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Chapter 202: Identification completed, scumbag!

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“Dear Russell the Great:

Hello.

When you see this letter, I bet you will be completely stunned, just like the third emoticon package on my phone.

Hehehe, it’s a pity you can’t see it. To be honest, this emoticon pack is really good.

Speaking of which, you may not believe it, but I come from the future, about ninety years away from your time. There are no monsters and demons in this era, but some strange changes have taken place.

A strange thing appeared, called the Gifted.

The abilities of gifted people are bizarre and extremely magical. How magical are they

Forget it. You won’t understand even if I tell you.

I grew up listening to your legend, and I have great respect for you. Your legend is simply a medal of an era.

But I am just an ordinary gifted person, and I can only communicate with people who have the same name as me.

Isn’t it a coincidence

My name is Russell too!

This is considered a very useless ability by some people, and I think so too, because in my time, we have a magical tool that can communicate over thousands of miles.

How to say it

It's just like the paper man communication technique you know, maybe it's a little more advanced than yours, and Wanli can hear it clearly.

I thought I would live like an ordinary person, until I found that I could communicate the past and the future, then I felt that I was not a waste, I was not an ordinary person.

Can you help me

Just a little help please, Big Daddy Russell!

Let me tell you another little secret. I found that since the Qin Dynasty, there has always been a very powerful person named Russell in every dynasty.

It’s a pity that my ability is too weak and I can only communicate with you, who is closest to my era.

I found your secret from a small notebook. I heard that you let it slip when you were making a bet with a woman, and it was recorded as a funny thing.

Hehehe, Emperor Russell, you will never know how popular you will be in later generations. Almost everyone will use you when chatting.

Please, Big Dad Russell, have mercy on the child!"

Who knows how Russell felt when he saw this letter? His expression at this moment was really like an emoticon package.

I originally thought that it was a top-notch mastermind, but I never expected that I would encounter a wild protagonist

"I'm someone's fucking grandfather?"

Russell scratched his head, and suddenly he thought of a question. This treasure chest was given to him, so how did it end up in the hands of his junior uncle

"strangeness."

Russell muttered to himself, this guy is also a talent, his ability to call names has been developed to this extent.

He couldn't help but feel a little weird in his heart. In every era, there is always a very powerful person named Russell.

this…

Russell looked solemn and pondered for a long time. He took out a purple paper man from his arms and carefully engraved the spell of the starving ghost on it.

Because he didn't know whether the gifted person was an extraordinary person or a cultivator, he could only engrave it carefully and try his best to make it usable by an ordinary person.

After a long time, Russell followed the woman's virtual instructions and put the paper man into the treasure chest. In fact, he also had a little idea.

He has a connection with this paper man, and Russell will definitely be able to sense it if he stays within a hundred miles of him.

Even gods cannot travel a hundred miles away in one breath.

Just after putting the paper man in, something surprising happened again to Russell.

The treasure chest moved and a letter came out from somewhere. Then very quickly, the treasure chest in front of him flashed and disappeared in front of him.

Russell was a little confused. The connection with the paper man really disappeared. He bent down and picked up the letter that had just fallen out.

Dear Russell Dad:

You are my dear father! I have received the things you sent me, which is really awesome.

Although it consumes some food, it doesn’t matter. After all, I have money.

To thank you for your support, I gave you some useful things in return. Due to the limitations of a gifted person, I cannot reveal too much to you or communicate with you too much.

But thank you very much, dear Dad Russell. If possible, could you keep a few more of the talismans that you licked with your saliva when you were a child

That thing has become a national treasure, it's very rare. If I want that thing, can't lazy girl just pick up as many as she wants

Oh hahahaha.

Oops, back to the topic, please remember the message I gave you.

After you subdue the turtle spirit in Xiao Taihu Lake, the next day, please do not leave, but go to Poyang Lake instead, as there is a very important person there who needs to be rescued.

If you don't go, you will regret it. Finally, you have many friends, but you have even more enemies. What you want to do is too big, you want to break everything, and you take on too much.

You have had a miserable life. Take care, Russell the Great! ! "

Russell was silent for a long time, staring at the sky without saying anything. In a trance, his right hand shook, and the letters between his fingers were instantly burned to ashes by the flames and drifted in the air with the wind.

In Poyang Lake, there is a person who needs to be rescued.

Who is it

Should this future person believe it? Is this trip a trap

Russell pondered for a long time until Simu came running over, panting, wiping the sweat off his face with his clothes.

He looked at Russell who was safe and sound, and he heaved a sigh of relief, complaining, "I was really scared to death. Junior Master-Uncle is really something. Why didn't he do it earlier?"

He looked at her carefully, and even though she was unharmed, he couldn't help but ask, "How are you? Are you injured?"

Russell shook his head and looked at the small lake in front of him. In the future, will this place be called Little Taihu Lake

At this time, the Small Taihu Lake is not yet full of water. With the surging water from the Yangtze River rolling in, it will probably take a while to fill it up.

"Uncle Master, if there is one thing you don't do, you will regret it later, will you do it?"

I thought Simu would hesitate, but unexpectedly, Simu said without hesitation, "Yes!"

"What if it's dangerous?"

"meeting!"

