The corpse in the iron coffin continued to pretend to be dead, not daring to breathe.
Russell just glanced at the coffin with a smile, but didn't reveal it, because he was really interested.
It was neither a zombie, nor a monster, nor a human, nor a ghost. When the Seven-Star Sword stabbed it, there was not a single drop of blood. There was no reaction when the talisman was pasted on it.
It's extremely rare.
Russell clenched his right hand, put his hands behind his back, and slowly walked into the room. It was late at night and it was time for the children to go to bed.
Silence returned to the yard, and it looked particularly mysterious under the moonlight.
A trembling sound was heard, and the eight iron chains that were originally tied to the surface of the coffin slowly retracted and were actually retracted into the coffin.
Upon closer inspection, it turned out that the other end of the iron chain came from the bottom of the coffin, which was really surprising.
The coffin lid moved quietly, opening a hole silently, and then there was no movement for a long time.
I don’t know how long it took, a finger quietly stretched out, and then quietly retracted.
After a long while, the dead body's head poked out, looked at the empty yard, and let out a long sigh.
The yard was very quiet and there was no one around. The little kid must have gone to sleep. It was a perfect opportunity for him to escape!
The corpse thought happily that he was just a corpse and didn't want to really die.
If he fell into the hands of that little kid, he would be crushed to ashes and that would be really a disaster.
However, he did not act quickly. Instead, he listened carefully to the movements around him. After hearing no breathing sounds for a long time, he carefully crawled out half of his body.
Soon, the corpse froze and stared at the top of the courtyard in amazement.
There was no one there, only a Bagua formation that was constantly rotating and emitting golden light.
I don’t know if ordinary people can see it, but the corpse can see it very clearly. Feeling the terrifying pressure from the Bagua Formation, he definitely doesn’t think it is fake.
The corpse was silent for a moment, then lay back in the coffin silently. He hooked a pull ring at the bottom of the coffin with his fingers, and the eight chains were strangely connected together again.
The coffin fell into silence and darkness again, and the corpse looked at the coffin lid with resentment.
He thought people of his time were too cowardly, but he didn't expect that people nowadays are even more cowardly. What's wrong with this era
Why…
The dead body was trembling with fear in the coffin, wondering how he would explain himself if he was found out that he was not a real dead body.
The last time I had this feeling was when I was learning from Boss Cao. The husband from the opposite side came back and I lied that he came to borrow rice.
That feeling was simply unsettling.
He was not the only one who was nervous. There was also Old Man Chen and Old Man Chen who were staring wide-eyed in the room and dared not sleep.
Not sleeping is just a matter for the second half of tonight. If I close my eyes, my whole life might be over.
Who knows if the female corpse has any accomplices
Although the young Taoist priest is right next door, it is still better to be cautious. After all, life is short and you only have one.
The atmosphere became increasingly subtle. In that small courtyard, three out of four people couldn't sleep. However, time always passed quickly.
As soon as the day dawned and the roosters crowed, Russell set out with the coffin to chase the Li family's boat.
Old Man Chen and Old Man Chen worked together to carry the coffin to the bank of the Yangtze River. They originally planned to row a small boat to send Russell and the coffin over.
Unexpectedly, Russell shook his head and lightly tapped the coffin with his toes. The coffin flew straight forward in an instant as if hit by a huge rock.
With another light leap, Russell put his hands behind his back, stepped on the coffin, and flew on the coffin like an ancient swordsman.
Old Man Chen exclaimed that it was amazing, he was truly the reincarnation of a god!
"It's so slow. I should bring more talisman paper next time."
Russell crossed his arms and looked helplessly at the coffin at his feet. There were floating spells stuck under the coffin.
If he hadn't stepped on it, the coffin would have floated directly into space, but it's hard to say, maybe it would have stayed in the stratosphere and made uniform circular motion.
This problem, which has tormented Russell for several years, seems to be something that can only be explained by Newton's resurrection.
I don’t know how long I flew, maybe two hours, maybe three hours, Russell had already seen the Li family’s ship.
He exerted force lightly with his feet, and the coffin under his feet slowly fell down and landed heavily on the deck, which scared the people who were doing morning exercises so much that they jumped up.
Looking at the gloomy wooden coffin in front of them, they couldn't help but glance at Russell, "Tsk tsk tsk, are you preparing a coffin for your brother again? I think you want to get beaten again."
Hehe, he heard from Uncle Jiu that Russell was a very filial disciple, who wanted to carry a good coffin home when he saw it.
He said that it was to prepare for Uncle Jiu's funeral. Uncle Jiu was very pleased to see such a filial disciple.
It's just that the bamboo behind the yard grows too slowly and can't keep up with the speed of the Russell's growth.
"snort!"
When talking about his shameful past, Russell looked disdainful and turned around and took out a small notebook from his arms.
"On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, my unscrupulous uncle taunted me with his four eyes. Russell will take revenge. It's not too late. I will wait until Miaojiang. Hehehe!"
"What are you doing?"
The four of them looked around the coffin, and vaguely heard Russell's obscene hiccups.
