Although Russell had heard that the Chinese sturgeon was very delicious, he decided to be honest for once because of the attention of the legendary supreme river crab god.
As long as I turn a wild one into a domesticated one and change its name, it is no longer a Chinese sturgeon and the law cannot punish me.
Russell licked his lips quietly. These arrogant words were not said by him, but by someone named Luo.
Either being sentenced or on the way to being sentenced.
The huge Iron-faced Dragon King, who was swimming happily around the boat, had no idea that he had escaped a disaster because a certain little kid was coveting his body.
It swam non-stop, extremely happy, because it had not heard this familiar whistle for many years.
Its little head was a little confused. Why was this person so strange? He only showed up two or three times in such a long time
At this time, the vast river was rolling with waves, the Li family's boat was swaying on it, and Chen Laogou's face was covered with cold sweat.
He remembered that his dragon king was only about one meter long back then, and he only called it the Iron-faced Dragon King jokingly.
Looking at the huge monster spinning in circles in front of him, Chen Laogou didn't know how many times he had been silent.
"cough!"
Just when he was at a loss, Russell beside him coughed, and the Seven Star Sword in his hand reflected the light under the sunlight, "I don't know if my sword is sharp enough, I want to find someone to test it."
As he spoke, his eyes glanced over unnoticeably, causing Chen Laogou to shudder and wipe the cold sweat from his forehead with his hand.
"Wait a minute, I think I can still save it."
Chen Laogou looked at the young Russell and wondered whose naughty child was this
He has such a high level of cultivation, but he is also very secretive and can extort money. He is not as easy to fool as other little kids.
No, no, I’m going to bleed a lot today, I have to get through this first.
Chen Laogou's eyes rolled around and he said, "I'll find a chance to slip away and bury myself in the ground. Two hundred years later, I'll jump around on this little guy's grave."
I have already thought about what to plant on the grave. I will plant two trees, one is a fruit tree and the other is also a fruit tree.
What kind of fruit tree is it, you ask
One is a date tree, and the other is also a date tree.
"Well, actually I still have a lot of treasures." Chen Laogou rubbed his hands, "In order to live a good life, I always prepare a lot of treasures before going to bed."
baby
Before Russell spoke, Simu's eyes lit up. He used to be a rich man, but ever since he had a daughter.
He felt that he was still a little poor, after all, he only owned a few boxes of yellow croaker.
The guy in front of me has lived for 500 years. If you throw out a little bit of his life, he can still make a few small mountains of gold.
Who would refuse the opportunity to sleep on a mountain of gold
Just like who can refuse that your wife is Liu Yifei, Liu Yifei doesn't recommend you to have another one.
"But there is still a problem." Chen Laogou frowned, "I put the treasure in the tomb and set up many traps. After so many years, I am not sure."
There is a saying that goes, "The world changes with time." Over time, whether it is the landform or something else, there will be drastic changes.
Maybe this will take a long time, but nature has a diligent worker, and that is human beings.
Under the hands of human beings, the world is always changing at an accelerated rate.
Chen Laogou has faced such dilemmas several times. When he woke up, he couldn't find the treasure he buried many times, so he had to run away and pretend to be a liar or sell his ass.
Of course, we are looking for women to sell, not men.
There were several times when I was blocked at the door, it was so exciting!
Just because of this, the Hundred Beasts Sect was wiped out 17 times. Although he was the only one in the Hundred Beasts Sect, he had to hide and sleep every time he was chased. It was so frustrating.
Chen Laogou looked helpless. Who could blame him for being so handsome? Those women were rich and lonely, and they were just attracted to each other. Why did they chase him
Is this the legendary handsome guy being chopped off
"In the tomb?"
When Simu heard Chen Laogou's distress, he smiled somewhat immorally and looked directly at Russell.
Russell also laughed. Although he was not a professional tomb robber, he was a Taoist priest.
Taoist priests are a profession among tomb robbers.
Do you know Feng Shui
Coincidentally, I can do it too. I don’t even need a compass and can just use my eyes.
You know the rules of tomb robbing, can you reason with ghosts and gods
Coincidentally, that ghost is my buddy. If he doesn’t agree, I will slap him to death.
Do you know how to deal with zongzi? Do you have the black donkey hooves passed down from your ancestors
What a coincidence, I have one too. Do you think my athlete’s foot is amazing
Russell held up two of his fingers, shook his head helplessly and sighed, "Brother, it's not that I'm stealing your food, it's just that the other party is giving too much."
The 500-year collection includes not only gold, silver and jewelry, but also strange things. Russell doesn't believe that Chen Laogou doesn't collect martial arts secrets.
Although he doesn't know how to practice these things, who knows, he might be able to deduce something new from them
Seeing the confident looks of Simu and Russell, Chen Laogou looked at Simu's Taoist robe and fell into silence for a long time.
Could it be that he ran into two tomb raiders
When he was sleeping in the tomb before, he often encountered these immoral brats who would carry his coffin and run away.
