"Let's go!"
Uncle Jiu waved his hand, said goodbye to Master Xu, called out to Russell, and got on the carriage.
They were going to Longhu Mountain next, and it seemed that they had reached the main road. The road here was wide and flat, and most importantly, it was easy to meet people.
So Uncle Jiu decided not to use the Mountain Spider anymore, but to take a carriage instead.
Although mountain spiders have 108 legs, they can climb mountains, climb walls, and run very fast.
But she is ugly!
He was a Taoist priest, sitting inside a spider. When passers-by saw him, they thought he had been eaten by a spider spirit.
Russell reached out and carried the little zombie onto the carriage. He turned around thoughtfully and looked at Master Xu and Zhang Dabing who came to see him off.
Zhang Dabing was wearing plain clothes and had a calm face, without any sign of sadness.
Uncle Jiu also noticed something strange, and then asked thoughtfully, "Is your wife dead?"
Many people died in yesterday's battle, including Master Qian and his disciples, as well as the evil Master Tan and his butler who died inexplicably.
But these have nothing to do with Zhang Dabing. The only person who can make Zhang Dabing wear plain clothes is another person, and that is the cheating vicious woman.
Zhang Dadan’s wife.
Not only did she have an affair with another man, making Zhang Dabing cuckold, but she also had more than one cheating on him. She also conspired with Mr. Tan to murder her husband.
Tsk, even if Pan Jinlian comes, I have to call her a ruthless person!
Zhang Dabing nodded, and his voice was calm, but it made people shudder.
"She accidentally slipped and fell to the ground yesterday and died."
When he said this, Master Xu behind him couldn't help but touch his nose. He really didn't see it. Yesterday, someone hugged his wife and threw her to the ground.
The sentence "I know you cheated on me!" and the ruthlessness made it difficult for Master Xu to evaluate it for a moment.
He accidentally fell to death. What a good reason. What a coincidence.
Russell couldn't help but shake his head. There were simply too many coincidences in this world.
He still remembered that in his previous life, his brother once told him a joke. When his brother graduated from college, the students in the neighboring dormitories had a dinner together, drank, cried and called each other brothers, vowing to stay together for the rest of their lives.
Then someone had a craving for cigarettes, so he borrowed some money to buy cigarettes and bought a lottery ticket at the same time.
Hey, guess what happened
Damn, a person who never bought lottery tickets won the first one he bought.
He is simply the child of destiny!
Did he later become rich and a tycoon
No, because of this incident, the four brothers in the dormitory fought the lawsuit for two years, and all two years were wasted.
This was such a coincidence that Russell was so excited that he secretly used his New Year's money to buy a lot of them.
Hey, guess what
He bought a 36 and added a D on the end, 36D. His brother laughed at him for two whole days.
The lover and his men died the day before, and that night, Zhang Dabing's wife accidentally fell to her death.
This is really a coincidence.
You can tell at a glance whether it is true or not.
But no one present spoke, not even Uncle Jiu.
He simply gave a few more instructions in a calm tone and got straight into the carriage.
Faced with such things, we dare not ask, and we dare not say anything.
To borrow an old saying, it is bliss to be ignorant.
Perhaps to Uncle Jiu, wives who cheat on their husbands, have affairs with their lovers, and murder their husbands are no longer considered human beings and will go to the eighteenth level of hell after death.
People like him would never imagine how magical the world will be in the future.
Russell looked out the window quietly. There are some things that it is better not to know. If you know too much, you will feel uneasy.
The carriage moved quietly.
Uncle Jiu suddenly turned around and looked at Russell playing with the doll in his hand, and couldn't help asking curiously.
"Little Russell, let me ask you, what did Lu Zu say to you yesterday?"
He wanted to ask about this matter yesterday, but because Junior Brother Xu was present, he didn't dare to ask in detail.
I kept it in my heart, and it kept on holding it in, just like a cat's claws constantly scratching, and it became very itchy.
"Yes."
Russell blinked his eyes. "He said my talent was very average, so he gave me a secret book for table legs."
"Your talent is average?"
Uncle Jiu was almost amused, "Come on, come on, tell me what is the name of the secret book that Lu Zu gave you to use as a footrest for the table?"
He was trying hard to hold back his laughter at this moment. Lu Zu, a godly figure like you actually deceived a child like this.
Russell thought carefully, "It seems to be a Pure Yang Sword Scripture."
"hiss!"
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but gasp when he heard that, and the corners of his mouth trembled unconsciously. Well, Lu Zu, you've used all your skills to poach people.
A god, the inheritance of a great immortal, Uncle Jiu couldn't help but feel a little worried.
He asked cautiously, "Do you agree?"
"Promised what?"
Russell said confidently, "I picked up this secret book from the sky. Yes, I picked it up. What else can I ask for?"
Looking at Russell's familiar shamelessness, Uncle Jiu felt rare happiness. Well, it was still the familiar taste, still my familiar apprentice.
He turned around, looked forward, and gave an instruction.
"Remember to find a place to burn the doll, otherwise, it will easily cause trouble."
Although a figure like Lu Zu would not be as shameless as those in the West in poaching people, he still had to be prepared for the worst.
"hey-hey."
Instead of throwing it away, Russell solemnly stuffed the doll into his arms, then grinned, revealing his little white teeth.
"Master, you said I was in danger. Shake this little doll. Can Lu Zu come and save me?"
"meeting!"
"In this world and the underworld, is there anyone more powerful than his incarnation?"
"Well, there shouldn't be many."
"Then how many times do you think I can use it?"
"… "
Uncle Jiu had already noticed something was wrong; his eyelids couldn't stop twitching and he had a bad feeling.
"You don't want to get Lu Zu for free, do you?"
If you encounter danger, you can call for help, but forget about calling your own sect's ancestor. After all, you have a bond with him. He is your ancestor and you still need to offer sacrifices to him during festivals.
But if you are in danger, what the hell is it to just shake Lu Zu
After using someone else's money, you pretend you know nothing and deliberately get it for free
Uncle Jiu opened his mouth, but for a moment he didn't know what to say when faced with Russell's outrageous move.
hey-hey.
Please call me Luo Green Tea. I am a very cute goddess who specializes in keeping others hanging.
Russell happily took the doll into his arms. It was another amazing trump card, even stronger than that of his junior uncle.
I think I could be... a little more sexy
If you have the guts, jump over and hit me!
Seeing this, Uncle Jiu shook his head and sighed, warning meaningfully, "It's okay if you use it once, but if you use it too much, I can't guarantee it. You might be hung up and spanked."
Uncle Jiu originally thought that Qiu Sheng Wencai was invincible when it came to getting into trouble, but he didn't expect there was someone more courageous than him.
Whose disciple is this