Give a wife a new year.
No matter who it is, they will be much more excited. This is much more exciting than giving out year-end bonuses.
With a few hundred dollars, it is easy to marry several wives, even if you can't get any.
But who would refuse such a huge sum of money
Qiu Sheng rubbed his hands excitedly, but Russell was much calmer and ran over to tease the baby who was jumping up and down.
This little thing was inhaling the incense on the altar, its little face was rosy. It had never tasted incense of such quality.
If it weren’t for the Chinese New Year, I might not have been able to enjoy such fragrance.
Looking at the baby, Russell nodded. He estimated that it would not take long for this little thing to grow up.
The spiritual baby is just like Nezha, who was conceived for three years and was born as an adult.
It takes a long time for a spiritual infant to be nurtured. Once it breaks through, it will become a different appearance and basically will not change afterwards.
Although Russell had guessed it, he still hoped it would be different.
Life needs more unknowns, that's when it will be fun.
"Little Junior Brother!"
Qiu Sheng came over quietly, with a flattering look on his face, "I have something to do later, otherwise you can help me burn incense to the ancestors."
Burning incense is a big deal, especially when incense of this quality burns out extremely quickly and needs to be replaced after a while.
It is considered vigil only if you keep watch from tonight until tomorrow morning.
What if it breaks
Humph, let’s see if Uncle Jiu can lift the 40-meter sword. If he can’t, Russell doesn’t recommend providing a 39-meter one.
Let me Russell keep vigil
I, Russell, refuse to work overtime!
"No, I need to take a nap later."
Russell was determined not to be fooled. Qiu Sheng scratched his head, feeling extremely painful. There was no entertainment at the charity cemetery in the middle of the night, and there was a cold wind howling outside.
It was very uncomfortable to guard incense in the middle of the night and it was easy to fall asleep.
"Junior brother, let's discuss this. You can use a paper man!"
Qiu Sheng's eyes turned, "My seventh aunt's eighth aunt's neighbor, Uncle Wang, has a little granddaughter who is pretty and the same age as you..."
His voice was full of temptation. He wanted to trick Russell like Wencai did, but what he got was Russell's laughter.
But Russell smiled and thought of a bad idea.
He glanced at the little zombie peeking at the door, and gave Qiu Sheng another look.
Qiu Sheng immediately understood what he meant and his smile became increasingly lewd.
How could he not have thought of it? This zombie doesn't need to sleep. It is simply a diligent and capable housekeeper.
The little zombie who was peeking suddenly felt a chill all over his body and began to doubt his life.
When I am a human being, I just feel cold.
How can a zombie feel cold
The little zombie's head is full of question marks.
After a while, Wencai came in holding a box. He slowly placed the box on the table in front of Uncle Jiu.
When Simu saw the box, he couldn't help but be a little surprised, "Oh, brother, you, such a stingy person, actually plucked the feathers."
As he spoke, he touched the large box with his hand, a look of disbelief on his face. Just by looking at it, one could tell that it contained a lot of treasures.
They looked at Uncle Jiu in surprise, as if they didn't know this man, or as if Uncle Jiu had drunk fake wine.
He asked kindly, "Brother, do you still have hair?"
This resulted in Uncle Jiu rolling his eyes.
What are you talking about
Is Lin Jiu that kind of person
Uncle Jiu stood up slowly. Everyone in the room was looking at him. Every time this happened, they felt inexplicably a little excited.
"First is Qiu Sheng Wencai."
The two of them suddenly widened their eyes, and saw Uncle Jiu took out a handful of dollars from his arms and sprinkled them on the table.
After counting carefully, I found that it was exactly ten dollars, no more, no less.
...
Qiu Sheng and Wencai looked at each other. They were both numb after not seeing Uncle Jiu make any moves for a long time.
This is a little different from the several hundred dollars I expected.
Ten dollars, and it has to be split in half. For example, you can't get a wife, but you can just touch her hand, or go to Yihongyuan for a few times.
this...
"What?" Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows, looked at the two of them, and narrowed his eyes, "You don't want it, that's great!"
As he said this, he stretched out his right hand and was about to take the money off the table. The two men were so scared that they rushed over, begging for mercy with a flattering look on their faces.
Although not as much as expected, it's better than nothing.
Five dollars is not a small amount. It’s really delicious.
"Next up are the little zombies."
The little zombie who was peeking outside the door came over babbling, hugged Uncle Jiu's thigh and rocked back and forth.
Although it doesn't quite understand it, it feels that it needs it too.
Uncle Jiu touched the little zombie's head, took out a handful of copper coins from the box, and stuffed them into its hand, leaving the four people standing by with dull eyes.
Give zombies a copper coin sword
Brother, did you drink fake wine
Sure enough, as soon as the little zombie touched the copper coin sword, it was electrocuted and its whole body trembled and screamed.
Uncle Jiu pointed his finger, and the copper coin sword suddenly stopped glowing and fell steadily into the hands of the little zombie.
Then he stretched out his finger again and pressed the little zombie's finger. The copper coin sword flashed and no longer reacted.
"This is the Five Emperors Copper Coin Sword. The Five Emperors Coins given by the old Taoist Tianshi were originally given to me by me. I originally said I would give it to Russell, but he had another chance and found a better Seven Star Sword."
Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu couldn't help shaking his head. He had worked hard for more than ten years, but the copper coin sword he made was not as good as the one picked up by Russell.
It’s so heartbreaking!
"The reason why I gave the copper coin sword to the little zombie is because this little thing, ugh, is particularly popular with ghosts and monsters."
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but shake his head and sigh. He had been worrying about this matter all his life.
First it was Qiu Sheng, whose yang-rich physique made him particularly popular with female ghosts.
Next is Russell, who is young, handsome, has a high level of cultivation, and is popular with female ghosts.
I finally got rid of two of them.
Another little zombie came, consciously absorbing the extremely pure essence of the moon, refining and purifying it, and it was simply the best in the eyes of ghosts.
well!
Simu couldn't help but feel a little sad, "You are a zombie with intelligence, and you are still picky. Otherwise, just give it to me."
He has been driving corpses all his life, but has never encountered a zombie like this.
Having spiritual intelligence means that you can practice and embark on the path of cultivation.
The difference between humans and other animals is that humans have wisdom and will constantly practice, which is much more powerful than the rough devouring and instinctive absorption of the essence of the sun and the moon.
Just like little Russell, after practicing for less than a year, he was able to defeat those big goblins who had practiced for hundreds of years.
This gap.
"And this one, for Xiao Shufen."
Uncle Jiu took out a small bottle and said, "This contains the dragon vein fluid and the poisonous insect you mentioned last time. I think the little guy will need it in less than seven or eight years."
"This is so precious!"
Simu's eyes were red, and Uncle Jiu thought he was going to say something touching, to act out a scene of love between brothers.
Unexpectedly, Simu suddenly asked, "Brother, where is my New Year's gift?"
You are already in your 40s or 50s and you still want lucky money
Uncle Jiu held it in for a long time and then just uttered a word.
"roll!"