I am working hard to cultivate immortality in Uncle Jiu's world!

Chapter 27: A windfall

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With a loud bang, the old woman began to bleed from all her orifices. She fell to the ground stiffly and her breathing stopped immediately.

The body began to shrink and no longer maintained its human form, turning into an old yellow-skinned man with a long, white beard.

The little yellow foxes that were still gnawing on the man's corpse were all stunned.

Their great-grandmother is dead!

"roar!"

Before this group of little yellow-skinned guys could figure out the situation, a shocking roar came from outside.

They offered no resistance, just lay on the ground trembling, unable to move.

The next moment, a bloody mouth stretched out from the temple gate, sucked hard, and a strong wind blew in the temple.

All the little yellow foxes flew backwards into the bloody mouth. After a few snapping sounds, blood and juice flew everywhere, and they were all gone.

When he looked closely, he saw that the bloody mouth came from a huge monster, a tiger with a white forehead.

It took small steps and walked straight in front of the old yellow-skinned man, with an anthropomorphic look of playfulness on its face.

It’s hard to say, that chubby face might be gloating.

It is an old enemy of the so-called Immortal Jingyang.

As the saying goes, there can't be two tigers in one mountain.

It grew up in Jingyang Mountain since childhood, free and unrestrained. It drank mountain spring water when thirsty and went hunting when hungry. It lived a free and easy life.

Until one day, it slapped a little yellow fox to death, and was chased and beaten by the old yellow fox, running across several mountains.

At that time, it was still a little demon and had been practicing for less than ten years, while this old yellow-skinned guy had been practicing for nearly a hundred years.

The reason it was able to escape was not because it was so ferocious, but because it ran faster than its brothers.

Although it ran away, its tail was scratched off by the damn old yellow-skinned tiger, and the beautiful and handsome tiger became a bald-tailed tiger.

How could it not be angry

Although it was angry, the huge gap in strength still made it very cautious. It ran away from Jingyang Mountain and went to a mountain called Lushan.

He took the tigress there as his own, occupied the mountain and declared himself the king, roaring like a tiger in the mountains and becoming the overlord of the area.

Calling himself Lu Shanjun!

For hundreds of years, Lu Shanjun had come to cause trouble for Jingyang Daxian from time to time. The two were just as bad as each other, and neither could do anything to the other.

Lu Shanjun was not in a hurry. He had only been practicing for 100 years, while the Great Immortal Jingyang had been practicing for nearly 300 years.

Don’t look down on the young people because they are poor!

Before 30 years had passed, Lu Shanjun discovered that the great immortal Jingyang had died.

It held its two paws on its lower abdomen and laughed out loud. It only took a glance to see the whole process clearly.

The Blood Soul Curse Technique, the name is quite domineering.

But when you curse someone, instead of killing them, you end up cursing yourself to death.

Great revenge!

Lu Shanjun let out a long roar towards the sky, expressing his inner excitement.

It ate the corpse of the immortal Jingyang with tears in its eyes, and then burped comfortably.

This smell is really delicious.

Lu Shanjun was satisfied and was about to turn around and leave, but then he thought of something and immediately turned around and smelled Russell's panties, wanting to remember the smell in his mind.

Its old rival, the Immortal Jingyang, acted rashly without finding out the other party's background and acted on his own, which resulted in him being killed by the other party's backlash.

With the lesson of the Immortal Jingyang, Lu Shanjun felt that he should be more cautious. Life is difficult for a tiger, and he cannot be taken advantage of by others.

Charity cemetery.

Russell was confused at this time. He counted the energy points of his system again and again. No matter he looked left or right, up or down, the energy points were 300 more.

He looked confused. Where did this energy point come from

According to his exploration over the years, either others are doing good deeds and he can pick up energy nearby.

Or you can kill monsters with your own hands and gain energy points.

But I was just sitting at home today, doing nothing, and it was as if energy points fell from the sky.

"That's weird."

Russell calculated with his fingers and felt that there was something fishy going on. He immediately stopped meditating and walked out of the room.

In the yard, Wencai had a dazed look on his face.

"Brother, what strange thing happened today?"

Russell did not notice anything unusual about Wencai. To be more precise, he had become accustomed to Wencai's daily stupidity.

Wencai was frightened and pointed at the clothesline, "Junior brother, this is terrible. Someone stole your underwear."

"What the hell???"

Russell was completely confused. He had only heard of people stealing women's underwear, bras and bellybands, but how could he steal men's underpants

Grandma Li doesn't play by the rules.

"Oh, by the way, Junior Brother, Master seems to have something to talk to you about." Wencai suddenly seemed to remember something, "You go first, I'll look for her."

"Strange!" He looked at the empty yard, his face full of disbelief. Why would someone like to steal his junior fellow apprentice's underwear

Russell put this matter behind him. He was still thinking about the sudden increase in energy points, which was a big deal.

While thinking, he walked into Uncle Jiu's room.

Uncle Jiu was burning incense to the ancestors of Maoshan. It was the best calming incense. The fragrance was soothing. Russell took two puffs and felt refreshed.

He turned around, looked at Russell, and snorted, "Let me ask you, did you go to a brothel last night?"

Russell's face turned red with embarrassment. He really felt powerless right now.

Faced with Uncle Jiu's honest teasing, Russell was a little helpless, "Master, how did you know I went out yesterday?"

"Master, I am a master of Taoism. How can you hide such a small matter from me?"

Uncle Jiu thought to himself, I can’t see it, that’s why something’s wrong.

The young apprentice gets up very early every morning. How early is he

Every morning he had to fight with the big rooster. Before that, he couldn't fly and couldn't catch the big rooster.

But since he learned the art of making paper figures and gained great magical powers, Tiantian turned into a big rooster and a fight between the two chickens started in the yard.

You can change if you want, but turning into a one-meter-tall rooster is really too much. Although the rooster raised by Uncle Jiu is brave and can be considered a fierce general, it is not as good as this one.

They really were just staring at each other.

The young disciple usually gets up very early, but today he was still awake at three in the morning. It was obvious that he had done something wrong last night.

In all likelihood, he ran away because of the headless corpse case.

"Master, I was doing good to the people yesterday and got rid of that little ghost girl."

Russell was very proud. You know, he had only formally studied Taoism for half a month, but he could easily exorcise demons and monsters. That was quite amazing.

Although there was a little help from the system, most of it still depended on his genius.

Uncle Jiu was also stunned. He thought that the most talented person in Maoshan back then had to spend nearly two years learning how to catch ghosts, but the little apprentice only did it in half a month.

this?!

"Yes, it seems that you are very suitable for this art of paper figurines and are very talented in this area." Uncle Jiu nodded, his eyes full of admiration, "You may be able to take this path and find a way to the sky."

There are many different ways of practicing Taoism. Some practice Taoism faster by drawing spells, some practice Taoism faster by getting beaten, some practice Taoism faster by drinking alcohol, and some practice Taoism faster by visiting brothels. They call it dual cultivation!

Uncle Jiu looked at the happy Russell and made up his mind, "Russell, today I will teach you a real skill!"

"The most unpredictable thing in this world is the human heart. You can know a person's face but not his heart."

"Today I will teach you how to recognize people!"