In fact, Uncle Jiu had long ago been afraid that Russell would be targeted by a group of female ghosts because of his handsome appearance, but that was also a precautionary measure.
After all, who would attack a little kid? He is just a child. If you have the guts, come at me!
He looked up to the sky, sighed, and shed tears of envy. He finally understood why he felt it was a very ominous sign.
Losing the love of the female ghost, woo...
"Master, what happened to you?" The sailor looked at Simu who was clutching his chest tightly, tears almost coming down. He was suddenly panicked, thinking that he was suffering from some disease.
Simu shook his head, sighed, turned around and was about to go back to the cabin.
But after walking a few steps, he seemed to remember something, turned around and told the sailor, "Go buy some paper money, burn it by the river, and commemorate the dead soul."
Instead of saving little Russell when he was in danger, you wasted money
The sailor was stunned by this operation. He didn't know what to say and could only take the few coins from Simu's hand in a daze.
"Go, go, alas." Simu shook his head and let out a sigh that the sailor could not understand.
Poor female ghost, why did you have to look for little Russell when you could go to someone else
As we all know, little Russell doesn't like female ghosts, he only likes paper people.
I hope I can leave my body intact. No, that’s a bit too high. I hope I won’t be beaten to pieces.
…
In fact, Russell said that he was very depressed about encountering a female ghost and being robbed by her.
After gaining his new ability, he really wanted to show off, so he thought of his dear Uncle Simu.
He slowly raised his right hand, and the flower on the back of his hand turned, and little Russell suddenly turned into a handsome young man.
He was dressed in white, looking lazy, with a long sword on his waist in his left hand and a feather fan in his right hand.
Although the weather was a bit cold, what Russell felt was not wind, but loneliness, a handsome loneliness.
Russell was stunned as he watched himself grow up. He couldn't help but mutter, "This is weird. Why does this look so familiar? I feel like I've seen it somewhere before."
There are many handsome men like this in the world. Where have you seen one
Unexpectedly, Russell shook his head in distress, waving a feather fan, and was just about to tease his silly four-eyed uncle.
What he never expected was that before he could take a few steps, he was hit with a club and forced into a sedan chair.
A female ghost getting married
You are really brave (and you have really good vision!)
Russell was not in a hurry. He crossed his legs and leaned quietly on the sedan. He wanted to see which female ghost was so arrogant.
I just don’t know how many people are in the nest. I wonder if I can earn back the energy points I spent before by pressing it with one finger.
In the sedan, Russell was drowsy and felt particularly relaxed.
Outside the sedan, a group of ghosts were carrying the sedan and walking slowly.
One of the female ghosts was holding a stick, and it was obvious that she was the culprit just now.
The other female ghost next to her floated on the ground and couldn't help but look back at the sedan chair. "Ayun, do you think that person was knocked silly by you?"
"snort!"
The female ghost named Ayun snorted disdainfully, "He must be another fool who believed the words of those poor scholars and even dreamed of marrying a beautiful ghost girl!"
Ayun expressed great contempt for stories like A Chinese Ghost Story. As a female ghost, how can you seduce others
You should just take the stick and force yourself on her, and when you feel comfortable, just absorb the yang energy. Isn't that straightforward
Why do you have to dilly-dally and take so many detours
Ayun touched the stick in her hand with satisfaction. As a female ghost of a new era, she represented female ghosts and successfully took a step forward.
Learn to use weapons.
Who stipulated that female ghosts cannot use weapons
Ayun clenched her fists viciously. Based on her secret learning of human knowledge, she discovered something called foreign guns and cannons.
That thing was extremely ferocious. According to legend, its sound was as loud as thunder and as fast as lightning. If it hit the body, without a certain level of training, it would probably kill you on the spot.
Even a Taoist priest with high cultivation level would be in a miserable state and most likely die when facing the fierce bombardment of cannons.
Thinking of the guns she had seen, Ayun tried to cheer herself up. Her next step was to go to the county town to steal guns.
Then, she gathered a group of young sisters, assembled a group of female ghosts, and operated those foreign guns and cannons.
Wait for those hateful Taoist priests to come and let them see how powerful the new-age female ghosts are. They no longer have to run around and hide from the Taoist priests.
When the time comes, just capture as many men as you want. If you see anyone you like, just hit him with a stick and carry him away.
What a prosperous society that would be, what a wonderful ghost world!
Ayun couldn't help but be dazzled by the vision of the future, while Russell looked at Ayun through the curtains with a strange expression on his face.
On the back of his right hand, a flower quietly blossomed. Nightmares are not only used to create illusions and outline the horror in the hearts of people or ghosts.
It can also sense emotions and roughly guess thoughts through the movement of thoughts, which can be considered a very alternative way of listening to the inner heart and reading the mind.
Russell didn't expect to hear such a novel idea the first time he used it.
Is this the legendary women’s rights
Kind of interesting. Russell touched his chin. He even felt a little chilly because he couldn't imagine how terrible the supernatural things in the city would be in the future.
A large group of ghosts carrying RPGs, holding Gatling guns, and hugging C4 explosives chased the Taoist priest, who was running away in panic.
