Looking at Uncle Nine who was snickering, Russell felt even more aggrieved. His little mouth was almost turned up to the sky, and his face showed that he was unhappy.
An uncle who doesn't follow martial ethics! An uncle who doesn't follow martial ethics!
snort!
Russell is angry!
"Go get some clothes for this young man to wear."
The old man said to the servant beside him, and the servant left in a hurry. He turned back, stroked his beard, and joked.
"Young man, you are so white and tender, and so juicy. Can you accept the sachets from the girls?"
Russell covered little Russell with one hand and his own little butt with the other, and rolled his eyes at the old man's teasing.
Young man, I'm handsome, so you don't have to say that.
"Hahaha!"
Looking at Russell's resentful eyes, everyone smiled at each other, and the previous depressing atmosphere was relieved a lot.
Not far away, Li Chengqi was still sitting there in silence.
"Let me see, is this the thing?"
Simu waved his hand and slowly placed the package in his hand on the ground. Something could be vaguely seen crawling inside.
He untied it gently, and what came into everyone's sight was a yellow centipede.
Centipede
The old man was extremely surprised. Can centipedes fly? He clearly saw this thing flying away just now, and there was yellow light on its body.
As soon as Simu saw the centipede, he burst into laughter.
"It really is this thing. The old bald guy next door has one and he treasures it very much. I think this one is bigger than his. I'll go back and piss him off!"
The old bald guy is naturally the one who lives next to Simu and beats the wooden fish and recites the Diamond Sutra every day. He is really annoying!
What made Simu even more angry was that this old bald guy had a lot of treasures on him, especially a centipede.
Even though her baby was so precious to her, she was still wary of Simu and would not let him touch it.
I never expected it!
Simu encountered a bigger and yellower one today.
When I get back, I will stew this old centipede and feed it to the chickens to piss off that old monk.
If he chose not to recite the sutras in the morning, Simu might just be in a good mood and give the centipede to the old monk.
Living as neighbors with monks, it’s not easy to sleep in in the morning!
A servant came over, dressed Russell, and carefully tied a bow on his neck.
Everything was fine except that the pants looked a little pink and a little small, and Russell twisted them awkwardly.
The old man nodded with satisfaction, "It's just right for my granddaughter. It seems that my eyesight has not regressed."
granddaughter
Russell looked embarrassed. No wonder he thought the pants were pink and small. They turned out to be women's pants.
He was forced to dress like a woman today!
How can it be repaired
Russell snorted. How could a man wear women's pants, even those of a little girl
No way!
He was about to take it off, but then he thought, if he took it off he would have no pants to wear, and little Russell would be exposed to the wind, which was a bit embarrassing.
Russell pretended not to hear what the old man said. He rolled his eyes and tried to change the subject. He looked at the centipede on the ground and his eyes suddenly lit up.
"Master, Master, what is this? It can fly!"
Russell spoke in such a childish voice that he even felt a little ashamed.
Just wait, Four Eyes!
I am very narrow-minded!
Uncle Jiu didn't notice the shame of his little apprentice Russell. In his opinion, what was wrong with a little kid wearing girls' clothes
It's not like he didn't wear it when he was a child. Of course, this wasn't done by him, but by another woman.
Ever since he saw the beautifully dressed little Russell who looked androgynous, Uncle Jiu would never let Russell become that woman's apprentice.
If this continues, who knows if Russell will become a lady from a wealthy family in ten years
"This is a flying centipede, a species that likes to suck brain marrow. It is naturally able to restrain monsters and is often kept in captivity by practitioners."
Uncle Jiu took another careful look and said, "This centipede is so big, it doesn't look like it was raised by an ordinary person. It has some Buddha nature, and it is most likely raised by a monk.
The blood is deep, and the wronged souls are surrounding it. It was this flying centipede that killed the man in front of it and sucked his blood. "
Li Chengqi's face turned pale instantly. What Uncle Jiu said was right!
"Oh, I remember now." Simu clapped his hands suddenly, "The old monk Ikkiu once threw a centipede at him, which made him so angry that he didn't eat for several days."
"Oh my, I bumped into it." Simu looked at the flying centipede on the ground with an obscene smile on his face.
He already had a bad picture in his mind.
Ikkyu, if you don't copy the Tao Te Ching 300 times, you will never be able to get this centipede back. Don't you want to copy it
I beat the centipede and made centipede soup!
Simu became happier and happier as he thought about it, his mouth corners almost stretched to the back of his head. Suddenly, he felt something strange in his calf.
When he lowered his head, he saw his junior nephew Russell poking his calf with his fingers.
"Russell, what's wrong?"
"Uncle Master!" Luo Su pointed at the flying centipede in front of him, "Do you know a person named Lu Xun?"
"Lu Xun?"
Simu thought for a moment and shook his head, "I haven't heard of it. I guess it's not very famous."
"What about Zhou Shuren?"
Russell was still a somewhat unwilling inquirer.
"No."
Simu reached out and touched Russell's head. Looking at his unwilling expression, he couldn't help but become curious.
"What do you want to ask these two people, Lu Xun and Zhou Shuren?"
Russell blinked, "They are the same person!"
Si Mu choked up, and after a long while he muttered, "This person is definitely not a serious person. How can a serious person have these two names?"
"cough!"
Uncle Jiu coughed dryly. He was a serious man named Lin Jiu. Who was Lin Fengjiao? He didn't know her.
"Then do you know someone called Mama Chang?"
"Mother's?"
Simu shook his shoulders, "I don't know him."
Russell was very disappointed. He thought he had bumped into her, but now he thought it was impossible to be such a coincidence.
"What are you disappointed about?" Simu patted Russell's little shoulder. "When you grow up, I won't take you out to see the outside world. There are so many things out there."
He looked lewd and whispered, "Have you seen the fox demon? She's so pretty. And the beautiful snake? Her little face is polished so smooth."
"cough!"
When he turned around, he saw Uncle Jiu with a bad look on his face. He smiled awkwardly, forgetting that his senior brother was still here.
Why!
The task of leading my little nephew astray is a long and arduous task.
Russell curled his lips, stared at the flying centipede on the ground, and began to think seriously.
He wanted to raise this flying centipede. After all, it was a flying centipede. If he had one, he would be the coolest guy in the entire Renjia Town.
Although he is now the most handsome guy in Renjia Town.
Russell wanted to raise a flying centipede, but the conditions did not allow it.
Since there is already a little black cat at home, it would be really interesting to raise a centipede in front of the big rooster. Isn't it equivalent to letting Sun Wukong guard the Peach Garden