Just when Russell was playing a prank on Wei, Uncle Nine's voice came from inside the house.
"Come in, you little bastard. What are you doing squatting outside?"
Russell looked at Awei under his butt and couldn't help but tilt his head, wondering how he had sat on him without realizing it.
Hey, that’s not right. How did Uncle Jiu know that
Russell turned over with force, and Awei under him rolled his eyes. At this moment, he finally understood one thing.
Please, please, please, please don't, don't, don't even think about saying that someone is narrow-minded in front of a narrow-minded person.
Woo woo woo, that’s so scary!
Russell stood up, straightened his clothes, and pushed the door open.
As soon as he entered the door, everyone's eyes turned to him. Russell did not panic. Instead, he nodded at them very gently.
The old man sitting in the hall couldn't help but be a little surprised and stared at Russell in a daze.
In an instant, Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu's eyes seemed to glow and lit up instantly.
I don't know who was whispering in whose ear.
"Cousin, look, there's a handsome guy!"
"Hate it, just look at it, what do you say?"
Russell walked straight up to Uncle Jiu, nodded slightly to the old man, and sat on a chair beside him.
Coincidentally, right opposite him were Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu.
However, Russell is not interested in either of them. After all, he is also a good socialist boy who has risen in the era of short videos.
What kind of scenes, what kind of cross-dressing, what kind of beauties, hasn’t he seen them
That's called competing for favor, crying and shouting about wanting to be his wife, just for likes, attention and rewards.
I am their most lovely family member!
Compared to Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu, Russell was more interested in the bald man. He always felt that this man looked familiar.
Who is it
"Is the Feng Shui formation at the school ready?"
Uncle Jiu asked from the side. Although Russell's cultivation was high, he had little experience after all, so he was still a little worried.
Russell answered them one by one and mentioned the matter of the horse bandits in passing. For him, it was just a matter of one punch.
But all he could hear were cries of surprise from the people present. It was such a legendary story that one man wiped out an entire group of horse bandits.
Ren Tingting and Ren Zhuzhu looked at Russell with different eyes, their faces flushed, and they didn't know what kind of Mary Sue story they imagined in their minds.
"That's good."
Uncle Jiu nodded, turned to the old man and said, "This is my apprentice Russell. He is very capable and has inherited my true teachings."
"This old man is Mr. Ren of Nintendo. He is looking for me as his master today because he wants to help him move his grave."
It was a coincidence that Uncle Jiu moved from Renjia Town to Jiuquan Town, and Ren Fa had been waiting for Uncle Jiu's return.
But several months have passed and Uncle Jiu still has no intention of returning, and at the end of the year, it is time to take stock of the Ren family's business.
Not surprisingly, under his "wise and brave" leadership, the Ren family lost money again.
But I don’t know why, the money I lost this year seems to be much less than last year, as if my fortunes had turned around.
Although the loss was much less, it was still a loss of money, and the Ren family was still on the decline.
Ren Fa had a headache and remembered what he heard from his uncle in the Macheng Restaurant. He immediately thought of moving the grave again.
It just so happened that his beloved daughter Ren Tingting had returned from the provincial capital to celebrate the New Year and was bored staying at home, so she volunteered to take on the job.
I'm visiting my relative Mr. Ren at Nintendo, and I'd like to invite Uncle Nine to come.
When she heard that Uncle Jiu was leaving Jiuquan Town and going to other places outside, Ren Tingting became anxious and begged Nintendo to come and visit Uncle Jiu.
When Russell heard the name Nintendo, he suddenly understood what was going on. He looked at the familiar old man sitting in the seat of honor with a little surprise.
Hey, uncle, you are not dead yet
I will recognize you as soon as you die!
Of course, such words must not be said out loud. If they are said out loud, Uncle Jiu might beat them up.
"Heroes are born young!"
Ren Tiandi is obviously much more smooth than Ren Wei. He doesn't understand any Taoism, but Russell is handsome and is Uncle Jiu's apprentice, so he knows how to say nice things and move his mouth.
Everyone likes to show off their fancy clothes.
Nintendo praised it and continued to discuss something with Uncle Jiu, not realizing that the little kid he had just praised was plotting against him.
There is a saying that goes, the Ren family produces zombies, and each generation is better than the previous one!
Russell picked up the teacup and took a sip, his eyes involuntarily glanced at the other side, the bald man sitting opposite him.
If I remember correctly, the unprepossessing bald man in front of me is actually a scientist from a foreign country.
It seems that he is a French doctor who came here to study the differences between Chinese zombies, Egyptian mummies and American vampires
If the research is successful, I will definitely win a Nobel Prize.
This is the pursuit of scientists and a great honor.
Although we don't know what his scientific research level is, he somehow managed to inject a shot into the corpse of Nintendo, turning it into a musical zombie that is not afraid of sunlight or spells.
Judging from the effect of the music zombie, it seems that the research was successful.
Unfortunately, he lost his life.
This guy is really talented.
Russell's eyes rolled around and his heart was pounding.
He was short of energy points at the moment, and wondered how many energy points this music zombie created by the French doctor had
This can be mass-produced and scientifically replicated.
What a rare bug!
By the way, how did this French doctor get involved with Nintendo
While Russell was thinking, the French doctor slowly stood up and began to walk around the hall.
The charity cemetery was previously a Western church. Although it has been renovated, it still retains many unique Western church styles, which are particularly obvious among this area of houses.
He was wandering around, and seemed to come to the place where Uncle Jiu placed the coffin with a purpose, and looked around, looking at something.
While no one was paying attention, the French doctor quietly opened the coffin.
He was invited by the Ren family to teach foreign languages to Ren Zhuzhu. This was his public identity, but secretly he was studying Chinese zombies.
But there were too few zombies. He tried his best but still didn't encounter a single one.
So, as soon as he heard that Nintendo was going to visit a Taoist priest named Uncle Jiu, he followed them regardless of any persuasion, just to find a zombie.
An unscientific zombie that can jump and dance, has great strength, and doesn't need to breathe.
He thought his actions were secretive, but he didn't know that Russell was secretly watching him with interest.
Well, this foreigner looks happy. Did he see his master’s zombie
Ah, he took out a syringe from somewhere, it was thick and long, and there was a sticky liquid in it.
Oops, he started poking, he started poking.
Russell was originally happy that a wave of energy points were about to be credited to his account, but unexpectedly, the next moment, a familiar figure jumped out of the coffin.
What the hell, little zombies
Why the hell are you in the coffin!