Physical damage has no effect on them, which is equivalent to a lock, an attack ineffectiveness hook, a wall-penetrating hook, and an invisibility hook.
Russell had already imagined the future scene: a large group of ghosts carrying RPGs, firing at the young Taoist priest who had just come down the mountain.
Then he stood on his corpse and laughed arrogantly, "Hehehe, sir, times have changed!"
hiss!
Thinking of that horrible scene, Russell couldn't help but take a breath and felt very fortunate.
Fortunately, I was born in a good era, an era when ghosts do not know how to use technology. Using supernatural powers to defeat supernatural powers is out of date. We must use technology to defeat supernatural powers.
Just as Russell was lost in thought, the sedan slowly stopped and seemed to have arrived at its destination.
Through the gap in the curtains, Russell vaguely saw a dilapidated house that seemed to have been abandoned for a long time.
But that was in his eyes. In the eyes of normal people, this house was simple and elegant, and it was endless, and it definitely had a royal flavor.
"Miss, the groom is here!"
With just a shout, the sound of suona suddenly became very loud, the surrounding became lively, and there seemed to be a festive atmosphere.
Russell seemed to be smiling, but the next moment, Ayun's words made his face turn dark.
"But he's not a good guy. I picked him up on the street. He's skinny. Miss, you better be careful. It's hard to cheat people these days!"
Ayun really couldn't help but sigh. People nowadays are so cunning, unlike the scholars a hundred years ago who were so easy to deceive.
My eldest sister took a fancy to a book written by a man named Pu Songling. She was amazed after reading it only once.
He specially sneaked into human society and found the bookseller to publish Pu Songling's books on a large scale. At that time, Ayun didn't quite understand.
But since then, they have been much smoother in welcoming the bride.
Those scholars were so cute and silly, but when they heard that there was a female ghost in front of them, plus a beautiful portrait, they got into the sedan chair happily without saying a word.
Hey, people come, people go...
"Bring him in, don't hurt him, he's my ideal husband tonight."
"Yes, miss."
Ayun gave a weird smile, holding the stick in his hand, and looked at the sedan chair. The guy inside must have been scared silly.
He's wearing a white robe and fanning you even in autumn. He's so showy. He looks handsome with white teeth and red lips. Isn't he just a gigolo
Sisy.
With a look of disgust on his face, Ayun reached out to lift the curtain, and was just about to send this pretty boy to his eldest sister's room to spend the night with her.
Be a ghost that dies under a peony flower.
But unexpectedly, when she lifted the curtain, the pretty boy inside was gone, and instead there was a little baby sitting there, looking at her with strange eyes.
What kind of look
Ah Yun was thinking hard, with that kind of teasing look that she often used when looking at those scholars.
Suddenly, she became furious and was about to speak, but a finger pointed at her head and she froze in place.
Russell looked at Ayun with a thoughtful look in his eyes. The other female ghosts changed their expressions and pounced on him with their fangs and claws.
But before he arrived, he just stood there in a daze, as if he saw something, and his expression kept changing.
Some are sad, some are happy, some are angry, and some are afraid.
But no one moved. They just stood there stupidly, their eyes almost popping out when they saw Ayun Gui.
She was very familiar with this move, which was a skill that almost all humans and ghosts could use - Ghost Wall.
But isn't this something that ghosts use on humans? How did it become something that humans use on ghosts
Damn, this kid in front of me is so cunning. He has actually taken a step ahead of me and learned ghost stuff to deal with ghosts.
"You are very interesting, I admire you very much!"
Russell touched his chin with his hand and looked at Ayun. This might be the number one female ghost in the new era.
He slowly raised his fingers and snapped them lightly, and Ayun in front of him and the female ghosts around him instantly disappeared.
"It's a pity that I am a human being and I don't want to have such thoughts."
Russell recognized it clearly and he liked this idea very much, but Ayun was in the wrong position, she was just a female ghost.
If Russell was a ghost, he would have approved of it, but alas, he was a human being, and a human being from the future.
Russell was well aware of the terrible nature of this kind of thinking. As the saying goes, one's thoughts are determined by one's buttocks, so he decided to eliminate this hidden danger.
"And there's a ghost bride."
Russell looked up at the house in front of him. As if he had noticed the demise of the female ghosts, the female ghosts inside let out angry roars.
Suddenly, the weather changed suddenly, with gusts of cold wind and the howling of ghosts and wolves.
There were dark clouds rolling in the sky, and a huge, ferocious ghost face was hovering above, looking extremely frightening and terrifying.
Seeing that, Russell couldn't help but frown, and even couldn't help but make malicious guesses in his heart.
It is very likely that those scholars before were not killed by the absorption of yang energy, but were scared to death, right
Thinking of this, he felt a chill all over his body and snapped his fingers.
“Crackle!”
A bolt of lightning suddenly struck, instantly electrocuting the black face in the air, making it scream strangely. After a while, a wisp of black smoke slowly rose.
"well."
Russell sighed, looking at the lightning dancing between his fingers. He felt so lonely being invincible!
If I can’t defeat the Zombie King, can’t I defeat you, a female ghost who has practiced for hundreds of years