He sneered at Russell's head, and said, "You little brat, you clearly have the answer in your mind, but you pretend to ask me, haha!"

"I can do anything!"

As Russell spoke, he couldn't help laughing.

A woman will tell 4,000 lies in her life, and a man will tell more than 8,000 lies. Of them, 2,000 are okay, and 3,000 will be okay.

"Let's go, Uncle Master. This may be very troublesome."

"Where are you going?"

"Poyang Lake!"

Poyang Lake, Poyang Lake Temple.

It is another Lake God Celebration, and the celebration is particularly grand. Almost every household hangs up lanterns and decorations, and performs dragon and lion dances.

Because this is the 133rd year of good weather in Poyang Lake, every household here has enough food and warm clothes, and their lives are exceptionally rich.

No matter how chaotic the world is outside, they are peaceful here because they have a Poyang Lake God here.

They don't believe in Buddha, the Jade Emperor, God, or the emperor.

You only need to kowtow to the statue of Poyang Lake God every day. There is no restriction on the three kinds of livestock, no need to sacrifice people, and no need to sacrifice dolls. You only need to kneel down and worship every day, and there will be good weather and good harvests.

What a good God!

What a great Poyang Lake God!

They are the happy, healthy and prosperous Poyang Lake fishing village.

"What a remarkable feat! Such a large formation, I wonder how many years it will take!"

His face was filled with horror. He stood at the bow of the ship, staring at the sky.

Ordinary people cannot see it, but he can see clearly that it is as if a net has been spread across the sky, and each branch of the net falls silently on everyone's head.

Rays of white light went up along the branches, and from time to time, red light flashed by.

“So cruel!”

The four eyes were wide open. That thing in the sky was a magic array, the cult's famous array for changing destiny.

Just as the name suggests, it is a formation that can seize fortune and change destiny. There are also righteous people who have such formations, but most of them are borrowing from heaven and will be repaid in the future.

The reason why cults are called cults is because they go against the will of heaven and change destiny, and it is others who bear the consequences.

The most terrifying thing is that this was originally a very difficult thing, but now it has been accomplished imperceptibly without any consequences.

Because, this is all their own will!

Although the big monster is dead, the formation is still going on. Perhaps the people of Poyang Lake who enjoy abundance and peace have never noticed one thing.

They haven't had a talented scholar or a military general in the past two or three hundred years. No one wants to leave, and no one lives over the age of fifty.

Perhaps in their cognition, they only need to stay in Poyang Lake, perhaps human life expectancy is fifty years old, and perhaps the outside world has nothing to do with them.

Russell also nodded. If yesterday's shocking battle had taken place here, the big monster would definitely not have died so quickly.

With the help of the incense, the power of wishes, and the formations here, maybe I can withstand a few more attacks!

“It’s just a pity.”

Russell looked at the incense in the sky. This was a good thing, but it was a pity that it was a bit messy. He didn't have a deity to filter it, so he could only watch.

However, his target was not here, but far away.

Directly in the distance at the port, there is a huge platform surrounded by people dancing the dragon in celebration.

The two dragons swayed back and forth, and their dragon balls were hanging on the wooden stake in the middle. On the wooden stake were not only the dragon balls, but also a tied up girl.

Her face was pale, and she looked at everything below in confusion. She opened her hoarse mouth and spoke weakly.

"You...get...out...of...this...prison."

Everyone sneered at her. This girl was a lunatic and could perform witchcraft. She had been hanging here for two days.

They just quietly waited for the river god to appear and give this witch justice!

"What is that!"

One person stared into the distance in amazement, then one or two more, and everyone stopped.

I saw a flash of white light in the distance, and a huge gully appeared in the calm Poyang Lake, and two huge waves rolled to the left and right.

The lake was split into two and could not come together again. This miraculous sign shocked everyone.

"The river god has arrived!"

Someone shouted, and they all knelt on the ground, not daring to raise their heads. Naturally, no one noticed that the girl on the wooden stake had disappeared.

On board.

"Hey, Russell, where did you kidnap this young wife from? She looks a lot older than you!"

Simu had a wicked smile on his face, and his obscene look made Russell roll his eyes.

I took a close look at the girl. She had small breasts, a flat butt, and long, thin legs.

Looking at her face again, she looks okay, very young and fair. I have concluded that she is a scumbag.

Russell felt bored, but Simu, who was standing by, was shaking in disbelief, staring at the girl blankly, "You, you are from Miaojiang?"

Miao territory

Russell took another careful look and saw the special clothes the girl was wearing. He touched his waist and saw the ice worm in the gourd moving constantly.

He raised his eyebrows. The person in front of him seemed to be the little girl from Liu Heizi's family who had cast a curse on him to save him.

It’s a small world, but what does this have to do with Russell

Could it be that this is Simu’s illegitimate daughter

Russell looked at Simu, then looked at the girl who turned her head away and didn't want to look at Simu, and his gossipy mind suddenly arose.

Uncle Master Simu, I remembered that you were not a virgin, Yo yo yo, hee, I seem to have discovered some incredible secret.

Just as Russell was laughing secretly, Simu turned around and glared at him fiercely, "What are you looking at, you little pervert? Get out now!"

It's outrageous!

I'm only 9 fucking years old!