"Master, why are you always looking at me?"
Russell stood in the yard and saw Uncle Jiu looking at him strangely not far away. His eyes were full of inexplicable disdain.
This look made him feel a little uneasy.
Uncle Jiu did not answer.
Russell had no choice but to move towards his room carefully step by step, "Master, the paper money for Master Ren has been bought, and the grave can be moved tomorrow."
"Um."
Uncle Jiu didn't even move his eyelids, he just snorted softly.
Something is wrong.
Something is definitely wrong.
Russell always felt that there was a vague murderous aura in the yard.
He smiled awkwardly and changed the subject very stiffly, waving at the little zombie in the distance, "Little zombie, come here quickly, I'll take you to dinner."
The little zombie became addicted to eating tomatoes, which helped him suppress his desire for blood.
But Russell never expected that a trick that always worked would not work today.
The little zombie shook its head and hid directly behind Uncle Jiu. It grabbed Uncle Jiu's Taoist robe with its two little paws and poked its head out.
His expression is particularly lively, with a look of gloating, he must have received some inside information!
This heartless guy didn't even bother to tell your senior brother about this in advance.
I am usually so nice to you, woooo.
"On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, the little zombie gloated over the misfortune of others. I, Luo, took note of it!"
Looking at Uncle Jiu's expression, Russell's eyes were vague and he felt frightened. What happened
The next moment, he understood.
Uncle Jiu glanced into the hall and could vaguely see two figures.
It seems like there are two women.
She looks enchanting, a sign of great misfortune, and is particularly beautiful.
It was none other than Yan Lingji and Medusa.
Russell slapped his head suddenly. He had just finished pretending in front of Master Ren and let these two come back with the things. Oops, he accidentally let the master see it.
"Master..."
"move slowly!"
Uncle Jiu snorted, "You still remember to call me Master?"
He pointed to the hall and said earnestly, "Russell, I'm telling you, you made paper figures so well, don't do it again next time!"
"ah?"
Should I tell you that I, your master, was frightened when I saw two women entering the charity cemetery just now
Uncle Jiu didn't realize it at first glance, but when he opened the door, he saw two smiling women walking in, saying they were Russell's friends.
Seeing that charming look that didn't seem unfamiliar to him at all, Uncle Jiu was almost shocked.
He thought Russell had gotten into trouble with someone else and that person had come to his house to find him! !
I'm a ghost, I'm scared to death.
No matter which old father it is, he doesn't want his children to be old sea kings. Even though Uncle Jiu is a cultivator, it's the same.
But when he found out that the two were paper people, his face turned red.
Well, as a master, he can't even see through his apprentice's paper figurine...
Uncle Jiu's eyes were wandering, and he was talking nonsense in a serious tone, "Russell, you are not a child anymore, don't make a paper wife anymore."
As he was talking, he hesitated for a moment, "Even if you want to do it, don't do it so beautifully."
It was tied so beautifully. When he thought about his sister Lian, he always felt that she was a little weird, like a country girl.
No, no, no, how could my beloved sister Lian be a country girl
"So that's it!"
Russell nodded, not understanding what was going on. It turned out that the master was worried that his tattoo would look too much like a human and scare people.
He waved his hands and said, "Don't worry, Master, I'm not a child anymore. These are toys for adults."
As he spoke, Russell's eyes looked a little strange. Uncle Jiu looked at him but couldn't tell what was strange.
"Master, let me tell you, this thing will definitely be loved by many people in the future, and it will be very precious."
Russell said earnestly, "Paper figurines are definitely more promising than practicing Taoism. Figurines like this will definitely be worth more than a hundred dollars each in the future!"
"One hundred dollars for this?"
Uncle Jiu shook his head in disbelief. One hundred dollars could really be enough to marry several women.
What’s the point of buying this fake one? It can’t speak and can’t give birth to children.
He shook his head and slapped Russell, who had his face close to him, with a look of disgust on his face.
"Go to sleep. Get up early tomorrow morning, move the graves, and leave here. Your personality is too similar to that person."
Uncle Jiu sighed, put his hands behind his back, and staggered back to his room.
What about the young people nowadays? Why do they have such weird thoughts
"Why is my lovely paper doll wife being disliked?"
Russell lowered his head and murmured, wondering how many people would be attracted by his room full of figurines and paper wife if it were in the future.
A life-size paper wife who can sing, dance, rap, play basketball and dance, no matter which one you bring out, it can at least get 100,000 likes.
"Could it be that the master likes men?"
"Or maybe the master likes something more powerful?"
Russell touched his chin, looked at his master's closed door, his eyes slowly narrowed, and a wicked smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
"Crunch!"
A strange noise came from behind him. Russell turned his head sharply and saw the little zombie tiptoeing and trying to slip away quietly.
Seeing this little guy, Russell smiled even more happily.
Let's taste the love from our senior brother!!
...
"Ah, don't move!"
Russell put his left hand on the little zombie's shoulder and smiled very gently, "Everyone will go through this step."
The little zombie's eyes were wide open, and he covered his mouth with his hands, struggling constantly.
"Ah, it's just women's clothing. Look how cute you are in a little skirt."
Russell got a mirror from somewhere. In the mirror, the little zombie was wearing a pink dress and had white powder on her face, which made her look very cute.
His little eyes revealed a kind of confusion, disbelief and despair
Well, that's not important.
"Isn't it beautiful? I think the master used to wear women's clothes. You look much better than the master in women's clothes."
Russell bent his fingers, gave the little guy a brain slam, gave him a tough lesson of love, and then let him go.
The little zombie fled in panic, while Russell laughed wildly behind him.
Women's clothing.
There is always only zero times and countless times, hahahaha!
"The master likes men, strong and powerful ones, so this is not impossible."
"It's rare that the master has a hobby, so I must satisfy it."
Russell turned his head and looked directly at the materials in the corner, with a sly smile in his eyes.
As a man, even if he says no, he definitely wants it in his heart.
I understand. I understand.
At this time, Uncle Jiu was burning incense at the portrait of the ancestor in the room, when he suddenly felt a chill on his back and his whole body trembled.
Which thief is plotting against me