"Little Er, carrying his schoolbag to school..."
Russell was humming a little tune and just opened the door when he saw Uncle Jiu practicing Baguaquan in the yard.
"Oh, Master, you got up so early today!"
Seeing Russell showing his courtesy, Uncle Jiu immediately withdrew his hand and coughed dryly, "Ahem, I have something else to do, I'll go out first."
Based on his understanding of this brat, he must have some bad ideas!
It’s better to slip away first.
Before he could walk away, a long black hook stretched out from the room, tied Uncle Jiu's waist directly, and turned him back.
The hook was so powerful that even Uncle Jiu was accidentally caught by it and flew backwards until he fell into someone's arms.
When Uncle Jiu raised his head, he was burly with a big black beard, looking ferocious and ferocious, just like the reincarnation of Black Zhang Fei!
"... "
"RUSSELL!!!"
With a roar, Russell poked his head out of the door with a smile, "Master, how is my Zhong Kui?"
Is this Zhong Kui
Uncle Jiu looked at the ferocious-looking man who looked like the reincarnation of Black Zhang Fei, then looked at the portrait of Zhong Kui on the wall and fell into deep thought.
It seems a little bit similar.
"No, why does Zhong Kui have a hook on his hand?"
"Doesn't Zhong Kui carry a hook?"
"Do you want to bring it?"
"Oops, I remembered it wrong."
Russell's sudden realization left Uncle Nine speechless.
He struggled and jumped out of Zhong Kui's arms, breaking free from the shy princess-like hug.
Russell blinked his eyes. "We are all going on a long trip. I am more worried that my brothers and sisters might get into trouble at home."
He pointed to the white paper and bamboo strips in the corner and said, "I used them to fold a paper Zhong Kui. He is invulnerable to swords and spears, and is not afraid of water or fire. He also added a soul-catching rope. It's very powerful!"
Uncle Jiu was shocked when he heard this.
He looked carefully and found that the paper figure in front of him was extremely black, faintly reflecting a cold metallic luster.
He flicked it gently with his hand, and the next moment, the Zhong Kui made a crisp sound like metal.
It seemed as if this was not a paper man at all, but an iron man or a bronze man.
Uncle Jiu looked a little surprised, "Is this the iron body?"
If you want to change your name, call it whatever you want. I believe in making soldiers out of beans!
Russell nodded. He had worked all night yesterday to prepare for the long journey.
This Zhong Kui is extremely strong and is not afraid of water or fire, so it can be used for remote control.
In the left hand is the soul-catching rope, and in the right hand is the soul-collecting gourd.
With a hook of Zhong Kui's hand, all the demons and monsters go into the gourd!
"There's something!"
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but nodded with relief. It seemed that Russell had thought it through very carefully. At least he didn't have to worry about his family all the time.
But he changed the subject and his expression became a little unfriendly.
Uncle Jiu pointed at something on the roof and said word by word, "Come, tell me, what is this?"
I saw a huge spider perched on the roof.
Spiders don’t matter, even spider monsters don’t matter, Uncle Jiu has encountered quite a few of them.
But what's with all these densely packed legs of yours
Russell suddenly realized, "You mean that? That's the new mount I developed."
"The mountain version of the one hundred and eight legged mountain spider!"
"We are going on a long journey, but the roads outside are not easy to walk on, as many of them are mountain roads. By doing this, we can climb the mountain directly as if we were walking on flat ground."
Russell was very proud, "This is the perfect choice for home travel, murder and robbery."
With one hundred and eight legs, it can leap more than ten meters high. No matter how steep the cliff or how rugged the mountain road is, it can walk on it as if it were flat ground without any effort.
Hikers in later generations were so envious that they cried.
Uncle Jiu was stunned, and suddenly felt comforted in his heart. Little Russell finally grew up, became sensible, and did what the world wanted.
But before he could be happy, Russell changed the subject, his eyes wandered, and he said mysteriously, "This thing can also turn into a spider at night."
Seeing his wretched little appearance, Uncle Jiu immediately had a bad feeling.
"What is Spider-Man?"
"Ah, it's something that can warm the bed at night. I set it up specially. Don't worry, the legs are white and long, definitely hairless, and they can also generate heat!"
"... "
"Ah, Master, what are you bending over for?"
"It's okay. I'm looking for my three-meter-long sword."
"... "
...
"Everyone should worship with sincerity and respect!"
At noon, the sun is shining brightly and the yang energy is at its strongest.
Uncle Jiu brought a group of people to Old Master Ren’s tomb and were busy moving the grave.
But this time, Mr. Ren was very honest and believed whatever Uncle Jiu said without questioning a single word.
Uncle Jiu took a look at the grave and cursed the brat in his heart for using someone else's grave without even cleaning it up properly.
Looking at Old Master Ren who had turned into dry bones and had all his negative energy sucked away, he had already vaguely turned into sand, as if he had been sucked dry!
Uncle Jiu pondered for a moment, then began to talk nonsense to Master Ren in a serious manner. The body is gone, so why move the grave
However, he also took a look and found that the grave of Old Master Ren was a rare Feng Shui treasure land, which was very suitable for him.
It is 34 feet long, but only four feet can be used; it is 13 feet wide, but only three feet can be used. The coffin cannot be used for burial, but only for Buddhist ceremonies.
If used well, your descendants will have continuous wealth and prosperity from generation to generation.
If it is not used properly, there will be losses every year and the family lineage will be extinct.
Uncle Jiu explained it in detail, and the master who heard it slapped his thigh and exclaimed, with a face full of remorse, calling him a god.
This is exactly the same as the situation of the Ren family in recent years.
Ever since his father was buried, Ren's family's business has been getting worse day by day, fortunately the family was well off back then.
However, they still declined from a wealthy family in the provincial capital to a small and wealthy family in Renjia Town.
Not to mention others, just mention the guy surnamed Li, the guy surnamed Huang, and the young man surnamed Luo. One after another, their businesses are more prosperous than his.
Moreover, she gave birth to a daughter. Mr. Ren's face was full of regret. Doesn't this prove the saying that she will have no descendants
Uncle Jiu! He is truly a god!
On this side, Master Ren kept complimenting Uncle Jiu.
On the other hand, Russell was constantly bewitching Qiu Sheng.
"Brother, you are already quite old, right?"
Qiu Sheng was stunned and nodded in confusion.
Russell immediately looked disappointed, "You are almost 19 years old, and you haven't even touched a woman's hand. At your age, other people's children are old enough to play with soy sauce!"
Qiu Sheng wanted to refute, but he was speechless.
Others at his age, fifteen or sixteen, would have found a wife right away, but he, but he, has been single for nineteen years...
"Do you want a woman?"
Qiu Sheng's old face turned red, and he glanced secretly at Uncle Jiu, waving his hands in panic.
Russell put his arm around her shoulder, with a mysterious look on his face, "Brother, I'll give you a wife, do you want one?"
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