If someone introduces you to a date, will you agree, or agree, or agree
Qiu Sheng faced this choice.
He thought about the three options in his mind, hesitated for only a second, and then chose the third one.
But looking at the smiling face of his junior brother, the aftereffects of being pranked by him since childhood suddenly came back.
Qiu Sheng opened his mouth and asked cautiously.
"Is that woman pretty?"
"On time!"
"Is it big?"
"big!"
"Does it look good?"
"nice!"
Russell is not lying. Dong Xiaoyu is a beautiful and famous Hong Kong star.
Qiu Sheng's heart was immediately moved, but he still felt a little uneasy. He stared into Russell's eyes.
"Then you say this: Chinese people don't cheat Chinese people!"
"... "
That was indeed not a woman, but a female ghost.
"Do you want love?" Russell touched his nose and looked up into the distance. It seemed that Uncle Jiu had almost finished discussing things with Master Ren.
After all, Russell had turned this dragonfly skimming the water into a flower, and the silver-armored corpse directly sucked away all the negative energy.
Poor Old Master Ren was simply sucked dry and turned into an ordinary pile of bones.
Even if Mr. Ren does not move the grave now, the situation of his Ren family will improve, at least they will not lose as much money as before.
If Old Master Ren had not turned into a zombie, Uncle Jiu would not have allowed Qiu Sheng and Wencai to burn incense.
If Qiu Sheng hadn't gone to burn incense, he wouldn't have met the female ghost Dong Xiaoyu.
How could he become a famous Undead Knight without meeting Dong Xiaoyu
Russell was whistling leisurely, while Qiu Sheng was secretly anxious behind him. He whistled at the person he had introduced to him, before he even met him
No, no!
"Junior brother!" Qiu Sheng quickly grabbed Russell, with a flattering look on his face, "I want it, I want it, Junior brother, introduce him to me."
"Well, I'm angry."
"Don't be angry, little brother. I'll find you some milk."
Qiu Sheng was a little anxious and suddenly remembered Russell's habit. Russell rolled his eyes when he heard this.
Do you think I'm a child
"One more bottle."
"no problem."
Russell put his hand on Qiu Sheng's shoulder and pointed to a grave not far away, raising his eyebrows slightly, "Do you see that grave?"
"Look, I see."
Qiu Sheng looked at the lonely grave with a faint black-and-white photo in front of it, and he immediately had a bad feeling.
really.
He heard Russell's chuckle in his ear, "As long as you light a stick of incense in front of her grave and give her a compliment, this female ghost will go home with you. It's like you got a wife for free!"
A female ghost
Qiu Sheng's face turned pale. How could anyone in this world dare to have such a thought
Is there really anyone who is so brave
He definitely wouldn't dare. He swore that he would never touch any female ghost.
Qiu Sheng was so frightened that he shook his head in panic, his voice trembling, "No, no, no, it's definitely not possible, Junior Brother, don't make fun of me."
That's a female ghost. What if she sucks her dry
Russell smiled contemptuously, "As long as you take a rest, you won't be afraid that your cow will be damaged by plowing the field."
He simply snapped his fingers, and a paper talisman appeared silently in his hand.
It was the Yang Qi Talisman.
With this thing, and Qiu Sheng's special physique, even if the field is very fertile, the cow will not be tired to death as long as it is not plowed every day.
Faced with his junior fellow apprentice's dirty jokes, Qiu Sheng still shook his head.
He is a very timid person. How could he have the heart to kill a female ghost like this
"Hey, learn more from your predecessors!"
Russell gave him a look and said, "Let me tell you something. You have a senior named Tang who has been having sex with grass."
Qiu Sheng: ...
"There is also a senior named Tang who fucked a rabbit."
Qiu Sheng:
"Is this from the same family?"
There is a thing called inheritance.
"That's not important." Russell continued, "You have another senior named Xu who fucked a snake."
"There's another guy who fucked a caterpillar."
"There is another elder brother who is better than the three-legged golden toad."
"There is another group, who have fucked cats, horses, foxes, conches, and tigers..."
Qiu Sheng's expression became more and more weird. Although he didn't understand, he felt greatly shocked.
This, this, this, he felt that his three views were completely destroyed at this moment.
"Russell!"
Uncle Jiu's shout from afar interrupted Russell's long speech and his explanation of the great predecessors.
Never imagine that men are greedy for beauty and have a certain curiosity.
Russell patted Qiu Sheng's shoulder with a meaningful look on his face, "Brother, keep working hard. If you don't like it, I can introduce you to a spider with 108 legs."
Qiu Sheng suddenly shuddered all over, looked at Russell's leaving figure in silence for a moment, and then said firmly.
"I, Qiu Sheng, will never touch a female ghost in my life, or I will become impotent!"
He followed slowly and helped Uncle Jiu.
But he was in a daze, frightened by the shocking words just spoken by his junior brother, and was absent-minded.
Is there really anyone who would do that
Somehow, Qiu Sheng felt dazed and found a handful of incense in his hand. When he looked up, it was his master.
Uncle Jiu's face was serious. "Relocating the grave is such an important matter, but you are distracted. What are you thinking about?"
Qiu Sheng opened his mouth and was about to explain, but then closed it again. He couldn't betray his junior brother.
Seeing him like this, Uncle Jiu felt a little disappointed. This was once his promising disciple and successor.
Talented but not hardworking.
"Go ahead. We are breaking ground for Old Master Ren today. We have disturbed the neighbors. Go and light some incense on each grave."
"Let me go burn incense?"
Qiu Sheng was startled and couldn't help but look at the lonely grave in the distance.
"What?" Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows, "You've grown too independent and don't listen to your master anymore?"
"No, no."
Qiu Sheng quickly waved his hand, holding the incense stick and walked away. In order not to provoke the female ghost, he even changed direction.
"You three, you three, you three..."
Qiu Sheng looked at the dwindling incense in his hand and the dwindling graves in front of him, and couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his forehead.
At this time, there was no one on the grave hill. Uncle Jiu directed those people to carry the coffin down the hill. He had already found a good Feng Shui location.
We can move there today. Special matters will be handled specially. We can solve it today and leave Renjia Town tomorrow.
"No way?"
After Qiu Sheng finished burning incense on the grave in front of him, he had exactly three incense sticks left in his hand, and there was only that lonely grave left on the entire hill of graves.
If I don't insert it, will I keep it for myself
He had no choice but to walk over and saw the photo on the grave at a glance.
"So young?"
Qiu Sheng was stunned. She was quite pretty, but she died so young.
"You are so pitiful. I will light a stick of incense for you. Please don't bother me."
He bowed with both hands, stood up and couldn't help but take another look. The portrait actually twisted and opened its mouth to speak.
"Thanks!"
Qiu Sheng: ...
I really, really don't like female ghosts!
He looked at the portrait of Dong Xiaoyu again and thought, well, it's not impossible to negotiate.