Every time he woke up and greeted them, wanting them to send him back, they were all scared away.
Chen Laogou is a famous handsome guy, is he that scary
…
The three of them embarked on a tomb-robbing journey. Standing on the head of the Iron-Headed Dragon King, Russell truly enjoyed what it meant to be arrogant.
We can't eat it, but we can still use it as a mount. There's no law against this, right
Chen Laogu's tomb is quite close. In fact, it is in a cave between the nearby mountain walls. After all, it is too far away. What if I can't find it
If that were the case, the Hundred Beasts Sect would be destroyed for the 18th time.
The entrance to the cave is underwater, with undercurrents surging inside and it is extremely dark. Ordinary ships cannot enter at all, and ordinary people dare not approach easily.
Just a slight backflow can turn a good swimmer into a bad swimmer, and those who drown are all good swimmers.
But this did not pose a problem for everyone. Russell raised two fingers and whispered a spell, and a layer of light blue light enveloped the three of them.
It's a water-avoiding spell!
Chen Laogou looked at the light shield next to him, shock flashed in his eyes, and he retracted the little thought that had just emerged.
He looked around and couldn't help but sigh softly. This was the real Taoism, the Taoism that he envied.
Chen Laogou was very surprised, and Simu's eyes widened even more. He was very familiar with the water-avoiding spell, which was a primary Maoshan spell.
But that was drawn on a paper talisman. Russell clearly didn't use any paper talisman just now. He just used it out of thin air.
this…
Simu couldn't help but open his mouth. He had only seen this kind of talisman drawn in the void on his master and a group of uncles, and the lowest of them were at the same level as elders.
This requires not only powerful cultivation, but also a strong soul, and most importantly, a thorough understanding of the talisman.
It looked simple, but unfortunately, none of the four eyes seemed to be achieved.
Looking at Russell's small figure, Simu couldn't help but turn his head away silently, looking at the dark ceiling of the cave and sniffing his nose.
Why does this sour girl always revolve around me
The Iron-Headed Dragon King kept shuttling back and forth in this cave. Judging from his skilled appearance, it must have been this time.
Chen Laogou looked at the large and wide passage, then looked at the Iron-headed Dragon King. The corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching. He said, why does it feel like this passage has become bigger
It turns out he was stabbed.
No one knew where the passage led to, and the water was flowing rapidly. Waves kept coming rapidly, but were easily blocked by the protective cover.
“Crash!”
There was a sound of breaking water. Although the three people could not see it, they were still keenly aware of it, as if they had reached the surface of the water.
It was pitch black here, with no light at all. It must have reached the bottom of the mountain from the bottom.
Russell took out a paper figure from his arms and blew gently. A full moon appeared in his hand. He lifted it gently, and the full moon rose slowly and reached the top.
Judging from the distance, the cave inside is extremely large, almost as big as a building with more than ten floors.
Under the illumination of the full moon, the three people could see the scene in the cave clearly. They were now in the middle of a pool of water.
The pool of water was very calm, and there wasn't even a single living thing to be seen. It was so dead silent that even before I touched it, I could feel the chill coming from it.
Even the thick-skinned and tough Iron-Headed Dragon King shook his head a little uncomfortably, and finally let out a comfortable hum through his nose.
"It seems that we are not the first people to come here."
Simu suddenly spoke, his eyes looking towards a place where there was a long and dark passage.
The passage was very neat and obviously man-made, and by the pool, one could vaguely see a few skeletons with arrows stuck in them.
Chen Laogou also had a grim look on his face. This was his trump card to save his life. If his wealth was stolen, he would be in trouble.
Maybe I will still have to sell my butt at that time, but not to a woman, but a man.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but shudder all over. Chen Laogou lowered his head suddenly and whispered, "Come with me."
He has set up many mechanisms in this tomb. With his guidance, you can pass through it without any harm.
Leading people to rob his own tomb, Chen Laogou couldn't help but laugh and cry in his heart. He was probably the first person in the world, both ancient and modern.
The hall in front of me was very spacious, with caves everywhere. There were also strange inverted stalactites on the walls, flowing out of various shapes.
Before the three of them had taken a few steps, Russell's ears moved slightly, and he suddenly asked, "Do you raise corpse turtles?"
"No."
Chen Laogou looked confused, not knowing why Russell asked this question, but he soon understood.
I saw a scream like a baby coming from the dark passage in front of me. It was so loud that it made people feel creepy.
The three of them stopped silently, and saw a bug slowly crawling out from the darkness, with dense and tiny claws, baring its fangs and claws, and crying like a baby from its mouth.
The insect crawled closer and closer, and everyone could see it more and more clearly. It had limbs as densely packed as a crab, but its upper body had a strange human face.
Eyes, nose, mouth, the three of them were speechless.
Russell turned his head and looked at Chen Laogou, who made a crying face, "I seem to only know their ancestors, this one doesn't seem to know me..."
Sleeping for a long time is not a good thing. It will not only kill your enemies but also your subordinates.
Russell: …