My name is Zhang Xiaosan, and I’m a horse bandit.
I was originally an honest man. My family was poor when I was a child and I didn’t have a nice name.
My surname is Zhang, and I am the third child in my family. Everyone calls me Xiaosan, so I became Zhang Xiaosan.
I used to live a very peaceful life, but not long ago there was a war in the village, and I secretly went to pick up bullets, but I was caught by the other side.
That beating really humiliated me.
There was a person who said something that has always lingered in my ears.
"I am a human being, and so are you. Why should I dare to kill you? It's because I have this thing in my hand, it's because I have more people, and it's because I am not afraid of losing my head."
From that day on, I suddenly realized that I didn't want to be an honest person. I wanted to be a bad person who drank, ate meat and played with women!
Zhang Xiaosan strolled slowly in Jiuquan Town, constantly looking at several shops with good business and secretly memorized their locations.
As a smart horse bandit, you must plan well before doing anything.
There are wealthy families in Jiuquan Town, but wealthy families are difficult to deal with and have their own servants.
If you are not careful, you can easily lose several brothers.
Although they were bandits living on the edge of a knife, they were all from the same village and were brothers who drank together. It would be best if they could avoid death.
Zhang Xiaosan narrowed his eyes and secretly observed those shops, muttering in his heart how he would make a fortune.
There is a science to stealing things. Not only does one have to be fierce, but also accurate.
Knowing in advance which shop has more money and where the money is can help you make more money, avoid wasting time, and escape easily.
Provincial capitals have their disadvantages, and towns have their advantages. Although provincial capitals are large and prosperous, most people don’t know them and are unwilling to stand out.
But it is different in towns and villages. The villagers don’t dare to come forward for a while, but if someone dares to show up, they will definitely swarm around.
When Zhang Xiaosan was daydreaming, he suddenly felt a chill on his back and his eyelids couldn't stop twitching.
He suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Although I don’t know why, this definitely works.
It was as if the ancestors were blessing him. Once Zhang Xiaosan's eyelids twitched, something big was bound to happen.
Relying on this, he has avoided countless difficulties, big and small, from childhood to adulthood.
This time, it came with exceptional ferocity, and his eyelids were almost twitching.
Zhang Xiaosan turned his head and looked around, seeing people coming and going, but he didn't see the security guard.
Where is it
Who is it
He pushed his straw hat down, draped the towel over his shoulders, pretended to be a farmer, rushed into the crowd, and left the town.
Zhang Xiaosan ran quickly along the quiet path, heading towards a valley.
Why wasn't their camp on the hill
Because they rode horses, they were horse bandits, not bandits.
Their boss is a smart man. What he said most was that we have guns, we have horses, there are plenty of rich people in the world, and there is no need to stick to one place.
If we can beat them, we will fight. If we can’t, we will run away. What’s important is to stay alive.
So they rested in a valley and let Zhang Xiaosan explore the way. Once the time was right to take action, they would move out as a group.
If that doesn't work, just turn around and ride away.
On a mountain trail like this, what else could run faster than a horse
Zhang Xiaosan walked faster and faster, looking back from time to time. There was clearly no one behind him, but his eyelids were still twitching.
Where is it
"Xiao San is back!"
A man on the nearby tree saw Zhang Xiaosan and shouted, and a group of people immediately rushed out of the forest.
"How's it going? How's it going?"
"Is the town fertile?"
"Is there a Taoist priest inside?"
"Is there a security team inside?"
Zhang Xiaosan laughed and said, "Stop talking, stop talking. That town is really crowded. There are no Taoist priests there, but there are only seven or eight security guards. I think we'll all be scared to death if we go there."
When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter.
To them, such strength is like a woman who sleeps without locking the door in the middle of the night.
"Let's do this vote!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Whether to do it or not, we still have to wait for the boss to decide."
"Yes, yes, thanks to the boss's magic, we are invulnerable. Hehe, the boss is awesome."
After a burst of shouting, a few people went back into the forest to report to the leader of the horse bandits.
Zhang Xiaosan's eyelids kept twitching. He exhaled sharply, walked away slowly, looked at his brother who was left alone, and quietly walked up to him to trick him.
What's the matter
Borrow money!
Zhang Xiaosan felt that something big must be happening. He looked at the crowd who were filled with joy calmly and said something silently in his heart.
I'm sorry, I'd rather die than have my friends die. You go and die to attract attention so that I can run faster.
With his previous lies, everyone felt that it would be easy to take over Jiuquan Town, and they were about to make a fortune and realize the zero-yuan purchase.
When faced with Zhang Xiaosan's request to borrow money, they just made a joke and didn't take it seriously.
So, they contributed money to Zhang Xiaosan to raise enough money for him to escape, hide his identity, and maybe even become a small wealthy man.
This magical scene stunned Russell in the sky.
Zhang Xiaosan, you are really a genius!
When he discovered something unusual, he didn't remind his teammates to escape or defend, but instead tricked them into going to Jiuquan Town to die, buying time for himself to escape.
Oh, such a person!
Russell no longer hid his whereabouts. He slowly descended from the sky and landed on a tree. He coughed ok.
This sound was like thunder coming out of nowhere, startling everyone instantly.
The bandits' hands holding the knives began to tremble. When did someone appear on the tree
Their leader was much more stable, and she was a female horse bandit.
The female bandit looked at the Taoist robe Russell was wearing, her face solemn, and she took two steps back before she spoke, "May I ask this Taoist priest, what is the grudge between us?"
"There is no grudge, but I heard that someone wanted to massacre Jiuquan Town, so I came to see who is so arrogant."
Russell calmly tickled his nails. Zhang Xiaosan, who was hiding in the crowd, couldn't help but shrink his head. He wanted to slip away, but was pushed back and sat down on the ground with a thump.
The female horse bandit seemed to remember something and looked at Zhang Xiaosan with a vicious expression.
"You led them here?"
"Don't blame me, Boss. I didn't even see him!"
Zhang Xiaosan fell to his knees, crying like a ghost.
To be honest, he was really wronged. He walked all the way without seeing anyone and ended up being kidnapped without knowing it.
Became a horse rapist!
The female horse bandit looked at him deeply, but didn't say anything. Instead, she looked up at Russell and said, "You stinky Taoist priest, you want to deal with a group of us by yourself?"
What’s so great about knowing Taoism? Times have changed and we have guns!
"boom!"
As Russell raised his hand, loud noises were heard from behind him. A wooden man several dozen meters tall slowly stood up and looked at everyone.
Everyone: ...
"Grandpa! I'm your grandson!"