Russell was confused about the fact that Erlang Shen was a dog.
It's not that I look down on you, but as a human being, no, as a dog, you should have self-knowledge!
Russell reacted quickly and realized that it must be the dog demon in front of them who was fooling them. This was a ghost Erlang Shen, or maybe a distant relative of Roaring Sky Dog 180,000 generations ago.
It didn't seem like it was an unacceptable fact that the dog demon was speaking.
Looking at the sexy red shorts opposite him, Russell couldn't help but burst out laughing and touched his nose to cover up his embarrassment.
This laughter immediately attracted the attention of the dog demon.
It looked Russell up and down, its small eyes full of disdain, "Uncle Jiu, you are so thin, and your apprentice is also so thin, it's really, alas!"
As he spoke, he shook his head, which made Russell stunned.
At this time, Uncle Jiu leaned in and whispered, "He and his master are martial artists, and his brain is a little abnormal, just deal with it."
It turns out he practices martial arts!
Russell suddenly realized what was going on. He looked at the dog demon carefully and was immediately surprised.
This aura and this fluctuation clearly show that he is not a weakling.
Isn’t it said that practicing martial arts has no future
Russell was confused, and it seemed that he could see Russell's confusion, or there was some misunderstanding or something.
The dog demon grinned, revealing his sharp white teeth, then took a step to the side and struck a pose, revealing his muscular body.
"Boy, a real man should have big muscles. Come practice martial arts with me."
"Hey!"
...
...
The air was silent. Russell turned his head quietly and asked, "Master, has this guy been vaccinated against rabies?"
"What?"
Uncle Jiu was stunned, then he looked at the dog demon Ah Huang, coughed lightly, and glanced at the empty hall.
"Ah Huang, where is your master Sanlang?"
The empty hall was filled with stone pillars used for physical exercise, as well as various stone locks.
Don't ask him how he knew it, it was covered with fist marks, footprints and claw marks.
How could such a crazy martial arts practitioner go out
"Him!"
Seeing that Russell was not interested in martial arts training, the dog demon touched his well-built muscles, with a look of sadness on his face, "My master has been kidnapped."
"What?"
When Uncle Jiu heard that his friend had an accident, he became extremely nervous and asked hurriedly.
"What happened to Sanlang? Who captured him?"
"Who else could it be?" The dog demon curled his lips and pouted at the opposite side. Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched suddenly, and he silently put down his raised hand, and slowly put away the copper coin sword.
He looked around leisurely, admiring the empty hall.
"Well, Sanlang has planted a lot of flowers recently. They are really beautiful."
As he was talking, Uncle Jiu walked forward and asked, "Ah Huang, is your tea still there?"
"Yes, there is nothing good about the leaves."
The dog demon shook his shoulders, shook his head and sighed.
Humans are really weird. Not only do they eat grass, they also eat leaves. No wonder they are so thin.
Seeing Uncle Nine suddenly change his attitude, Russell's eyes rolled and he quietly approached behind the dog demon.
"Brother Gou, who lives across the street?"
"A tigress, be careful when you ask, or you may get chopped off."
It seemed that the tigress was extremely ferocious. When the dog demon mentioned the tigress, he couldn't help but clench the three-pointed, double-edged halberd in his hand, with a sigh on his face.
"Thinking back to the time when I chopped my way from Huanghua Mountain to Xihua Mountain by myself, I killed gods and Buddhas who stood in my way, and no demon could stop me. But in the end, I was beaten up by that tigress. Oh my!"
"Let's not talk about the past!"
The dog demon seemed to be very outgoing and put his arm on Russell's shoulders and hugged his neck, with an admiring look on his face.
"Young man, I feel your muscles are very solid, and your bones are amazing. You must be a martial arts genius."
"Practice martial arts with me!"
"Hey!"
As he spoke, the dog demon squatted slightly, stretched his arms forward, revealing his muscular arms.
It was immediately intoxicated, "Only by becoming a big muscleman can you break through everything, using your fists, that is the romance of a man."
