When Russell was walking and chewing bamboo, the people in Jiuquan Town who were passing by were all confused, with their eyes wide open, and they were questioning their lives.
Especially when he saw Russell chewing something with a crunching sound and his face full of the sweet taste, his little eyes were filled with confusion.
This, this is fake, right
Not only were they confused, even Uncle Jiu was dumbfounded.
Uncle Jiu was discussing something with someone in the hall at this moment. This was his latest decision.
Ever since that battle with Shi Jian, he discovered one thing: the obstacle to the three-year agreement was no longer there.
This made Uncle Jiu, who had arranged everything for Russell, a little overwhelmed. After hesitating for many days, he finally decided to clean up the chores in his hands and take Russell out.
Go to your good friends to ask for a gift, and then go and get rid of harm for the people and earn some good karma.
He was indeed somewhat helpless. It was because Russell was too smart and too talented that the journey that he had originally planned to complete in 20 years was completed in less than half a year.
Uncle Jiu was still somewhat complacent. After all, he didn't even look at whose disciple he was.
This is my apprentice, Lin Jiu!
He was dealing with chores in Jiuquan Town when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a tall figure walking in from the door.
The powerful energy and blood almost blinded Uncle Jiu's eyes. The energy and blood in his body were like a hot furnace, making the little ghost in the jar a little uneasy and running around.
He is quite handsome, with an upright figure, and with that flashy white clothes, it's hard for women not to take a second look at him.
Why does it look familiar
Uncle Jiu narrowed his eyes and felt that the man looked more and more familiar. Could it be his little apprentice
He watched Russell bite off the bamboo in his hand with a snap and chew it with relish, then suddenly shook his head violently.
This guy is definitely not my apprentice.
My apprentice is not that stupid!
Uncle Jiu looked at Russell and immediately felt pity for him. The poor kid must have suffered so much to have mastered the skill of eating bamboo.
"Hey, young man, what are you doing here at the charity cemetery?"
He shook his head helplessly, took out a few dollars from his arms and put them in the hand of Russell, who had a dull look in his eyes.
"Hey, little brother, take it and stop eating bamboo."
Russell: ...
He held a dollar in his left hand and a bamboo in his right hand, and his expression was extremely strange.
Master, you actually thought he was a beggar
hateful!
"Ah, Master, you are really going too far. I am your most beloved, filial, caring, smartest and most invincible genius apprentice!"
After hearing this, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but nod his head repeatedly. Judging from his shameless attitude, he is indeed my apprentice.
He looked at Russell who had suddenly grown taller, and still couldn't help but circle around him in surprise, his hands still constantly touching him.
"How did you grow so tall overnight?"
Uncle Jiu poked it hard with his hand, and the hard muscle bounced back. "Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, next time I hit you, I have to use a peach wood sword. A wooden stick won't work."
"... "
Why is the master's focus so weird? Which bastard has led him astray
Russell waved his hands helplessly, "It's not my fault. I was just practicing yesterday and I accidentally broke through. I didn't notice that the Six Treasury Immortal Thief had reached the highest level. I'm really sad."
A little practice, if you are not careful, if you don't pay attention, then...
The corners of Uncle Jiu's mouth couldn't help twitching. What a shameless look! Ha, he's my apprentice.
He shook his head helplessly, walked into the hall, looked at Russell who was looking at the gossip mirror, and said unhappily, "Little guy, why don't you roll over here and take a picture of yourself there!"
Uncle Jiu looked at Russell and couldn't help but feel suspicious.
It's over.
When I was a child, there were many matchmakers coming to my door, but most of them were just waiting and watching, fearing that I would grow up to be ugly.
I didn't expect that he would be 90% as handsome as I was when I was young when he grew up.
hiss!
The matchmaker is probably going to knock on the door again.
No, no, we have to run quickly.
Uncle Jiu tapped his fingers lightly. Russell lifted his hair in front of the Bagua mirror and came up to Uncle Jiu happily with a flattering look on his face.
"Father Si, I'm already this old, can I get a wife?"
Russell couldn't help licking his lips. When he was young, he had to take care of hundreds of paper wives and could only watch. That kind of pain was too painful.
"You're big?"
Uncle Jiu looked at Russell with a half-smile, and Russell suddenly felt guilty and whispered, "It's not that small."
"Um?"
Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows, and the sounds coming from his nose also became a little strange.
"It's not that big actually. Just wait a little longer."
Russell immediately sat aside obediently, showing a harmless smile.
I am big but young, so my answer is correct.
"You must not lose your virginity in the next few years. I tell you, these monsters and ghosts are not pretty, and this person is not pretty either. You must do your master proud and bring back a fairy."
Uncle Jiu, looking like an experienced person, secretly reminded, "It's best to choose one who can transform into 72 different forms."
Russell's eyes suddenly lit up. Why didn't I think of that
This is simply a high-end version of Mystique, my cousin!
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but laugh in his heart, what the hell, the only ones who could practice the 72 transformations were Erlang Zhenjun and that monkey.
As for the other female gods, as long as Russell goes after them, hehe, forget about it for a few thousand years.
He can't do it for that long. At least he should fool Russell for a few years and stop him from messing around before he becomes the head of Maoshan.
Alas, it is so difficult to be a master.
Uncle Jiu had a serious look on his face. He turned around and started discussing with the person next to him. That person was Su Yuntao who lived behind the charity cemetery.
Facing the whispers between his master and disciple, Su Yuntao looked at his nose with his eyes and his heart with his nose, indicating that he saw nothing.
I'm blind, hehe, am I smart
"I'll have Russell do what you said tomorrow, or it can be settled in a few days."
Um
Russell, who was standing by, was puzzled. He habitually reached out and tugged at Uncle Jiu's sleeve, "Master, what do you want me to do?"
"Yun Tao wants to build a school in Jiuquan Town to teach children to recognize some words, which can also be regarded as accumulating some merit for the ancestors."
Uncle Jiu took a sip of tea and said calmly, "The land in Jiuquan Town is very tight. You should find a way to get a good piece of land and choose a location."
For Taoist priests, they not only have to catch ghosts and demons, but also look at Feng Shui.
"Why should I go?"
As soon as Russell heard this, he knew there was no energy point to be gained, and his eyes rolled up immediately, "You are exploiting child labor."
"child labor?"
Uncle Jiu slapped Russell on the head, "You're almost as tall as me, and you still call yourself a child laborer."
"Hmph, those who are capable should do more work. I, your master, have been busy for so long, can't I enjoy myself?"
"Remember, you must find a good place to set up the formation."
Uncle Jiu also shared some experience, "When children gather together, it is easy to encounter evil spirits, so remember to set up two more formations."
Setting up a formation can prevent ghosts from entering the school.
Could someone have deliberately destroyed the formation
Uncle Jiu pondered for a moment and thought that there shouldn’t be such a fool.
Will there be