"You little brat!"
Uncle Jiu rubbed Russell's little head hard with his hand, "You led me astray again. Today I have to learn the art of judging people. Do you understand?"
"Um!"
Russell responded with his mouth, but his eyes were rolling around. He was very curious about what Uncle Jiu said about him being his disciple.
I heard from Senior Brother Wencai that he was still young at that time, and he vaguely remembered that someone was competing with Uncle Jiu for the custody of Russell, and the two even made a bet about it.
No one knew what they were betting on, but the man left. Uncle Jiu then adopted Russell and he became his most beloved little apprentice.
It has been too long. Wencai has been unreliable since he was a child. He was only busy playing at the time and doesn’t remember this incident very clearly.
I vaguely remember that it was a woman.
Who is it
Russell's eyes were full of gossip.
Uncle Jiu had no idea at this time that his little disciple had begun gossiping about his popularity with women. His eyes were like lightning as he scanned the people coming and going on the street.
Suddenly, Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up and he came to the door of a store carrying Russell.
The shop turned out to be an antique shop called "Guyuzhai".
Uncle Jiu did not go in either. He just stood near the antique shop and signaled with his eyes, "Take a look at that man's face."
Russell took a closer look and found that the antique shop was not big, with only two people, a young man and an old man, who were probably the clerk and the manager.
The antique shop is filled with all kinds of antiques, but I don’t know how many of them are real.
The old man lowered his head and calculated with an abacus, while the young man worked diligently to clean the antiques. He worked very hard and seemed very diligent.
Russell pondered for a moment. He had watched for too short a time, so the information he had obtained was still a little insufficient. "He should be a simple and honest man who is willing to work hard. He should have a good future."
"Hahaha!"
Uncle Jiu smiled and shook his head, "Quite the opposite."
"Let me tell you, the bridge of the nose determines a person's career and fortune. If the bridge of the nose collapses, the person lacks self-confidence, is timid in doing things, and is lazy whenever possible."
"Secondly, his deep eye sockets and thin lips indicate that he is scheming. Seeing how hard he is cleaning the antiques, he is most likely showing off in front of the shopkeeper."
Uncle Jiu pointed from a distance and said, "Look at the shopkeeper. He has a stern expression and doesn't even look at him. It really proves what he said."
"Time reveals a person's true character!"
Russell nodded as if he understood something.
"In fact, there is one more thing. The nose is red, and the tip of the nose is slightly dusty. Do you know what this means?"
"The sign of losing money!"
Russell immediately thought of one of the classic facial features in Maoshan physiognomy.
"That's right!" Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes, "I think his luck is like a tomb robbing, and he keeps showing off his wealth. Nine out of ten times, he will suffer a financial disaster."
"Would you like to wait and see?"
Russell nodded quickly, his face full of anticipation. He wanted to see how powerful this Maoshan technique of identifying people was.
To be honest, he liked this kind of unscientific magic the most. With just a little calculation with his fingers, everything could be done with half the effort.
Count with your fingers again and turn the disaster into good fortune.
I counted with my fingers again and saw the Red Luan star moving.
Fortunately, there is no lottery in this world, otherwise Russell would have to add this to the top, and he would win a few bets in every issue, and the sports lottery would kneel down and call him daddy.
"Master, why can't I see the luck above their heads even though I have opened my Dharma Eyes?" Russell was a little curious. He saw that Uncle Jiu's magic formula was normal for opening his Dharma Eyes.
Why can't he see it
Uncle Jiu thought about it for a while. It was very troublesome to explain. The little apprentice was still young, so he said calmly, "Your mind is too confused. If your mind is confused, your eyes will naturally not be able to see."
He is telling the truth. If you calm down you can see it naturally. However, people are always trapped and disturbed by their seven emotions and six desires. How many people can achieve this with a calm mind
Uncle Nine never asked Russell to see it directly, because it would take a lot of effort to achieve that.
If he remembered correctly, it took him 20 years to calm down.
Calm mind
Russell suddenly realized, isn't it the sage mode, like Liuxia Hui
He calmed down and tried not to think too much, but the less he tried to think, the more things popped up in his mind.
The images of those girls from his previous life kept appearing in his mind, and Russell felt upset just by twisting his body slightly.
He can only use his ultimate move!
"system!"
"Combining the Paper Figure Technique and the Heart Purification Mantra!"
With a thought, the energy points on the system panel instantly decreased by 100, and a strange memory appeared in Russell's mind.
Russell suddenly realized that it felt so simple!
He slowly took out a paper talisman and licked it with his tongue.
Uncle Jiu's eyelids twitched as he watched from the side, and he kept repeating in his heart, Russell is still young, Russell is still young, still a child, he can't be too harsh!
After a while, the talisman had a trace of saliva, which was even more scrawled than a ghostly talisman.
Russell felt his mouth was a little dry, but he didn't mind. He began to fold the talisman paper with his hands, skillfully folding it into a small paper man, and then.
Stick out your tongue.
Lick it.
Stick it on your forehead.
Russell felt refreshed instantly. The world became exceptionally beautiful at that moment. The air was fresher and the sky was bluer.
When he looked around, he felt that the people on the street were no longer human. There were pillars of fire above their heads, with all kinds of strange colors.
The clerk in the antique shop was just as Uncle Jiu said, with a big funnel on his head, and the few golden lights were still seeping down.
Is this fortune
Russell suddenly realized.
He did see it, but Uncle Jiu on the side was dumbfounded. This, this, this, this, this is not a Maoshan Taoist priest at all!
He saw clearly that his young disciple Russell licked the talisman paper and put it on his head, and he immediately felt calm.
If you are pure in heart and have few desires, you can even change your name to "Luo Xiahui".
Seeing it was so simple, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but doubt his life for a moment. You know, it took him more than 20 years to do this.
And what about the little apprentice
It took less than half a quarter of an hour at most.
Uncle Jiu was stunned. He pinched his fingers and a blank talisman paper appeared in his palm. He took advantage of Russell's curious look around.
He quietly lowered his head, looking at the blank talisman in his hand, and then
Lick it!
Then he carefully placed the talisman on his forehead.
Uncle Jiu closed his eyes tightly, and suddenly he felt the whole world...
Nothing changes.
“Chuckle, chuckle.”
Russell held his belly and laughed, the master was so funny, he licked it with saliva because there was no ink, and he licked it in a very regular pattern.
And what about Uncle Nine
Is that called licking? That's called spitting, and then sticking it on your own head.
I am dying of laughter!
Uncle Jiu's face turned dark and he looked around hurriedly. Fortunately, there was no one there. He squinted at his little apprentice.
Russell immediately had a bad feeling. He swallowed and said, "Master, you won't kill people to silence them, right?"
"hey-hey!"
"Ah, don't spank me!"
"ah!"