Are you a man too
Russell looked embarrassed. Could it be that this dog learned its personality from that man named Sanlang
Hiss, this martial arts training is a bit...
He hesitated for a moment and did not make a decision immediately. What if this dog demon has some very powerful inheritance
If you missed it, it would be a real pity.
Russell would never admit that he was moved by the dog demon's strong muscles.
"Hey, Brother Gou, I'm curious, is there really a future in practicing martial arts?"
"Yes, I have!"
The dog demon slapped his body fiercely, and his claws hit his chest loudly. "Look at my physique and my strong muscles. If you don't believe me, ask your master, was I fierce in the past?"
Uncle Jiu, who was pretending to look at flowers in the distance, heard this and his eyelids twitched. Hey, if you have the ability, just stop moving your mouth. It will be boring if you move your mouth.
The dog demon looked at Russell's suspicious face and suddenly became anxious.
"Thinking back then, I wielded a three-pointed, two-edged halberd and chopped my way from Huanghua Mountain to Xihua Mountain, killing gods and Buddhas. That head..."
"Wait a minute!"
Russell stretched out his hand to interrupt the dog demon's words. He narrowed his eyes and said thoughtfully, "If I remember correctly, our mountain is called Huanghua Mountain. Where is Xihua Mountain?"
The dog demon's eyes were wandering.
Uncle Jiu in the distance stabbed him, "Hey, the mountain across the way is called Xihua Mountain!"
This made Russell laugh. It turned out that you used a halberd to fight from your own hill to the opposite hill, and still got taught a lesson
This is called "kill gods if gods stand in your way; kill Buddhas if Buddhas stand in your way." I thought it was so cruel!
Have you ever seen you chop your way from Baicao Garden to Sanwei Book House with a hundred-meter-long sword
Cut directly from the south of the Yangtze River to the north of the Yangtze River
Russell touched his nose and said, "We are guests, so we can't laugh at others too much."
But the dog demon was anxious, he opened his mouth, wanting to explain something, but when he looked at the opposite side, he couldn't help but wilted.
Don't ask, the only thing is that the tigress on the opposite side is too ferocious.
When the owner was away, the dog demon Ah Huang began to entertain guests. He skillfully used his paws to pour tea for Uncle Jiu and Russell. It was obvious that he did this quite often.
Uncle Jiu looked at the dog demon, tapped the table lightly with his finger, and coughed.
The dog demon was stunned, looked at Uncle Jiu, and lowered his head again.
Uncle Jiu coughed again.
The dog demon raised his head, blinked, and lowered his head again.
Uncle Jiu was so annoyed that he could only gently remind her, "Ah Huang, this is the first time my apprentice has come to visit you, so why don't you show some appreciation?"
The dog demon was stunned, then suddenly realized what was happening. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Uncle Jiu, you are so narrow-minded. Didn't I just ask for one of your treasures back then? You actually still remember it. Sigh."
Life is not easy, the dog demon sighed.
It shook its head, rummaged around in a corner, then ran on its two hind legs and grabbed a large rock.
"Here you are, you humans are really weird, not only do you like to eat grass, but you also like to eat leaves and stones."
Looking at the huge gold nugget in front of him, Russell fell silent.
He couldn't help but glance at Uncle Jiu. If he remembered correctly, Uncle Jiu didn't seem to have so much money before.
Um
It seems that the words "living worse than a dog" should be taken back.
Uncle Jiu seemed to have noticed it as well. He took a sip of tea, looking awkward and tactically changing the subject.
"Ah Huang, when was Sanlang caught by the tigress?"
The dog demon lowered his head and flexed his paws. "It seems like it's been almost three years."
"Puff!" Uncle Jiu almost spit out a mouthful of tea, "Three years?? What did he do?"
"Nothing much, I just went to peek at the tigress bathing, and said something naughty, and then she was pushed to the ground and beaten, well, that was it."
"... "
Russell: (.???.)
Senior Sanlang, his reputation is indeed well-deserved!
ps: It’s the end of the month, so I’m going to be lazy today.