"No, no, no." Russell Alliance put away the thick little notebook. "I just thought of a good thing. We are getting closer and closer to Miaojiang. This time we will definitely be able to hold our heads high!"
Simu nodded slowly. If he was 60% sure before, he would still be a little hesitant.
Now he has a 90% chance of success, and Russell can completely sweep across Miao territory.
After all, this is just a grave visit, not a life-and-death fight. Who knows, you might even become relatives in the future!
If the ancestor was willing to give face and directly sent a great master to possess the body, the entire Miao region would probably be in trouble as the thousand-foot-tall Dharma body was in trouble.
Looking up, I guess he's not even as big as his toes, so where would I get the courage to fight
"Well, little nephew, you are speaking better and better now."
After hearing what Russell said, Simu nodded with great satisfaction, then turned his head and focused his attention on the coffin in front of him.
Turning left and right, looking at the eye pattern above, his brows began to frown.
"What is this?"
Simu was also confused. Why couldn’t they remember any sect using eyes as a pattern
It's just so weird.
Russell didn't feel surprised that Simu didn't know about this. After all, the ancient city of Jingjue had long disappeared in the long river of history.
There is no strange or bizarre inheritance. Even if there is, it is buried in the desert and no one knows about it.
Perhaps we have to wait for several decades before three daring tomb robbers come and make their way there.
Thinking of those three daring tomb robbers, Russell couldn't help but laugh. He really wondered what Hu Bayi's expression would be when he saw his family heirloom
He thought he was a tomb-raiding lieutenant inherited from his ancestors, but in fact he was just a writer of pornographic books and painters of pornographic pictures.
That expression, hahahaha!
Russell opened the coffin and said, "I'm just wondering how this thing, which is neither a human nor a corpse nor a demon nor a ghost, could be possible?"
This is his problem. If a normal corpse is buried in the river, it will completely rot and turn into bones within a month or two.
Or they can't breathe and their whole body becomes stiff, turning into a zombie.
But the one in front of him didn't look like that at all. There was no reaction even when the Seven Star Sword was inserted into his chest.
"oh?"
After hearing Russell's story, Simu carefully looked at the corpse in the coffin. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he gently pushed his eyes with his fingers.
Russell didn’t know if he was dazzled or what, but he felt Simu’s eyes suddenly light up, as if someone was possessed.
"Bring something here."
"What are you looking for?"
Simu touched his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly looked at the bird feathers on the ground and a sly smile appeared on his face.
There isn't much else now, but there are a lot of wild animals, flying in the sky, running on the ground, and swimming in the water. You can catch a lot of them.
The birds flying in the sky are the most annoying. When you are on the deck enjoying the scenery or fishing, suddenly a flock of white birds comes to you.
Simu was so angry that he kept yelling at the flock of birds in the sky. Little Russell was so happy beside him that he held his belly and laughed out loud.
Until a blind man pulled it on Russell's head very accurately. Simu can still clearly remember Russell's dull little expression.
Who can't you offend
Just happened to provoke this petty-minded person.
From that day on, there was no longer a single bird within a mile of the Li family’s boat.
Put that thing on the fire to roast, sprinkle some oil, some spices, and dip it in a little flour, and the little kids on the boat will cry with greed.
Picking up a long bird feather, Simu had a smirk on his face. Russell also crossed his hands in front of his chest and watched the show quietly.
At this time, the dead body in the coffin was unaware of the seriousness of the problem and was still feeling complacent.
His skill of pretending to be dead was perfect. He had received professional training. Even if it was something funny, he would not...
"Hahaha, it's so itchy!"
A strange itch came from the lower body, the dead man's eyelids twitched, and he covered it with his hand without leaving a trace, trying to stop the evil hand.
Two pairs of eyes were cast over, and the corpse became stiff, lying there straight, and began to play dead again.
Four eyes:…
Russell: …
dead body:…
"Okay, I admit that I am a living person." The corpse sat up helplessly and looked at Simu with resentment.
If it weren’t for this wicked person, I probably wouldn’t have woken up and would not have been exposed.
"Someone from the Beast Gate?"
Simu raised his eyebrows and asked confidently, "I've heard that the Hundred Beasts Sect has a magical skill that imitates a turtle, which allows one to live a long life. I didn't expect it to be true."
It would have been fine if he didn't mention the Hundred Beasts Gate. As soon as he mentioned the Hundred Beasts Gate, the corpse in front of him became very crazy and his face turned red with anger.
The corpse had been pretending to be dead because he saw that Russell was too young and his cultivation was too high, and he was afraid that he didn't have enough experience, so he slapped him to death, thinking he was a zombie.
It would have been fine if I didn't know, but I happened to meet someone who knew about it, and he even teased me with a feather.
Normal people would scratch the soles of their feet, but this dog just scratched that place.
"ah… "
The corpse became furious and jumped out of the coffin, hugging Simu and starting to beat him. Russell looked up at the sky in confusion.
"Oh, it's getting dark. I can't see anything."
"Luo...ah..."
"Oh, the wind is a bit strong." Russell used his little finger to pick his ears, "Why can't I hear anything at all."
“Ah… Ah…”