"Little Junior Brother, aren't you sleepy?"
Wencai carried Russell on his shoulders, and the two of them, one big and one small, walked on the dark road. He was quite surprised to see Russell, who was so active.
At his age, it would be strange if he didn't sleep for five or six hours.
Especially since my junior brother has a weak constitution, he sleeps even longer every day.
Russell tilted his head and said, "Because Master subdued a female ghost today, I'm so happy!"
Wencai nodded as if he understood, but no matter how hard he thought about it, he couldn't imagine what was so happy about his master subduing the female ghost
He thought about it carefully and realized that his junior brother was like this before. He would be extremely happy when he saw the master exorcising demons.
Wencai muttered that this might be the seedling of Taoism that his master mentioned, and he had a deep love for cultivation.
Unlike him, who gets a headache when he sees those weird talismans, he only has one small goal, which is to find a wife and live a happy life!
If possible, he wants to marry two. His requirements are not high. He just wants her to be half as pretty as his junior brother's paper-thin wife.
The charity cemetery is located on the edge of a small woods at the edge of the town. You have to walk through a small woods after leaving the town.
It was the middle of the night, the beginning of spring, and the weather was a little cold. Gusts of cold wind blew, and it seemed as if countless eyes were watching them in the dark jungle.
Wencai was a little scared, but he didn’t feel it when he first came. After all, he had Uncle Jiu in front of him, so who would dare to come out
Uncle Jiu is still dealing with the following matters and comforting the neighbors, so he is not with them.
Wencai was a little scared. At this moment, he suddenly felt a cold wind blowing on his neck, which was very similar to what his master had said about being possessed by a female ghost.
“Oh my god!”
He let out a strange cry, not daring to turn his head, and subconsciously ran forward, hugging his junior brother tightly with both hands.
You can't lose this thing. If you lose it, you will definitely end up in a miserable situation.
Female ghosts are scary, but the master is scarier. One Uncle Nine is as good as five female ghosts!
As Wencai was running, he heard hiccups of laughter behind him. He was frightened again and suddenly felt that the sound was so familiar.
When he turned around, he saw Russell's little head resting on his neck, blowing cold air and making evil laughs from time to time.
Wencai's eyes were full of resentment. Russell couldn't hold it in any longer. He held his belly with his two hands and started to burp.
He usually wouldn't laugh unless he really couldn't help it. He didn't expect that Wencai, who was so bold that he had no reaction even when sleeping in a coffin, would be so timid.
He seemed to realize that his previous action was embarrassing. As a disciple of the famous Taoist master Jiu Shu, he was actually afraid of ghosts. This was embarrassing no matter how you looked at it.
Wencai continued walking gloomily, forgetting the prank his junior brother had played on him.
But before he had taken two steps, he heard a strange, sharp voice coming from the side.
"Young man, do you think I look like a human?"
Wencai snorted disdainfully. It was another trick of my junior brother. I was fooled once just now. Can I fall for it again this time
If I go to school, I won’t be called Wencai!
He spat directly on the ground, "Ah, like a ball!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Wencai felt his sleeve being pulled. Junior Brother Russell whispered, "It's not me who said that. Look to your right."
Wencai turned right, and the jungle was dark. There was no one in sight, no zombies, and no floating female ghost.
"You idiot, lower your head!"
Russell looked at this idiot and couldn't help but covering his head with his chubby little hands. How could a cultivator have such poor vigilance
He is indeed a good candidate for Shouyi Zhuang, he has a big heart!
Wencai lowered his head subconsciously, and saw a big yellow rat squatting on the side of the path, standing up and looking at him with a bad face.
This big rat was strange. It had a tattered hat on its head that it got from nowhere, and a layer of tattered clothes covered with holes all over its body.
It looked straight at Wencai, with green light in its eyes.
Wencai then remembered what had happened. He was most likely to have run into the Wong Tai Sin who was asking for a title as Uncle Jiu had mentioned.
This matter is simple and difficult at the same time.
It is extremely difficult for Wong Tai Sin to practice cultivation. To be more precise, it is extremely difficult for mountain spirits and wild monsters to practice cultivation. Whenever they encounter a disaster, they will ask for titles, incense, and karma from humans to overcome the disaster.
Okay, leave a good relationship and get some small rewards occasionally.
Bad luck brings disaster to the whole family, causing unrest among the people.
When Wencai saw the unfriendly look of Wong Tai Sin in front of him, his face became sad. It seemed that he had just said something he shouldn't have said.
He looked stiffly at the junior fellow on his shoulder, "What should I do?"
Russell rolled his eyes. He was just an eight-year-old kid who hadn't even learned Taoism. What could he do
"Do I look like a human being to you?"
The weasel squatted on the ground, its voice a little sharper and more rapid than before, it saluted with its paws, its eyes flashing with a faint green light. This time, it was looking at Russell.
Russell couldn't help but be stunned. He was asking for a title and it happened to him. He was simply greedy.
He was originally weak in constitution and lacked Yang energy. He looked carefully at Wong Tai Sin and saw a fierce look on his face with his sharp claws exposed. It was obvious at first glance that he was not a good monster.
If I agree today, things will be really interesting in the future.
Seeing that Russell was slow to respond, Wong Tai Sin arched his upper body upwards, straightening his originally bent waist.
Wencai held his breath and stared closely at Wong Tai Sin in front of him. He was ready to run away with his junior brother in his arms.
I'm afraid today won't end well!
"Do I look like a human to you?"
Wong Tai Sin's voice became rapid and sharp.
"What do you look like?" Russell blinked and asked in a silly way.
Huang Daxian was stunned. He looked at Russell, a little kid who was easy to fool. He probably didn't hear clearly just now.
"Do I look like a human being to you?"
“Who looks like a human being?”
"Do I look like a human to you?"
"Do you look like anything to me?"
Huang Daxian's eyes widened, and he finally realized that the kid in front of him was fooling him.
Do you really think you have lived these decades in vain
It bared its teeth, slowly lowered its upright body, placed its two paws on the ground, and slowly tilted its body backwards.
Wencai turned around and ran with Russell on his back, his two legs kicking as fast as they could. Wong Tai Sin had a fierce look in his eyes, and he used all four legs to run very fast as well.
"I'm afraid this mouse is a goblin!"
Russell was amazed at the fast-running Wong Tai Sin. Although four legs run faster than two legs, they can't run that fast.
I'm afraid that this monster's cultivation is not low. It is no longer a beast and can barely be called half a monster.
"Brother, you run so slowly. Did you go to Yihong Courtyard yesterday?"
Wencai rolled his eyes and ignored Russell's complaints. He had been with Uncle Jiu for so many years and although he didn't learn any Taoist magic, he had a good foundation and his physical fitness was excellent.
Russell looked at Wong Tai Sin who was chasing him from behind, with contempt on his face. He stretched out his chubby little hand and threw into the sky the little paper man he had been folding.
“Boom!”
The paper man grew bigger in the wind, turned into a black shadow and fell heavily on the ground. Huang Daxian stopped instantly and looked at the thing in front of him vigilantly.
"Meow!"
"I, Tom, am the world champion mouse catcher."
By the way, weasels are also mice, right
Right