I am working hard to cultivate immortality in Uncle Jiu's world!

Chapter 38: Refers to a wolf as a dog

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"Come here, silly dog!"

“Tsk tsk tsk!”

Russell was very depressed when he saw the puppy lying motionless on the ground. Why was this dog so rude

It looks a bit stupid, could it be a Husky

He turned around and asked, "Uncle Simu, what breed is this dog?"

“Hehehe!”

Simu snorted, "I'm just a guy who stole tiger whip wine, how can I be your uncle

You're wrong!"

He snorted proudly. What a fool Uncle Jiu was. He told all the embarrassing things to others. Didn’t he have any face in front of the younger generation

"oh."

Seeing that Simu was a little angry, Russell responded dejectedly and continued his difficult journey of dog training.

But the dog was a little difficult to tame, and looked very hopeless.

Simu's eyes narrowed, a plan came to mind, and the corners of his mouth curled up, with an exceptionally bright smile on his face, "My little nephew, this is a gift I carefully picked for you. But it's a dog from the West, it's worth a lot of money, I spent a lot of effort to get it."

He was not lying. He had fought a lot last night, and had carried the little wolf cub for more than ten miles. He was so tired!

Simu now remembered it and felt a dull pain in his heart.

In order to be lazy, he originally put the wolf cub in his arms, but the wolf cub got hungry and took a bite of a protruding part. What a bad kid who was not weaned!

The key is that the baby's mouth is very precise and it hurts. If he can't suck the milk, he will try his best not to let go.

This made Simu so angry that he walked all the way with his two little hands pinching the little wolf cub's neck.

The little wolf cubs all suspected that the wolf had given birth.

"Really?"

Russell couldn't help but feel a little suspicious. Simu was indeed Uncle Jiu's junior fellow apprentice. Both of them were equally stingy and would not spend money if they could avoid it.

Suddenly spending so much money to buy a dog from abroad

You have to know that it is a time of war and chaos. It is easy to buy a dog from your own country, but it is much more difficult to buy a foreign dog.

Transportation is not well developed nowadays, and buying a dog is not much cheaper than buying a person.

Russell looked skeptical, but felt that this matter was not simple, so he bent down and took a closer look.

He called out softly again.

“Tsk tsk tsk!”

That bastard reacted well.

Russell suddenly realized that this thing was definitely not a dog, otherwise it would not have not responded to the nationwide dog-calling call.

"Uncle Master, you are always doing things to deceive people. You are clearly a wolf."

"nonsense!"

Simu was not willing to admit it, he lied with his eyes open, "It's clearly a dog. I, your uncle, have traveled a lot and have seen a lot of things, how could I be wrong?"

"this.."

Seeing Simu's serious expression, Russell began to doubt himself. Could it be that he had made a mistake

Simu took advantage of the victory and pointed at the wolf cub on the ground and said, "Come on, come on, let me ask you, didn't you say he was a wolf? Have you ever seen a wolf?"

Russell shook his head. No matter in his past life or this life, he had only seen the appearance of wolves on TV.

There is no difference between them and dogs, it seems to be just a matter of whether the tail can be up or down, one can wag the tail and the other can't.

There were many wolves on the mountains far away from the charity cemetery. Occasionally, one could hear the howling of wolves at night. From time to time, Russell could also hear about children in the village being taken away by wolves.

Uncle Jiu attached great importance to this matter because there were so many wolves. Every time he went out, he would either bring Russell with him or send his apprentice to guard him.

One is not enough, at least Wencai and Qiu Sheng must be there.

After all, these two silly disciples have done more than one stupid thing, and the stupid things they did before can be forgiven.

If Russell was lost!

Uncle Jiu doesn’t know if he can survive

Hearing what Russell said, Simu's eyes and eyebrows were all smiling. He said seriously, "Then why do you say it's a wolf? I say it's a dog."

Perhaps it was because Simu’s acting skills were too good and his ability to talk nonsense was too strong, so Russell was fooled for a while.

He squatted down, touched the puppy's head with his hand, and called out again uncertainly, "Hey, stupid dog!"

This time, the bastard agreed.

It tilted its head and licked Russell's little palm. As it licked, it opened its mouth and bit Russell's finger, and suddenly...

Another effort...

Keep pushing.

Russell had never kept any animals other than roosters.

He once accompanied a girl to a pet store to pet a cat. He saw that the cat was holding someone else's finger and chewing it.

Maybe it's the same

Russell wasn't sure either. He looked at the puppy who was holding his finger seriously and biting it non-stop, and he couldn't make up his mind for a moment.

Do dogs chew on your fingers

Just when he was confused, the puppy whimpered, let go of Russell's fingers, and looked at Russell with his two little eyes looking at him aggrievedly.

“Ouch!”

Russell found the evidence and he was so excited, "Master, that's the howling of a wolf."

"How is that possible?"

Simu looked puzzled, "I clearly bought a Western dog!"

He squatted down, looked at the puppy seriously for a few times, and then

“Woof woof woof!”

The bastard looked confused.

“Ouch!”

Four eyes slapped it, and then seriously

“Woof woof!”

“Ouch!”

“Pah!”

“Woof woof woof!”

“Oh…”

“Bang!”

“Woof woof!”

"Woof?"

Simu nodded in satisfaction, and turned to look at the stunned Russell, "Let me tell you, this Western dog is just so stupid, it can't tell whether it is a wolf or a dog, and it's not used to the local climate, so just give it a few slaps and it will be fine."

As if to increase the persuasiveness, Simu called out again, "Hey, silly dog!"

"Woof?"

Simu nodded with satisfaction, "Russell, you see, I told you it was because of the unfamiliar climate." As he spoke, he retracted his raised hand, and the puppy stopped trembling.

Looking at the barking puppy in front of him and then at the serious eyes, Russell wavered.

Maybe it really is a dog.

"Uncle Master, I still don't quite believe it. Why don't you swear an oath?"

Russell decided it was better to be conservative. What if he raised the dog and took it out for a walk? Oops, when others saw it, they thought it was a wolf.

Can't tell the difference between wolf and dog

"It's up to you, all up to you!"

Simu stretched out his right hand and swore to the sky, "I Simu swear that the thing in front of me is a dog and not a wolf. If it is a wolf, I Simu will be struck by lightning."

The next moment.

“Bang!”

A loud slap was heard, and Simu touched the back of his head and cried out.

Uncle Jiu looked at him with disdain, "I was wondering where Russell learned how to be a Fa Si. Turns out he learned it from you. You are just a bad influence on kids!"

Simu chuckled, "Am I just teasing him?"

Hearing this, Russell's nose was almost crooked with anger. He actually got fooled one day. He shot birds all day long, but was blinded by a bird!