a look!
He is the most famous doctor in the world. No matter what disease you have, he can cure you with a slap, no, with a piece of paper.
It can also strengthen the kidneys and beautify the face, but this will cost extra and will require two more punches.
But then again, no one has asked me to fight him in a while, and my rejuvenation boxing skills are feeling a bit lonely!
Simu held Russell's hand, not knowing what he was recalling. He lowered his head and warned Russell, "Don't be so quick later. Let me take a look."
He was afraid that Russell would discover something unusual before he even saw the person and slap the person to death, which would mean the person would be killed without a complete body.
Russell's eyes rolled and he covered his mouth with his hands and laughed, "Old lover?"
"Hey, you little kid, what do you know?"
Simu pressed his hat with his hand and looked around quietly, "I'm not sure, I think it's from Miaojiang."
Miaojiang? Gushu
Russell thought of the target of this mission, the Liu family in Miaojiang, and the woman with the surname Wei, and couldn't help feeling a little surprised.
It’s not that few people from Miaojiang come out, but this place is far away from Miaojiang.
While he was thinking, the skinny monkey stopped and pointed to the big house in front of him, "This is my home, everyone please come in!"
Russell was stationed there, looking up at the feng shui of the house, his eyes narrowed, and he couldn't stop shaking his head and sighing.
That cute look immediately made Skinny Monkey laugh. He joked to Li Chengyu, "It's quite interesting that this little kid is imitating his master!"
He stopped laughing because he noticed that Li Chengyu and Simu's expressions looked a little strange and serious.
This... is this a joke
Simu was not specialized in Feng Shui, so he didn't see it completely and he didn't have a compass in his hand, but he believed in Russell very much.
Because Uncle Jiu once said that Russell is the person with the highest attainments in Feng Shui today, who made him so awesome in his previous life!
Simu couldn't help but ask, "Is there a problem?"
"have!"
Russell nodded.
"Is it dirty?"
"No, if you live in this house, it's easy to have no descendants!"
Russell said this seriously, and the skinny guy next to him came out to slap him in the face, "You two are really funny. If living here means I will have no descendants, then that means I am not my father's biological child?"
The skinny monkey looked a little unfriendly, and his attitude had obviously cooled down a lot.
Russell did not explain. Li Chengyu, who was standing beside him, seemed to be thinking about something. He looked at Liu Fu in front of him and suddenly asked, "Shou Hou, how old are you this year?"
"Ah, twenty."
"How many years have we not seen each other?"
"Uncle Chengyu, it's been almost ten years."
"Ten years!" Li Chengyu looked at the Liu Mansion in front of him and shook his head. "I remember that the last time I came here, you didn't live here. And it's been ten years. It seems that you are the only descendant of your Liu family!"
The skinny monkey's face changed when he heard this. His father, Liu Heizi, was not a loyal person. He was promiscuous and had sex with many women, including those on flower boats and brothels. He had never missed a single one.
And his mother is still alive, but for so many years, it seems that the Liu family really only has him as a son, and not even a daughter.
He was born by his mother before they moved into the Liu Mansion!
this…
The skinny monkey still couldn't believe it, "Maybe, maybe it's a coincidence?"
Russell smiled and stretched out his hand directly to Simu. Simu understood what he meant and handed his hat to Russell.
After getting the hat, he turned around at the door, took three steps forward, and then took several steps to the right. Russell stood still, stretched out his little hand forward, and then let go.
The hat actually floated in the air, causing the skinny monkey to open his mouth wide in surprise.
But the even more amazing thing was yet to come. The hat actually emitted bursts of water vapor, which was particularly obvious under the sunlight.
It’s not summer now, but the transition from autumn to winter, and the weather is still very cold!
"Too angry?"
Simu did figure out something. This house had too much fire energy, and the kidney belongs to water, and among the five elements, fire overcomes water.
How can you give birth to a child when you are so angry
Russell put his hands behind his back and walked gracefully into Liu's house. Four eyes followed closely behind him. Li Chengyu took Li Tianyang in by the hand, leaving the skinny monkey standing there with a confused look on his face.
He circled around the hanging straw hat, feeling around, up, down, left, and right, but couldn't find any rope.
Skinny Monkey was completely shocked!
"Oh my goodness, Confucius never said there is such a thing!"
The skinny monkey touched his head. He had read so many books, but had never seen anything like this.
After a while, he suddenly came to his senses, slapped his head with his hand, and shouted inside, "Little fairy, little fairy, wait for me, wait for me!"
…
The skinny monkey led the way to Liu Heizi's room. He met many servants on the way, but no one dared to ask questions.
