the next day.
The sun is at noon.
Only then did Uncle Jiu take Russell out.
Why go out at noon
Because something will happen sooner or later... so I need to go out at noon.
^O^
Just kidding.
Uncle Jiu was preparing things at home. He counted on his fingers and found that his junior brother Simu had not come for nearly a month.
It takes about a month to get here from other provinces.
If he calculated correctly, Simu would arrive at Renjia Town today or tomorrow, and come to Uncle Jiu's charity cemetery to rest and talk about interesting things that happened along the way.
When he came, the charity cemetery naturally had to prepare some things, otherwise the guests would be unhappy.
Uncle Jiu was riding in front, and Russell's horse had very short legs, so he could only follow behind. From time to time on the road, people greeted Uncle Jiu, and Uncle Jiu responded to them one by one.
"How far have you progressed in your practice of the art of making paper figures?"
When they were alone, Uncle Jiu glanced around with a helpless look on his face. Others couldn't see it, but he could see it clearly.
Russell was riding a horse, with the red-clothed opera ghost sitting behind him. He buried his head in the opera ghost's chest, and his two small hands kept rubbing his little apprentice's shoulders.
At such a young age, you can enjoy yourself so much, huh!
A sign of big breasts!
Uncle Jiu was also curious. He had never heard of paper man techniques being so magical. Controlling ghosts and gods was like using one's arms. It was almost different from other paper man techniques.
Where did my paper figurine technique go
Russell shook his head. To be honest, he didn't know either.
He spent 1,000 energy points to let the system deduce and evolve this paper man technique based on the original paper man technique.
1000 energy points!
That was Russell's accumulation over the past eight years. Whenever he had free time, he would run to Uncle Nine just to get some energy points.
Does he really not know what the hell his paper figurine technique has become
I always feel something is not normal.
"I don't know either," Russell answered truthfully, "I can do it just by thinking about it."
Uncle Jiu choked and couldn't speak for a long time.
Why don’t I learn my lesson and always ask my little apprentice this question
Asking for trouble.
The paper horse doesn't eat grass, but it runs very fast. A distance that would take more than ten minutes to walk can be reached in just a few minutes by horse.
After getting off the horse, Uncle Jiu held Russell in his arms to prevent him from being molested by some unsportsmanlike woman.
The two men found a secluded place and observed the people coming and going on the street. It was already noon, so there were much fewer pedestrians.
This is also one of the reasons why Uncle Jiu chose this time.
The streets are bustling with people.
Uncle Jiu immediately became interested and forgot the lesson he had just learned, wanting to continue testing Russell.
"Look at the people on this street. What's different about them?"
Russell took a closer look, thought about it, and suddenly realized, "In addition to men, there are also women on this street."
Uncle Jiu slapped him on the head with his backhand, "Speak human language."
Russell curled his lips and took out a small notebook from his arms.
"On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, my unscrupulous master Uncle Jiu slapped me in the face, bullying me because I was young and weak. It was really too much!"
“Hehehe!”
Uncle Jiu snorted, "A serious person would keep a diary?"
Originally, he just wanted to piss off Russell, but unexpectedly, Russell said confidently, "I am not a serious person."
Uncle Jiu was speechless, but he was determined to delete the diary.
I am a good master, how could I do such a thing
It's pure slander.
Uncle Jiu pointed his finger into the distance and asked, "What do you think of that person?"
Russell was no longer joking. He looked up and saw a young man really selling vegetables there. He looked particularly hard-working under the scorching sun.
He groaned for a moment, "This person is destined to be mediocre in this life and will hardly achieve anything great."
Uncle Jiu was startled and a little surprised, "Russell, how did you know that?"
I just taught him the art of identifying people yesterday. It's impossible for him to have mastered it to this level in just one night, right
"This is very simple!" Russell looked at the vegetables in front of the man, "The vegetable vendor next to him has sold out all his vegetables, but he still has so many. This is the evidence!"
Selling vegetables is a science. In the early morning, you have to sell them at a high price because people who wake up early want the vegetables to be tender and fresh. If you are lucky, you may meet a wealthy family who comes to purchase vegetables. Even if you don't sell all of them, it is easy to sell 70% to 80% of them.
In the morning, there are more people buying vegetables, so the prices are naturally cheaper. Most people who buy vegetables at this time have plenty of time to stroll around and compare prices, so the prices are naturally cheaper.
As it gets closer to noon, the prices become even cheaper, and most of the people who buy vegetables are from poor families or those who are looking for a bargain.
The young man had a dull look on his face and didn't know how to shout. The vegetables in front of him were dried and yellow by the sun and had lost all their moisture. His stall was full, but he didn't know how many of them he had sold.
If you are dull and inflexible, you will never achieve great success in your life.
Uncle Jiu nodded, “This person has a calm face, without any ups and downs, and his life is plain and dull.
The tip of the nose is red, which means marriage is coming. However, the complexion is gradually darkening, and the mind is absent-minded, so emotional matters are bound to be unsuccessful.
"Of course, we can't say this in absolute terms. As the ancients said, you can't judge a person by his appearance, and you can't measure the depth of the ocean by a bucket. Appearance is not fixed and is also affected by acquired factors, such as fate, luck, education, feng shui, etc."
Uncle Jiu looked serious and warned, "So the Maoshan physiognomy I taught you is called the art of recognizing people, not the art of recognizing fate. Do you understand what I mean?"
Russell nodded. You can tell a person's background, character, and mood by knowing a person, but you cannot predict his future.
"Face reading is only part of it. If you open your eyes, you can even see the aura directly!"
"Looking at the qi?"
Russell couldn't help but think of two people in his mind, a fat man and a thin man. The thin man was holding a compass in his hand. His family had fallen into poverty, and his ancestors passed down a sixteen-character secret book.
To find dragons and divide gold, look at the mountains that surround them. Each layer of entanglement is a barrier. If there are eight levels of danger, they will form the shape of Yin and Yang Bagua.
"Yes, you can tell a person's fortune by looking at his luck. If he has good luck, all his wishes will come true. If he has bad luck, he may not even be able to leave his home, let alone travel a thousand miles."
Russell nodded with deep sympathy. He understood this very clearly.
Because there is something called the protagonist's halo.
Some people have it, everything goes smoothly, they have a lot of luck all the way, and they can even encounter rare treasures when jumping off a cliff.
Some people don't have it, and their life is really miserable. Don't bully the poor young people, don't bully the poor middle-aged people, don't bully the poor old people. As long as people are alive, they will always turn over. The dead are the greatest.
He couldn't help but feel a little curious at this moment, "Master, since you can see the Qi, how about my Qi?"
"It cannot be said. It cannot be said."
Uncle Jiu shook his head and pretended to be mysterious.
For a moment, Russell didn't know whether it was really unspeakable or Uncle Jiu really didn't know and was deliberately fooling him.
"My guess is pretty good. I heard from Senior Brother Wencai that when the master found me, his teeth almost fell out of his mouth. He said that I was born with a Taoist bone and was destined to be a Taoist. He pestered me to take me as his apprentice."
Uncle Jiu blushed, "Why are you still talking about the past?"
You know what, he really did it.
In today's world, it is not easy to accept a disciple, let alone a disciple with extraordinary talent.
At that time, he almost jumped up with joy. Not to mention pestering her, he would have been willing to wear women's clothes.