"Uncle Jiu, please eat more."
"Uncle Jiu, try this."
"Brother, brother, you are truly a hero at a young age!"
As if he had figured something out, Mr. Ren, who had always been very proud, changed his demeanor and looked very flattering, no longer showing his previous arrogant look.
Amidst Mr. Ren's flattery and all kinds of adulation, Uncle Jiu had never felt so uncomfortable eating and always felt uneasy.
So the meal ended hastily, and we got to drink the legendary foreign tea as we wished.
You know what, it’s really fucking hard.
Uncle Jiu took a sip and his whole expression changed. If this wasn't his young apprentice's shop and if he wasn't in front of Master Ren, he would have complained.
It's such a bitter thing, yet there are people who spend a lot of money to drink it
You must be crazy!
Uncle Jiu didn't smile until Russell brought him a pot of Longjing tea.
"I've looked at the nearest days and the grave should be moved tomorrow!"
Uncle Jiu calculated with his fingers and found that tomorrow was a good day to move the grave.
"Uncle Jiu, you are an expert, you have the final say, you have the final say."
Mr. Ren cooperated very well without any doubts, and Uncle Jiu was very pleased when he heard this.
What a good customer! He likes people who listen to him the most.
"After returning home at night, you should not eat anything stimulating, but eat some vegetarian food."
This is the rule before the sacrifice.
"Sure, sure."
"I need to go back and take a good bath, and go to the toilet several times to clean myself up."
"Sure, sure."
"We need to prepare some offerings. Well, it would be best if we also bring some paper money."
"Uncle Jiu." Master Ren was suddenly a little embarrassed. "It's easy to prepare the offerings, but how do I buy the paper?"
"Well..."
Uncle Jiu pondered for a moment, then turned to look at Russell, "Take Master Ren to go to Old Man Liu to buy some things. You should know what they want."
Russell, who was drinking tea, blinked his eyes. Before he could understand what he was saying, Uncle Jiu slapped him on the shoulder.
"My disciple, Master, I have high hopes for you. Don't be lazy."
"... "
Master Ren was full of flattery, cupped his hands and said, "Then I'll have to trouble you, little brother!"
"... "
...
"Little brother, what should I call you?"
Mr. Ren followed behind Russell, trying to get close to him.
"My last name is Luo, Russell. We've met before."
"Have you seen it?"
Master Ren was full of doubts and patted his head with his hand, "Alas, look at my memory. I am getting old, old. In the future, you young people will rule the world."
Russell was too lazy to explain that he was only interested in Master Ren when he turned into a zombie.
"Well, I wonder if the young man is married?"
"No."
"That's great!" Master Ren clapped his hands fiercely, very subtly, "I have a daughter named Tingting, who just came back from the provincial capital a few days ago. She can speak foreign languages, put on makeup, embroider, and... "
Before he could finish, Russell waved towards the alley across the street, and a young woman walked over.
His eyes were curved and looking upwards, and his smile was particularly beautiful, which was a sign of great misfortune. His legs were thin, white and long.
When she walks, she looks shaky and has a special charm.
"Yes, Master Ren, this is my friend, Yan Lingji."
Looking at the charming Yan Lingji, Master Ren couldn't help but open his mouth wide, but when he thought of his "beautiful" daughter, he immediately closed his mouth.
"Russell, are you coming home for dinner tonight?"
I saw another tall woman coming over, dressed gorgeously and exuding a noble temperament.
Another shaky lord.
Master Ren's eyes widened. This, this...
"cough!"
Russell shook his head helplessly. "This is another friend of mine, Medusa."
He turned around and waved at the two of them, "You two go back first, I'll go home for dinner tonight."
"Very good!"
Yan Lingji and Medusa chatted and laughed, then walked away arm in arm, leaving Master Ren with a dull look in his eyes.
Master Ren swallowed his saliva and whispered to Russell, "Brother, we are monogamous now."
"Yes!"
Russell nodded and waved his hands, "So they are my friends, not my wife. Oh, by the way, Master Ren, what did you want to say just now?"
"No, no, the weather is really nice today!"
Mr. Ren wiped the cold sweat from his forehead with his hand. The young people nowadays really have a lot of fun.
Really good at playing, really good at playing.
...
"Hey, little brother, have we met before? I always feel like you look familiar!"
The lame old man brought Master Ren and Russell, looking at his paper-folding with a puzzled look on his face. He always felt like he had seen it before.
Russell smiled and didn't explain. Instead, he touched Ah Fu's head with his hand. Ah Fu immediately began to doubt his life.
Dad didn't recognize Russell, but he did. But, but, he has grown up too fast, hasn't he
Four or five months ago, we were about the same height, but now you have secretly grown into an adult
Russell couldn't help but smile. Hehe, it feels really good to touch a child's head.
He looked at the lame old man who was seriously introducing paper-zha to Master Ren, and waved his hand generously, "No need to introduce, I want all the paper-zha here."
It would be a waste not to kill Mr. Ren, this sucker. This can bring a lot of income to the lame old man's family.
The lame old man was shocked and wanted all the paper-cuts in the room. This, this...
His face flushed and he was excited all over. This was the biggest business ever!
Mr. Ren didn't care. After all, a room full of paper money was not a lot of money for him.
However, his expression was a little strange, and his mouth was open, as if he wanted to say something.
Russell walked up to him and said, "Master Ren, these things are necessary."
"It's damp underneath. You can't let Old Master Ren live outside. You must have this house."
Mr. Ren nodded, saying that made sense.
"Mr. Ren was a wealthy man when he was alive. How could he walk? He must have had a horse and a sedan chair."
Mr. Ren nodded, saying that made sense.
"You must have this paper money, right? Why don't you give Mr. Ren some money to spend?"
"No, no, no, no."
Master Ren waved his hands quickly, pointing to the paper figurines of women in the corner with great embarrassment, "My father is old, and burning paper figurines of women is a bit... "
Wouldn't it be a joke if this were told to others
"Mr. Ren must be lonely down there, so it's normal for him to burn a paper figurine of a woman."
Russell glanced at Master Ren and said, "Aren't you afraid that Master Ren will come to you in the middle of the night and scold you for being an unfilial son?"
Master Ren was startled and waved his hands in panic.
"Actually, it's okay for me to find you in the middle of the night, but I was afraid that I would ask you to send it off in person!"
If I send him down personally, wouldn't he become a dead person
Mr. Ren was a little panicked and hurriedly wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeve.
"Don't worry, I'll take care of the after-sales service for you. If Old Master Ren is not satisfied, you can ask him to come to me. I can solve the problem with just a slap."
Russell is short of energy points right now, just a zombie.
"ah?"
"You're wrong. My family has been making paper figures for generations. When the time comes, let alone a girl, even if Old Master Ren wants a boy, that's fine."
"ah?"
Mr. Ren swallowed his saliva immediately and panicked.
This guy seems a little dishonest!