Everyone entered Liu Heizi's room smoothly and saw a man lying on the bed at a glance. His face was pale, he was as thin as a skeleton, and he was unconscious.
Li Chengyu felt a little uncomfortable. The Liu Heizi he met back then was not handsome and cool, but at least he was tall and mighty.
Just like the skinny monkey now, he used to be tall and strong, but now, he looks like a loser who smokes opium.
"well!"
Li Chengyu sighed, and Simu stepped forward to take the patient's pulse. He was not an old Chinese doctor, but actually used his spirit to enter the body and spy on the details of the situation inside.
"How long has it been?"
Simu suddenly asked, he was very depressed because he couldn't find anything unusual.
It doesn't look like a poisonous insect, but rather someone who has been smoking opium for a long time. He is skinny and a little cold.
The skinny monkey was very respectful at this moment. Russell's small gesture at the door just now made him understand one thing completely.
They were barely two people, but they were truly capable, unlike the bunch of losers he had hired before!
The thin monkey quickly replied, "About seven days. Seven days ago, my father was still very healthy."
"Seven days?"
Simu couldn't believe it, his brows were furrowed. He became like this in just seven days. If you didn't know, you would have thought he was going to be buried!
But we clearly checked and there is nothing unusual about this person
Russell put his hands behind his back and looked at the calligraphy and paintings in the room leisurely. It was not that he didn't want to help, but Simu had told him not to interfere.
What if he killed the poisonous insect suspected to be his old lover with a slap? Tsk tsk!
At this moment, footsteps were heard from outside, the door of the room was pushed open, and a woman in rich clothes walked in.
She looked at everyone with a bad face, "Who are these people? They want to come to my Liu Mansion to defraud people. Get out of here!"
As he said this, he waved his hand and called to the servants behind him, "Drive them all out. If they come in again, break their legs!"
"Mother!"
The skinny monkey was about to interrupt when the woman glared at him fiercely. The eight-foot-tall man dared not utter a word.
Seven or eight people rushed in aggressively. Russell frowned and snorted softly. Everyone fell to their knees as if they were being crushed by a mountain.
The woman took two steps back in horror, somewhat panicked and at a loss.
At this time, Li Chengyu stepped forward and interrupted, "Hahaha, hot girl, you still have this hot temper, you've suffered a loss today!"
He was actually gloating. When the woman saw that it was him, her expression became even more unfriendly and she bared her teeth.
"How dare you come here? If you hadn't taken Liu Heizi to visit the brothel, would I have broken his legs?"
Li Chengyu smiled awkwardly and muttered in his heart, why hasn't this tigress's temper changed yet
If I hadn't run fast, I would have been the one with a broken leg.
The room fell into silence. The person kneeling on the ground stared at each other with eyes wide open, unable to utter a word. He could only squeeze his eyes to beg for mercy.
Russell waved his hand, and those people felt relieved and ran out in panic as if they had seen a ferocious beast.
The woman did not stop him, but glanced at Russell. She knew that she had met a master today, not a so-called liar, so her expression immediately changed and she smiled.
Russell turned his head away without even looking at her, leaving the woman standing there awkwardly. He quickly gave the skinny monkey a look.
The skinny monkey suddenly came to his senses, hurriedly came to Russell, bent down and bowed, "Little Taoist priest, it was really a misunderstanding just now, I apologize to you on behalf of my mother!"
He smiled bitterly, "Father has been ill for seven days. We have consulted many doctors, prescribed many kinds of medicine, and seen many monks and Taoist priests. You drank a lot of magic water, but the result is..."
He pointed at Liu Heizi lying on the bed and said, "My father was still able to walk two days ago, but now he is like this!"
Their family was really scared of being cheated. If there were two more scammers, his father would probably be buried like this on the spot.
Russell ignored him and turned to Liu Heizi, looking at him carefully, and they silently made way for each other.
He was not embarrassed at all, but rather proud of himself, "This is my nephew, he is the most talented person in the world, he was also the best in Maoshan!"
As he said this he gave a thumbs up. The people around him became more respectful and praised him a lot, which made Simu feel a little smug.
Although he is not my apprentice, but he is my nephew. Hehe, it’s great to have a talented nephew!
Russell took another look, slapped Liu Heizi hard on the chest, and then quickly moved away.
Liu Heizi sat up straight like a corpse. The skinny monkey and the woman were overjoyed. Before they got close to him, they saw Liu Heizi vomiting a lot on the ground.
There were also undigested paper talismans, Chinese medicine residues, and Western medicine residues, which were vomited all over the floor.
It seems that I have eaten a lot in these seven days!
“That’s it!”
Simu exclaimed in surprise and stared at a tiny, invisible insect crawling on the ground.
"It's the poor ice worm!"