I am working hard to cultivate immortality in Uncle Jiu's world!

Chapter 48: Clap your hands, and you've got it

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“Senior Brother! Senior Brother!”

Simu knocked on the door of the charity cemetery, shouting in an especially miserable tone, "Let me stay for a few more days, just a few days. I am your junior brother and I am all alone. We grew up together, how can you be so cruel to kick me out?"

“Squeak!”

The door of the charity cemetery opened, and a gleam of hope suddenly appeared in the four eyes.

Uncle Jiu held a copper coin sword in his hand and looked at Simu with an expressionless face, waving the copper coin sword from time to time.

Looking at the sharp edge of the sword, Simu couldn't help swallowing his saliva, "Brother, why is it so?"

I just want to stay for another day, why should I draw my sword

How hurtful!

"Why is it so?"

This made Uncle Jiu laugh, "Simu, you've been living here for almost half a month, isn't that enough?"

"You are so mean! Not only did you steal the wolf cub's food, but you even stole Xiao Hei's food. He was so hungry that he couldn't even wake up in the morning. How dare you do that!"

Uncle Jiu waved his hand, "Go, go!"

Simu knew that he could not stay any longer today, so he rang the bell in his hand and left with a row of zombies. He looked back every step of the way, looking towards the charity cemetery reluctantly.

On the top of the wall, the big rooster Xiao Hei looked at Simu's departing figure and excitedly started to dance ballet on the wall.

Today, the common people are really, really happy because the guy who tried to steal their food has finally left!

Erhei was also screaming excitedly, and his right paw was slapping the ground desperately. He was really too excited.

During this half month, Simu really left a very deep impression on Erhei.

Every day, he changes his tricks to deceive and attack! This little wolf cub is less than three months old!

No moral ethics!

Seeing the four eyes going away, Uncle Jiu felt a little lost, then shook his head. It is normal for people to have joys and sorrows, separations and reunions.

He turned around and shouted, "Russell, go out."

“Here I come!”

Luo Su ran out of the charity cemetery and looked around. "Is Uncle Simu really gone?"

If he remembered correctly, this was the sixth time Simu said he wanted to leave, but finally found a reason to come back.

The first time, I didn’t take any underwear.

The second time, I didn’t take the underwear.

The third time, I didn’t take the underwear.

The fourth time, I didn’t take the underwear.

The fifth time, I didn’t take the underwear.

After hearing Simu's shitty excuse, Uncle Jiu's mouth twitched and he didn't want to say anything anymore. If you want to make up an excuse, you better make it serious and reliable!

“Let’s go!”

Uncle Jiu snorted, "It's all your fault. He's been eating and drinking like crazy here. He's gained 20 pounds in half a month. I wonder if Jiale still recognizes his master?"

The thin man leaves home and the fat man comes back, their voices remain the same but they are covered in fat.

Jiale didn't know the fat man and asked him in surprise, "Who are you?"

"Poor Jiale!"

Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly. Based on his understanding of this young nephew, there was a high probability that he would not be able to recognize Simu who had gained weight.

At that time, Simu would carry a machete several meters long and let Jiale run for a while first.

Russell chuckled and didn't defend himself. He spent energy points to deduce the art of gastronomy just to satisfy his own appetite.

I didn’t expect that gastronomy was so powerful that it could transform ingredients into what Russell imagined.

The kind that can pretend to be Chef Xiao and not be exposed.

Russell changed the subject, "Master, where are we going?"

"There are some problems in Liujia Village, so I'll take you there to have a look and broaden your horizons!" Uncle Jiu touched Russell's head with his hand. "It's been a long time since I taught you anything new, so I'll teach you a spell."

Russell nodded. Although it is said that one can't eat too much, but when traveling in the world, it is always good to have many skills, just in case they come in handy

The two men moved very quickly. Liujia Village was not far from here, and they arrived in half an hour by riding fast horses.

Men and women from the entire village, young and old, gathered at the entrance of Liujia Village, looking forward to it.

After all, it's just a village, and there are no extra entertainment facilities. Apart from working in the fields and having a wife and children, there's nothing else they can do.

Something strange happened in the village, how could they not come to watch

It is human nature to watch the fun, which is neither good nor bad.

“Here it comes! Here it comes!”

The villagers looked at Uncle Jiu and Russell who were riding their horses at full speed, their eyes filled with gossipy curiosity.

Although there are many ghosts in this world, there are even more people. On average, about one hundred people will encounter mysterious events.

As for the remaining people, eighty to ninety percent will never come into contact with so-called ghosts.

The old village chief led the way, and Uncle Jiu and Russell followed behind him. Russell looked around curiously.

On the way, Uncle Jiu explained the mission of this trip.

To liberate a ghost.

It's better to say it's a dead soul than a ghost.

This time, it was the old lady of the Liu family who died.

She had a son who had worked hard all his life, so naturally it was her son who would take care of her in her old age and see her to the end of her life.

Old Mrs. Liu is hardworking and gentle. She has read some books. Although she cannot be considered cultured, she is different after all.

Her son was raised by Old Lady Liu since he was young. He learned to read and write and had some knowledge.

So although he did not pass any imperial examinations and never went to school, he was still favored by other villagers.

Not long after, Old Lady Liu's son found a marriage partner. His daughter-in-law was very virtuous and the family lived in harmony.

But there was one thing that was not going well. The daughter-in-law's belly was not moving and she just couldn't get pregnant.

Old Mrs. Liu was busy with this for a long time. She inquired about various folk remedies, bought various medicines to replenish her body, and from time to time she would go to the temple to burn incense and ask people to tell her fortune.

After all this trouble, her daughter-in-law actually got pregnant. After ten months of pregnancy, she gave birth to a big fat boy.

Old lady Liu was so overjoyed that she actually passed out on her back in one breath, and the person passed away just like that.

Her son and daughter-in-law were extremely sad, but what could they do? The dead cannot be brought back to life, so they could only be buried in peace.

I never expected it!

After a few days, Old Lady Liu came back again!

This scared everyone because almost everyone in their village had attended the banquet at Old Lady Liu's funeral.

When people die, they are buried in peace, but everyone knows that there is something wrong with the one who has come back.

Fortunately, Old Lady Liu did not harm anyone. Instead, she stayed with the child and quietly watched her newborn grandson. This calmed the panicked villagers.

"That's because their obsession is too deep. They don't believe they will die and don't want to reincarnate." Uncle Jiu explained, "People with such obsession will not be attracted by the underworld."

People who die normally will feel the attraction of the underworld, and a few will be taken away personally by the Ox-Head and Horse-Face, or the Black and White Impermanence.

As for Old Lady Liu, she was probably one of those who didn’t leave.

Uncle Jiu took out a scripture from his bosom and said, "This is the top-level scripture of Maoshan for saving the souls of the dead. It is also a famous secret book of Taoism. Back then, it only took me one month to memorize it."

He said this with great pride. As a secret book of Taoism, how could ordinary people learn it easily

Russell quietly flipped through the Sutra of Saving People, clasped his hands together, and with a snap, he instantly learned all the spells.

He couldn't help but sigh, I am such a hardworking little genius, it's all thanks to my own efforts and a little help from Deep Blue.