"The little fairy is back!"
As the Li family's boat arrived at Renjia Town, someone shouted loudly and a large group of people seemed to be guarding on the shore, and they swarmed over.
Those expectant eyes, those excited hands, it would be perfect if there wasn't a broken bowl in their hands.
An old man walked out of the crowd, held Russell's little hand tightly with both hands, his face full of tears.
This made Russell very flustered, and he pondered over the matter. He didn't know the man, and he didn't steal his corn.
I didn't pee in the corner of his house either.
This, what happened
The old man's voice was choked with sobs and he couldn't speak for a long time, which made Russell look embarrassed. He didn't know whether to let go of his hand or not.
Fortunately, someone came to rescue them soon. A voice outside the crowd shouted, "Make way, make way, let Captain Awei in."
The crowded crowd also opened up a passage and a team of security guards walked in from outside.
The leader was none other than Russell's old acquaintance, Captain Awei.
Following behind were Tan Baoan, who three or five men couldn't get close to, and Ma Taijian, who specialized in targeting people's underworld.
Awei stumbled in, his hat a little askew. When he saw Russell, he started screaming.
He leaped forward, hugged Russell's thighs with both hands and started crying, "Little Grandpa, you are finally back, wuwuwu..."
He looked so aggrieved, just like a child who had suffered a lot of injustice.
Russell was dumbfounded. It had only been less than two months since he left, so why did he feel like a different person
The crowd around him was noisy and chattering, leaving him completely confused.
Fortunately, Tan Baoan was reliable. With just a few simple words, he made the matter even more suspicious.
"Little Taoist priest, you don't know, there is no charity cemetery!"
"What the hell?"
Russell was so frightened that he was stunned, and Simu behind him almost fell down. How come his senior brother’s charity cemetery was gone
How can this be!
His eyes widened, and he asked hurriedly, "Who did it? Who the hell did this?"
Simu became anxious and hugged his sleeves and cried loudly. Uncle Jiu was his senior brother, his closest senior brother.
It's only been a few days and Zhuangzi has been pacified
Russell was also confused. He never expected that his master and the charity cemetery would be gone after just a few days of his absence
Before he could get angry, Tan Baoan smiled awkwardly and slapped himself a few times, "Look at my mouth, I really don't know how to talk. The charity cemetery is still here, but Uncle Jiu is gone."
"What!"
This time, Russell and Simu's exclamations were even louder.
Eunuch Ma on the side couldn't stand it anymore, so he used his martial arts master's hand to make Tan Baoan bend over with his face red.
He sighed helplessly, "Little Taoist priest, you don't know that Uncle Jiu moved away less than half a month after you left."
Moved away
Russell and Simu looked at each other in bewilderment. Was the charity cemetery going to be demolished? They had never heard the master mention this.
At this time, the crowd started talking again, and everyone spoke at once, and finally the whole thing was made clear.
Russell was so amused that he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. It turned out that they were all tricked by Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.
Not long after Russell left, Uncle Jiu went to another place for some things and moved in there to live.
Renjiazhen didn't think anything of it at first, but soon they discovered the gap.
One night, a night watchman named Wang, who took over the position of Old Chen, encountered something strange while walking at night.
So, he was stupid.
To the experienced Renjiazhen, it was just a simple encounter with a ghost.
It was just a ghost, nothing to be surprised about, but soon they were dumbfounded because Uncle Jiu was not at home...
Now everyone panicked and tried to contact Uncle Jiu in a hurry, but Uncle Jiu was hundreds of miles away and could not be contacted for a while.
So they thought of Uncle Jiu's apprentice, Qiu Sheng Wencai, and went there confidently with the yellow talisman and the peach wood sword, and then came back with two pairs of wet pants.
And two more heads were thrown in, and there were two more fools.
Everyone was completely devastated. They didn't think about it before, but now they would definitely cling to Uncle Jiu's thighs and cry for mercy, not wanting him to leave.
The night ghost walked on the road at night, scaring the entire Renjia Town so much that no one dared to go out in the middle of the night. Every household prepared urinals at home and did not dare to go to the toilet at night.
After living in fear for half a month, everyone became nervous.
So when they saw Russell coming back, they all felt aggrieved like children, wiping their tears and crying for their parents.
At this time, Eunuch Ma said angrily, "I heard Qiu Sheng say that Uncle Jiu went to help his junior brother. His idiot junior brother ran away to have fun, and there was no one to guard the dojo, so he ran over to help him guard it."
"Yeah, yeah, that guy is such a jerk!"
"Uncle Jiu, please come back soon. I miss you."
"Uncle Nine!"
Hearing everyone calling for Uncle Jiu and the indignant complaints about that bastard Uncle Jiu's junior fellow apprentice, Russell suppressed his laughter and glanced back at Simu.
Simu touched his nose awkwardly. Fortunately, no one at the scene knew that he was Uncle Jiu's junior fellow apprentice, the bastard that everyone was talking about.
Otherwise, it would really be a social death scene!
"Huh?"
Someone in the crowd exclaimed, pointing at Simu, "I remember now, aren't you Uncle Jiu's junior fellow apprentice?"
Four eyes:…
Everyone cast their eyes over at the same time. Seeing Simu, he felt a little uneasy. He wiped his forehead with his sleeve and said, "You have the wrong person. I am Simu's junior fellow apprentice, Qianhe!"
"Impossible, it's obviously you."
The man swore, "I remember it clearly. On that day when Old Master Li passed away, you were the one who stayed by Uncle Jiu's side. I will remember the way you stuck your butt out for the rest of my life!"
He remembered that day very clearly. Simu was carried by a group of zombies and performed a waist-horse combination with his butt sticking out on the door panel. It was hard to forget.
Four eyes:…
Gillian and Shufen silently took a step back, wanting to stay away from this man.
How can I pretend not to know him
Russell couldn't help laughing so hard that he held his stomach. It took him a while to recover, which made Simu look melancholy.
But the farce was not over yet, as two more people squeezed in from the crowd, with dark circles under their eyes, black slaps on their faces, and pitiful looks in their eyes.
hiss!
Russell couldn't help but gasp.
"Little Junior Brother, you are finally back, come and avenge me!"
Qiu Sheng pounced swiftly and grabbed Russell's other thigh, matching A Wei in strength.
Wencai was stunned. Russell's thighs had been hugged. He glanced up and made Russell tremble all over.
"What's wrong with you guys?"
Wencai looked aggrieved, "I was beaten by that female ghost, Qiu Sheng, Qiu Sheng... wuwuwu."
"Brother, what happened to him?"
Russell's eyes were full of curiosity, and Qiu Sheng's eyes were evasive.
"He is weak and almost sucked dry by the female ghost."
…
Russell looked at Qiu Sheng and then at Wencai. They were both men, but there was a big difference between them.
Do female ghosts also look at faces