"When two moons cross the sky, there will be chaos!"
It was already midnight. Uncle Jiu looked up at the strange moon in the sky, his brows furrowed, and he was frightened.
The celestial phenomena in the sky are so strange, could it be that a great catastrophe is about to come
"Boom boom boom!"
There was a dull knock on the door. Uncle Jiu was startled and walked quickly through the door.
It’s New Year’s Day, late at night, and the wind is blowing coldly. Is there anyone knocking on the door outside
Is it a human
Uncle Jiu held his breath and listened to the knocking on the door becoming more and more urgent, but he didn't hear any shouting.
He stood behind the door without moving or making a sound, just in case something evil happened to him.
The knocking on the door stopped, as if the knockers had noticed Uncle Jiu's caution and stopped knocking, remaining silent.
The two sides faced each other through the door. Uncle Jiu reached for his waist, but found nothing. He reached into his arms, but it was empty too.
He secretly cried out inwardly, "Oh no! Today is New Year's Day, and I went to drink with Simu, but I didn't bring my peach wood sword, talismans, or anything else with me."
I hope the person coming isn’t some powerful person!
He waved his finger, mobilized his magic power, and his index finger and index finger merged and turned red. If anything dared to come in, he would kill it with one finger.
The thing outside the door seemed to have sensed something was wrong and kept hovering around the door, not daring to push it open.
Until there was a shout.
"Hey, who's this drunkard? Why is he standing in front of my house on New Year's Day?"
Russell's shouting came from outside the door, and soon there was the sound of hurried footsteps.
"Oh, sorry, Dad, why did you run out? The toilet is over there."
"Well, I... I can still drink."
"Dad!"
The man seemed helpless and hurriedly bent down to apologize to Russell.
It was New Year's Day, and I ran to someone's door drunk, luckily I didn't cause any trouble.
If you curse or spit, there is nothing you can do if you are pointed at and scolded.
Hearing the noise outside the door, Uncle Jiu looked at his shining fingers depressedly and couldn't help but sighing to the sky.
Was he being a little too cautious as a Taoist priest
ah!
Where did I learn this bad habit? I remember my master and ancestors were just narrow-minded. It was passed down from our ancestors.
Where does this cautious attitude come from
Just as Uncle Jiu was thinking hard, the door creaked and was pushed open by Russell.
He was walking in from outside, holding a little zombie in his hand. The little zombie was twisting its head and babbling, having a lot of fun.
The most interesting thing about Chinese New Year is the firecrackers that crackle and pop non-stop.
Especially after being modified by Russell, it can explode as soon as you point it. It is easy to use and the power is very strong.
The little zombie was scared to death at first, but after getting hold of two of them, he immediately started having a lot of fun.
Tonight, they had no idea how many toilets they had blown up; it caused such chaos that everybody was in chaos.
Behind them, Erhei was lying on the ground with his tongue hanging out, looking hopeless, and his black hair was mixed with some yellow stuff.
Russell had a lot of fun playing with the little zombies, and he, the dog that was originally chewing bones at home, became a miserable dog.
Not only do they have to carry firecrackers back and forth, but innocent people are also often harmed by the toilet.
This smell makes the bitch next door keep barking at me.
Damn!
"Hey, Master, why are you here?"
As soon as Russell entered the room, he saw Uncle Nine standing behind the door and asked in surprise.
When he left, didn't the master still have a few drinks with Uncle Simu
Uncle Jiu was instantly awakened from his memories and for a moment he didn't know how to explain his situation.
Should I say that I was just scared by a drunk man
Oh, no, I’m so embarrassed!
"Cough!" Uncle Jiu began to cough tactically, his face solemn, "Russell, I think the sky is not right today, two moons are across the sky, and the world is in chaos."
The voice was filled with endless sadness, as if it had endless compassion for all the people in the world.
Russell looked up at the sky without any moonlight, then looked at the two orange lights on the eaves and almost laughed.
But I can't be too proud of the beating I just got yesterday.
He nodded quickly, but his eyes could not leave Uncle Jiu's fingers, which were glowing yellow.
"Master, what are you doing with the magic formula?"
"Ah, this, the room is a bit stuffy, Master, I'm going to come out and smoke a cigarette."
"Hehe, I don't believe it." Russell looked at Uncle Jiu meaningfully, looking left and right, but couldn't see his pipe.
"Where's your pipe, old man?"
When his lie was exposed, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but look embarrassed. Looking at Russell who was looking around with his head down, he raised his hand and gave him a brain-blasting blow.
"ah!"
"Hmph, I, your master, have worked hard for a year, can't I drink a little more wine?"
Uncle Jiu has regained consciousness by now. After all, he is a cultivator, and his physique is far superior to that of ordinary people.
The two kilograms of wine I just drank no longer had any effect.
When he came to his senses, he immediately realized that he had just made a big joke, and that he had been provoked by that little Russell.
Humph, you are making fun of me. Don’t you know my name
Uncle Jiu waved his hands and walked into the house with a smug look on his face, leaving Russell with his hands on his head, looking aggrieved.
"You said you wouldn't beat children during the Chinese New Year, you're lying!"
Before Russell could finish his complaints and angrily denounce Uncle Jiu's lack of martial ethics, a strange laugh reached his ears.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
The little zombie was laughing happily, and as he was laughing he felt a chill all over his body. When he looked up, he saw Russell with his arms folded across his chest, looking at him with a half-smile.
When the little zombie saw Russell's expression, he panicked.
Damn it! Forget that this little brat is mean-spirited and I shouldn't laugh at him.
I should have laughed secretly behind his back!
The little zombie immediately put his hands strategically on his head, but it was too late. Russell tapped his head twice before he left contentedly.
Although the little zombie's head was very hard, Russell's fingers were even harder and they hurt a lot.
The tearful little zombie lowered his head and saw Erhei who was trying to hold back his laughter, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Two Black:...
"Woof!"
...
"Hey, Senior Brother, you've been gone for so long, I thought you fell into the toilet?"
As soon as he entered the house, Uncle Jiu heard Simu's jokes.
Oh, you underestimated Lin Jiu. Is Lin Jiu the kind of person who goes to the toilet
"Wencai, bring my box over here. It's on the bed in the inner room."
Uncle Jiu didn't say much, and called Wencai who was guarding the incense. Wencai immediately responded and ran faster than a rabbit.
Qiu Sheng, who was also guarding the incense burner, had his eyes light up and rubbed his hands excitedly.
It's coming, it's coming.
Every time this time comes, Uncle Jiu gives them New Year’s money and gifts.
In the past few years, the charity home was short of money, and the only New Year’s money they received was a dollar.
As he is richer this year, Qiu Sheng feels that the New Year's money should be at least a few hundred yuan.
Having a concubine, isn't that a stable life
It’s so nice to have a wife during the Chinese New Year.