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Chapter 234: Do you think my knife is beautiful?

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The Yangtze River flowed eastward, and the Li family's boat was running very fast, not at all as slow as when it came.

One reason is that this is going downstream, which is definitely different from going upstream.

The second reason is that the Li family’s business has already been completely negotiated, so there is no need to delay.

Third, it seemed that they had heard Russell’s reputation, and the monsters had left, and they ran away so fast!

After walking for hundreds of miles, he couldn't find a decent monster that could withstand Russell's finger, which really bored him to death.

It happened that the sun was out today, so Russell could only lazily bask in the sun on the deck. If he hadn't turned over occasionally, he would have been no different from the salted fish on the deck.

He sighed helplessly, supporting his head with his hands and staring blankly.

Since sending Li Tianyang to Liangshan and driving away the group of horns, the mission of this trip was almost complete.

Under the resentful gaze of the great shaman, Russell shamelessly ate to his heart's content, causing trouble to the village for several days before he patted his belly and left with satisfaction.

If he didn't leave, Russell doubted very much that the great shaman would mobilize the entire village to hunt him down because he was such a big eater.

He really eats everything. He has such good teeth that he can even chew bamboo in his mouth, which scares the black and white thing next to him.

It made a "baji" sound and held the bamboo tightly in its hand, looking at Russell with a vigilant face. It had seen people snatching meat and water from him before.

Grab the bamboo...

Russell put his hands behind his head, feeling very happy. The thing felt really good, and he also helped Simu to vent his anger.

When I played with its imagination, its little eyes were full of tears and it looked stupid.

Originally, its mother was very angry and roared like a dragon, very ferociously. But when she saw Russell grew to several dozen meters tall, she pretended that she saw nothing and turned around and left.

As he walked, he did not forget to pick up a piece of bamboo and put it into his mouth, crunching it.

However, life is never smooth sailing. At least, there is a big trouble on the ship now, a very, very big trouble.

"Hehe, little Russell, you're being lazy again today!"

Hearing this annoying sound, Russell closed his eyes and started snoring.

Then, she pinched his nose with two fingers and rubbed it hard.

Russell opened his eyes with a resentful look and looked at the girl in front of him helplessly. Yes, this was the daughter of Master Simu.

She looks like a cool and aloof goddess on the outside, but in fact she is a black-bellied female fool!

"What?"

Russell said in a bad tone that he had now discovered that he must never be nice to this guy.

Important things must be said three times. This is what he has learned from torture recently!

"No." The girl narrowed her eyes, "I just found that a little guy was slacking off here again, it seems."

As she spoke, she moved her fingers, "One seven equals seven, two sevens equals forty-eight, thirty-eight... Well, I haven't practiced for many, many days."

Seeing her counting seriously, Russell couldn't help but touch his nose guiltily. He would not admit that it was he who passed the Chen-style multiplication table to her.

Russell, he dared to say that to the sky, really, really, he didn't mean it.

"Ah, remember don't call me little guy, call me Russell!"

Russell said righteously, "I am already nine years old, not a child anymore, I..."

He suddenly raised his head, looked at the girl's 1.6-meter height, and then closed his mouth silently.

Ever since he deduced the ability of the starving ghost, Russell has been eating a lot and his height has grown very fast.

In less than a month, he grew more than 30 centimeters. At the age of nine, he was almost 1.3 meters tall.

He leapt straight from lagging behind his peers to become the best among his peers.

Seeing Russell's face turned pale, the girl smiled and said, "Ah, little Russell, what did you want to say?"

Russell: …

He tilted his head and snorted, "What's wrong with me not practicing? Master once said that practice should be done in moderation. I practiced for so long before, what's wrong with taking a break?"

He looked serious and innocent. This is what Uncle Jiu said. If you don’t believe me, go ask Uncle Jiu.

The girl was more than just this one trick. She smiled contemptuously and said, "I think you are just being too relaxed..."

Russell couldn't help but open his mouth wide. He found that what the guy in front of him said made a lot of sense, and he was speechless for a moment.

In just a few minutes, he was knocked out nearly twice. At this time, Russell's eyes were dull and he had completely lost hope in life.

He stretched his hands weakly toward the sky, his face filled with grief and indignation, "Master, I miss you so much!"

Children with a master are like treasures, while children without a master are like weeds.

"Don't worry, little Russell, we will be there soon, and then you can go home and drink milk again."

There was a sly flash in the girl's eyes. "How can you still drink milk at your age? It's a bit embarrassing."

Kill me!

Russell closed his eyes and died on the spot.

"Alright, alright, I won't joke with you anymore. My father told me that you brought out the Liu family's unparalleled secret manual?"

The girl stretched out her white palm, and a dark centipede slowly crawled up and started spinning in the center of her palm, extremely agile.

"How about letting me take a look?"

The Liu family's "Book of Ten Thousand Gu" is the highest secret book in the hearts of all Gu Masters in the world. In the Liu family, it is a secret that is not passed down and is a truly forbidden book.

Russell smiled contemptuously and said, I haven’t finished reading it myself, so why should I give it to you? If he guessed correctly, this is the inheritance of a great god.

He stretched out his finger and picked it up, looking at the girl with a playful expression, "Of course, if you call me daddy."

"What?"

The girl had a dazed look on her face.

"If you don't want to call me dad, you can also call me cousin, good brother. Maybe I'll give it to you when I'm in a good mood."

“Crack.”

The girl gnashed her teeth and looked at Russell fiercely. She turned her head and shouted towards the cabin, "Dad, Russell wants to be my dad. Do you agree?"

"What!!!!"

Simu had a scarf around his waist and a three-meter-long sword in his hand. He looked at Russell with an unfriendly face.

Just as he was about to speak, he saw Russell stretch out his hand toward the sky, and endless lightning spread from his hand, condensing into a fifty-meter-long sword.

Russell raised his eyebrows, "Uncle Master, what are you trying to do in the middle of the day?"

He had disliked Si Mu for a long time. After he had a daughter, he forgot about his nephew and told him all kinds of embarrassing things.

Haha, don’t I, Russell, have any face

Don’t you know that I, Russell, hold grudges

Looking at the fifty-meter-long sword in Russell's hand, Simu smiled awkwardly, "I just want to say that lunch is ready."

Russell: …

"Little nephew, do you think my knife is beautiful?"

Russell: …